Roy Keane is such a bellend.
The rent-a-grouch has now said the highlight of his entire career was his time as Eire’s assistant manager. Keane has described his five years as Republic of Ireland manager Martin O’Neill’s assistant as “the highlight of my career”.
You know, the Ireland who won fuck all.
Keane played in one of the greatest and most fondly remembered Manchester United teams ever. With greats like Cantona, Schmichel, Kanchelskis, Hughes, Ince, Giggs and Robson. Two league and cup doubles, and not forgetting Keane’s own heroics against Juventus in 1999.
Yet, his hatred for Alex Ferguson blinds everything. As he just won’t acknowledge Fergie’s greatness, fall out or not. Keane also once called Brian Clough the greatest manager he ever played for. And that was also just to purposely snub Fergie.
We all know Keane hates Sir Alex. He’s said it often enough (the moaning cunt). But, to let that eclipse genuine success and true greatness? It shows what a childish and grudgeful cunt he really is.
And, stand up to those gobshite wimmin pundits on Sky, you soft cunt.
Oh yeah. Keane also played in the 1999 treble winning side. With Scholes, Stam, Sheringham, Solksjaer,Yorke and the rest.
But being Martin O’Neill’s sidekick was better than winning the treble.
Sod off.
Nominated by : Norman
Wouldn’t have lasted five 🕠 in the proper footy era…the 70’s, ….even his own team mates would have floored him back then 👊…think he might have been in big jacks black book , off you go Roy 🦶
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I agree, Gelderd.
Vastly overhyped hard man image. Would not have taken on the likes of Graeme Souness, Billy Bremner, Big Jack Charlton, Bryan Robson, Dave Mackay Jimmy Case, Bob Latchford, Mick Harford, Tommy Smith, Norman Hunter.
And Norman Whiteside would have chewed him up and spat him out.
Keane also bottled taking on Alan Shearer. Taking a swing at Shearer and missing him on purpose. Getting Beckham to conveniently ‘hold him back’. A proper cop out,that was. Just as well for Keane though, Shearer would have killed him.
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Anyone that hate “Sir” Alex (another Blair crime) can’t be all that bad.
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I have my own axe to grind where Fergie is concerned. His bending over to be dry bummed by the Glazers for a start. And his sucking up to twats like Hucknall and Blair.
What pisses me off is Keane reckoning that being No.2 boss for a very shit Eire side is better than winning all those trophies at United.
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He walked away from Ireland in Saipan.
Big Baby is what he was.
It was the day I was finished with him
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Mick McCarthy sorted the cunt out and no mistake.
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The upcoming film about Saipan is gping to be laughable, Mecuntry.
That cunt Steve Coogan as Mick McCarrhy.
Some Irish bloke is playing Keane. Éanna Hardwicke, I think it is.
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Norman, a simple statement ‘He played for Man U, therefore he is a cunt’ would have been sufficient.
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Ooh – ahh – Canto-na !
~ ~ ~ ⚽
He was a human firework with a foot like a traction engine.
Liquid football.
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I seem to recall an alternative chant Sam
Ooh – Aah French wankah !
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Cantona and Shearer should have happened, Geordie.
But that vindictive fat old ferret fucking cunt Jack Walker at Burntblack Rovers stopped Alan coming to Old Trafford
Instead, we got that surly chippy miserable cunt ‘Call me Andrew’ Cole.
Cantona was superb. His vision and work off the ball as well as in front of goal was second to none. He also took no shit whatsoever.Neil ‘Raisins’ Ruddock found that out, the fat cunt.
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@norm…. forgive me if I don’t relish the thought of le enfant terrible doing the business for your mob…😩the biggest mistake sgt Wilko made, or perhaps it was out of his hands… something 🎏y happened behind the bedroom door methinks 🤪… still our loss your gain FFS …ooh aah cunt-o-na 🤐
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I heard Eric was screwing Lee Chapman’s Mrs. Lesley Ash, I think it was.
I thought my dad was taking the piss. I got home from work one night, and he said ‘We’ve signed Cantona for just 1 million’. But then I saw it on Ceefax (shows how long ago it was).
A godsend for us at the time. Fucking about with Dion Dublin (for fucks sake) and considering David Hirst. Hughes and McClair up front simpy didn’t work. But Hughes and Cantona was the best strike partnership at Old Trafford since Pearson and Greenhoff.
