Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has won Deadpool 340 by picking haulage firm founder Eddie Stobart Sr who has died aged 95.He died on November 25th but counts as per rule 5.Stobart had long stepped down from business operations handing over the reigns to Eddie Stobart Jr who sadly predeceased his father in 2011 aged 56 following a heart attack. The Stobart group was taken over by the Culina Group in 2021 with Stobart Sr`s fourth child William serving as Deputy Chief Executive.
On to Dead Pool 341
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
William Shatner
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Lance Henriksson
0
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Roberta Flack
Len Deighton
Priscilla Pointer
0
Peter Yarrow
Ian Smith (Neighbours)
Jean Marie Le Pen
Black Bart (Wrestler)
Stanley Baxter
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Liquors.
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick ( Release us from the cunt)
Alan Price
Noddy Holder
Georgie Fame
0
Acting muppet Zelensky
Actor Clint Eastwood
Actress Joan Collins
Actor Gene Hackman
0
Congratulations LL.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Jimmy Carter
June Lockhart
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
James “Jim” Lovell
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0
Well done LL
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Dame Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
0
In there Liberal.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Jane Morgan
Ann Blyth
0
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson
Annette Crosbie
Eileen Derbyshire
Abu Mohammed al-Jolani.
0
Tony Blair
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
Angela Rayner
David Lammy
1
if only….
1
Joe Biden
Nancy Pelosi
Jeremy Clarkson
Frankie Valli
Van Morrison
1
Do you mean to tell us that Biden and Pelosi are still alive, Tmj?
0
It’s life Jim, but not as we know it.
1
Tom Baker
King charles the Third
Gene Hackman
Brian May
Phil cool
0
Imelda Marcos
Rauol Castro
Dick Cheaney
Dick Van Dyke
Jackie Stewart
Nice Darts LL
0
David Attenborough over Dick VD
0
Goodbye Eddie. Clearly an ego-maniac – what else explains having your name in 5ft high letters on every single truck you own ? little todger I suspect ….
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Virginnia Mckenna
Joan Collins
Walter Koenig
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
1
….and calling his son Eddie Jnr.
Clearly the only thing bigger than his trucks was his ego.
1
Mary Berry
Jack Nicholson
George Hamilton
Henry Winkler
Chris Sarandon
0
Sophia Loren
Brigitte Bardot
Dame Joan Plowright
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Suzy (Eddie) Izzard
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0