Angela Rayner MP (10)

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Let’s put our breathing apparatus on again to inspect the shit stained sewer that is the top of the “government of (self) service”, in particular it’s cheap trollop of a deputy leader, Rayner. who, it seems, is yet another “close friend” of that generous old poofter Lord Alli. Now the old tart is a fag hag, it seems. She accepted a free holiday in America, so she could go down on her ex boyfriend Sam Tarry – a man she loved so much she was prepared to see him thrown out of his seat in Ilford South to make way for the turbaned twat Jas Aswal, a man who seems to have as many questionable businesses as Del Boy.

She seems to think that, despite telling the audience at the End Of The Kweer Show in Liverpool, the government “has to make tough choices” (hardly an original catchphrase with this shower!) it was perfectly all right for her to go to America to stay with her ex-lover with everything paid for (including for Mr Tarry as well, one assumes – I wonder if she charged him his usual fee for her “services” though? – including his obligatory trip to the clap clinic when he came home.)

We all know the bow legged old whore is desperate for cock, but there should be limits. God knows what she will be getting up to – or down on – in Liverpool.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

80 thoughts on “Angela Rayner MP (10)”

      • There is a lesbian epic to be made with those two – “Fight Of The Strap-Ons” – casting Dirty Angie as a ladyboy as Kweer loves trannies so much. He and Lord Alli can help with the costumes – corsets, stockings, frilly knockers and suspender belts.

      • I don’t want to give that headroom, arfur.
        Bleaching your pubes and then dying ’em, oh no.

        Just get a suitably coloured merkin!

        I love that word! I wonder if there was such a job as merkin fitter?

  3. This “jimll fixit’ benevolent cunt Lord Ali?

    Ever seen him?

    Like a ewok!!
    4ft maybe on tiptoes.
    How’s he gotten so rich?

    Modelling school uniform?

    How’s he got so rich?
    U bend diving?
    Painting the underneath of tables?

    Right fuckin Time Bandit.

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    • The hookers, pimps, gangsters and homeless of the Big Apple would have been mortified by the idea of walking the same streets as Dirty Ange.

      Mug someone and shove their body in a dumpster? Fine. Take freebies from a dodgy peer? Go fuck your mother!

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      • I Googled it, Mis, but I didn’t watch/listen to it.

        I’m unsure if it’s a straight to video “comedy” or a documentary.

        Perhaps mi’Lord could enlighten us?

    • If the DJ isn’t a poofter she was probably giving him a blow job after the record ended. Imagine her halitosis on your bell end,

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      • There’s a ‘Handkerchief Lane’ near me, I’m intrigued by the history behind the name.

        I’d also like to live in the appropriately named ‘Snott Cottage’, but suspect there’s a local by-law that would veto that.

    • A bit like the ‘Grapes Lane’ found in many cities, a derivation of the old ‘Cunts Grope Lane’ from previous centuries.

      If you’re bored enough, google it

      Yours truly, a medievalist

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      • Oh, I love stuff like this.
        Thank you, NC, another to add to my little book of weird.

  9. Angie wouldn’t see anything wrong with playing the gravy train, been doing it since she sprogged at 10 or 12 whatever, latched onto some union official and shagged her way into the union gravy train and she has never looked back.

    Slapper MP, Labour loved her, Starmer hates her but can’t get shot, flashing her Fanny at the conservatives front bench, calling them Scum, what a fucking embarrassment.
    She is only trumped by Lammy as a waste of space, his black gob should have got him kicked out many times, makes you proud to be British having him as foreign secretary.

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    • She’s no embassador for my hometown that’s for sure.

      People from Stockport are renowned for our social graces, impeccable manners, and politeness.

      We’re genteel.

      This sweaty ginger twat probably drinks from the gravy boat.

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  10. Sir Kweer and Angie are like Andy Pandy and Looby Lou, busily shitting in the toybox while the children are asleep.

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  11. Image if you’re a Labour politician and HAVEN’T had a freebie off lord Alli?

    Like being on Santa’s naughty list.

    He got a new bike
    She got a holiday
    He got clothes

    I got a selection box🙁

    Probably why Sue Gray left?

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  12. She’s a cheap corrupt whóre.

    Perfect for Westminster.

