Get the violins and the Kleenex paper hankies out as you read the sad story of 21 year old Millie Saxton who is whining that she “only gets £3000” and she has three children and a TikTok account to support. She is supported in her self pity by a young mother of five. I suggest they seal up the entrance to their quims or embrace sodomy if they are so fertile.

Really in this day and age, nobody need have children – free contraceptives are available from many health centres and GP surgeries (mine dish them out on Friday afternoons).

Irresponsible young trollops like this really anger me – she is so entitled, but just look at her? – she would hardly induce me to tear down her knickers, even if I were fifty years younger. Four eyed, looks like she might run to fat and probably as coarse as cattle cake. No oil painting is she? – well, she could be Whistler’s mother.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.