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And looks like David ‘fungus face’ Bellamy with all that minge growth on his chops.
FFS have a shave you scruffy cunt.
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Impotent seething wahhh wahhh united
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But Cloughie was the greatest manager Keane played for!
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Clough could only drink Ferguson under the table and that’s only a guess, because he was stupid.
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You are right, Sammy. Cloughie was the first manager to win two consecutive European Cups having drunk his own and Kenny Burn’s combined body weight in Mackeson.
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I still enjoy the look of distain he gives to the no nothing split arse pundits and that giggling simpleton Micah fucking Richards..
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I’ve never listened to any of the punditry stuff because there’s no need for it. I have my own opinions. Thanks Barry for confirming the black twat Richards is completely bonkers.
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Micah Richards is Keane’s bitch.
He laughs on cue whenever Roy is ‘funny’.
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Why don’t Sly allow Keane to bring a chimpanzee on the show to save money, instead of that thick black cunt. Even have Roy slapping the arses of the lassies who know fuck all, could be entertaining.
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Graham Sourness was always my favourite. Mad cunt. Keane is just Sourness lite.
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Souey would destroy Keane on the pitch.
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‘Thommo’ was a whining concorde conked cunt.
When the great Bob Paisley made Graeme Souness Liverpool captain, Emlyn Hughes – to be fair – took it like a man and a professional. Crazy Horse said that Liverpool and what made them better is all that mattered.
But Phil Thompson threw a massive tantrum and openly whined that Souness had ‘stole’ the captaincy off him. like he was entitled to it. His crying over it was as laughable as it was embarrassing. Not becoming of a Liverpool player of that time. Paisley told him to man up and Souey also put the epic nosed big girl in his place. Thommo was also a monumental knob on Sky Soccer Saturday years later.
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He destroyed Phil Thompson in thr dressing room, twice lol.
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Fergie vs Keane
Handbags at dawn
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Couple of cunts, both of them.
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Dressed as wimmin, with Roy telling Alex to frig off.
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Imagine the Italian enforcers of the 70s and 80s with Keane?
Claudio Gentile, Marco Tardelli, Gaetano Scirea and all them.
There’d be nothing left of him.
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I remember Jimmy Greaves saying that that Gentile was responsible for more scar tissue than any surgeon.
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The cunt’s “showdown” in the tunnel with Patrick Viera was classic handbags..
His more modern antics are more laughable still.
But he’s 1 million times superior to any wimmin commentator,not difficult I suppose ffs
Go and brew up luv.
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We saw how hard he was recently when he hadvyo rescued by Micah after getting a Glasgow kiss from a supporter.
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I thought Keane brilliantly put beetroot head in his place, after the twat had been picking on Garry Neville fo nothing. Then we sorted the Arse out on the field.
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He was a decent player, but not a great player. He’ll be remembered for being a gnarly mîdget, a drama queen in 2002, and admitting in his biography that he set out to break a player’s leg.
He was a failure as a manager, he’s a failure trying to be understood, he’s a failure as a human, and he’s a failure as a pundit.
A carping, chippy, archetypal Oirish thug.
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I agree, Captain. Paul Ince in his early to mid 90s prime was better, I think.
And Keane doesn’t get near the earlier greats. Robson, Souness, Wilkins, Terry Mac, Keegan, Macari
And the likes of Steve McMahon and Norman Whiteside would take Keane out without a problem.
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Denis Irwin was the best Irish Man Utd player I ever saw live. Perfect.
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McMahon or Jan Molby would’ve laughed at him.
I can barely understand his gibbering and mumbling when he’s a pundit. He’s a bitter old cunt who’s still chippy about the ‘English’.
The thing that amazed me Norm, was when he openly admitted planning to break that footballer’s leg. That’s not a great footballer, that’s a fuckwit.
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Paul McGrath was the best Oirish player ever.
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Best Irish players I saw?
For United
Paul McGrath.
Gerry Daly.
Opposition.
Liam Brady.
Johnny Giles.
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The best Irish player I saw live at Tottenham was George Best. He was booed onto the pitch , having gone missing for 6 weeks and cheered off , especially by the Tottenham fans, never the most loyal of supporters in the ‘70s, for his complete artistry.
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Why did Busby tell Farmer Giles to get off our land ?
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Sir Matt getting shut of Johnny Giles was a huge cock up, Sammy.