    The sooner these cunts or another set of near identical cunts push the country into a military coup the better.

    Mind you the Top Brass of the Services seem fully infected with Bumming Disease and assorted woke causes..

    I suspect the Far Right are involved and the Brexit Party as well the cunts.

    PS: imagine the gusset of Rayners knickers..Put it on expenses luv,you sloppy know nowt benefit junkie Cunt.

    Oven.

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    • I understand from reliable sources that our armed forces are now too limp wristed to hold guns. We offered their help to the Israelis and they said “No thanks, ducky” or words to that effect.

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    • There is a story told by John Aubrey’s Brief Lives, about the frosty relations between Sir Walter Rayleigh and his son. At a “dinner at a high table” Rayleigh junior said “I this morning went to a whore. I was desirous of her and went to enjoy her, when she thrust me from her saying I should not ‘for I slept with your father but an hour ago’ ”

      I am sure the whore was Angie in a previous life.

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      • You KNOW it’s going to be Cleverly,

        Kemi looks like she’d melt in a light shower, the Cons need a man’s man in charge!

      • That Predator Klami Badenough is repellent looking isn’t she?
        Christ.

        Bet her mirror screams?

    • Also, Starmer (who said being investigated by police is grounds for resignation in the past) is being investigated by police.

      I’ll take anyones money at 5000/1 who wants to bet on him resigning.

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  14. Undoubtedly and unquestionably the dirtiest.

    None muckier, none grimier, none filthier.

    ‘All the money and all the perfume in the world can’t hide the smell of scum.’

    – DCI Gene Hunt (Ashes To Ashes)

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  17. Self service? I thought it was more the case she would take a service from any bloke up for it.

    Unlike her boss, at least she knows (deep down) what she is, A cock hungry chav nymph.
    Can’t really blame her for taking advantage of the right to buy then trying to remove it, or any other shady free money, any self respecting chavette would do the same.

    She probably still can’t believe her luck at getting where she has and no regrets for each notch on her bedpost on the way, no matter how unsatisfied she was.

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  20. Angie is now in the money.
    Gone are the days of stood outside Cash Converters with her pram daydreaming.

    New York, Ibiza, proper jetset life for the girl from Bridge hall.

    But some habits are with you for life.

    Eating chewing gum you find stuck under tables.

    Licking your plate then burping.

    Asking for next on a fag if you see someone smoking.

    If the Speaker of the House asks you to be seated replying
    ” I’m not arsed”.

    Wearing tracky bottoms to state occasions.

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  21. Having read the comments here tonight, I gather there are few who would give Angie a good knobbing. I really am not fussy…anything that offers the slightest opportunity ( alive or deceased ) will endure the pounding of my meat inside them….So there. !

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  22. Angie is a wimmin.
    Angie is a single mother.
    Angie is deputy PM.
    Angie made a killing on a council house.
    Angie is down with the kids in Ibiza
    Angie has relied on benefits before and fringe benefits count as socialism in action.
    Angie inspired Vicky Pollard and Lauren Cooper.

    Angie’s contribution to our society is incalculable, lay off her, she’s on the verge of becoming a national treasure like Elton John.

    Three cheers and new wardrobe to our Angie.

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      • She was in the radio the other day, defending Lammy for what he said about Trump. She insisted that even if he became president again the PM and cabinet should call out his ‘Racism’ or ‘Misogyny’ when it occurred.

        She ended the interview singing ‘Lammy, My little Lammy…….’

        You can say what you like about Lady Nugget but you haven’t admire her 5 million pound property portfolio. Socialism works if you’re running the scam.

  26. Could someone please do a Nomination?

    I’ve one pending approval and another waiting in the wings. I can’t post two end to end, it looks.. greedy, somehow.

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  28. She’s all
    ‘Leave ma Keir ahlone, ees had a tuff time.
    Ah’m entitled to expense me Apple earphones.
    Ah’ve dun nuthin’ wrong, especiallah with t’council house.
    Ah i declared everythin’ me, more than ah shoulda declared
    Everybodah takes freebies ahneyywah’.

    If it does anything to keep us safe or help us prosper, I will be the first to congratulate it. Not going to happen though.

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  30. She’s the sort you’d like to do the most perverse things to, besides hoping it would also fuck some sense into her at the same time.

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