A couple of days ago my beloved whispered into my ear those words every bloke longs to hear; ‘I need some new winter clothes’. For fuck’s sake woman, it seems like only last week that you needed some new summer clothes.
Seeing the look on my face, she offered her deal. ‘If you come and help me choose, I’ll buy you lunch’. Well there was an offer I couldn’t refuse, especially when she told me she’d be looking for lingerie into the bargain.
So off we went around what seemed like every shop in town, where she was in and out of the changing room like a rat up a drainpipe. ‘Do you like this, or the previous one?’. ‘The previous one’. ‘What’s wrong with this one?’. Fuck me.
To amuse myself on the many occasions that she disappeared between the rows of mannequins and the racks of clothes, I looked at the huge pictures of the women modelling each store’s range of gear. Now do you remember the time when these would feature some drop dead gorgeous babe looking like a million dollars? Well that ain’t no longer so. No, it seems that in these ‘woke’ days, you’ve got to go for a different, more ‘realistic’ approach with your models; for which read ‘ugly’. Or fat. Or ugly and fat. Or ugly, fat and effnick;
Now if you happen to be a bit ‘between genders’ as a model, you can really cash in these days
Cosmic. I mean for fuck’s sake, when blokes are being trailed around the shops, THIS is what they want to see on offer in the pictures on the walls;
The rest of you ugly cunts can do one. Stores, you’re doing yourselves no favours as far as any normal bloke’s concerned with this sort of display. Give us our fantasies back, you cunts.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Congratulations to Donald Trump.
Are you watching Labour Party and every other bed wetting cunt??
Your girl took a hell of a beating.
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That’s what happens when you get 100 Labour motherfuckers to fly out to “advise” you. I knew it would end in tears. Starmer will, I am sure, pay for that Stateside. He offered his support – he should have worn ity himself.
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Donald can win,and Win Bigly.
What a triumph.
Every cunt who’s persecuted him,lied and colluded against him will not sleep soundly ever again.
Good.
The Blob tried to destroy him and yet he has risen again,the Great Orange Messiah.
Let the woke meltdown commence.
Tremendous.
Good morning.
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The leftard meltdown has commenced.
And it is absolutely hilarious.
Long live the god emperor Trump!
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I hope he puts Wes Streeting and David Lammy in their place. Both that pair have meddled in American affairs by taking aim at Donald Trump in their tweets. I look forward to their humiliation.
Streeting want called Trump “an odious little man”. Oh the irony.
Who wants to take health advice, or any advice, from a middle aged limp wristed sodomite.
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Clear your desk of bananas and faeces lammy you’re done.
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https://x.com/DaveAtherton20/status/1854096073393861013/photo/1
Word is that Emily Maitlis went into a swearing frenzy and stormed off the Channel 4 set. I bet she had a face like Munch’s ‘Scream’ painting. The cunt.
Grand risings free men and women, a very grand rising indeed.
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Great result.
Starmer, Lammy, et al must be shitting themselves!
Bye, bye WEF.
Great Replacement – stopped in its tracks.
Fuck off NET ZERO – Trump can now tell Musk to stick his electric cars up his reeking rectum!
Iran nuked on day one?
One can but hope.
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When’s the assassination ? 😁
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If it ever should come to pass, one thing’s for sure. It WON’T be a conspiracy, just like JFK wasn’t *cough*
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Oh yes! Watching the msm squirm this morning is an absolute joy.
All we’ve heard is ‘it’s too close to call’ which it clearly wasn’t and was simply a desperate msm code for ‘Vote Harris’.
Yet again. wishful thinking borne through bias masquerading as factual reporting.
Get out of that one, you lying, biased cunts.
You backed the wrong horse and now you’re going to pay.
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“Too close to call” is another of those meaningless phrases like “we are where we are” and buzzwords like “affordable”
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Hey Boggs,
To your point…in retrospect it was never too close to call.
It was manufactured and manipulated news and polls.
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A new Don rises!
Morning all.
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Are you still here?
🤣🤣🤣 😉
Nice pun! 🙂
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Yep;
Still here tap tapping away, morning noon and night, posting more inane drivel as just Willie said!
Got to take some time away tomorrow to go to a funeral, a highlight in my otherwise totally friendless, meaningless existence. At least it’ll get me out of the house for once!
Ah, poor me.
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Good stuff. No sign of that other cunt to come out & thank her volunteers. Pay the ‘sleb millionaires for a few minutes of their time(or so reports say, I can’t find any contradiction when I search) .. but the proles work for free.
Hmmm.
Hmmmmmm.
Anyhoo. Clinton was a deplorable cunt too, but at least she had the dignity, in defeat, to make the call to concede.
All the news channels are being just as cunty right now.
“We don’t LIKE the fact, but DT is going to be the President again” … that’s all the cunts have to say.
He was 3 points off to her near 50 points off when I saw a headline … “Trump inches towards line” … imagine if that useless *ahem* funt (remember that? 😄) was 50 points ahead with only 3 to go, .. SHE”d have been ‘galloping to victory’ I’m sure.
I can’t wait to see him rub their noses in it. The 4 years of MSM being vindictive dishonest cunts (towards one individual) … not so much.
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A bonus is that this surely ringfences the terrible cunt who should *never* have been in the running, – all joking aside – she should never have been that close to the job she was trying for, that she clearly would have fubar’d…
.. but yeah .. ti fences her from EVER having another go at it.
Surely?….
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Absolutely Cuntem.
The circumstances surrounding Sleepy Joe’s clear mental decline really put the Democrats into a very bad position, which propelled her into a position she was totally unfit for.
As far as I’m concerned it wasn’t even a political thing; I genuinely believe that Harris would have been a disaster as an individual in the job.
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For sure. In the real world, people should only really apply for jobs they could actually DO should they get it.
Old Funty shouldn’t even have had the spare keys to the White House, letalone go clamouring for the main set.
Those twerking, cunts in the camo, that cardi b – sorry, but – *retard*, .. and similar empty, worthless appearances at her rallies made a circus out of what deserves a bit more. I dunno, ‘respect’.
Democrats shit the bed real bad on this one, start to finish.
Fuck them.
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Once again Nigel Farrage demonstrates more political nous and acumen than Starmer, Streeting and Lammy could dream of.
BBC, ABC, Labour, Ed Davey, MSM, lefty luvvies…. You just took a hell of a shoeing.
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One can imagine Big Don’s phone call…
‘Alriight, Nige. The President here. Are you gonna tell that little turd Starmer, or shall i?’
As for the Beeb, Grauniad, Sky, Facebook, X, Labour meltdown?
Fucking nectar.
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I suppose one could say ‘Suck on that, Kamala’.
Mind you, I guess she’ll have to go back to doing that now.
Cue old Bill Haley…
‘One , Two, Three O’ Clock. Four O’ Clock Cock…’
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Back to ugly models, there will be sour faces in the Flatback camp 😂
Just seen that pavement ape foreign sec offering congratulations to the president elect, the racist KKK bastard 🤨
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Lammy could join Solly Starmer’s Modelling Agency and advertise DIY tools – the man who put the Spear into Jackson.
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Does the model in the header pic do “open leg work?
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No, fucking no………I was just enjoying some grilled cod.
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So many ugly old hags trying to be glamourous. Its a testament to how proud women are, to the point that they no longer accept nobody wants to fuck them. I have visions of a future where there is a giant billboard, featuring one of these “Real” Women (Morbidly obese, skin condition, purple hair, minotaur nose ring, missing arm, designer walking stick) and it is surrounded by adverts for buying virtual and robotic women.
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