Congratulations to 20 Thousand Cunts Under The Sea who has won Deadpool 343 by picking Wayne Osmond the fourth oldest Osmond brother and second oldest brother in the band “The Osmonds” who has died aged 73.The Mormon family from Utah where massive in the 1970`s pop music scene.He retired in 2009 and is survived by his wife and 5 children.He has previosly surved a brain tumour diagnosois in 1997 and a stroke in 2012.
On to Dead Pool 344
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Lance Henriksson
Maury Povich
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Peter Yarrow
Ian Smith
Black Bart (Wrestler)
Stanley Baxter
Jean Marie Le Pen
0
Tony Blair
Anita Harris
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
Good darts TTCUS
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Congratulations 20.
They’re dropping like flies…
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
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Did anyone have Jocelyn Wlidenstein in the dead pool?
That was a strategic move, because Cuntymort has nicked my Tony Blair.
Anyhoo.
Kier Starmer
Angela Rayner
David Lammy
Rachel Reeves
Doreen Lawrence
3
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Bruce Willis
Paul Hogan
0
Good shooting 20.
It’s a hell of a thing to kill a Osmond.
You have to live with that.
Also the others will come looking for you..
https://youtu.be/iXcj8dFOd1E?si=LtnQ4sxaDBQtIl07
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Excuse me? You nicked him off me.
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Fight!!!!
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No no. Excuse me.
I have hated Tony Blair with every fibre of my being for far longer than you can possibly imagine.
He has been my DP choice for some years now, since I nicked him off someone else.
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Gentlemen, Gentlemen…Please!
Let us resolve this like the Gentlemen Cunters we are.
Deadpool each other and the winner gets his pick.
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Congratulations TTCUTS.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Roberta Flack
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Good job it wasn’t Donny.
Most women over 60 would have killed themselves.
In there 20 Thousand.
Patsy King
Denis Law
Andy Taylor
Jane Morgan
Ann Blyth
1
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
Now, now. No handbag going, ladies.
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Handbagging!
Jesus shit, I want to carpet bomb autocorrect, especially as I proof read it before posting.
0
Dick van Dyke
Bill Clinton
John Lowe (darts)
Joe Biden
Graham Souness (Violent thug and occasional footballer)
0
Fuck me two noms in and I was mugged for one of my noms
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If it means that much to you, I’ll relinquish my Tony Blair and have Ed Milliband instead.
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A scholar, and a gentleman Odin.
I don’t think the rules allow swapping, though.
Admin, an adjucation required, if you would?
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Nah I’ll let Shaun take him off me. Mind you who doesn’t hate Blair?
Shaun take Blair off and substitute David Blunkett instead.
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I believe you still have Tony Blair until the Jocelyn Wildenstein debate it settled.
If nobody bagged the old bag, then Tony Blair is all yours.
If I’m totally honest, I would prefer Shaun to have him in the No. 1 spot every DP. Knowing his uncanny ability to see the vultures hovering just over the horizon.
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Indeed Odin, even the Grim Reaper says
“Oh shit, Shaun’s awake!”
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Putin
Rudy Giuliani
RFK Jr
David Irving
Rosemary West
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@ Odin, thanks for the chuckle you have the Fellow rather than have any bad blood between us and other cunters.
What right minded Englishman or Woman does not hate the shit eating grin the cunt gives off?
The sooner he’s off to hell the better as far as I am concerned.
Mind you he would have Satan off his throne PDQ.
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Robert Wagner
Judith Chalmers
Joan Colins
Arthur Scargill
Robert Redford
0
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Abu Mohammed al-Julani
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson.
Nice work 20.
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Don King
Brian Murphy
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
0
Robert Wagner
Brad Pitt
Michael Heseltine
Joan Collins
Russell Brand
0
Sammy Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Gene Gotti
Skinny Joey Merlino
John Gotti Junior
0
Micheal Caine
Robert Duvall
Gene Hackman
Jimmy Tarbuck
Pete Murray
1
Crazy Horses 🐎
1
Alex Ferguson
Mel Brookes
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hodgson
Harriet Harperson
0
June Lockhart
Marion Ross
James Hong
Buzz Aldrin
James “Jim” Lovell
0
Geoff Boycott
Harold Dickie Bird
Henry Blofeld
Billy Fucking Bragg
Sir Stephen Fry.
0
Cleo Laine
Patricia Routledge
Richard Chamberlain
Roger McGough
John Gorman
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
0
Fergie just might cop it, if we get stuffed at Anfield and go down this season, Captain.
1
Harriet Harman
Gillian McCutcheon
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
I suppose I had to ‘win’ sometime…
0
Brigitte Bardot
Leslie Caron
Alain Delon
Lee Majors
David Attenborough
0
Delon snuffed it a couple of months back, Cuntologist.
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Course he did! Thanks Norman. I’ll go Shirley MacLaine if admin doesn’t mind.
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‘Crazy Horses’ was a splendid and crazy departure from the Osmond boys. Still one the great 70s singles.
Everything else was fucking twaddle though. Especially that fat little cunt Jimmy.
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I remember my elder sister torturing me with Donny Osmond records in the early 70s.
The 12th of Never and Puppy bastard Love over and over. I was agony.
Still, I would have given Marie a good tonking.
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Eric idle
Tom Baker
Gene Hackman
Gerry Adams
Jimmy Tarbuck
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Crazy Horses! Who would of thunk it?
Patrick Murray
Robert Gillespie
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Cooke
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