There seems to be a proliferation of BBC or BBC-related nominations, which is rather interesting, and so I would like to thrown my pfennig into this – but with a slight twist: I propose a little competition within this nomination to see who can identify the next BBC presenter who disgraces themselves in whatever disgusting fashion before being barred from showbusiness forever as they seem be dominating this area of filth and sleaze of late (apart from the bumboy Phil Schofield, of course). Seems to be a prerequisite for the job.
My nominations/wish list are …
Danny Sebastian (me neither – see link)
Lenny Henry
Naga Munchetty
Clive Myrie
Jeremy Vine
Nadiya Hussain
The rest are just overpaid hypocritical narcissists.
But I`m sure you can do better.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pets & Schadenfreude.
Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüber.
Hope it’s that black raspberry in the header pic.
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Spazros?
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Thomas @
Bet when he wheeled up the folks at the Beeb thought all their Christmases had come at once?
Put him in a frock and he’d tick every box.
The Messiah
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Bring back Six Five Special with Josephine Douglas, Pete Murray and Don Lang and his Frantic Five.
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At this point, no self-respecting fellow should even watch the BBC.
I watch it for snooker and that’s literally it.
Everything else is infested with tran§bummery and darkıe-worship.
Any cunter who hasn’t cancelled their telly licence ought to do so, choke the commie cunts of funds.
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I like the snooker too.
There are dozens of retired players that are both knowledgeable and articulate.
But as presenters of any tournament they are ignored in favour of some daft women who ask nonsensical questions like….. “So how do you think the players will be feeling before the game?”
“Who do you think will win?”…… Etc.
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Things haven’t been the same since the delectable Michaela Tabb retired;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yscd_kt0-Lk
She could have chalked my cue anytime
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Afternoon, Artful,
I second this. The “wimminz fing” is the primary reason I cancelled Sky Sports F1. The second was that it’s daylight fucking robbery.
I don’t mind Bernie Collins given she worked as a strategist for a Formula 1 team. She’s got some good insights. But that spade woman (Naomi someone?) and Danica Patrick are just there to tick boxes because… one’s a spade woman, and the other one’s a woman.
They add absolutely fuck all, and that’s saying something given how much I’d love to strangle that corpulent shit, ‘Crofty’.
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Sob story teller Monty Don, bleating about the death of his dogs Nigel and Nell.
It won’t look too good for Monty when it’s revealed that he fucked them both to death.
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As far as I am concerned Geordie, old Monty is the acceptable face of the BBC. Mrs. Wanksock refers to him as “natures natural moisturiser”. I can’t think what she is referring too.
Any bloke who is unaffected by the death of his dog is a complete and utter cunt.
PS It is not often I disagree with you.
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Tell you who seems nice,
That Gary Lineker.
Down to earth, knowledgeable,
He used to play football and sell crisps you know?
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And he is black, though he doesn’t like to talk about that.
It brings back bad memories of when he was pursued through the streets of Leicester by the klan.
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His dad had (has?) a stall on Leicester market. Nice bloke, how he had this gobby black bastard is a mystery.
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Hi Mis,
Heer Leikner has already sold his sole to the devil.
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Hard to say who the next transgressor may be, but as sure as God made little apples, there’s another wrong ‘un lurking somewhere in the shadows at the Beeb. It’s just a matter of time before the next scandal breaks.
The whole culture of the place seems toxic.
Morning all.
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Well Wessie Streeting is there often enough “popping into makeup”
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Great nom mein fuhrer!
I think your choice of Lenny Henry is a good one; this bloke has zero talent and I never could understand how he managed to get where he is today, the useless white-baiting cunt.
As for choosing my own list, there are so many wankers to pick from it could take months. Remember Frank Bough? (as a young schoolkid I thought it hilarious that his surname sounded like slang for a fart) – he wasn’t a peter file but he did like regular trips to brothels for a good spanking, the dirty old cunt!
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I heard Frank Bough give an after dinner speech once.
Every one of his jokes would have embarrassed Mr Cunt Engine.
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Who doesn’t?
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Good old Frank.
Mr Comfortable in his jumper, until it all crashed around his ears in I988, with accusations of Frank (clad in women’s undies) attending coke parties with prossies. In I992, it was stated that he was a regular at the sex dungeon of a certain Madame Charlotte, a rubber clad dominatrix, and he was pictured leaving the place.
It’s fair to say that our Frank was up for it. ‘It was a brief but appalling period in my life… a brief episode I regret’ he whined later.
Mmm… doesn’t sound so brief to me. Or appalling come to that.
My abiding memory of Frank is of him slobbering lasciviously at the sight of ’99 Red Balloons’ singer Nena on some show or other.
