Dead Pool [341]

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has won Deadpool 340 by picking haulage firm founder Eddie Stobart Sr who has died aged 95.He died on November 25th but counts as per rule 5.Stobart had long stepped down from business operations handing over the reigns to Eddie Stobart Jr who sadly predeceased his father in 2011 aged 56 following a heart attack. The Stobart group was taken over by the Culina Group in 2021 with Stobart Sr`s fourth child William serving as Deputy Chief Executive.

On to Dead Pool 341

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [341]

  1. The Dalai Lama
    Eva Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch

    Well struck, Liquors.

  2. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick ( Release us from the cunt)
    Alan Price
    Noddy Holder
    Georgie Fame

  3. Congratulations LL.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  4. Well done LL

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett

  5. Alan Greenspan
    Nancy Olson
    Annette Crosbie
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Abu Mohammed al-Jolani.

  6. Tom Baker
    King charles the Third
    Gene Hackman
    Brian May
    Phil cool

  7. Goodbye Eddie. Clearly an ego-maniac – what else explains having your name in 5ft high letters on every single truck you own ? little todger I suspect ….
    ———————————————————————————————————–
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Joan Collins
    Walter Koenig
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley

    • ….and calling his son Eddie Jnr.
      Clearly the only thing bigger than his trucks was his ego.

  8. Sophia Loren
    Brigitte Bardot
    Dame Joan Plowright
    Dame Judi Dench
    Dame Suzy (Eddie) Izzard

  9. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  10. Geoff Boycott
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Henry Blofeld
    Mariah Carey
    Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird.

    Christmas is coming, always a time of year when some old ‘sleb’ croaks….

  11. Geoff Boycott
    Sandy Tosvikg
    Mariah Carey
    Harold Dicky Bird
    Henry Blofeld

    Moderation FFS…

  12. Beast of Bolsover
    Linda Nolan
    Marky Ramone
    Sue Catwoman (punk)
    Bruce Willis

    Good shooting LL ?

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