Crerand was good, but Giles ws better. But Crerand, Charlton and Giles in the middle could have been great for us.
Another clanger was Big Ron getting rid of Sammy McIlroy and Jimmy Nicholl.
And let’s not even start of that cunt Sexton selling Gordon Hill and Andy Ritchie.
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Denis Irwin and Arthur Albiston were both similar.
Worked hard, attacking full backs, never moaned or complained. Just got on with it and did the job. Both a credit to United
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Oh, Northern Irish
That’s different.
Bestie.
Sammy McIlroy
Norman Whiteside.
David McCreery.
Jimmy Nicholl.
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O/T, imagine putting this fucker in charge of corruption security..
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/tulip-siddiq-labour-sheikh-hasina-bangladesh-b1204060.html
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Auntie Corruption Minister.
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Roy Keane is funny these days. When he said that being assistant manger of Ireland was the highlight of his career he was probably thinking ‘ that will inspire some cunt like Norman to vent on ISAC.’
He’s such a funny guy is Roy 😬
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Even Irish fans thought O’ Neill and Keane were shit.
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Good Afternoon.
Roy Keane is just happy to play the contrarian.
Let’s have some balance here fellas.
Roy Keane was a tremendous footballer with a never say die attitude which Man United could certainly do with today.
Never wasted a pass and would never settle for anything other than 100 percent commitment.
His performance away to Juventus in 1999 where, after being yellow carded and knowing that he would miss the upcoming European Cup final, was fantastic.
Contrast that with Paul Gascoigne’s capitulation after being carded in a big semi final years earlier.
Roy is all bitter and twisted over his fall out with Ferguson and never misses a chance to put the boot in.
Roy Keane knows the truth but prefers to be deliberately obtuse.
Not a cunt for me.
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That’s precisely why he is a cunt, Herman.
Anyone else would put Juventus 99 in Turin as his career best.
I was there and it was a phenomenal game.
Keane knows that being assistant manager for Eire is not the peak of his career. He just says it is to appear contrpversial and to make out his time at Old Trafford didn’t matter.
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GB news, Saturday night 8.00 o’clock…🤬🤬🤬
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Ferguson was an angry red faced bullying cunt who would intimidate refs.
I heard no penalty was giveb against them for seven years at Old Trafford.
Clough did it without money.
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Except perhaps a million quid for Trevor Francis.
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And what he paid for Peter Shilton.
Nobody does it without money. Not since the very early 70s at least.
The great Liverpool side of the late 70s and 80s was built around three expensive signings. Hansen, Souness and Dalglish. Then came Beardsley, Barnes and Aldridge. Still a great team though. And i’m no Liverpool fan.
And United’s double double side of 96 was half big signings (Cantona. Cole, Schmichel. Pallister) and youth team players (Giggs, Neville, Beckham, Scholes, Butt). But nobody for decades has won the league with just youth team players. The last ones to do that died on a snowy Munich airfield.
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Quite…
The hard shoulder shitting, baconfaced, whiskey nosed tramp.
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Show Mis some respect!
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Just another kickball thug.
It is wasn’t for the ‘beautiful’ game, he’d either be,
1. Doing time.
2. Living in a caravan and tarmacking drives.
3. Drugs. Or dead from some violent gang related thing.
Another nonentity elevated to some sort of godlike status by idiots that follow the game and the simpering spitlickes of the lame stream media.
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I presume he’s a footballist. Which foreign owned franchise did he play for?
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Scumchester Ushited
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Somebody asked me if I would swap a 53 year old Roy Keane for a 27 year old Marcus Rashford?
I said I’d swap a 76 year old Carlo Sartori for a 27 year old Marcus Rashford.
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There’s a YouTube snippet doing the rounds where Joey Barton tears Rashford a new one over that ridiculous rappers outfit Norman.
Barton may well be a cunt but there are occasions where he nails it.
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Joey is a nutter, granted.
But – as you say, Herman – he does get it right.
That Eni Eluko is useless and talks endless shit.
And Rashford playing NY gangsta pimp rapper is a joke.
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Fuck Roy Keane and fuck Manchester United.
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Any tips for today’s FA Cup 3rd round ties Flexi?
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There was a Monty Python’s Flying Circus sketch. Where Terry Jones was the man who contradicts people. He just says the opposite to what anyone else says.
Roy Keane is just like that.
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