Blind Pimples


I don’t know if it’s a side effect of my treatment. But spots have revisted the Norman fizzog for the first time since my teenage years.

Only. they aren’t your common garden traditional pimples. To get rid of one of them was a doddle. A heated pin from my mum’s sewing box and burst the bastard.

The ones that have plagued me of late are what’s known as blind pimples. They form under the skin and have no heads. The fuckers are usually on the chin or the side of the nose. Shiny lumps that don’t half bloody hurt.

And, trying to squeeze one is a nightmare. All you get is a bit of blood, then some clear water-like shit. Attempting to take them out only makes them worse.

Blind pimples are bastards.

Cleveland Clinic.

Nominated by : Norman

28 thoughts on “Blind Pimples

  1. Norman @

    Wear thick foundation makeup ,
    To disguise your spotty mush.

    Eyeliner and lippy optional.

  2. Ask wes streaking for makeup tips, that smooth faced ducky always looks well turned out.
    Unlike his arsehole which is well reamed out.

  3. Morning Norman,
    I suffered badly with acne in my teens. The mirror at home was splattered with puss. I stupidly would cover the pimples with my sisters makeup, then head off to work. From work go straight to the coffee clubs. Remember standing at the bus stop, heading for a night out and a young boy saying to his father, look at all those those spots on that man’s face. I waited a moment before fucking off home.

    They doctors would say they’ll be gone by the age of 21. What a load of bollocks. It all depends on what you eat and cleanliness. Still got them in old age. Stop eating sweets helps. That spot without a head, I learnt to leave alone and it will go as quickly as it came.

  4. Sudocreme or a bit of moisturiser.

    The Sudocreme will sooth it and the moisturiser will bring it to a head, where you can dispose of it in the usual fashion.

  5. I find sulphur soap, which I buy from Chinese supermarket, clears them in record time, used daily and cheap as chips, too.

  6. Just started hormone treatment Norm?
    As a ten year survivor of Stage 3 colon cancer, I was well pissed off now to be told I have prostate cancer. Hormone treatment is the preferred regime. Was given what closely resembled a fucking Tolstoy novel to read about side effects – WTF?
    Anyway, if that is the case, let’s just hope we don’t turn into David Walliams …
    PS: Well remember the heated needles myself !!

    • I hope you are well Cassandra.

      Luckliy, the side effects of dialyisis aren’t too bad.
      I haven’t had a piss for three years. And the eyesight goes wonky sometimes. But the blood pressure drops are the worst.

      It dropped to 85 last week. Luckliy I was in the hospital at the time and I was looked after. But, when the BP goes down, it gets nasty.

  7. having received my first spot (nicely captured in my last primary school photograph) and had boils, spots and blackheads on my face and back for the entirety of my life since (I’m in my 60s now) I can sympathise…….but as you have gad a fair time without anything I must be honest and say YOU UCKING LUCKY BASTARD!

    • My dad caught carbuncles in the 70s. They were on the back of his neck. And, when they got burst, the smell was like death.

  8. Spots, large vinyl collection,
    Masturbating in your room.

    Your having a secondary teenage period Norm.

    Have a wacky haircut, tell everyone you’re parents don’t understand you,
    Explode out of all proportion to issues and quote Morrissey in a faux deep and meaningful way.👍

    • Well, you’ve got a point Miserable.

      I still love – and buy – my LPs. Been replacing my classic 12′ New Order singles with 180g reissue versions.

      Almost everything and everyone I had a Thomas the Tank over when I was a lad is available on the Interweb. The Vintage Erotica Forum is a goldmine for such things. Or, so I’ve been told (cough).

      Only thing is, my football team is now shit.

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