Dead Pool [342]

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Congratulations to The Cunt With No Name who has gone and won Dead Pool 341 by picking Peanut farmer and former 39th President of the USA Jimmy Carter who died this afternoon at his home in Plains Georgia surrounded by his family aged 100 years old after 22 months in hospice care.Carter was President from 1977 to 1981 coming in after the Watergate scandal however he was voted out in a landslide by challenger Ronald Reagan in the 18980 election.Carter was more admired for his post presidency than during his presidency starting up habitat for humanity and winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.Carter is survived by his 4 children and numerous grandchildren and great grandchildren.He was predeceased by his wife of 77 Rosalyn who died 13 months ago following 77 years of marriage and also by his three siblings who despite all being younger than him with all 3 failing to even make it to 65 with his last sister dying almost 25 years ago.He also outlived his 28 year old grandson Jeremy who died in 2015 aged just 28.

On to Dead Pool 342

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

41 thoughts on “Dead Pool [342]”

  6. Congratulations The Cunt With No Name.

    And congratulations to Jimmy Carter who lived long enough to see Joe Biden seize the title of worst President in Modern History from him.

    At any right it’s time for my regulars who despite my repeated nominations cling stubbornly to life.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

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  14. In there Cunt With No Name.

    I remember Jimmy. He fucked up with that Iran thing at the tail end of his presidency. He should have taken the Ayatollah out instantly and reinstated the Shah. The 1979 Iran revoution should have been very short lived.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Denis Law
    Jane Morgan
    Ann Blyth

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  18. Congratulations Cunt With No Name. RIP Jimmy Carter.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Dame Julio Andrews
    Alan Bennett
    Sandy Gall

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  23. Cliff ‘Op YewTree dodging, k*ddie fiddling, colostomy bag wearing, n*nce’ Richard
    John ‘wrong ‘un priest’ McElynn
    Adam ‘shit cunt actor’ Woodyatt
    Danny ‘I fink I’m ‘ard’ Dyer
    Jess ‘mouthy Brummie cunt MP’ Phillips

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  25. Jimmy Carter – argueably one of the most successful modern US Presidents.
    The old coffin dodger sure gave the Grim Reaper a run for his money.
    Goodbye Jimmy and thanks for all the peanuts.
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    Virginnia Mckenna
    Joan Collins
    Patricia Routledge
    Walter Koenig
    Neil Kinnock

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  29. ‘He was predeceased by his wife of 77 Rosalyn who died 13 months ago following 77 years of marriage.’ How’s that even possible??

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