is a cunt.
It ‘describes steps which the UK Government could take to deal with:
people not voting properly on Strictly
people buying too many prepping items
any other shit thing.
Check out the details here (page 36 is a particular cunt).
No need to panic. The Secretary of State is at the wheel, deciding the circumstances under which the plan will be implemented. Step forward Ed Millicunt, the man in charge of our energy security. What could possibly go wrong?
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
Something else to negotiate a fiddle.
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It is a universal law that if emergency powers are available to the Government, they will use them. The threat of Russian retaliation to US/UK aggression would be reason enough for energy cuts this winter.
It is also a universal law that if emergency powers are not available to the Government they will soon be invented in infinite variety, and on weekly/daily basis as in the case of the covids scam.
Look out too, for the Assisted Killing Bill which will contain a clause empowering the Secretary of State to vary the terms of the Act in accordance with their own evaluation of requirements that may apply from time to time (or some such fascist bullshit).
Good morning, everyone.
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Ah all is now made clear. The old shufflers (me) don’t get the fuel allowance so they can’t afford to turn the ‘leccy on. That’s a saving in consumption to start with.
There will be no industry left soon so they won’t need any power. More saving.
There will be enough ‘leccy cars going up in flames no body will drive anywhere. More saving.
Finally if there are no jobs to go to there will be no need to use ‘leccy getting there. Katching. And the Millipod gets a bacon sarnie as a reward.
ps. I was told that smart metres can be made to work the other way and that all the battery cars connected and on charge can be used as a power supply back into the grid.
Brrrr mornin’
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You were told right Triton mate. This is regarded (by politicians at least) as one of the main advantages of getting us all in EVs. Imagine you manage to get your EV home with 1% left in the battery by coasting on all the downhill sections and switching off the lights, windscreen wipers and the heater etc. and with a sigh of relief you plug it in and go to bed. In the morning you find the battery is only part-charged because during the night it was used to power up the grid. Unless they hung on to their proper cars your neighbours are in the same position. It seems to me it’s equivalent to waking in the middle of the night, looking outside and seeing some cunt syphoning the petrol out of your tank.
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Good work Keir, 138 days since you got the keys to number 10 and we now have the threat of the Russians going all out in Europe. Fucking epic statesmanship you cunt.
I hope Vlad sticks a sizeable nuclear warhead up your baggy arsehole.
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I’ve got my 🔦 and a good supply of 🔋and loads of 🕯️ for when the 🥓 man’s revolution goes all ⬇️wards … still I suppose loads of families won’t need to shout ‘switch off that light, I’m not made of money’ ⏰it’s ticking 😩
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I’m not worried.
I’ve been practicing for the inevitable power cuts by sitting on my settee for three hours with a black(tm) binbag over my head.
Take that Miliband you laughable little cunt.
Good morning.
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another reason why not to abandon petrol and diesel vehicles
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Keep your tank topped, sit in the car with the heater on and listen to the radio 👍
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In other words, an admission that Sillibland’s obsession is doomed to fail so sit in the dark twiddling your thumbs every night.
Another monumental cock up incoming.
These hapless cunts can’t get anything right can they ?
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The only cunts who should be affected by any power cunts are Khans people, London.
Just turn off London, soon see a change of direction.
PS, it’s a bit chilly today, I might have to put the heating on and a pair of socks.
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Brilliant solution Mr Sick – cut off the Khan Kunt’s evil empire, then sit back and enjoy the riots.
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Kweer fucked up a lot quicker than even I would have given him credit for – but what do you expect, some bank teller as chancellor pretending she was an economist – a cretinous arsehole as your energy secretary, a raving n!g-nog as foreign secretary, a mincing, limp-wristed, over-made-up poof as your health secretary a Mrs Slocombe look-a-like as your Transport Secretary a little midget for your home secretary and an old worn out trollop as your deputy – and there – at the top of it that little shit Rodders.
They are a total joke – the only problem is that you will find nobody laughing
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Not exactly a dream team is it.
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Good news – if you are easily deluded, Darren Jones, the four eyed motherfucker \at the Treasury, helping to prop up Rachel From Accounts, has said today that the rise in inflation (steeper than was forecast) is “good news”:
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/treasury-chief-insists-inflation-figures-are-good-news-despite-sharpest-increase-in-two-years/vi-AA1uqo3g#:~:text=Treasury%20Chief%20Secretary%20Darren%20Jones%20insisted%20the%20latest,in%20the%20rate%20of%20inflation%20for%20two%20years.
He must have had his brain removed – if he ever had one.
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Don’t worry WC, Rachel from Complaints will sort it all out.
She identifies as an Economist don’t you know, and in the Wacky World of Make Believe that means she’s, well, an Economist.
Incidentally I have a First Aid Certificate and I’m a dab hand at sticking on a plaster on a cut.
So I’m a Cardiac Surgeon.
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Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
I have every faith in Ed Millipede to see us through any energy crisis.
Afternoon all.
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Eat batteries.
🔋🪫🔋
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