Why are people so willing, indeed anxious, to be diagnosed with ADHD?
One of the symptoms is poor impulse control. Media personalities who have recently been accused of behaving inappropriately have used ADHD as an excuse.
Strange that the poor impulse control only involves groping fit young people and not 50+ balding blokes with a beer belly and bad breath.
It’s also been used by defense lawyers to mitigate their clients offences, most recently the Stockport cunt whose poor impulse control led him to purchase a weapon on line, then take a taxi to a dance party attended by small children, and… well you know the rest. Poor impulse control my fucking arse!
I don’t know about you lot, but I was very anxious as a young person NOT to stand out, today it seems to be a badge of honour.
This is quite interesting and well worth a read, but for busy people I’ll summarise the salient points.
If you are “diagnosed” with ADHD, you can get PIP , even if you’re working, have savings or getting other benefits. The standard rate is £73.10pw, but 43% of claimants get the enhanced rate of £110.40. The highest increase, at 28%, in the number of claimants since 2020 to 2024 is London.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
Apologies to Stockport, I meant the Southport cunt.
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Stockport cunt is of couse Mis.
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ADHD does not exist. It is one of a myriad of labels put about by charlatans. It is an insult to our history.
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Always the best example of dealing with ADHD.
https://youtu.be/sdb4rNFRzU0?si=-1nrMIuMzYqmSldW
You can either calm down or I can pop you in the mouth again.
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Magnificent, Bazza. And absolutely true. Also explains why this condition did not exist a couple of generations ago.
🤚🏻
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Or as at was known as 40 years ago:
Little shits with poor diets and poor parentage.
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Everyone’s a winner with ADHD.
Or at least some people are.
Parents get a label and excuse for their little shits behaviour, plus extra bennies.
Schools and colleges get huge sums per academic year for each ADHD student they have.
Money that is supposed to fund classroom support that often doesn’t exist as they don’t bother hiring extra staff in relation to numbers.
No cunt checks, so they end up trousering £££££££.
It’s a fucking gravy train that’s for sure.
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There’s always an excuse nowadays for the most appalling behaviour.
“Excuse me you trod on my foot”
It’s not my fault,I’m bipolar,I have an gluten intolerance and in a previous life I was Cardinal Wolsey..
“Stitch that you Cunt”.
Dear me,quite awful types…
Motability Oven.
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I automatically think that any man professing a gluten intolerance is a homosexual.
Stfu and eat some toast, tosser.
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Mental cases have never been any different. Prisons are an excuse for Mental Homes and vice versa.
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A former customers kid was diagnosed with ADHD and a load of other ‘issues’. He was disruptive in the local school so the teachers and classroom assistants were spending all their time dealing with this little prick and neglecting other students.
In the end he was taken out of mainstream education and put him into a specialist school. Why people are willing to be diagnosed with ADHD, I don’t know but this woman turned it into a lucrative career and is now a ‘Specialist Coach, Supporting Parents and Carers of neurodiverse families in the UK’. Going by the cars on the drive worth more than my house, she is doing alright.
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It’s another personality substitute, like having tattoos, dying your hair green, or having metal in your face.
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I’ve got this.
It’s linked to my illiteracy.
Don’t know if any of you have noticed?
Im illiterate?*
It started with a rash, itchy around my genitalia .
Then a nasty discharge.
I went my doctors and that’s when he diagnosed me as ADVD.
* Although only a prick would draw attention to it 😁
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“But I’ve got ABBCD officer!”
“That’s no excuse for public nudity sir”.
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* A deranged foreign prick with a severe case of MNCDS (Miserable Northern Cunt Derangement Syndrome).
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😂👍🤣
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Obviously if you have an attention deficit you should be permanently banned from driving.
That’d cure 90% of the malingerers.
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Or indeed transported in any form of private, or public, transport, with the exception of the special bus.
After all, extreme behaviour on buses, or taxis and cars could cause the driver to lose concentration and/or control.
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Being In HD means you can spot them a mile off.
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Think I’ve got this complaint…my attention span for these sort of shysters is 0️⃣…🖕
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Strange how ADHD only became so prevalent when a cash incentive got involved.
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So right T. Once the cash starts to splash every cunt and his twenty third cousin have got it. Wish to God these fucking governments would do something right for a change. You know something really easy like do proper checks on the people applying.
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Euthanise the cunts
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It’s for the best.
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No sick note, no benefits and the results were amazing, ADHD seems to have been eradicated.
It a fucking Scam and everyone knows it 😂
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And I wonder, how many claimants are black?
I do know that many cunts use the excuse of ADHD, autism and ‘being special’ for being a cunt and throwing tantrums when they don’t get their way. And they – and their cuntish parents – use this to get what they want.
People like that are despicable bastards. My cousin’s daughter is genuinely autistic, and she does not behave like that at all.
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Well, apparently there’s money in it so I expect every swarthy type to be claiming it for their kids back in Romania or Bongo Bongo land.
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Without a doubt Mickey.
The amount of dark personages who will now have this.
Aided by ‘specialist’ lawyers, doctors and our government, of course…
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Already happening mate. Total goatfuck
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Certain famous people claim to have ADHD,
Ozzy Osborne,
Wayne Rooney.
Adele (well, she certainly acts like one of them cunts).
Nah, they’re just Low IQ mongs
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Being an obnoxious prick is not a medical problem, and can be cured with repeated punching to the face.
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@norm….Ozzy.. paranoid 🤪 never 😂
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Hasn’t Adele gone black?
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Yes, Adele has burnt a fair bit of coal.
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There wasn’t any of these syndromes when I was a kid, disruptive behaviour was dealt with by – the cane the slipper or a smack around the ear.
Now the cunts beat up the namby pamby woke teachers.
None of this shit in Russia or China.
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I’ve had it all AC/DC, REM and UB40, I’ve been thunderstruck and lost my religion in Kingston Town.
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70’s TV presenters and news readers suffer from BBC, Baz.
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Its also called short concentration span, which came to light with new technology, such as the mobile phone that made ldiots of people. Especially the young.
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Spot on, along with a hundred tv channels and a remote control.
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Did you used to post on here as Vernon Fox?
That was you wasn’t it 😃
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Eh?
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Just messing Genghis.
Your posts do remind me of him though
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I’m relatively new, who is he?
The guy that wanted to fight behind a bike shed?
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No, that was another loony Termy. Foxy held views which let’s say, made us look like a bunch of socialists. He was a good laugh but seemed unable to resist baiting the police and I think sometimes got in trouble as a result.
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Few mortar bombs in the near vicinity couple of rounds smacking the brickwork worked wonders for short attention span bollocks
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I was waiting on a platform at Three Bridges Station the other day; one of the ‘safety men’ very politely asked a passenger to step back from the platform edge as a train was about to depart. The cunt (for it was he) gave him a mouthful of abuse and continued to give him a hate stare as he wandered away to the adjoining platform. The idiot’s mother waited, then stood up and apologised to the stunned employee, “I’m sorry, he has ADHD”. I refrained from using my late mother’s favourite phrase, “ He/she. shouldn’t be out then”.
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It would’ve been poetic justice for an accident to have happened. Actually, I used to stand there because of the sign:
‘Warning, if you stand too close to the edge you might get sucked off’
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Is that Gareth Malone in the nomination header picture?
Swimming against the tide but I do think there is a genuine condition but I think a lot of the people diagnosed or misdiagnosed use it as a way of saying “it’s not my fault I act like a complete twat”.
Lets think about this rationally for a moment:
Young children naturally are full of energy. Giving them energy drinks is akin to what happens in those videos where people put mentos in a 2 litre bottle of cola and shake it up. No wonder they can’t concentrate and sit still for the sake of fwark.
Bit like in the 80s when they put tartrazine in everything and it made kids hyper as fwark.
Couple that with the fact that everything they see and hear is in bursts lasting a minute or less. Thus training them in distraction so they have the attention span of a gnat. Then they wonder why they can’t focus or sit still.