Par for the course on the Beeb.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13024700/frank-bough-dead-age-87-scandal-marred-glittering-career/
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Hordes of BBC presenters seem to be in the States at the moment, covering the election at the licence payers expense. In my book this cannot be justified. They have people on the ground over there full time who are 100% up to date with what is happening. This is no more than a jolly for these autocue readers and I’ve heard it described as “bigfooting”. One of the biggest beneficiaries until recent times was our old friend Huw Edwards, now off the scene thank god. On last night’s news we were treated amongst other items to Marianna Spring the CV forger interviewing an internet influencer in Florida and a sooty news-reader doing a piece which consisted mainly of a puff for the driverless taxi in which he was travelling.
Fuck ’em all.
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Anyone who pays a license fee to Bastards Bothering Children deserves anything that happens to them because they are without a doubt a plutonium grade cunt of galactic proportions
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Good nom, Mein Führer. Heil to you, too!
I do love a good game of ‘Guess The Nonce’ on a Wednesday morning. Not so much presenters, but still very much associated with the BBC.
1) Ian Hislop – more wishful thinking, but I hate the smug, pontificating little twat.
2) Stephen Fry – pretty much the same as the above, but he’s a vile old ponce who thinks a bit of flouncing and using big words makes him a national treasure; have you seen his ‘husband’ who looks about 16. Vile, that. Not to mention sinister.
3) David Walliams – also sinister, wouldn’t let my kids around him. The Fuzz will have one hell of a day with his harddrive in the future, mark my words.
4) Rylan – professional cocoshunter extraordinaire. Something very wrong there. I reckon he’s up to all sorts of deviance in London Town.
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I have as much interest in the BBC as I do in Al Jazeera, both are cunts promoting the rag head cause.
I have no idea about the current crop of BBc presenters, I assume there more blick ones, more hijab ones…. Fuck them all
The spineless cunts had a chance to drain the swamp when Linekunt was suspended and the other cunts went on strike, the BBC should have sacked the fucking lot.
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Tim Allen and La-di-Da Gunner Graham Norton need to be informed that being camp isn’t a talent requiring funding by the TV taxpayer
I think Ben Fogle spends too much time learning about going off grid and fending for themselves, it’s surely in preparation for when he does a runner himself.
I’m fairly sure Colin Jackson must have some dirty laundry in his kitbag.
And surely someone will have some info on Naga before she/he transitioned…
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Naga was good as that lad in Slumdog millionaire
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I’m guessing you mean Tom Allen, I loathe that cunt for no particular reason. And I’d cheerfully kick Graham Norton to death, again for no particular reason. I don’t mind that they’re gay, it’s never been a big deal for me, but theres something about both if them.
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I think they’re a fine institution and still proudly wear my Blue Peter badge.
I got it for sending Nelson Mandela rizlas in the early 80s.
Ok they only employ child sex offenders,
But if they weren’t fannying about ballroom dancing and cooking on the screen they’d be outside schools trying to abduct kids.
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The one good thing on BBC is mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing.
I’m still amazed they haven’t tried to shoehorn a pavement ape in the show..
The only reason I can think is thay darkies swim like stones.
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The one good thing on BBC is mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing.
I’m still amazed they haven’t tried to shoehorn a pavement ape in the show..
The only reason I can think is thay dàŕkies swim like stones.
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Detectorists.
That’s good too.
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True…
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Amazing, it got commissioned considering there’s no Swartzes in it.
Couple of lesbos though.
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It was 10 years ago sam, before half the country came out as trans and self identifying as dogs..
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Hey Mme Beau,
Swartzes you say?
https://youtu.be/Wvc1I6jsPUo?si=vFMU6SBKSvczGOu3
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I literally hate the cunts. Do they really think we don’t notice their pushing of woke lefty buggery?
Naga Fucking Munchkin has to be turned off straight away before my tv gets kicked in.
She really believes she’s funny/clever/witty!.
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I think it’s high time Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd TV took over at least BBC 1. No more Strictly Come Mincing on Saturday nights – Live From The Steaming Pussycat Club for an hour of striptease at 8.00 then at 9.00 our documentary film Rubba-dubdub, where Jess Phillips, Rachel Reeves, AnalEase Dodds, Yvette Cooper and Kweer Charmer talk about their love of rubber knickers. Then to send you off to bed happy the Unexpurgated versions of some of our most cutting edge and depraved (but deeply artistic) works, presented from Thomas’s love dungeon. Dirty Ange being double penetrated would be a fine way to start Sunday morning.
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…all sound a bit tame for my perversions Boggs. Sorry mate/love/him/her/cat/dog etc etc xx
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I dimly remember seeing an advert on this disgrace of a broadcaster for a “show” about a crippled blek cunt in a wheelchair travelling the globe to tell us the same fucking thing Judith “any more gin?” Chalmers did 40 years ago..
Not only an expensive racially profiled sack of shit program but I’m almost certain the cunt had a mirror at the end of his withered foot for “upskirting”.
The wicked cunts.
Good morning.
