Congratulations to Medieval Ceiling Cat who has won Dead Pool 342 by picking Sounds of the 70s Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker who has died today aged 79 from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.He retired in October after a 58 year long career which started off at Radio Caroline and then moved to Radio before finally moving to Radio 2.He is survived by his second wife Tiggy and 2 children.
On to Dead Pool 343
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Congratulations MCC
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Tony Blair
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
Good darts MCC
0
Jane Fonda
Barbara Parkins
Thelma Barlow
Michael Aspel
Pete Murray
0
Ian Smith (Neighbours
Jean Marie Le Pen
Black Bart (Wrestler)
Noam Chomsky
Stanley Baxter
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
How very sad. RIP.
0
Sandy Gall
Tony Roper (Rab C Nesbitt’s mate Jamesie Cotter)
Archie Macpherson
Janette Tough (Jimmy Krankie)
Moira Anderson
0
In there Medieval Ceiling Cat.
I keep hearing that Duane Eddiy song that used to open Johnnie’s shows now.
RIP.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Jane Morgan
Ann Blyth
0
Last ever of the quality dj’s making radio listening now nigh on impossible,JW was a class act.
1
Kier Starmer
David Lammy
Rachel Reeves
Yvette Cooper
Angela Rayner
3
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Brigitte Bardot
Gene Hackman
Lee Majors
0
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Paul Hogan
Bruce Willis
0
Cyndy Lauper
Paul Gazza Gascoyne
Fat Jezza Clarkson
Puff Daddy
Camilla – queen of tarts.
p.s thanks bro for the Walker tip, ya big porridge wog ?????????
1
Frances de la Tour
Tom Lehrer
Rick Wakeman
Eva Marie Saint
Judi Dench
0
Nancy Olson
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Abu Mohammed al-Jolani.
Nice work MCC
0
Don King
Brian Murphy
David Daker (actor)
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
Good arrow MCC
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Wayne Osmond reportedly dead at 73.Waiting for a major news source to call it.
1
It’s on Wikipedia mate. Is that official enough?
0
Buzz Aldrin
George Soros
Robert De Niro
Al Pacino
David Attenborough
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
0
Eva Marie Saint taken by Geordie at 7:07pm Cap’n.
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
George Soros taken by ME at 7:52pm Sir Cuntalot.
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Geoff Boycott
Harold Dickie Bird
Henry Blofeld
Sir Stephen Fry
Billy Fucking Bragg
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Sheela Anand Birnstahl
0
Well done MCC.
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Tom Lehrer
RIP Johnnie Walker
0
June Lockhart
James “Jim” Lovell
Marion Ross
Robert Duvall
Robert Wagner
0
Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins, John nettles
0
Cleo Laine
Noddy Holder
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Richard Chamberlain
0
Robert Wagner
Brad Pitt
Michael Heseltine
Joan Collins
Russell Brand
0
Robert Wagner 3 posts up ^
0
Cliff ‘colostomy bag wearing k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
John ‘Cliff’s cum dump’ McElynn
Danny ‘I find I’m ‘ard, worthless cunt’ Dyer
Adam ‘fucking shut actor’ Woodyatt
Helen ‘scaly, no chin reptile off of some shit soap opera’ Worth
0
All of these cunts had better be dead, this year, especially that Op YewTree dodger! The dirty old p*ado!
1
Congrats MCC – the last successful Deadpool nom of 2024 !
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Virginnia Mckenna
Patricia Routledge
William Shatner
Walter Koenig
Neil Kinnock
* * * * * * * * * * * * Happy 2025 cunters ! * * * * * * * * * * * *
1
RIP Johnnie, a sad day indeed. A dying breed of DJ; his late Sunday afternoon Sounds of the 70s on R2 was great.
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
Brian Cooke
Patrick Murray
0
Have you considered Boom radio Paul? You have David Hamilton and Simon Bates as DJ’s.
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
RFK Jr
David Irving
Rosemary West
0
Edwina Curry
Gemma Collins
David Essex
Francis Rossi
Danny Devito
0