Dead Pool [348]

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Congratulations to Norman who correctly predicted the passing of footballing legend Denis Law.

Denis passed away earlier today at the age of 84. Known simply as “The King” by supporters at Old Trafford, Denis Law was the last surviving member of Manchester United’s so-called “holy trinity” along with Sir Bobby Charlton and George Best – and part of the club’s famous 1968 European Cup triumph. Law also played for Huddersfield Town, Manchester City, and Italian club Torino during his club career, and made 55 appearances for Scotland, scoring 30 goals for his country.

On to Dead Pool 348.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. No duplicates allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s noms from the previous round.

2) Anyone nominating the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick is already taken.

5) Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not always chronology of death.

Get on with it.

24 thoughts on “Dead Pool [348]”

  2. Desmond Morris
    Renée Richards
    Len Deighton
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Valentino Garavani (Italian fashion house Valentino)

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  3. RIP Dennis

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett

    Well done Norman.

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  10. Congratulations Norman.

    Lately, the Dead Pool has been filling up with corpses at (what I believe) is an unprecedented record pace.

    Kudos to the IsaC Faithful.

    Meanwhile, my cunts all cling stubbornly to life like a Peaceful clinging to a teenage white girl…

    James Hewitt…just shoot yourself and be done with it.
    Roman Polanski…one more Satanic ritual…PLEASE!
    Heather Locklear…might as well do another line bitch because you are living on borrowed time!
    Sophia Loren…find some young man and go out with a bang baby. (Pun intended.)
    Oprah Winfrey…there’s a chicken bone just made for your throat you obnoxious fat pig.

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  11. The King is dead.

    The greatest striker in the history of the British game.
    Only Jimmy Greaves came near him. RIP.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Jane Morgan
    Ray Anthony
    Ann Blyth

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    • The only player who is genuinely loved by Manchester reds and blues alike,

      Others did play for both (Kidd, McIlroy, Kanchelskis, Cole, Tevez and that cunt Schmicjhel). But Denis was the only one who truly transcended the rivalry. RIP Lawman.

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  12. RIP King Denis.One of the greatest players ever to wear the red shirt.
    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    John Gorman
    Roger McGough
    Noddy Holder

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