Dead Pool [345]

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Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 344 by picking the French far-right President of the National Front between 1972 and 2011 Jean Marie Le Pen who has died today aged 96.Le Pen served as a Member of the European Parliament a Member of the National Assembly.He came a distant second in the General Election of 2002 and was appointed honoury President of The National Front in 2011 upon his retirement, until 4 years later when he was expelled from the Party by his daughter and current party leader Marine Le Pen.He was also the Grandfather of Marion Marachel an MEP and well known figure in right wing French Politics.

On to Dead Pool 345

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

41 thoughts on “Dead Pool [345]”

  3. Virginia Mckenna
    Patricia Routledge
    William Shatner
    Walter Koenig
    Neil Kinnock

    All unashamedly nicked !

  5. Harriet Harman
    Gillian McCutcheon
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  7. Wish we’d had Le Pen here instead of Satan Blair (and all the rest of them).
    Another one bites the dust, Shaun.

    Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
    Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)
    Denis Law (King of the Stretford End)
    Ray Anthony (Glenn Miller Orchestra trumpeter)
    Tippi Hedren (Hitchcock actress)

  11. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Justin Welby
    Prunella Scales

    Uncanny, a cold shiver runs down my spine, and I feel terrible pity for Shauns replacement picks.

  14. Congratulations Shaun

    James Jewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  19. Wendy Craig
    Joan Bakewell
    Pete Murray
    Michael Aspel
    Peter Blake (Artist, Sgt Peper album cover)

  21. James “”Jim” Lovell
    Marion Ross
    June Lockhart
    Buzz Aldrin
    Robert Wagner

  22. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Alan Bennett
    Dame Julie Andrews

    Well played Shaun

  24. Cliff ‘God bothering old k*die fiddler’ Richard
    John ‘Cliff’s fleshlight’ Mc Elynn
    Adam ‘Mitchell bros rent boy’ Woodyatt
    Jess ‘dirty old Brummie’ Philips
    Helen ‘scaly no chin reptilian’ Worth

  25. Michael Caine
    Lindsay Wagner
    Michael Brandon
    Joan Collins
    Bear Grylls (because he’s a massive anti-semetic cunt)
    – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

  26. The Dalai Lama
    Eva Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch

    Well struck, Shaun.

  28. Norman tebbet
    Tom Baker
    Phil cool
    Michael barrymoore
    Jimmy cricket

  29. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Heselslime
    George Soros

    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    
Vince Cable

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