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Perhaps we could commission a series based on that idea Terry. Carry on up the Khyber. By the way, for our fruity gentlemen viewers we have “Strictly Come Fisting” Introduced by Mandy Mandelson (duckie to see you, to see you duckie) and we will bore and depress people throughout the summer by leaking names throughout the summer warning viewers who to expect – our first list is of course Chris Bryant, Steve Reed, Peter Kyle, Wes Streeting, Luke Pollard and Lord Alli. I think the grand final is bound to be a fist-off between Alli and Wes.
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I think Tess Daley would suck the chrome off a two ball though
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Indeed,
Tess deserves a thorough examination – sadly I do not posses ladders long enough ….
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Anyone who walks into Broadcasting House is likely to be the next one of thousands to be a naughty cunt, with the statue above the entrance, that was made by the number 1 culprit for sexually assaulting his entire family, including their pet dog.
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Eric Gill was such a great typographer though. I reckon he was led astray by Lord Reith.
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They’re all like that.
Off topic
Hope fellow cunter Artful cunters ok?
Hope he owns wellies too.
Spain’s got bad floods!
51 dead.
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It was fucking biblical where I live. Sunny today though
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For me it’s Danny Sebastian. A black, Brummie pikey who sounds like his knackers have yet to drop. He will get done for nicking hub caps and scamming old ladies out of thousands for putting 5mm of tarmac on their driveways
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Thanks for the kind thoughts MNC.
We had bad storms where I live but nothing like the ‘gota frías’ which we get perhaps once or twice a year.
These are fierce tropical storms which last just a few hours.
The storms that we have just had lasted a few days.
Valencia was hit very hard.
I believe they also had a tornado.
I will be in the city on the 11th of next month.
I am sure that everything will be cleared up by then.
Today it’s sunny and warm and the local beaches are busy.
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China has the right idea about TV presenters and TV in general.
No benders.
They will have no shirt lifters as presenters or any male that is too effeminate.
Good job!
Because bum bandits and sissies are all I ever see on British telly.
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and blicks talking bollocks
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O/T
Front page of the Telegraph has a picture of Starmer with a red dot on his forehead, for a moment I thought it was laser red designated targetting, unfortunately he was with a bunch of effniks celebrating Diwali.
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@lugs….you won’t see him celebrating anything to do with this 🇬🇧…#globalistpuppet
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They are all shills.
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Where are my manners?
Happy Diwali everyone! 🙏
Ow!! Who threw that?
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Namaste Miserable!
Seen my flying naan bread?
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Claudia fucking Winkleman.
Nuff said.
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bet she’s a dirty bitch though
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Look at the sickening diversity in that photo. Affirmative action at its sickest.
Used to hate Nagging Munchausen but the more I ogle her injun milkers the harder I get.
Maitliss looks pure filth. She deffo be looking over her shoulder in the doggy position.
Fiona Bruce. Yes.
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There is a rumour that Fiona Bruce has a severe yeast infection.
I believe it.
On the rare occasions that she is off camera on The Antiques Roadshow she can be seen rushing behind the nearest bush to frantically scratch her minge.
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She probably caught from wearing Emma Peel’s cat suit which caused a camel toe
https://images.app.goo.gl/WJfdq3yjUwUNFZ2v9
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I have just looked at the nom photo.
Rarely do you see such a bad photoshop effort.
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You will probably have to buy the hi res image to get the full picture, see what I did there! 😃
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Bugger
Got my reply mixed up AC about cat suit.
Can’t see very well on phone.
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Chris Packham for me. Aside from being an eco wacko and his autism, the cunt is just not wired right. Watch this space.
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That lisping twat suggested one day Churchills statue will be replaced with one of greta thundercat..
Fill the cunts pockets with rocks and chuck into the river.
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Ps I’ll never buy my car insurance from a Swedish mòng.
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That cunt Justin Fletcher who plays Mr Tumble.
Something not right about him.
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Is anyone who is associated with auntie on the right side of anything….peado✔️
Climate worshipper ✔️
LGBTQ+++++++++✔️
Media disinformation ✔️
Trans & gender lover✔️
Immigrant welcoming ✔️
🇬🇧 Hating ✔️…..oh and a bigger set of cunts you won’t find anywhere else 👍
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Alan Shearer. Almost as smug a cunt as Lineker. Got a head that needs circumcising, slags off managers after his not so brilliant time as Newcastle boss. Micah Richard’s, stupid laughing cunt with the brains of a shallow soap dish, I basically just hate anyone on the MOTD gravy train. Also loathe Sally Nugent after she mentioned the ‘infamous’ Dam Busters raid.
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As someone pointed out Bob, she just reads out what’s on the autocue. If someone were to hack into the system and display a load of expletives on the autocue she would read it out without hesitation.
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…sausages…?
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Aaaargh I’m in moderation mode 😩…was it something I said 🥱
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