Help needed.
”Theatre boss resigns in protest after Shakespeare play CANCELLED in censorship row”
Midsummer Night’s Dream apparently. I suffered this shite in school. Fucking dreadful fairy gay tripe but for the life of me I cant remember this:-
”Performances of the modern adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream were paused due to references made to the Israel-Gaza war and transgender rights.”
Que??
What the fuck could this dreary fucking nonsense have to do with Gaza or Trannies? Or does having a fucking donkey head on give you rights?
Perhaps some of our more erudite cunters (forget it Mis and CuntEngine) could elucidate?
Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble
It’s my belief that there’s only one thing worse than a Shakespeare play. It’s loony cunts trying to contemporise a Shakespeare play to suit their own agenda.
Fucking nutters.
Morning all.
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I am looking forward to a new edition of an old Shakespeare play, though I doubt Kweer & his poofters are:
Love, – Labour’s Lost
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They`re all just a bunch of Mespilus germanicae.
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Things could be worse, a performance in yankie twang.
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Fucking load of old wank
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Old Shakey wrote a load of old twaddle anyway.
Romeo and Juliet. Two ‘lovers’ who are so co-dependant and pathetic, they both top themselves. When my first wife finally pissed off, I was absolutely elated. Overjoyed, I was. Romeo and Juliet is fucking cobblers.
Richard III. Will was told by the Tudor monarchy to paint old Dickie Mk III in the blackest way possible. His actual demise in battle was nothing like the snivelling ‘My kingdom for a horse’ bollocks.
And, now the RSC will be crammed with sam bows and parking stannits.
That uppity treeswinger who gobbed off that the monarchy were too white? She has played the part of English King, Richard II. Woke dog dirt of the very highest order.
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Completely agree with you, Norman, especially the bullshit he wrote about Richard III. The king died fighting and led from the front. All the Shakespeare bollocks about his withered arm has been disproven.
Another thing that steams my piss is that he described the young prince Hal, later Henry V that his wound in battle at Shrewsbury in 1403 as “a shallow scratch”. What a load of bollocks!
The young lad was hit in the face under his eye by an arrow that slammed six inches into his skull. He had to be dragged off the field by his own men as he wanted to carry on fighting. That’s a lot of mettle!
If it was an artillery arrow, it would be half an inch thick at the business end, tipped with an iron bodkin, more than likely covered in bacteria as well. The surgeon who saved him was a master of his age. Shakespeare was a bullshitter, yet the luvvies seem to jizz over him.
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“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew hym/xym/zie/zey/er/tey/hyr well, Horatio”…
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