The BBC (138) Climate Bollocks (I know!)

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is a cunt.

Please bear with me. The main meat for cunting these mega cunts again centres around an article I noticed whilst looking for the football fixtures. I don’t bother with their news site for all the reasons given before on ISAC but the said article caught my eye.

It went something like :- is climate change the reason it’s getting colder. I will add link to article below.

Talk about changing the narrative just to suit your fucking opinion. Someone in BBC La La land must have realised that it has been cold recently and that such weather doesn’t fit well with the global boiling bullshit. So They appear to have written an article letting all us Plebs know that climate change can make it colder as well as warmer. Guess they call it global freezing?

Just why the fuck can’t they just report things why do they have to constantly have to push their beliefs onto to everyone.

Are they pocketing a % of Ed millitwats net zero taxes? Make me wonder.

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53 thoughts on “The BBC (138) Climate Bollocks (I know!)”

  2. If I remember rightly, all the Ecoloons used to go on about was ‘Global warming’ which they soon realised , it couldn’t be proved even with their own dodgy research data The next jolly wheeze was to rename it Climate change as that should just about cover all bases.. Raining.. ? Climate change, snowing..? Climate change, a bit hot… ? Climate change. It’s called weather you fucking morons so fuck off with your tax funded propaganda bullshit, oh and a special place in Unkle T’s oven for that even bigger cunt Justin Rowlatt.

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  3. Global warming is causing the Gulf Stream to weaken and if it stops completely we will get colder.
    The answer : Get them coal fired power stations running.

    The BBC like to make a mountain out of a few days of cold weather.

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    • Earths magnetic field is weakening and our sun (remember that) is shooting out frequent m and x class flares like billy o.This is the cause of all events including volcanic and seismic events and soon we will be seeing a great solar cleansing to our planet equal to the Deluvian floods of antiquity,part of a 26k year cycle earth goes through or ‘Kali Yuga’ as the knowledgable one’s are naming the current one we’re in the thick of.

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      • No complaints from me, the aurora is impressive most nights here, though a bit washed out by full moon the last few nights.

  4. I was meant to be harvesting grapes down south by now…

    Instead I’m being served cool-aid by that punched Toby jug beaker..
    Let’s frak millipedes two kitchens for gas.
    Then frak that gormless cunt up afterwards.

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  5. Two old people at the bus stop. Its enough to free the balls off. The other says, hope we don’t get a ’63 again. That’s been going on for decades, longer than the beebs shite.

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    • Wasn’t the new ice age the big eco-scare story of the 60s and 70s. Looks like that’s come round again? I’m amazed that Al-beeb hasn’t found a way to combine climate change and Gaza in one story, it’s all they fucking talk about.

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      • The impending ice age certainly was the scare story pushed by the “experts” in those days Stan, as many of us old cunters well remember. The late Bernard Levin did a piece in which he said that he would make the folks peddling it write a hundred lines;

        “I cannot with any accuracy predict the weather next week. How therefore can I claim the ability to predict the climate in future years?”

        Channel 4 did a programme where they set up one of these twats who was predicting global warming in the eighties. He came breezing in, brash and confident giving us the spiel about us all getting incinerated shortly. When he stopped yapping the interviewer calmly produced the book the twat had written a few years earlier forecasting an ice age and asked him to explain the contradiction. You could almost hear him deflating as his mouth worked silently like a fucking goldfish. I couldn’t see Channel 4 or any other part of the MSM running such a story today.

        In similar vein, do you remember the hole in the ozone layer? Wonder what happened to that?

      • Nice job by the late Mr Levin. Quite co-incidentally I’ve just been watching the 1990 ghost story series The Green Man and he turns up in that as himself having lunch with Clement Freud. I bet that’s one meal he wouldn’t want to be reminded of, if he was still alive.

        The hole in the ozone layer closed up when people stopped using spray-on deoderant. Manufacturers of roll-ons must be laughing their socks off.

  7. I’m off to Espana tomorrow with Mrs ender and two grandkids so I would like to apologise for the hurt and suffering I will be causing ✈️…. obviously when we return we will sit in darkness and eat worms and other foraged insects 🐛🦗🪳 whilst not putting the 🔥on instead wearing layers of 🧥🧣🧦 …the end is nigh 🔥❄️🌀🌪️⚡☔

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    • It’s a pleasant 21 degrees today.
      Up a little on the expected February temperatures.
      So bring plenty of factor 40.
      Stay out of the sun.
      Drink plenty of water.
      Keep the curtains closed when inside.
      Etc….. Etc.

