Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 244 by picking the French far-right President of the National Front between 1972 and 2011 Jean Marie Le Pen who has died today aged 96.Le Pen served as a Member of the European Parliament a Member of the National Assembly.He came a distant second in the General Election of 2002 and was appointed honoury President of The National Front in 2011 upon his retirement until 4 years later when he was expelled from the Party by his daughter and current party leader Marine Le Pen.He was also the Grandfather of Marion Marachel an MEP and well known figure in right wing French Politics.
On to Dead Pool 345
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Sleepy joe
Clinton bill
Clinton killery
Dick Van dyke
Barbara Bain
0
Virginia Mckenna
Patricia Routledge
William Shatner
Walter Koenig
Neil Kinnock
All unashamedly nicked !
0
I was gonna nick Shatner back!
0
Ted Turner
Ian Smith (Neighbours)
Valdas Adamkus
Joanne Woodward
Noam Chomsky
0
Harriet Harman
Gillian McCutcheon
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Don King
Brian Murphy
David Daker (actor)
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Bruce Willis
Marky Ramone
0
Wish we’d had Le Pen here instead of Satan Blair (and all the rest of them).
Another one bites the dust, Shaun.
Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)
Denis Law (King of the Stretford End)
Ray Anthony (Glenn Miller Orchestra trumpeter)
Tippi Hedren (Hitchcock actress)
2
Tony Blair
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
David Blunkett
Good darts Shaun
0
Tom Baker
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Cooke
Robert Gillespie
0
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Lance Henriksson
Maury Povich
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
Uncanny, a cold shiver runs down my spine, and I feel terrible pity for Shauns replacement picks.
2
Yup, two in one mate. Fucking awesome shooting.
0
Prunella Scales
Alex Ferguson
Graham Souness
Charlie Sheen
Madonna
0
Ffs JP!!!
Replace Pru with Douglas Hurd
1
Bit too quick for you, Termy.
0
That’s what my missus says.
0
Congratulations Shaun
James Jewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Oops…
James Hewitt
0
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Roberta Flack
MJK Smith
0
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil collins
0
Brigitte Bardot
Mel Brooks
Leslie Caron
Lee Majors
Jack Warner
0
John Gorman
Roger McGough
Noddy Holder
Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain.
0
Wendy Craig
Joan Bakewell
Pete Murray
Michael Aspel
Peter Blake (Artist, Sgt Peper album cover)
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
RFK Jr
David Irving
Rosemary West
0
James “”Jim” Lovell
Marion Ross
June Lockhart
Buzz Aldrin
Robert Wagner
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Alan Bennett
Dame Julie Andrews
Well played Shaun
0
Roy Hodgson
Robert Duvall
Ken Livingstone
Jess Phillips
David Attenborough
0
Cliff ‘God bothering old k*die fiddler’ Richard
John ‘Cliff’s fleshlight’ Mc Elynn
Adam ‘Mitchell bros rent boy’ Woodyatt
Jess ‘dirty old Brummie’ Philips
Helen ‘scaly no chin reptilian’ Worth
1
Michael Caine
Lindsay Wagner
Michael Brandon
Joan Collins
Bear Grylls (because he’s a massive anti-semetic cunt)
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2
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Shaun.
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Norman tebbet
Tom Baker
Phil cool
Michael barrymoore
Jimmy cricket
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Heselslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Robert Wagner
Brad Pitt
Michael Heseltine
Joan Collins
Russell Brand
0