Dead Pool [343]

Congratulations to Medieval Ceiling Cat who has won Dead Pool 342 by picking Sounds of the 70s Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker who has died today aged 79 from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.He retired in October after a 58 year long career which started off at Radio Caroline and then moved to Radio before finally moving to Radio 2.He is survived by his second wife Tiggy and 2 children.

On to Dead Pool 343

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

43 thoughts on “Dead Pool [343]

  1. Congratulations MCC

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  2. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Justin Welby
    Prunella Scales

    How very sad. RIP.

  3. Sandy Gall
    Tony Roper (Rab C Nesbitt’s mate Jamesie Cotter)
    Archie Macpherson
    Janette Tough (Jimmy Krankie)
    Moira Anderson

  4. In there Medieval Ceiling Cat.

    I keep hearing that Duane Eddiy song that used to open Johnnie’s shows now.
    RIP.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Denis Law
    Jane Morgan
    Ann Blyth

    • Last ever of the quality dj’s making radio listening now nigh on impossible,JW was a class act.

  5. Cyndy Lauper
    Paul Gazza Gascoyne
    Fat Jezza Clarkson
    Puff Daddy
    Camilla – queen of tarts.

    p.s thanks bro for the Walker tip, ya big porridge wog ?????????

  6. Nancy Olson
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Abu Mohammed al-Jolani.

    Nice work MCC

  7. Don King
    Brian Murphy
    David Daker (actor)
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

    Good arrow MCC

  8. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  9. Well done MCC.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett
    Tom Lehrer

    RIP Johnnie Walker

  10. Cliff ‘colostomy bag wearing k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
    John ‘Cliff’s cum dump’ McElynn
    Danny ‘I find I’m ‘ard, worthless cunt’ Dyer
    Adam ‘fucking shut actor’ Woodyatt
    Helen ‘scaly, no chin reptile off of some shit soap opera’ Worth

    • All of these cunts had better be dead, this year, especially that Op YewTree dodger! The dirty old p*ado!

  11. Congrats MCC – the last successful Deadpool nom of 2024 !
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Patricia Routledge
    William Shatner
    Walter Koenig
    Neil Kinnock

    * * * * * * * * * * * * Happy 2025 cunters ! * * * * * * * * * * * *

  12. RIP Johnnie, a sad day indeed. A dying breed of DJ; his late Sunday afternoon Sounds of the 70s on R2 was great.

    Colin Jeavons
    Sian Phillips
    Robert Gillespie
    Brian Cooke
    Patrick Murray

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