Auto correct is a ducking count.
Lettuce half a “on this wee can all agree” counting for the piece of shift known as Auto Correct.
IsaC is an on line forum. It is not the Ox cart rebate society. Most of us are not Roads scholars.
We make miss stakes. Spelling, grammar, punctuation extra, extra, extra. Miner miss stakes can be looked over and ignorant as long as wee fake our pint.
Butt ducking Auto Correct…witch is supposed to make our wives wetter…has become an ember ass meant four many.
It thinks it knows what wee want two say. Butt honestly, if yew or eye eight a bowl of alphabet soap we could shit a moor intelligent massage than some A1 auto correct pro Graham wood right four us.
Know pint in betting it too dearth. Wee all no it’s a reel pane in the ash.
If I ever meat the count who inverted auto correct, Ill tell him to his face; duck off other trucker.
Butt yew counters from the British aisles are a bit more defined and police than us Tanks, sew you wood problem ably gist tell him; Got to duck.
Nominated by : General Cuntster
Correct 😁
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It’s my suspicion that G00gles is a fucking half arsed know it all spying conglomerate cunt.
If my phone can’t remember what to type then fuck the Korean cunts and their American paymasters.
No doubt Apple is much better and my cheque is in the post.
anyway fūç/> tuëm the ar§ë80leZZ
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Autocorrect, auto-capitalisation, predictive text, keyboard dictionary, switch the whole fucking lot off permanently is the way to go. Like when I get in a different car, first thing I do is switch off the gadgets that want to control throttle, brakes, steering etc. and finally the devil’s own device, the touch screen. Fuck ’em all!
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I agree.
Auto correct and predictive text is a right Cynthia.
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Is it a Payne then?
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Sick to the back gnashers of this Liam Payne grief fest already.
The predictable shit about him being a ‘brave and beautiful soul’.
Every bugger who snuffs it gets called that now.
And ‘brave’ in what way? Brave for being rich and famous?
Brave for having birds on tap?
What the hell was brave about him?
Of course, it’s sad when anyone dies (well, almost anyone). But this grief overkill about this lad is both mawkish and ridculous.
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pissed up and likely on The Sniff.
therefore skydiving a breach of health and safety.
Good health Norman.
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Thanks Tez.
Arm is like a balloon today. Flu and Covid jabs done yesterday.
These cunts have everything on a plate, no financial worries, lives that others can only dream of. Yet these fuckers still behave as stupidly and as badly as possible. And, when they balls up, they get gushing tributes and virtual sainthoods. Whether it’s that cokehead cunt from Friends, Amy Wineskin or this One Direction person.
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Aye not wrong there mate.
Fuck Em.
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Looking on the bright side, his bird with the banging tits is back on the market.
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I am Kweer Stammer & I claim my expences.
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Dyslexia rules ko!
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Dyslexia, a real cunt of a word to spell. What were they thinking?
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I had the old t shirt back in the 80’s
ADIS
Don’t die of dyslexia
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I had the T-shirt that asked, “What does DNA stand for”?
National Dyslexia Association.
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Unless Autocorrect changes starmer to sponger, rayner to slag, reeves to thief, lammy to retard and miliband to mental then it’s completely pointless.
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@geordie….streeting to straight…😩 Maybe not 👊
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OT. I presume Ten German Bombers is now off the England playlist
And the tabloids will destroy ths Tuchel bloke if he fucks up.
One can see the headlines now….
‘Don’t Mention The VAR’
‘Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mister Tuchel’
‘The Filth And The Fuhrer’
‘They Played Like (Storm) Troopers’
‘England Blitzed Again’
‘Not The Reich Result’
Go! In Ze Name Ov Gott, Go!’
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I think it’s marvellous.
Never had a issue.
It’s there to help those with ‘issues’.
😆
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Auto correct sent me flowers and a letter saying if everyone was like me they’d be out of business
Sniff 🧐
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Holland & The Netherlands.
It`s all double-Dutch to me.
🟠
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The guy who invented autocorrect has just died…
His funfair is next Monkey.
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He’s deed?
I wonder what his tombstone will say.
Hear lyes the man who inverted auto connect. A grate count.
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I can’t understand that when I’ve obviously fucked up with my fat fingers and type ‘tge’ instead of ‘the’, the cunting thing accepts it.
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Actually, when I typed that, it did correct me, for the first time ever.
Surely evidence that my bastard phone is not only monitoring my search history etc, it’s actually reading my mind.
What a count!
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In the light of today’s news from the Middle East I typed ‘Sinwar’ and autocorrect changed it to ‘singed’.
Rather understated, in my opinion.
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They have got Jar Jar Binks 😂
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Off topic…
It is a great day Geordie.
It took us Yanks 10 years to get Bin Laden but our Kosher friends caught up with and martyred this cunt in a year.
I hope he’s enjoying his heavenly rewards.
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