You all know that I think anyone who abuses animals, exploits them for gain and/or sadistic gratification should be tied to a stake and set alight, at a minimum.
Enter PETA , specifically Yvonne Taylor, VP of corporate projects. Now PETA exposes animal suffering in labs, and the food, clothing and entertainment industries.
Yvonne has written to Farrow and Ball, posh paint purveyors, to ask them to rename paint colours that “normalise exploiting animals”, such as ‘dead salmon, Au Lait and potted shrimp’
Obviously, having achieved their Worldwide goal of preventing the exploitation of actual, live animals, PETA can now turn their attention to a cruelty-free and almost Vegan company like Farrow and Ball.
Because having Elephants Breath paint renamed is much more important than saving pangolines from extinction, isn’t it? you vapid, pointless cunt.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
How about Whining Bitch, a new colour that is a unhealthy off white?
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Yep totally agree. Stupid bint has, in a single headline, managed to undo and damage the reputation of an organisation otherwise attempting to do good work. Takes years to gain respectability but it can be lost overnight.
Kick her off the board for no other reason than being to “unworldly wise.”.
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Purest WHITE….!
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I agree with her. I’m surprised Fabian and Aurelia haven’t already demanded changes, such as:
‘Drowned migrant’ = brown
‘Gaza’ = flame red
‘Rachel’s pensioner’ = purple
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If you want a nice deep brown, I’d recommend Starmerturd. Sort of sounds Scandinavian.
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Talking of brown people, was grenfell tower in England or downtown mogadishu?
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I did a job from Newcastle down to Wolverhampton.
There was a chest of drawers on it that had a scuff mark.
The posh woman said
It’s very exclusive paint, Farrow and Ball elephants breath,
I want you to pay for it to be repainted by a professional.
No problem, I was at fault ,
Id have to rectify it.
I went to a sprayer.
” Fuck that ” he said.
” I’ll colour match it.
You can rub that F&B paint off with your finger it’s easy to scuff it”.
She couldn’t tell the difference.
Grey is grey.
My missus got some of our stuff done as she liked the colour (grey)
The woman phoned up for another job few months after.
I fucked her off.
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A posh woman in Newcastle. Was it Gosforth by any chance? Or Ponteland? All fur coat and no knickers, that lot.
You should have had it repainted in black and white stripes Mis.
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I`ve heard that the birds fly upside down over Gosforth, Geordie.
🐥
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All cats are grey.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hpgNx89B8Y4
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Mis, My front door is in Mouse’s Back from Farrow and Ball.
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And you’re not ashamed to let people know?
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Dead salmon.
Wonder how popular that is?
I’m colour blind it makes no fuckin difference to me if it’s called rotting panda or stabbed kitten.
This woman has too much time on her hands,
Get a real job you fuckin snowflake.
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I saw one of them petrified white dog turds from my youth yesterday which I hadn’t seen in ages.
Hello old friend I thought.
Dog Shit White, there you go Yvonne.
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That colour shit was the stuff of nightmares when I was a kid L.L.
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It was indeed m’lord. Crumbly and ghostlike, not of this world.
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From my recollection & covert surveilence, it turned out to be from poodles, not aliens.
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Nostalgia. I haven’t seen a chalky dog turd since I was a lad.
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Genuine question: What has Au Lait got to do with animals?. I have a Dahlia in my garden with the same name and that is supposed to remind you of a light coffee colour.
I am not good on colour – I never really understand Country Cream
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I recall that King Crimson were into ‘Larks Tongues in Aspic’ once upon a time. No doubt they would be cancelled if any posh twenty something cunt had ever heard of them. Then there was Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear. What a cruel cunt he was.
As kids we used to go to the circus every year. What a treat! boxing kangaroos, people putting their heads into lions’ mouths, chimps on bicycles. How we all laughed at the bearded woman! All of this would get us arrested nowadays. Everything is so fucking safe. It is as if the whole wold is being designed around some thick lesbian care worker from Nigeria. How very fucking fluffy. Fuck off, cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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Simon Smith – that takes me back. When he was 2 or 3 it was my son’s favourite song. Every evening before bed he didn’t want a story, he wanted to hear that old Decca 45. Can’t find that, but they are probably miming to it here anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVulPluv5jo
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King Crimson must have watched that 1969 Monty Python sketch about “Whizzo Chocolate Assortment”. One of the collection was “Rams Bladder Cup”, which if memory serves was coated with lark’s vomit. I will have to see if I can find it on YT.
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Found it: Terry Jones, John Cleese and Graham Chapman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU
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Yeah but you can see a monkey on a bike anywhere these days, usually with a blooded blade in their hand
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Exclusive colour for peta.
The dogs bollocks 🐶
And for the begging guardian.
Trendy toolmaker toffee 🍬
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Lineker Black, also known as white.
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give the cunt some of this..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8er23xwwjno
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“Tarquin, I cant decide what colour to paint our outhouse -Diane Abbot Turd Brown or Lammy Guinness Turd Black.”
“I don’t think the Illegal asylum-seekers will mind, darling.”
“Asylum-seekers? Fuck those cunts, this is my AirBnb”
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Did not Farrow and Ball tell Yvonne to do one? Fuck me what a fucking opportunity missed. Cunts. Morning all retonopathy day sorry for any spelling mistakes.
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The stupid tart is missing the point. Animal names of paints are in praise of the animals. She mustn’t be a true animal lover for that. The silly twat.
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Oh dear, these activists are just attention seekers.
Tomato soup red will be remembered at the end of this month when the two silly just stop oil tarts get banged up at the end of this month.
Spunk stained off white is a popular colour in Katie Prices bedroom
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Beef burger brown, clubbed seal red?
She can fuck right off.
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More snowflake wankery.
Mind you, I’ve got to say that ‘dead salmon’ is a bit weird. I reckon the name itself might put people off buying paint in that shade.
Morning all.
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Agree. Komodo Market Solutions suggests “Ptomaine Pink”.
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Racist paint….. Any colour you like, as long as it’s not black.
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Time these pathetic useless brain dead cunts were burned at the stake.
Fuck off you whinging whining bitch.
Having a pint to get out of the rain and the fucking roof is leaking.
Bollocks…
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Is ƝƖƓƓЄƦ brown OK?
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interesting fact, when David Irving bought his Rolls Royce the dealer proudly and quite unselfconsciously described it’s colour as “…n1gger brown…”
…may soon be up for sale btw…
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/irving-sparks-new-controversy-over-n-brown-rollsroyce-7165766.html&ved=2ahUKEwiU_9Hx3KuIAxWc0gIHHTFKOhIQFnoECBAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0jb-P_T6SEnq61jVMtTnjF
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Yes Sam, its been the the name given to boot polish for donkeys years.
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That colour has always been popular Sam on prison cell walls.
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Our house was painted ni**er brown when I was a kid. I also remember my mum asking for ni**er brown wool in the local wool shop.
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Depends if its your Cadbury’s brown or Bournville brown.
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Once went for a pie at a Sheffield United home game. “What meat have you got?” I said…. “White or Brown” was the reply. Declined her offer as I didn’t want my ring piece to look like the start of Bonanza for a week,
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Well, Bob, in the 70s and 80s, there was a competition on matchdays at Old Trafford.
‘Buy a Louis Edwards meat and potato pie, And win 100 quid if you find a piece of meat in it.’
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lol!! Any winners Norm??
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Old Louis didn’t win, Bob.
In 1980, Granada did a World In Action about Edwards and his ownership of MUFC. There were tales of dodgy meat and corruption. Big Louis keeled over and carked it.
Still, I’d rather have the Edwards family than the Glazers.
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I see two dogs in that picture.
But only one cunt…
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A smug looking cunt at that. She looks bathed in a self righteous glow of virtue.
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Two cunts here Norman, if the other one’s a bitch as well.
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I nommed Peta back in February when they wanted to ban merry-go-rounds because they thought they were exploitative to animals.
It wouldn’t be a stretch to find Yvonne Taylors sticky fingers in the decision making there either.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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But fun, you have to admit. I can’t object to human politicians.
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That was supposed to be a comment on the next comment (Norman’s).
Inexplicably yours,
K.
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On the subject of smug self satisfied cunts.
If I see that ‘raving in Ibiza’ video of Angela Rayner once more…
Fucking skankbag.
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She has to go where they are drunk and drugged up to get some cock.
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And more insufferable cunts of the female variety.
Adele is going to take a ‘break’ from music and pursue a new lifestyle.
Of course, we have heard all this before. Her current domestic bliss will be shattered, as her latest (cough!) ‘dark gentleman’ will most certainly dump her like a sack of shit. Then the Tottenham Tripehound will once again torture our eardrums with her adenoidal one key illiterate self pitying crap.
That’s after she’s eaten the entire contents of all of London’s branches of McDonald’s. of course.
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She looks like next door but one, only less old and raddled. Next door but one would be (quote) “very sad” if a dead pigeon* were to accidentally drop off the roof into her yard. Sanctimonious hippy meddler.
https://www.farrow-ball.com/paint/pigeon
*with a broken neck
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Yvonne would blanch at the Austin 7 paint range names – especially de brown one.
https://a7ca.org/austin-seven/paints-and-colours/
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If it’s not country cream I’m not interested.
Certain things should be a certain way,
Gravel paths and drives?- plum slate.
Doors if white? