Manchester City FC (5)

are cunts.

One game against a proper and capable rival, and they show their true colours.
All this ‘Pep’s a genius’ and the ‘Superteam’ nonsense is shown to be the load of cobblers it really is.

The minute things go against them and things don’t go their way, and it’s toys well and truly thrown out of the Gorton Globetrotters pram.

The Berties got roughed up a bit and Arsenal did play for time. But what’s all this shit about ‘Dark Arts’? It’s a game of football, not a Kenneth Anger film.Cunts like Kyle Walker and Bernardo Silva crying like big girls. And Erling Haaland has been shown up as the petulant tantruming shithouse he really is. Like father, like son.

These bluenose knobs think that this Arsenal team is hard and a bunch of bullies? I would love to see Pep’s primadonnas up against the 70s Leeds side featuring Bremner, Giles, Big Jack Charlton, Lorimer and the rest of them. They’d be crying after the first two minutes.

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Nominated by Norman

65 thoughts on “Manchester City FC (5)

  1. Haaland is wasted at Manchester City, he should be used in empty houses to keep the mice away the ugly petulant bastard. I can’t abide Manchester City and particularly Guardiola. Always gone to clubs with bottomless pits of money, sits on the chair like a spoilt brat when things don’t go his way. They’ve ruined football now, just about money. It’s so boring it’s untrue. And why haven’t they been punished for Financial irregularities? Funny that.

  2. Dirty Leeds….I couldn’t possibly comment 😂…but go on then 🙄….nearly every team back then could dish it out, simply because the game was physical and blood and thunder with no quarter given or expected…it’s what the footy fan paid for after grafting all week, each side giving their all with plenty of skill thrown in on atrocious pitches to boot! today’s pansies wouldn’t last with half the women back then even 😩…great era sadly gone👍

    • Nobby Stiles, Norman “bite yer leg” Hunter, Tommy “iron man” Smith, Ron “chopper” Harris ……

      After retirement, one of them, can’t remember who, said

      “I liked to get the first good tackle done in the first 5 mins and then they’d spend the next 85 worrying about the next one”

      Not quite the same now is it ?

    • That Leeds side could play though.

      Giles was a superb playmaker. Bremner was a general. Sniffer Clarke was a predator. Big Jack was a colossus. Lorimer had a shot like a cannon.

      And I relished the MUFC vs LUFC rivarly. No love lost and no quatrter asked or given. Just as it should be.

      • @norm….well i might be biased with that statement, but ffs yeah we could dish it out but we took plenty in return… and you are 100% correct..we could play, players from that era have said that leeds were the best club side back then..peter osgood, frank mclintock,rod marsh to name a few …as for the mu/lu games yep they certainly warmed you up!

  3. Well, my team Wolves have to play them next.
    The way we’re playing at present, I can’t see us doing the rest of the division a favour.
    Beating them in the League Cup final seems a very long time ago now.

  4. Vastly overrated and all.
    The late 60s to late 70s City were a better side.

    The likes of Barnes. Tueart, Owen, Donachie, Corrigan, Hartford, Royle.
    And, of course, the Lee Bell Summerbee trio.

    That team did play with a swagger and wasn’t full of hired mercenaries.

    ‘But… But Pep’s a great manager’.

    Leave off. Guardiola has inherited two excellent teams (Barcelona and Bayern), and he bought one at Man City. If he had to inherit a bombed out ground or a skint or strugging club – just like Sir Matt, Cloughie or Shanks did – then I just might take it seriously. Bury FC could have won the Premier League with all the oil money the Berties have spunked in the last 14 years.. City are a footbal anomaly. Like what happened with Blackburn Rovers in 1995, only for a longer period. Without the petrodollars they would be where they usually were. In a relegation dogfight.

      • If you made my mum the manager of Man Blue and gave her the same amount of money, she’d win as many trophies as that bald Spanish turd. They are owned by a country.

    • Will you remember Stan Crowther, Norman. He was the image of Harpo Marx’s. He used to slap kids round the head if they missed behaved and didn’t stand in an orderly queue when waiting for his autograph.

      • My dad told me about Stan Crowther, Sammy. A proper hard bastard by all accounts. My dad said he saw Stan twat some annoying pisshead in a pub . Stan apparently got a snooker cue and simply decked the cunt.

        My favourite hardman was Jim Holton.

    • Yes. United where the last great team in Manchester to win everything on merit from the boardroom to the players on the pitch, without any fiddling going on with oil money.

  5. I’ve heard it said that a lot of light blue diehards would actually like the real Man City back.

    I kind of know what they mean.

    Afternoon all.

    • Ricky Hatton is one of those blues who prefers the City of old.

      Whereas Noel Gallagher laps up the Abu Dhabi circus and licks Pep arse.

      • Hi Norman & Ron,
        The Gallagher Gits will jump on any success, whereas Ricky knows all about the canvas.

      • I know what you mean Norman.

        I’m quite lucky. The Villa we’ve got doesn’t feel alien to our tradition. We might never win owt but I think that we can give it a real go, and I feel that we’ve not forsaken our heritage.

  6. Great Nom Norman. I agree.

    Fuck Man Citeh. Guardiola is a Dago. Oasis are a pile of cunt. I remember when they were a proper footie team – Frannie Lee, Colin Bell, Alan Oakes, Willie Donachie… Brilliant. As a nipper I had them all in among my bubble gum card collection. Along with Batman, wartime atrocities, and The Man From UNCLE. Who would win a face off between Illya Kuryakin and Colin Bell? A burning question in the mind of a hyperactive eight year old boy!

    • Bell was a great player. A gentleman too. Went to his restaurant in Whitefield many times. The Bell Waldron (in partnership with ex-Burnley defender Colin Waldron) was a great place to go. And Colin Bell was a great bloke,

      I remember the Granada TV series The Dustbinmen. Graeme Haberfield (Jerry Booth in Coronation Street) played the mad City loving bin man who was obsessed with Colin Bell. And Graeme and the other three Dustbinmen stars opened the restaurant for the two Colins.

      The end of this episode was filmed at Maine Road in 1969. A different world.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DUq2uuI0Bc

      That was a great time for Manchester football. They had Bell, Lee, Booth, Summerbee, Oakes. We had Charlton, Law, Kidd, Best, Morgan. Stiles.

    • Those cards were ace, Twenty.

      Daleks, Thunderbirds, Space 1999, Star Trek and the original Star Wars. Think I still have the 1977 Star Wars cards somewhere.

  7. PS That should be “an hyperactive eight ear old boy”. I don’t want you to think I was dragged up!

  8. Fuck City. Arsenal held them with 10 men at their own ground. I was indifferent to city before this match but the bullshit from Pep and that giant Tranny mong Haaland have put my back up.

  9. That shirt that lass has (nearly) got on…

    That badge was bizarre. Totally odd. Where the fuck did the phoenix like bird thing come from? And what the frig were those three stars for? Three decades without a trophy? Three consecutive relegations?

    It does take you back to those days though. Kevin Keegan, Richard Dunne, Klingon Lescott, Trevor fucking Sinclair. God, they were shit back then.

  10. Fuck Manchester City and fuck Guardiola.

    That cunt with his tiki taka poofery, has helped turn the game into some sort gentrified, one size fits all snooze fest.

    As for City, they were fuck all before the oil money and anybody who knows the game knows that they are fake and their achievements tainted.

    That bird in the photo is stunning.

    • They have ruined the game. A tiki taka 200 passes borefest.

      Wingers are now virtually extinct. All that zonal marking and false nine bollocks. Granted. Aguero was a great talent. But he’s the only modern City player I have any time for.

  11. Even if the financial regulations judgement was tomorrow (all 115 charges), imagine all the clubs/ players/sacked managers et cetera who’ve been affected by it? Six years and not a sniff of an ending in sight. Saudi Arabia must be running out of brown envelopes.

    “In sight”? Silly me. It’s all behind closed doors.

    • The managers they have had since Big Mal’s final stint at Maine Road and the arrival of the Arabs, Captain.

      John Bond
      John Benson
      Billy McNeill
      Jimmy Frizzel
      Mel Machin
      Tony Book
      Howard Kendall .
      Peter Reid
      Brian Horton
      Alan Ball
      Asa Hartford
      Steve Coppell
      Phil Neal
      Frank Clark
      Joe Royle
      Kevin Keegan
      Stuart Pearce
      Sven-Göran Eriksson
      Mark Hughes

  12. So pop guacamole doesn’t like teams to defend against him.. it’s your job to break them down baldy..

    And I can’t help noticing earwig haaland is morphing into greta thundercat, especially with those pigtails.

    Though I imagine that albinos carbon footprint would make greta rather angry.

  13. As Mikel Arteta stated, the last time Arsenal went down to 10 men at the Etihad and still tried to attack they got destroyed 5-0….. he would have been a total moron to repeat that. Also, pretty suspect that the referee was Michael Oliver who has a regular ref gig in the Middle East and is statiscally proven to be a cunt to Arsenal…..

    Also, Pep couldn’t deal with this Arsenal? He would have cacked himself trying to breakdown the old defence that had Dixon, Adams, Bould, Winterburn with the likes of Keown and O’Leary as backup.

    I don’t rate Pep – he inherited a Barcelona team that had Zambrotta (World Cup winner), Puyol, Marquez, Yaya Toure, Xavi (cunt), Iniesta (baby-head cunt), Messi (bastard), Henry and Eto’o….. any useless twat could have collected up trophies with ease with that team.

    • We are of course talking about men’s football here, not wimminz? There are two teams out there today. We have to get things right these days. Only asking.

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