Why the fuck is this pointless, toothless, rubber-stamping heap of overpaid shit of an organisation allowed to exist?. It does fuck all for the consumer. It is in the pocket of Royal Mail a.k.a. Checzs R Us.
For years prices have gone up rapidly and services gone down alarmingly to the point where – currently – the first class stamp, after two rises in one year stands at £1.65 – and might well rise yet again.
Now they have rubber stamped the idea of second class deliveries on Monday, Wednesday and Friday only, though they SAY they will provide a six day delivery for first class letters – as few people bother with first class stamps, presumably postmen will be sitting in their depots scratching their bollocks on Saturday mornings.
Considering the Royal Mail has to deal with millions less items each year now, it beggars belief that they fuck up so many times and you can wait a fortnight for a letter posted 20 miles away.
No doubt when the Czech has tired of his new plaything, he will sell it on to Freds Pound Shop Ltd., and the arseholes at OFCOM will Ok that as well:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Fuck Offcom.
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The postman never knocks twice….the cunt 🚪….letter writing is a thing of the past anyway today’s gen z wouldn’t know how to begin or end one with….innit bro’ ✉️
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Not really bothered, Boggsy, as I can`t read or write.
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Neither can Rachel Reeves but that hasn’t stopped her, Sam. She can’t add up either.
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A few chickens are coming home to roost as far as Rachel is concerned, it appears that she claimed to have worked at the Bank of England for rather longer (several years ) than she actually did.
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I am not talking to you Sam, you mentioned the year that must not be mentioned.
My arm is long and my vengeance total.
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Would that be 1947?
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It’s safe to assume most sub Post Office armed robbers will be after books of first class stamps rather than cash..
Thank fuck I’ve arranged for all my bills etc to be delivered by an even better service called Parcel Force,so none of them ever arrive at all.
Good morning.
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We only receive post. If I need to send anything, I simply draw jug-ears face on the letter and bung it in the postbox, along with all the advertising shite I get delivered.
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Just do what Derek and Clive suggest. Write to CUNT LONDON and bung it the postbox without a stamp, if you don’t want a reply.
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….but Kweer Starmer will receive it next day, first class stamp or no. Who else could it mean?
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Offcomm exists to provide a source of ‘employment’ and well paid at that… for ex BBC staff.
Look into it. It will explain why they act like they do.
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By the way. What’s all this league two nonsense. Its the fucking 4th division for fuck sake !
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And what’s all this fucking Climate Change, when it’s just a change in the climate, that can differ umpteen times in the day !
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Good point Ss, problem is if you want grants or handouts to carry out some type of research unless you include climate change in the proposal you’ll get fuck all, even if your research concerns picture framing technique’s used by one legged Amerindian wabbah farmers. May the lord preserve us as the fucking government won’t.
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Well I hope they employ a better class of mong to deliver the post in future. The latest one told me he left it outside because we had no letterbox. I explained that he was delivering the post to the back of the house. If he went down the path he would arrive at our front door and he could stick the mail in the slot provided.
His latest wheeze is to wedge the letters into the doorframe of a recently deceased neighbour. I have warned him if it happens again I will be making a complaint to the sorting office. CUNT.
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O/T
The beginning of the end for Rachel From Accounts?
She has been a naughty girl, a liar as well as a cunt and since when has six years been a decade?. She is an innumerate cunt as well as an ugly one:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg75jr5284o
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So we can add fiddling expenses to her fake CV and her sacking for falsifying doctors/dentists appointments. Sponger has finally given the Llama Party’s propaganda arm the green light to finish her off.
She’s toast.
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She is if the BBC are going for her. It is very rare they go for one of their own.
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She obviously used her time at HBOS to fine tune her expenses fiddling before becoming an MP.
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I am thinking of pitching a new series for Wireless 4, they have programmes like “Great Lives” which salutes heroes from everywhere and “Last Words” a radio obituary series. I am proposing “Real Cunts” in which we examine the lives of several dodgy women. How about this for series one:
1: Angela Rayner – a tribute to the whore of Westminster
2: Analiesse Dodds – The stench of SW1
3: Dame Emily Thornberry – The scourge of White Man Van
4: Harriet Harman – A slice of PIE
5. Rachel Reeves – The female Walter Mitty
6. Eddie Izzard – Life’s A Drag
The last programme is a wildcard to promote a second series.
What’s the chances of the dear old BBC producing this?
A Boggs Independent Production
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Rachel from customer services..
https://images.app.goo.gl/3YaT3ErUV8or1gK19
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Must have gone to the same school as the Abbot. Funny they never seem to have a problem adding up the expenses forms, cunts
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
It seems to me as if ALL the Watchdogs are under the impression that they work for the good of the companies they are supposed to monitor.
I wonder how many former high ranking employees of any of the watchdogs end up with a highly paid advisory role in energy or telecom companies once they’ve retired, and vice versa?
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Recent developments – The Czech is in the mail!
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Who the fuck sends letters through the post nowadays and why? The wife is an accountant and sometimes sends original documents as legally required. When she does they go first class signed for. I can’t see any reason for writing on sheets of paper and having them transported and delivered by hand to the recipient. As for second class mail, I repeat my initial question, why?
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Well, Arfur, I have an old shipmate who lives in Penzance (I don’t think he was one of the original pirates) He hasn’t got a telephone, can’t get on with mobiles, and doesn’t have a computer – and as he lives alone, he welcomes a letter. I write one every week or ten days brimming full of Wildean wit and Philip Larkin misanthropy. The sort of thing I do on here for example, with just a touch of the Bernard Manning’s. We served together in the early 1960s and it is remarkable how much we both remember of those time. I can remember 1964 better than I can remember last week. Anything other than a letter and it would be forgotten.
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W. C. Boggs. You’ll find real cunts under File on 4. One of the best series on searching out cunts.
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Point well made WC, I apologise and accept my telling-off. Made me think actually that if I were to live alone I don’t think I would cope very well. I reckon I would be off my trolley in short order. (Cue for wisecrack; “How would we know?”)
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I’d go off my trolley if I didn’t live alone.
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Like the cut of your jib sir, to reduce the suffering in the World I have to live alone (apart from the old dog)
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offcom are indeed cunts, numerous complaints have been made against the BBC and LBC especially against jobbie but hardly any are upheld against them, why is that?
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They certainly don’t regulate the pisstake companies rinsing blue rinse types with excessive billing for phone/internet.
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In latest news the mong of the day has delivered all of our neighbours mail and put it in our letterbox. Fuck me who is our latest postie Harvey Price?
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Get complaining, CuntyMort.
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I think it’s past time to tear them a new one mate. Old Cunty is on it tomorrow.
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