Dead Pool [346]

Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who has won Deadpool 345 by picking Linda Nolan the Irish singer best known for being one of the Nolan Sisters group who died aged 65 this morning in hospital surrounded by family following a very long struggle against cancer.

On to Dead Pool 346

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

45 thoughts on “Dead Pool [346]

  1. Len Deighton
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Desmond Morris
    Renée Richards
    David “Syd” Lawrence (cricketer)

  2. Well Done Miserable 👍👍
    Micheal Caine
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Prunella Scales
    Robert Duvall
    Dick Van Dyke

  3. Don King
    Brian Murphy
    David Daker (actor)
    Barbara Knox
    Ratko Mladic

    Good darts MNC

  4. Harriet Harman
    Gillian McCutcheon
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

    Well done, MNC. With you working on the Nolans, and me sorting out the Osmonds, there will soon only be Brotherhood of Man left!

  5. Well done MNC

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett

  6. The Dalai Lama
    Eva Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch

    Well struck, Les.

  7. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

  8. Peter Blake (Artist)
    Richard Chamberlain
    Pete Murray
    Melvyn Bragg
    Joan Bakewell
    Well done Mis. 👍

  9. In there Miserable. Was never a fan of the Nolans music, but it was harmless enough. Mind you, I did fancy ’em all though. Escept that fat bitch Colleen, of course. RIP Linda.

    Manchester City legend (a real one) Tony Book also passed away the other day.
    When I say a real one, I mean he was. Book was a proper footballing hero, not a gun for hire Pep mercenary like today’s lot.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Ray Anthony
    Jane Morgan
    Denis ‘The King’ Law

  10. David Steel
    Lindsay Wagner
    Michael Brandon
    Joan Collins
    Bear Grylls (because he’s a massive anti-semetic cunt)

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