There’s no discipline either or any sort of authority instilled in them. Then they wonder why they act like a pack of wild animals.
There seems to be an awful lot d-list celebrities recently saying they’ve got it. I wonder if they’ve self diagnosed? Everyone’s so eager to have an “ism” now. When I was at school you’d have been mocked and told to get on the “special” bus.
One lad at primary, and I’m sure he wasn’t all there, used to act up in lessons. Some of the other kids would goad him into acting up. They’d trigger him and it would set him off. He got dragged out once by the teacher.
Think he ended up at a special school in the end.
Wonder what happened to that kid?
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Spot on, along with a hundred tv channels and a remote control.
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Ffs, I’ll try to answer your question as to what became of the window-licker.
He became our current Prime Minister.
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Of course they are, Harold. The link even provides a helpful questionnaire to check if you may be on the spectrum, as it were.
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I remember a kid at primary school who used to have fits.
Scary as fuck when you’re 8 watching another kid have a seizure.
There was clearly a few things wrong with him.
He talked like Kier Starmer
Like his nose was blocked.
And he’s stare open mouthed.
One day the teacher had enough and tied him to his chair with a skipping rope whilst the kid had a fit.
Nowadays that teacher would go to prison for that.
Be struck off from teaching.
He wasn’t a bad teacher,
Quite the opposite!
Dunno what he was thinking doing that?
Bit tight, but things were different then.
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I was made to place the bin on a table at the front of the class, then get up on the table and stand in it, then to the question “Do you know why you’re in the bin?’ reply with “Because I’m rubbish Miss”.
I look at it and actually think it’s funny.
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I was hoping you’d say
” And I had the last laugh as I’m now head of Waste collection in Birmingham”
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Was it David “private jets are my right” Lammy?
I imagine it was.
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My dad’s belt cured my ADHD. The cane at school helped too.
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Hey Izzy,
I can relate.
In my case it was a backhand and a paddle.
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Pain is a far greater deterrent than incarceration, especially in view of the soft-as-shit prison regime in operation over here. It did me no harm and, although it didn’t hurt for very long, I didn’t willingly go back for more.
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Adhd is caused in younger persons by BPD ( bad parenting disorder) in a few instances I am aware of the behavioural problems of the child were caused by personality disorders a recognised mental illness. As for the slebs who are claiming their cuntish actions are down to adhd I would posit in the majority of slebs claiming adhd their actions are down to massive amounts of booze and drugs. Remember when Manic Depression was the in thing. I punched and raped the dog because I was having a manic episode fuck off you were having a cocaine induced psychotic experience. Of course I should use the correct name for the illness that has blighted mine and many others lives bi polar. Thing is claiming to be a manic depressive is hard to back up if you have no mood stabilising meds in your bathroom cupboard, it’s easy to claim adhd and adhd does not have as much stigma. If a child is awarded pip for adhd they will most likely qualify for the higher rate mobility so mum and dad can have a nice new car paid for by the higher mobility payment of pip. Gravy and more gravy. Life is grand is it not.
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It absolutely staggered me that those diagnosed with ADHD and autism qualify for mobility allowances.
I can see the need in extreme cases, where being on public transport could trigger a full blown postal, but unless they are being taken to an hospital appointment for therapy, why do the majority need a car?
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Chemical Imbalance is another one.
Invented by the Pharmaceutical Companies, they had doctors on their staff write a series of reports so that Doctors in the real world would prescribe pills to fix.
After they were outed they ran a series of tests to see what the pills actually did. To this day they still don’t know.
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Every other parent seems to believe that they’re kids ADHD nowadays.
Is it that it used to go undiagnosed?
Is it something to do with modern life?
Pharmaceutical drugs
Additives in food
Poor diet
Maybe screen time spent on devices?
Maybe a mix of all of the above?
But it’s definitely over diagnosed and used as a excuse for poor behaviour.
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The bar owner and her staff at our local have their own way of dealing with kids with this imaginary condition.
Any disruptive child gets grabbed and thrown back into its chair.
The parents are then given the bill and told to fuck off, Now!