      Night temperatures are still cold.
      Expect somewhere in between 7 and 13.
      Wrap up warm.
      Wear layers of clothes.
      Drink hot drinks.
      Etc…… Etc.

      I am going to celebrate the climate change with a beer or two at the beach bar.

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      • It’s all relative CuntyMort.

        Of course it’s not 21 degrees all day.
        The climate changes in Spain in just a short 24 hours.

        I went out this morning with a jacker on and put the heater on in the car.
        It has hit a high of 21 but that will only be for a few hours.

        It will be a coat and stylish hat when I go out tonight.
        By the time I get home I expect single figure temperatures.

        It may be climate change but we prefer to call it ‘febrero’.

  8. Every “article” cobbled together by those cunts reads like its meant for 5 year olds or some blek fucker from Nigeria who’s just been given a flat in Hackney but has no idea what country they are in or how anything works..

    Towering journalism such as “why is it so cold?”

    “what are interest rates?”

    “who is the queen?”

    “what is a water bill?”

    The cunts should be put up against a wall and shot.

    Good morning.

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  9. When the tipping point is reached a human catastrophe on an unimaginable scale will be the result. A mass extinction event is on the horizon unless something is done to stop this disaster from happening.

    Climate change?

    No, it’s Norman’s reaction if Man Utd lose at Spurs tomorrow.

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  10. Off out in a bit with my faithful springer, cant decide what to wear, wax coat, hat, wellies me on the other hand a little off the shoulder number as is the dorset way, dont forget the tassel on the cane to keep me warm. Climate bbcunts oh do fuck off and preach your bollocks to some other braindeads, its winter its cold there.

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  11. As undoubtedly annoying as these stupid articles are, it’s rather pleasing to witness the utter desperation as all their fantastical theories are dismantled one after the other.
    Whatever cause they back, it always blows up in their faces.
    I’m currently enjoying their utter distaste for Trumps attempt at ending the Ukraine war.
    They don’t know what to say.
    They’d be all over it if it was Starmer doing exactly the same.
    As it is, the narrative has been disrupted, yet again.
    Be pissed off by all means, but enjoy watching the fuckers squirm.

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  12. If this news story seems absurd – just wait until this time next year when the Beeb blame the Far Rght for “climate change” in a similar headline.

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  13. Nearly every day in London you get Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter all in one day – frost and fog, sun, sometimes quite warm even in winter, wind – you name it. It has been ,like this since I came to live here in 1965 – nobody was talking about “climate change” back then, but then again nobody was talking about transbunderism, wimminz rights an Llamas back then either,. Just seems to be another modern fad.

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  14. If the BBC were told not to mention the climate and their never ending wankfest Gaza, they’d have absolutely fuck all left to talk about.

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  15. I’m wondering where all the seawater is going. The polar icecaps melted 10 years ago as predicted by Al Gormless and others, so how come the sea level on the beach I’ve been visiting every year for 68 years hasn’t risen one inch?

    There must be a hole in the ocean floor somewhere, someone’s pulled the plug out and all the water’s draining into the Earth’s core.

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    • Pour a nice single malt Geordie. Add 2-3 ice cubes.

      Observe the level of liquid in the glass.

      Wait 2 hours until ice has melted.

      Observe level of liquid in glass.

      Unchanged, because a body displaces it’s own weight in water.

      It’s all bollox m8.

      PS, Drink contents of glass.

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  16. Small minds like to discuss the weather incessantly. How it is at the exact moment, how its been generally of late, what it’s promised short term and long term (‘they say it’s going to be a mild winter’) … it’s all redundant or throwaway bollocks.

    I check the forecast a handful of times a year. Planning on painting the house? .. need a few non-rain days, for example. And that’s it. Even with checking the short term forecast that infrequently, it’s still hit and miss at least 50% of the time. Depends on what standard you expect, and what margin of error they find themselves able to get away with.

    ‘It’s not an exact science’ used often to excuse away a forecast that didn’t come to be.

    And these cunts think they’re ‘analysing’ historical weather/climate thoroughly enough to lecture ME about weather decades and centuries away? … the arrogant cunts.

