Congratulations to 20 Thousand Cunts Under The Sea who has won Deadpool 343 by picking Wayne Osmond the fourth oldest Osmond brother and second oldest brother in the band “The Osmonds” who has died aged 73.The Mormon family from Utah where massive in the 1970`s pop music scene.He retired in 2009 and is survived by his wife and 5 children.He has previosly surved a brain tumour diagnosois in 1997 and a stroke in 2012.
On to Dead Pool 344
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Sheela Ma Anand Birnstiel
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Danny DeVito
Lee Trevino
Joe Bugner
Mike Gatting
Valerie Singleton
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It was reputed that Valerie Singleton had very loose knickers elastic.
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I heard that Val was a tuppence flicker, Wanksock.
Sarah Greene. They reckon she was a right goer. The rugby team story comes to mind.
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Sarah Greene oh yes. Indeed a goer. Used to wear socks with holes in, the carelessly dressing hussy. Starting to resurrect me loins again oh yes.
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Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall (Returned to the fold after some Cunt nicked him)
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
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Oh and congratulations 20 Thou
1
Cliff Richard
John McElynn
Danny Dyer
Adam Woodyatt
Doria Raglan
All cunts!
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I can understand your dislike of Woodyatt, Foggy.
The cunt has raked it in for forty years, playing (for want of a better word) the same blubbering squealing one trick weasel that is Ian Beale. Whose purpose in life is to have his head shoved down the bog by the Mitchell Brothers. Best place for him really.
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You’re not wrong, Norm! Saw the sniveling cunt, once. His smug face invites a good leathering!
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Grant Mitchell (Ross Kemp) is making a NeverEnders comeback. So, I dare say he’ll be persecuting Weasel Beale.
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Sandi Toksvig
Jo Guest
Ron Jeremy
Ram John Holder
John Astin
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Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
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Biryani, please stop nicking my noms ….
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Virginnia Mckenna
( Patricia Routledge nicked ) so, Imran Khan
William Shatner
Walter Koenig
Neil Kinnock
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HRH Duke of York
Duchess of York
Tommy Steel
Jim Dale
Ringo Starr
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I reckon old Macca might go before Ringo.
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if Pete Best outlived the lot of them?
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I have napped Ringo because he still tours and we know how much that knackers one as do the medical nostrums required to kick start an octogenarian’s mojo.
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Eva Marie Saint
Dame Judi Dench
Derren Nesbitt
Tom Lehrer
Frances de la Tour
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