No time given to finish their food or drinks.
You can’t have kids running around and throwing themselves on the floor screaming when there are other customers and waiters carrying food and drinks.
I have seen daft parents complain.
“You can’t touch my child like that!”
The threat from the bar staff that they will call the police shuts them up and they do fuck off.
There is no such thing as ADHD.
Just fucking useless parents.
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Told on here before about a kid I went to school with who set fire to a workman’s hut full of calor gas bottles.
A absolute little cunt.
Nowadays he’d be diagnosed as all sorts of things!
ADHD, Autism, gender dysmorphophobia etc
But what he really was ,
Was a cunt.
A pyromaniac
A amateur bomb maker
Hoax caller
Thief
Vandal
Glue sniffer
Just couldn’t behave.
He was sent to a mitmot school in the hills where they tried to bum some sense into him.
It didn’t work.
A naughty kid became a naughty adult.
Nowadays he’s a tramp in Blackburn.
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The most commonly prescribed drug used to treat ADHD (at least in America) is Ritalin.
Doping has long been a problem in sports as athletes look for any way to get an edge on the competition. Major League Baseball has been plagued by a series of drug scandal including the use of Ritalin to enhance concentration.
https://www.newsweek.com/baseballs-ritalin-addiction-93671
It was said that baseball was America’s National Pastime. It could be said that today our National Pastime is drug abuse.
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I’ve seen it before in adults General.
People say that their use of drugs is a ‘crutch’, as if they can’t function normally unless they are stoned.
Fuck off!
The ‘crutch’ is that they blame all of their stupidity and bad decisions on the drugs that they take when in reality they are just stupid people that make bad decisions.
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So true TAC.
The rage in the States these days are those injectable Diabetes drugs. They change the way your body digests food, thus reducing your appetite and your blood sugar. As your appetite is reduced, one of the unintended (but not necessarily bad) side effects is weight loss.
People who live on MacDonalds and Hershey bars get these shots from their doctor to lose weight and then continue to eat the same crap.
Exactly as you said; stupid people making bad decisions.
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The only cure for Ritalin is Ritalout.
https://youtu.be/awHxlV4q3tk?si=LLPfa14ef-6zM5X0
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This is a perfect example of the last nom, lack of self-awareness (plus no consideration of those around you and shit parenting skills).
I’m with the Victorians, children should be seen and not heard.
Wish more bars & restaurants were like the one you describe The Artful Cunter 👍
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There was one horrible kid who kept trying to run out of the bar and into the road.
A woman that was sitting near the exit grabbed the kid more than a few times before he could get himself hit by a car.
She eventually got pissed off and dragged the little cunt back to its parents and told them what was going on.
The parents were too busy with their phones to have noticed.
The father didn’t even tell the kid off.
Instead he went and stood at the exit and just grabbed the kid and turned him round each time he tried to escape.
Fucking hopeless parents.
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Children should be not seen and not heard.
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All of these benefits which are meant to assist those with genuine disability, physical or mental are being fiddled on a grand scale. It’s a manifestation of the almost complete absence of self-respect in society these days. The people scamming the system, often comfortably off middle class types have no conscience about it at all. When my wife’s hip joint was crumbling she got a blue badge on the advice of our GP. When she had a replacement hip which cured the problem she handed in the badge. A man who lives four doors away had a similar problem. After it was fixed he held onto the badge because it is convenient. He shows not the slightest embarrassment when telling you this. The system seems unable to distinguish between the scammers and the genuine cases. I know a woman who has no disability and plays with her kids and walks for miles with no difficulty. She is on the higher rate PIP and has a motability car listed at £36,000. I know another woman who has spinal damage as clearly shown on an MRI scan and can only get the lower rate PIP although she climbs stairs on all fours and needs a mobility scooter to go to the corner shop. I have no belief that the governments recently announced clamp down will sort this out, on the contrary I expect the anomolies to increase.
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The genuinely disabled have become the anomalies.
Motobility. Bollix. Make them drive one of those blue, plastic spaz-chariots.
Or a Tesla. Same thing.
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