Dead Pool [338]

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Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 337 by picking the veteran voice actress from the Archers June Spencer who has died at the ripe old age of 105 following a 79 long career .Spencer was the last original cast member of the Archers first appearing in the Pilot in 1950 and then from the Shows continuous start on New Years Day 1951.She appeared in the show on and off (but mostly on) over 72 years until retiring in 2022 aged 103 when she moved into a care home.She played former Landlady and former Socialist turned fierce Social Conservative Peggy Woolley (formerly Peggy Archer) for most of that time however had a 9 year break when she had children and her role was taken over by the late Thelma Rogers however Spencer returned to the role in 1962 for another 50 years.She played voiced Rita Flynn however during some of those years on the Programme. She is survived by her family who announced she died peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of this morning.Current editor of The Archers Jeremy Howe described her today as “The Queen of Ambridge” following news of her death.

On to Dead Pool 338

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [338]”

  11. Well 2024 has been a bumper year for me and the Deadpool. I’ve bagged about 5.
    Anyhoo.
    Caren Marsh Doll
    Richard Chamberlain
    Noddy Holder
    Cleo Laine
    Valerie Singleton.

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  16. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Sandy Gall
    Julie Andrews

    Many congratulations Lord B.

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  20. 105 marvellous, even living in a fictional rural setting adds to your longevity.
    Though I imagine the archer’s is chock full of ethnics now.

    With the villages population being enriched Daily.

    Though while I’m here.
    David lammy- jaffa cake poisoning.
    Angela rayner- septic shock from a unwashed dildo.
    Rachel reeves- laptop electrocution while changing her Wikipedia page.
    Ed milliband- falling solar panel.
    Rodney starmer- brain aneurism from all the lies his told.

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  21. Zelensky, too much money and wanted
    Net and Yahoo, not by Trump though
    Rod Stewart
    Non Prince Andrew
    Misfortunate Prince Harry

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  22. Norman Tebbit
    Norman Lamont
    Norman Foster
    Greg Norman
    Chris Norman (Smokie’s lead singer)

    Not seen so many Normans since 1066.

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  25. Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Stuart Hall
    Kipchoge “Kip” Keino*
    *Kenyan Olympic (x 2) & Commonwealth (x 3) gold medalist 1968 / 1972 and 1966 / 1970.

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