It pays to be a middle aged, morbidly obese dyke in Saddick Khan’s London, and this American porker proves it.
Until she stepped down this week, after 8 years as London’s “Night Czar” this talent-free slab of lard was “earning” £132,000 plus for this otiose job, which she has done badly – there is much less night life now than there was when Slubberguts started. It seems also true Labourite that she is, she arranged to be both employed by the GLA on staff, to avoid scrutiny from political opponents, at the same time as having her salary paid into her company, Amy Lame’ Ltd, to reduce her tax bill.
In other words a fifth rate grifter well down to Khan’s low standards:
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(Link to the news story provided by our Night Time Correspondent, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
Didn’t they appointment a load of Police Czars up and down the country as well.
How are they doing?
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Beyond rubbish
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They’re doing awesomely well, they’ve almost totally eradicated arrests for any crime above misgendering and hurty words online.
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Employ a pig in a dress instead.Fat talentless porker.
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I’m struggling to think of anyone with such strong porcine facial features and a body to match.
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Miss Piggy?
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Plenty of night life in Londonstan, drug taking, stabbings………
Role on the day Siuckdick is hanging off traitors gate with a meat hook though his face.
The cunt.
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Useless… but that’s what the Pàki midget goblin wants. London to be a joyless alcohol free shit-hole.
That fat cunt only has a good time at all you can eat buffet, on somebody’s else money.
Putin your gay, nuke london you pansy.
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A typical Suckdick ‘woke’ appointment.
Par for the course waste of taxpayers’ money these days.
Afternoon all.
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You’d rather fight it than fuck it, wouldn’t you?
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I’d rather not get anywhere near because of the gravitational field. Imagine where your face might end up if you get pulled in.
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I prefer to pour petrol over it and set it on fire 🔥🔥
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I’m not sure theres any winning either, fight it and lose and she sits on your face and you have her lovely aromas up your nose for weeks.
Fuck it and you’ll feel very small and have same aromas wafting up at you every time you take a piss after.
Ew.
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She looks like a transitioning Michael McIntyre.
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….transitioning into the Vicar of Dibley.
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Reckon this is her daughter, in full on crazy pops mode…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrazGEz70EE
🤣
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Talk about clutching at pearls 😩….the porker did well to get them round those chins in the pic….. the only surprise is that she’s not ethnic to boot #whiteporkersrule 🐷
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Another obese nonentity from across the pond. We should tell them not to bother once they’ve booked, with a polite, FUCK OFF !!!
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Lame by name……………
Anything London orientated is defiled with shit and wokeness.
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Wtf is a silent disco?
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What deafndumbers go too.
Just the whistling of occasional feedback from their hearing aids.
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The best sort if you’re only looking for a late drink, or 6.
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I thought Muslims didn’t like pork.
Night crawler would have been more appropriate or maybe roller.
The media are still banging on about that Liam bloke who decided the hotel stairs and lift weren’t rock and roll, it seems everyone and his dog were to blame for his demise
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Aye.A manufactured pop robot.Non news.Boring.
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All aboard the Gravy Train!
After a full free (taxpayer funded) Greggs banquet..
and a thorough fisting for the fat dyké cunt by Londonistans finest dominatrix.
40 billion black hole?
aye the food bill for that sack of blubber.
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What the fuck? A million pounds of tax payers money to employ someone anyone with eye can see is fit for fuck all apart from being an extra on a really bad soap opera that gets cancelled after a month.
Definitely a diversity appointment, fat check, carpet muncher, female comedian (not funny).
Perfect for ticking boxes but absolutely fucking useless for fuck all.
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I’d recommend heavyweight mud wrestling for the outsize old dyke
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I’m surprised Sukdiq didn’t throw her off the roof.
Probably because pigs are unclean and he can’t touch one. (That and he couldn’t lift her.)
As for her…I foresee a career in obscurity.
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A leftist, fat, crotch cannibal appointed by the son of a goat fucker, to be in charge of swinging nightlife in Karachi-on-the-Thames.
Sounds like a plan to me.
I wonder why it didn’t work?
MAGA
MEGA
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Is she Korean ?
Looks Korean.
Right blob of shite.
Bet she hums in summer?
Fuck off back to your own country you fat foreign cunt.
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There is nothing that suck dick could do that would surprise me. Night Czar my arse bet she spent many of the dark hours hanging round Brixton, Walthamstow etc. Just proves the adage “if you suck the right dick your taxpayer quids in”. One day someone will stand up and proclaim “no more of this shit” or is that a fading dream.
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Night czar – what a joke. The only night entertainment puritanical Labour will allow in London is to allow rich Arabs to blast up and down Knightsbridge in their Lamborghinis. Stopping them is racist, innit. White people have to be tucked up at home in case they frighten the natives.
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Is that £132k a year or £132 a year plus unlimited deliveroo expenses?
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I’d have to roll the beast around in flour to find the wet patch. Most likely stinks like a forgotten beef sandwich left in a glove box of a mark I fiesta.
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Dear me..!
Yet another “non job”.
Where the fuck did I go wrong opting for a five year apprenticeship..
And a state pension…! Nah, fuck em plenty of scotching jobs stood me in good stead..£££
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Cash in hand, you know it makes sense…😁
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.That picture…
‘My name is Cathy Carter Smith. And I am your re-start officer.’
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Amy Lame’ is obviously a made up name. Her real name is Dolly Dumpling.
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It gives me Diabetes just looking at this chunkster.
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It’s the last days of Rome.
Vote Reform.
Unless anyone has a better suggestion?
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The Fourth Reich? Just think what a wonderful world we would live in if Uncle Adolf and the gangs had been allowed to complete their great works!?
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In the words of the great Alexi Sayle, “Whi is that fat bastard?” What a big fact hunt!
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Just another useless, waste of space cunt, draining away Blighty’s life blood.
A bloated, parasitic non producer. It’s the only thing we churn out with efficiency now.
We’re doomed I tell’s ya, doomed.
Fat cunt.
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As they say,you can put lipstick ( and glasses ) on a pig,but it’s still a pig.
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What’s a fuckin ‘ night Czar”?
Sounds grand.
Or bullshit.
In the same category as
Chief high druid of brunch
Right reverend sausage rolls
The commodore of tiffin
Pin your homemade medals on your chest , cash the cheque,
And sit back and grin.
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More a ‘ night mayor”.
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Morning MNC, O/T, but on the subject of pigs,you didn’t have Pigsy in your deadpool,did you ?.I remember you saying you were a fan of Monkey a while back.
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Morning Hugh 👍
No, I didn’t have him, has he snuffled his last truffle?
Shame. He was great as the lecherous sidekick to monkey.
I’ll have a pint in his honour today!!
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Four man cricket bat hiding, the treacherous tub of diabetic liquid shit.
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