Now, this is an observation and I have no link, although I’ll try to find summat suitable, Admin.
When did people start decorating their house for Halloween at all, never mind at the end of September?
Why is it OK to leave Halloween decorations up until after Bonfire night, only to replace them with Christmas decorations?
There’s about a dozen houses on my dog walking route who have outside lights/illuminated deers/Santa’s in the front gardens. Window decorations and inside lit-up trees, too.
What comes after Christmas, pink hearts for Valentines, dancing eggs/chicks for Easter?
When does it stop?
With a Wicker Man, perhaps?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Since moving from my mud hut to the UK I actively try to embrace the native culture …
https://i.imgur.com/QT9mr.jpeg
🧑🏿🎄
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I’m saying SAD BASTARDS.Get a grip.
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There is a lady in her late eighties who loves Christmas whose outside Christmas lights outside go up in November. She gets a free pass. The rest or the tossers in the supporting link. Get a life you sad cunts.
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Don’t bother with whimsical offerings. Think More on the lines of meaningful interests, such as summer & winter solstices and the four seasons. Besides the sun and moon that controls us all.
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I fucking hate Christmas so I don’t bother with any decorations.
Turkey?
Stick it up your dirt box.
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Merry xmas, Arty.
🎁
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Get a grip Sam 😂
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Don’t you like mince pies Artie?
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Near where I live several sad cunts put their decorations up on November 6th, no doubt to mollify little Tristram and Jacasta who are so disappointed fireworks night was last night and they have nothing to look forward to till the school Xmas Concert in mid December.
Why do the fuckers wish time away?. As you get older there is less time and it goes far too quickly. If they are that bored why don’t they go and buy the latest bonkbuster from Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited – Yvette’s Prison Gang Bang with Pixieballs, featuring a dozen illegal immigrants. She had a sore arse and walked bow-legged for weeks after we finished filming that, because of retakes due to having to tidy her up after the creampies.
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Nowt as queér as folk
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I have to admit that I have a facecunt account, only to access a local neighbourhood group, it is useful for exchange of information.
Last year some silly cunt posted, what date do people put up Christmas decorations, I was very tempted to reply ‘do you ask what time of the day you should have a shit’…. I think I would have been banned.
Along with the useful stuff there is an awful lot of crap and definitely some very stupid people.
Back to the general theme, I don’t give a fuck about when people put up various decorations, I am more concerned about all the awareness months, puffs pride runs into black history runs into Islamophobia month. Just wait, it won’t be long before blasphemy will be punishable under British law, not Christianity obviously.
Some P cunt in the HoC today asking for a law against desecration of religious texts, meaning the Koran.
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There already is a law against desecration of religious texts, and all other books for that matter.
You can’t just walk into a library, bookstore, temple, church or mosque and start ripping up books.
You would be charged with criminal damage.
If you own a book of any sort then as your property you can do what the fuck you want with it.
Seems like the cunt wants a step towards Sharia law.
Who other than a Muslim would own a copy of the Koran?
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Burn all of them 🔥🔥🔥(Korans)
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The religious text is just the start, the end point will be any criticism or perceived criticism of Islam.
I agree the cunts want Sharia to be on par or above UK law.
The only answer from the government should be ‘fuck off’ but with Kweer in charge we could well be fucked.
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I think ours are going up at the weekend, nothing over the top just a few outside sparklies and a fake tree, the wife likes it so i have no problem with it, although the sky q box is a bit jammed up with christmas films so i had to remove emmanuelle, beneath the valley of the ultra vixens, porkies, car trouble and all the confessions films, but hey ho.
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Did anyone see Confessions of a CuntEngine before it was banned?
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That movie already exists, GT.
It’s called ‘A Serbian Film’.
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Has anyone started their Christmas shopping yet? I have.
Mrs Twatt is something of a bookworm, and perusing Waterstone’s shelves yesterday I found the ideal thing for her – a box set of three classics.
Entitled ‘Great Works of Fiction’, it comprises Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights and Rachel Reeves’s CV.
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I have, bought a few things from the Cats Protection Catalogue.
Rachel Reeves CV will be the Christmas best seller 👍
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I say make the most of it, another 4 years of labour and peaceful cock nosher Rodney and the only celebrating we will be doing is eid, and kissing the carpet 5 times a day..
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I’m sure Excellent Leader 2TK will put together a task force at enormous expense to tell us when to decorate the Christmas Tree..
and when to pray to mecca.
“All I want for Christmas is a new turban”..
Cunts for Santa’s Festive Oven.
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Twice cooked Unkle
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That bloated, ugly pig calls itself an influencer, influencing people of the perils of stuffing your piehole incessantly ?
Lip up fatty.
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Every year the missus panics.
“We haven’t got a tree yet!”😮
And every year I wait till the rush has finished and I get a tree for half what I would the week before.
I like Christmas 🎄
The food, drink, twinkling fairy lights, films etc.
And singing carols in my lovely singing voice.
I’m definitely on Father Christmas ‘s good list as I’ve been extra good this year.
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Ps
Nice to see Batman smacking his bitch up in the header pic.
Go on Bruce!!!
Fuck him up.
The little whore.
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I’ve nicked that header pic and put it on my WhatsApp profile…😆
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It’s a cracker!
( thanks, Admin)
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I like the fairy lights, festive food and drink, too.
Just not on the 6th November.
My tasteful Festive wreath goes up on Christmas Eve, and gets put away on the 27th December, bloody dust magnet!
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Don’t be a miserable set of cunts FFS there’s little left of anything worth celebrating these days 🎅….so you want me and the crew out on our ears and trecking the frozen tundra for ever as other festivities from other cultures take over ….Eid Mubarak to you all ☪️ ho fucking ho, come on 🦌🦌🦌🦌 they want us out 😩
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That’s exactly right.
No point whining about British values being eroded then not celebrating Christmas 🎄
Rub their fucking faces in it.
That Richard Dawkins cunt?
I’d demand he pulled my cracker!
And wear a paper crown.
That moaning Black fucker Shola mos shogbimimu?
” Come on chocolate drop have a feel inside my sack!”
It’s a white Christmas 🎄
They don’t want you celebrating it, so do it.
Eat drink be merry,
And fuck em in the name of baby jesus.
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I’ve noticed ‘Happy Holidays!’ creeping in, presumably so as not to offend other religions’ sensibilities. It’s either ‘Merry Christmas’ or fuck off. Ps re decorations its holly, pine, dried orange and candles about a week before the 25th. I’m old skool
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Anyone wishes you
“Happy holidays!”
Say ” get fucked. It’s Christmas.
I’m a Englishman not a placcy yank .”
Tis idiots like this that are helping our culture go extinct.
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