Get this: the London Science Museum reckons Lego bricks are homophobic and transphobic!
Apparently this bonkers stance re Lego is part of a museum tour on “stories of qu**r communities, experiences and identities” dreamed up by a sinister sounding group calling itself the “Gender and Sexuality Network”.
Jeez….
A “Seeing Things Qu**rly” guide states that Lego bricks are anti-LGBT because they reinforce the idea that heterosexuality is the norm (it is) due to the bricks having male or female parts that are designed to “mate” with each other.
Christ….
It further states that this is “heteronormative”, which is the idea that “heterosexuality and the male/female gender binary are the norm and everything that falls outside is unusual.”
Unusual? That’s one way of putting it. I’m sure fellow cunters can think of more appropriate words to describe it.
When I first heard about this gobbledygook I thought it must be another of Titania McGrath’s brilliant woke wind-ups, but no – it’s real!
Doubtless, if these degenerates had their way they would see our kids glueing their Lego bricks together with tranny jizz.
The London “Science” Museum… a blatant misnomer if ever there was one!
Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.
What I’d like to know is how much was the twat that thought up this utter bilge paid, and was the money from a taxpayer funded grant, by any chance?
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Lego is homophobic.
The edges should be rounded off so its easier to cram them up your arse.
It’s also racist because you can’t build a asylum hotel out of it.
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Recon you could have made one out of Betta Bilda. An 8 foot high Empire State Building was a possibility, with enough bricks.
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Lego went on my banned list, years ago, when they were holding Muslim only days at Legoland, and I told them so.
It’s crap anyway, Meccano is much better.
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Any kid at some time or other must’ve built a phallus. Not a fallacy in my opinion.
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I never played with Lego as a kid.
Construction as play?…fuck that.
You shouted at me for climbing on the scaffolding at the building site but you think I’d enjoy Lego?
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What about non-conforming gender fluid Lego bricks?
I think we should be told.
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Does that include duplo and stickle bricks as well?
I’m sure lego is racist, that’s why the africunts have never built anything higher than a termite mound.
Easy solve to the problem a whole engineering brick to the cranium of the twat who produced that report.
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Don’t try cramming stickle bricks up your arse Baz!
They ‘bed in’ and need a surgeon to remove them.
Try using fisher price weebles instead.
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Now you tell me..
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Or Hot wheels.
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This seems to be an area in which you have some expertise Mis. Which is a bit odd since yesterday you said that you had never had anything stuck up your arse. Am I missing something here?
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Im just well informed Arfur from my days as a hod carrier for Lego.
Gay employees would steal Lego up their rectums.
Some who’d been doing it for years went on to make large display pieces
Containing thousands of Lego bricks.
That slightly stank of shite
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Some Lego bricks now contain microchips that might turn you into a robot. No! Not a “reboot” as I was almost permitted to write.
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The gayness has to be dragged into everything. When he was little my son’s favourite programme was The Flowerpot Men. Many was the time that he would have a “Slogalog” session with me on Wednesday evenings. If they revived them today Bill & Ben would be quares and Little Weed their fag hag. Andy Pandy would be Alan Carr.
On the subject of Lego – I hope the Institute of Electrical Engineers are not bothered by the story – what would they do about the common plug, for example, with it’s male and female fittings?. If the poofters are so unhappy in the UK, why don’t they go to another country and set up a great big community? – I’d suggest the UAE. Streeting could be their leader.
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Fuck LGBT rights. Neil has a much more important question about Lego:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1j1vTlAQA
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That thought occurred to me also, W. C. B, so presumably they don’t have mobile phones because not only does charging them involve a plug into the wall socket, but also the male end of the charger into the handset itself.
They also must avoid anything that is piston-driven, by the same token.
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Plumbers and most engineers also refer to fittings as male or female.
What next fucking non binary nuts and bolts?
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Non-binary nuts. There’s a good joke in there somewhere TCiS.
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Ye gods.
Morning all.
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Is it Gay to make an Oven out of Lego?
It’s widely known that Meccano directly led to the AIDS epidemic..
but it was all hushed up by the Gender Sexy Network.
Disgraceful.
Good morning.
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Do little lads still play with toy soldiers?
Or has it been banned?
A continuation of the industrial war machine complex perpetuated by the patriarchy?
Action man court marshalled.
Airfix having to include trans soldiers,
Throwing hand grenades underarm.
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I heard that Trump has signed an executive order that all Action Man toys from now on had to be manufactured to look like him and with some Trumpian orders like “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds wall better than me, believe me.”
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Yanks call action man ‘ GI Joe’s.
Trump action figure with real plush pompadour hair
Tiny gripping hands
And authentic odour of piss😂
Beautiful, great guy, best action figure ever, made in the US and tariffs for mexican kids
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Iran and other raghead shitholes must have their own knockoff version.
‘Jihad Joe’, anyone …,?
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LGBTQ Joe.
Commits suicide inside the box.
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Mine were made of lead Mis, they were propper soldiers! There was no government health label on the box, so I chewed off all the paint & I have never been the same since.
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Mine were made from that wonder material plastic Scunny.
As a kid everything was made of plastic.
Now we’re told it’s evil?
Modern kids have soldiers made from biodegradable soya.
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The Lego Set reminds me when working as a Lubrication Engineer (oiler and greaser to you and me) in a machine factory. Each appliance had either male or female nipples.
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Should have made the bricks with square pegs & round holes. But what’s the difference? I think the word Lego was short for Legover anyway.
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What’s in London’s science museum now?
With the capital overrun with low IQ pavement apes and inbred peacefuls.
Star attractions must be a flushing toilet and the bic lighter.
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I lego off to the shops and get a LGBT sandwich most days.
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Non binary Lego bricks would not stick together, the construction would be unstable and collapse.
There’s an analogy there.
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Lezzo Lego
just holes in the pieces which scissor together rather ineffectively
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I agree, Lego is anti LGBT, and good on them, we need more of it to drive the degeneracy from the face of the earth.
Lego rules OK
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The museum should be banned from using the name science in its name if this is the best they can put forward in that field… Einstein a go go 🎶
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All the intrinsically dissordered need to do is to imagine that the pegs on the bricks represent the phallus, & the holes the anus. No problem!
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Exactly
It’s rather narrow minded of them to only see a fanny when presented with an opening
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Gays are silly.
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Am I missing the point that the cunts in the nom are trying to make?
I thought Lego bricks had both male and female sides, and could be used either way round.
Unless something has changed since I was a child.
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You know poofters – they always have something to moan about. They are victims just like the Lammy’s of this world
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Lammy is a victim of his own breathtaking ignorance WC.
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I presume they’re whinging because ‘male into male’ doesn’t go. Y’could still rub the female parts together for whatever length of time it is whatever these cunts are wanting to achieve (?).
Lego the company should go ahead and make a few examples of double-male, double female blocks then highlight the point – with a big specific demonstration showing they are stupid & useless & a big waste of everyone’s time!
See if the dopey cunts spot the parallel.
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Lego was for pansies in my day.
Proper boys had Chemistry sets like this:
https://dockerills.myshopify.com/products/vintage-merit-chemistry-set-no-0a-j-l-randall-ltd
That picture on the box lid was my best mate.
Before he blew himself up.
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Chemistry in a shirt and tie and cufflinks..
How far we have fallen geordie..
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Today he would be wearing goggles, ear protectors, a hi – viz, a hard hat & a pair of safety shoes. & the box would have an 18 year age restriction on it.
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And the chemicals enclosed would be safe to eat Lord S.
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Anybody remember Meccano?
I remember sometime in the early 70s must have been, when at Xmas they put up a huge Eiffel Tower model in the Bull Ring in Brum, and I mean huge, flashing lights the lot. Superb.
Proper metal it was. Anybody else remember it?
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Lego is Danish, but we had our own. Airfix formed in London 1939. Well known thetefore for their model planes, they brought out Airfix Builder in the 1950’s, which was replaced by Betta Bilda in the early 60’s.
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Airfix 👍
I could of defended Ukraine with the troops of Airfix soldiers I had as a kid.
A ghurka regiment
Nazi Soldiers
Aussie WW2 regiment
Yank GIs,
But they arrived late😂
Taught a kid a bit of military history.
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The Airfix model aeroplanes were my thing, 2/- each they were. I think I had most of them.
Occurs to me I must have been fascinated by aviation even back then.
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And had a french battalion for my eighth birthday.
I opened the box, ..and they’d deserted!
Just a note saying ” we surrender”
Zut alors!!!
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Napoleonic Wars was my thing, Capt Sharpe and the chosen men! Fuck you Bony!
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He had the right idea;
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/205300367673?var=0&mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&campid=5338268676&toolid=10044&ff=11&customid=EAIaIQobChMIhZz-i_PeiwMV4ZRQBh3FcTxWEAQYBCABEgIkEPD_BwE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhZz-i_PeiwMV4ZRQBh3FcTxWEAQYBCABEgIkEPD_BwE
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A lad at our school was a right boffin, a loner with a passion for explosions 💥😲 !!
No football or fingering girls for him.
Teenage version of Barnes Wallace.
No one ever bothered or bullied him, even though he was a squirt.
Had an aura about him .
Psychodisturbia 🤪
He was a bomb builder.
He used to set them off on a field at the edge of town.
Built a little underground command post.
After detonation, he would measure crater depth, blast spread and God knows what else.
Making notes in a little book.
The only thing he’d ever do with Lego, is blow it to fucking bits 😃
Don’t know what happened to him after we left school.
Jail ?
Black ops ?
Who knows ?
A typical British eccentric 👍🇬🇧
Good afternoon.
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