    I prefer to relish in the knowledge that anything I do in this existence increases entropy overall and therefore brings about the end of everything in the frikken’ Universe that miniscule fraction quicker.

    Entropy flushes climate changes head down the toilet.

    Someone wanna explain THAT one to these pissweak little climate-crisis effeminate acting bumjumpers?

    ❄️🌡🌤🌪🌧🌩🌥☔️🌍🥱

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    • To expand on the words ‘effeminate-acting’… sometimes the menfolk should be stoic. (Talk about ‘old fashioned’), but still fucking preferable to a society of (again)effeminate hysterical *weak* alarmist hysterical wimps.

      Injure yourself?, .. drama not going to help? .. then play it DOWN in front of others. Or keep it to yourself. Be. A. Man. Someone for the lovely ladies to swoon over, like back in the day.

      Worst example I ever saw of the opposite was the a.t.c. wimp the day Captain Sullenberger put his plane down on the Hudson.

      Said a.t.c. wimp left a text message on his moll’s phone. All the cunt had to say was (1) a plane I was working had a birdstrike. (2) The pilot saved everyone but I have to go in for a debrief. (3) Don’t worry this is standard procedure, .. there was nothing I could have done about rising birds a few miles away. I’m gonna be late home, but it’ll all be fine.

      What the cunt actually left, for the poor woman to hear?

      One of my planes crashed.

      I’m being brought in for questioning.

      I’m not OK.

      The cunt took the time to type “I’m not OK”.

      Doesn’t sound like atc material in MY book. Or life-partner material for the woman who he sent it to.

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  17. Didn’t they make a huge thing about 2024 being the second hottest on record (globally)?

    In which case, things are clearly getting cooler globally, down from the highs of 2023…

    It’s all a decomposing pile of dog wank.

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    • Meanwhile, as I type, 46% of our electricity is coming from gas, we’re importing 21.5% from Europe (then exporting 3.8% to Ireland) 18.15 from renewables, 7.7% for burning forests at Drax and 11% from nuclear.

      Siliband is a twat.

      Drill, baby, drill.

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    • BBC said Spring 2024 was the hottest on record. Absolute bollocks. It was wet and cold most of the time. Winter went on well into March. They’re not even trying to hide that they’re lying anymore.

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  18. As time goes on, every photo of Millibrain shows his decline into total insanity. Rectus grin, bulging eyes… makes Marty Feldman’s Igor look normal.
    Him, Dale Vince and that Thunderturd hag need feeding into Drax.

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  19. 33000 years ago – Ice age.🥶
    1947 – Freezing. 🥶
    1963 – Freezing. 🥶
    1976 – Roasting. ☀️

    Climate change.
    Nah.
    It’s fucking weather fuckwits…!

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    • In 2018, we got both.

      The very cold ‘Beast From The East’ in March. So cold, that our pipes burst

      But, by May and June, it was the hottest since 1976. Moorland caught fire and the dried up lawn went brown.

      Just crazy British weather.

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  20. Global warming? Climate change? I fucking wish.
    It’s bloody freezing, and it always has been at this time of year.

    I remember me and our kid in our Admiral United kits, with an orange football in the heavy unrelenting snow. And then six months later, in the blazing sun. As Gallagher and Lyle and John Miles were heard from the radio.

    Cold for the first two or three months, warmer after that. It’s just the way it is. In 1976, the hot Summer was welcomed and celebrated. Now, if we get any remotely warm weather, those BBC are scaremongering and see it as abnormal and some great disaster. Joyless, miserable cunts these liberal types.

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  21. This nomination is not attributed to any of the IsaC Faithful.

    So given it’s righteousness it must be Divine in origin.

    Evidently even God knows the Green Raw Deal is a scam.

    I hope he damns Algore, Greta and the 104% of scientists who agree that there is Man Made Climate Climate Change.

    And just to show He has a sense of humor I hope He changes the fiery depths of Hell to the frosty depths.

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    • That is fucking incredible!

      For the first few seconds I was sure it was an excellently-executed disrespectful pisstake at a very high standard.

      Then the realisation it is real amused me even moreso. In a generation or two this will be the main language on British TV, with Queens English subtitles for a short while, then (QE) faded out completely.

      Pidgin then should eventually give way to variations of ‘ooh oooh ooh oooooh’ noises(translation : “Give me that banana or I’ll stab you many times”) then the devolution will be complete.

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