Dead Pool [347]

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Congratulations to Geordie Twatt who has won Dead Pool 346 by picking British Acting Royalty Joan Plowright who died in Denville Hall home for retired thespians yesterday aged 95.She was predeceased by her husband Sir Larry Olivier and is survived by 3 children.

On to Dead Pool 347

Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses noms from the previiuspool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick is already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not always chronology of death.

36 thoughts on “Dead Pool [347]”

  1. Harriet Harman
    Gillian McCutcheon
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

    Well done, GT.

  2. Don King
    Brian Murphy
    David Daker (actor)
    Melvyn Hayes
    Ratko Mladic

    Good darts GT

  3. Whey hey, two in two months. Here comes my hat trick…

    Tom Lehrer
    Frances de la Tour
    Buzz Aldrin
    Mel Brooks
    Eva Marie Saint

    • A quick public service notice for who it’s for…

      MNC, .. Linda Nolan is dead. You had her in Deadpool 2 goes back.

      ***

      Don’t mensh!

      😉

  6. Fat Jezza Clarkson
    Cyndi Lauper
    Dennis Rodman
    Camiila – acting queen
    Michael Caine.

  9. Congratulations Geordie.

    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Nigel Starmer Smith
    Bill Rodgers (former Labour/SDP/LibDem politician)

  11. Well done Geordie I thought Joan Plowright had died years ago, you live and learn ( or not in Joan’s case).

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dionne Warwick

    I am sorry Sandy Gall is not included but Cuntsalugs is a thieving Caravan Utilising Nomadic Traveller.

    • No offence Sammy,
      But she looks a right old boot.

      Didn’t know Sir Larry was married?
      Thought he was a fruit?

      • Robert Donat was from withington in Manchester Sammy.

        He was in ‘A ghost goes west’.

        Saw that as a kid.

  21. In there Geordie.

    Always felt sorry for Lady Olivier, Being married to that raging arse pirate phag Sir Laurence. Mind you, she probably knew he was a luvvie la di da pooftah.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Denis Law
    Ray Anthony
    Jane Morgan

  24. Congratulations Geordie.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  27. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

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