I don’t know if it’s a side effect of my treatment. But spots have revisted the Norman fizzog for the first time since my teenage years.
Only. they aren’t your common garden traditional pimples. To get rid of one of them was a doddle. A heated pin from my mum’s sewing box and burst the bastard.
The ones that have plagued me of late are what’s known as blind pimples. They form under the skin and have no heads. The fuckers are usually on the chin or the side of the nose. Shiny lumps that don’t half bloody hurt.
And, trying to squeeze one is a nightmare. All you get is a bit of blood, then some clear water-like shit. Attempting to take them out only makes them worse.
Blind pimples are bastards.
Nominated by : Norman
@Norman, cleanse the spot with witch hazel, then rub in a blob of toothpaste twice daily. It really works.
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I once advised a teenager to open the pores on his nose with water as hot as he could stand it.
He filled an egg cup with boiling water and stuck his nose in it, lolol.
Hospital job.
Kids eh?
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Never take medical advice from I A C
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I’ll try that Jill. Thanks.
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Norman @
Wear thick foundation makeup ,
To disguise your spotty mush.
Eyeliner and lippy optional.
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Anyone got Val kilmner in DeadPool?
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He had one of those faces you’d like to pummel.
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I guess it’s subjective Sammy, I rated him in The Doors & he never struck me as being up his own arse, like a lot of ’em.
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Superb in Tombstone.
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He was brilliant in “Top Secret” one of the funniest films ever made.
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Liked him in Willow
Bullying that midget Warwick Davies
:peck’ he call him,😂
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Val kilmner married a girl from Stockport.
Hollywood should stop stealing our birds.😡
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The lovely Joanne Whalley..
Kilmer had a rep for being one of the biggest and most obnoxious cunts in the film industry.
Joel Schumaher said that Kimer and Tommy Lee Jones were the two biggest bastards he ever worked with.
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Ask wes streaking for makeup tips, that smooth faced ducky always looks well turned out.
Unlike his arsehole which is well reamed out.
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wes is a moonfaced git without lips.
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He could certainly ‘borrow a pair’ off that Lammy cunt.
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Morning Norman,
I suffered badly with acne in my teens. The mirror at home was splattered with puss. I stupidly would cover the pimples with my sisters makeup, then head off to work. From work go straight to the coffee clubs. Remember standing at the bus stop, heading for a night out and a young boy saying to his father, look at all those those spots on that man’s face. I waited a moment before fucking off home.
They doctors would say they’ll be gone by the age of 21. What a load of bollocks. It all depends on what you eat and cleanliness. Still got them in old age. Stop eating sweets helps. That spot without a head, I learnt to leave alone and it will go as quickly as it came.
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The boy seems to have had a stutter.
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Remember the Coffee Clubs in the sixties would have red lighting and would admire myself through their mirrors.
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Sudocreme or a bit of moisturiser.
The Sudocreme will sooth it and the moisturiser will bring it to a head, where you can dispose of it in the usual fashion.
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I find sulphur soap, which I buy from Chinese supermarket, clears them in record time, used daily and cheap as chips, too.
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Revel in your new found teen angst…😩
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Just wear a face mask.
You know it makes sense.
Follow the science.
Good morning.
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Just started hormone treatment Norm?
As a ten year survivor of Stage 3 colon cancer, I was well pissed off now to be told I have prostate cancer. Hormone treatment is the preferred regime. Was given what closely resembled a fucking Tolstoy novel to read about side effects – WTF?
Anyway, if that is the case, let’s just hope we don’t turn into David Walliams …
PS: Well remember the heated needles myself !!
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I hope you are well Cassandra.
Luckliy, the side effects of dialyisis aren’t too bad.
I haven’t had a piss for three years. And the eyesight goes wonky sometimes. But the blood pressure drops are the worst.
It dropped to 85 last week. Luckliy I was in the hospital at the time and I was looked after. But, when the BP goes down, it gets nasty.
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Morning Norman,
Now I understand your treatment …
When you mentioned your “breakouts”, I naturally thought of hormone!
My next door neighbour dialyses three times a week at home and I know what he goes through. All the best for summer!!
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Blind Pimples not clever enough to spot.
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having received my first spot (nicely captured in my last primary school photograph) and had boils, spots and blackheads on my face and back for the entirety of my life since (I’m in my 60s now) I can sympathise…….but as you have gad a fair time without anything I must be honest and say YOU UCKING LUCKY BASTARD!
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My dad caught carbuncles in the 70s. They were on the back of his neck. And, when they got burst, the smell was like death.
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fuckin ell,they’re contagious?
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Spots, large vinyl collection,
Masturbating in your room.
Your having a secondary teenage period Norm.
Have a wacky haircut, tell everyone you’re parents don’t understand you,
Explode out of all proportion to issues and quote Morrissey in a faux deep and meaningful way.👍
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Well, you’ve got a point Miserable.
I still love – and buy – my LPs. Been replacing my classic 12′ New Order singles with 180g reissue versions.
Almost everything and everyone I had a Thomas the Tank over when I was a lad is available on the Interweb. The Vintage Erotica Forum is a goldmine for such things. Or, so I’ve been told (cough).
Only thing is, my football team is now shit.
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Lay off the Opal Fruits Norman.
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