Tributes are left outside the hotel where Liam Payne, former One Direction band member, was found dead after he fell from a third-floor hotel room balcony, in Buenos Aires, Argentina October 18, 2024. REUTERS/Tomas Cuesta
is a cunt.
Had thought that the death of this no balls would have attracted comment from honourable members but not as far as I can see (I am often wrong). The now mega out of proportion howls of anguish from the meejah brain drool have continued as news daily since the actual event on Oct 16th. To recap the pop star (so called) with an outfit name of One Direction fell/was pushed from a third floor hotel balcony early AM (Oct 16th) in Buenos Aires Argentina and deceased from multiple injuries. Post mortem reveals quantities of drugs and alcohol in his system plus a police search which revealed more quantities of drugs and alcohol in his trashed hotel room. What a surprise (too bad, never mind).
Now customary outpouring of grief and tributes from usual suspects continues to lead the news – Elton John, Prince Edward, Cheryl Cole, Ed Sheeran, Robbie Williams and similar end of life celebs riding the wave of grief jacking to perk up their failing careers stuck in Declining Celebrity Hell. To compound the pathetic BBC News/Sky News/ITN et set up 24hr feeds of fans queuing up outside the Death Hotel to pay respects and take selfies on the piece of now iconic pavement upon which Liam got splattered. Would not mind one myself but cannot be arsed to go to Argentina (there’s a song title in there somewhere). Also reported that Liam, as well as being pissed and drugged up, was depressed due to the record company being reluctant to extend his contract.
Pissed, drugged up and depressed. A contemporary opera of life. You only go in one direction Liam.
A typically unvarnished account of the death featuring photos of the hotel room from our friends in Aus.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.
He was taking pink cocaine, supposedly. Which is not cocaine at all, but a blend of Ketamine, MDMA and usually some some sort of unregulated chınky lab amphetamine.
No wonder he died, the worthless bellend.
Make/grow/extract your own drugs Liam, you knob!
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A bit late to offer him advice Thomas🤭
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I dunno Jill, there’s always reincarnation.
Knowing his luck he will come back as a lemming.
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Not familiar with the doctrine of reincarnation and Khama but I believe people don’t usually come back as the same thing (a lemming). He may come back as a bed bug or as a Pediculus humanus capitis (head lice).
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Someone must’ve said who are you ? Then we knew he was only going in one direction.
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Indeed…down at 9.81 m/s2.
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Good afternoon Thomas.
A quick calculation elicited by your post.
For a free-falling object, we know that V^2 = U^2 + 2AS, where:
V = final velocity
U = initial velocity
A = Acceleration due to gravity = 9.81m/s^2
S = Distance travelled.
So, if we assume his initial vertical velocity was zero (when he slipped from the balcony) and the distance travelled (3 storeys = around 10 metres), neglecting any slight reduction in speed due to air resistance, we have
V = sqrt (2 x 9.81 x 10)
V = 14 m/s.
Therefore in old money, which will be more familiar to most on this esteemed forum, he was travelling at around 31 mph when he kissed the Argentinian concrete below.
I bet the poor addled sod resembled a Mary Berry fruit compote.
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The really sickening part of this saga is the omission of the British press to reveal the whole story.
Who in their right mind would get pissed on top of drugs if they were in a hotel room on the nth floor?
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I couldn’t give a fart, never mind a shite.
Anyway, who was he?
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Part of a talent free zone.
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So a quick question Argentina, we keep the Falklands you keep Liam? OK we throw in “literally” Adele and sheeran.
I’m surprised labour didn’t try to bury some bad news that day.
Like the new carbon capture unicorns they bought or how every illegal with get a free translation parrot.
Still guarantees a Christmas number one for one direction.
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There is something tragic about such a young man (or woman) dying, when they haven’t committed a murder themselves. The trouble with being in a boy band when you are well into your twenties, is that you still have the money – and the time – to be prey to vultures of all sorts. They are bored and they experiment in all sorts of ways, sadly with drugs it is a slippery slope to destruction. Nothing that extreme, but when I first left the RN, I drank too much, for a time, because the framework of my life up to then had been dismantled, so I understand how you can become attached to things it would better not to be. If, like this pop singer you have an addictive personality, it adds to the danger. Luckily for me I had my baby son to consider, so I was able to stop myself in time. But I could easily have become a piss artist. That is just my experience.
It seems, from all I have read, that this man was being plied with drugs by staff at his hotel. He was very generous, and spent the day before his death donating large sums to good causes, and no doubt the staff thought that he would be equally generous to them, and they helped to kill him. I wouldn’t like that on my conscience.
Yes he helped to destroy himself, but others around him helped with that destruction.
It must be terrible for his parents to be helpless in such a situation.
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Who gives a toss ? He did obviously. The last time he tossed himself off.
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Made for a good story as far as the vampires of the MSM were concerned.
The drug addled fellow will now no doubt have his music contract renewed given his post mortem popularity.
That’s show business!
Good morning.
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Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimmi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Marc Bolan, Liam Payne, there is a conspiracy in there somewhere…
Vote DJT.
Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning…I see Harrison ‘the check cleared’ Ford came out in support of the Karamel-koloured kunt.
Amongst many other leftie actor jerks.
Hopefully Hollywood burns and they’re left destitute.
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Han solo backing blabber the butt.
He would of shot it in star wars.
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Does a senile old bastard’s support not trigger an anti reaction in a retional mind? .. not that waiting around for your favourite ‘sleb to tell you who to vote for is an intellectually charged move in the first place …
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*rational
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Was that his only hit ? Laughable.
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I had never heard of him, except in death. Then I heard of nothing else but him for all of the following week.
Obviously an anguished soul should who could not cope with the ups and downs of fame and success. i read a piece in The Telegraph blaming Simon Cowell. Cowell is a twat but I can’t see how he is to blame? He gave this warbler a chance and the prospect of a wealthy, glittering career. It’s not Cowell’s fault that the ungrateful twit wasn’t up to it and decided to ruin his charmed life with drugs.
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I still don’t know who the fuck it is. When you said he’s been dead a week, I pissed myself laughing.
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I must’ve been listening to Wagner’s Ring Cycle.
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This guy will only ever be known for dying. Even then I think he will be forgotten. Rather than singing, he should have presented himself on Britain’s Got Cunts as a psychotic drug addled freak who likes wrecking hotel rooms and leaving drug detritus all over the place. Would have been more truthful and entertaining than his singing.
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Apparently he’d been listening to a mix of sheerhan/eilish/smith/capaldi songs and it was them that sent him over the top ⬇️….one can only take so much 😩
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Must’ve thought he was going up in the world.
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Some cunts will do anything to get noticed.
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Did he check to see if the dustbin men were on strike?
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Call me old-fashioned but didn’t people used to throw telly’s out of the window after trashing their hotel room in a drug and alcohol fuelled bender?
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Yes, a telly and a plant pot, some gaff in Cologne, Germany, a ‘re-arranged’ room at the Movenpick Hotel in Zurich . The manager of the Zurich one stated that bands won’t be welcome there in future.
I introduced myself again 2 years later on a different tour.
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Never heard of him until he came down from his drug fest, now and without having any interest I know….
He was a member of some shit band and was apparently the least talented of said shit band
He had a pup with Cheryl Cole
That’s it.
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Lianne Payne
May clouds of cherub carry you to the embrace of the almighty .
RIP
I’m still mourning if you don’t mind.😡
He was like the son I never met
Or paid maintenance for..
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It’s not over until the fat lady sings was the applicable proverb in many situations historically.
Idle for a few minutes (on the bowl, thanks for asking!) just now, .. I checked for something online after reading the nom .. and there it was/is .. (below, bottom). 😡
*New* saying as of now : It’s not over ’til some fucking cunt(s) use it as a gofundme excuse…..
(From The Sun) :
A KIND-HEARTED One Direction fan has launched a fundraiser in Liam Payne’s name for a charity which was close to his heart.
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As for the story corpse? .. Just a stupid cunt that died with no dignity. (If) the MSM don’t condemn it thus, vacuum-headed little cunts won’t take away any lesson from it. Which I don’t care about, but still…
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If you are gonna commit suicide try to leave a pretty corpse.
Face planting from the third floor is not advisable.
Unless your Ian hislop or Jo brand.
You Never know.
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Indeed, all the darlings and queenies of the music industry are tripping over themselves to slag off and bite the hand that feeds and is an ironic twist, want to be seen and heard.
While it is true that music producers, labels, promoters, etc. make a fat wad off the success of silly boy and girl bands, the reality is these wannabee cunts want it – never hear any of them saying at the beginning of their careers “Nah, think I’ll pass because I am worried about having too much money fame and then getting on it with the old marching powder and liquor”.
He wasn’t ruined by the industry, no one put a gun to his head and told him he had to do it or they would go after his family, no sir!
It’s a bit late, becuase you’re gone, but take fucking ownership for your own fuck ups.
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The silly cunt.
In rock heaven he sees Elvis, “you?”, “heart attack on the crapper, cowboy” then Kurt Cobain, “cleaning my shotgun dude”. John Lennon wakes up on his beanbag, “I wrote Imagine”.
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John Lennon. ‘At least I’m away from fucking Yoko’.
Brian Jones. ‘Are those old cunts still dragging the Stones name around the world?’
John Bonham. ‘Can’t get a fucking drink up here.’
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His parents must’ve been fucking themselves stupid to make him and this is the thanks they get.
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Never heard of the cunt until he fell off a balcony, pissed. Turns out he was a Cowelised karaoke mimer and dancer. Up there with Holly, Hendrix, Otis and so on. An outstanding talent.
I will miss him.
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Looks like he `splat` with his girlfriend in a permanent way.
Ich liebe Wassermelonen.
🍉
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So do I.
🍉
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OT, but … “remember, remember the 5th of November !”
Unfortunately, they’ve banned nearly all fireworks so I guess the scrotes will just have to light matches and burn each others` houses down as per usual.
🧨
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You look a bit singed yourself Sam. You shouldn’t play with matches you know.
Happy Papist Burning Day.
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We wuz revolutionaries and shiet
https://images.app.goo.gl/RkD8GDiDiJhu5GMbA
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A prolific speed reader, 3 storeys in 5 seconds.
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I make it around 1.4s using S= 1/2at^2.
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So famous and such an influence of the world of music that half the planet didn’t have a clue who he was and the other half simply didn’t give a shit.
Meanwhile, back in the real world. Donny Tango looks likely to win the US election.
Can’t wait to see Lammy’s face if he does.
Meeting the leader of the free world, who you called a “Neo nazi sociopath” is going to be uncomfortable for the fat racist moron.
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If it happens, this will be outstanding. More egg on the Stasimer Commies face.
Although I doubt the thick buffoon Lammy will even realise how much he’s fucked up, he’s so out of his depth.
Like the rest of them.
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I had never heard of this cunt until the jokes started flying, then forgot about him again.
Until some cunt had to bring him up again……
WHO WAS HE?
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Simon Cowell’s cock puppet.
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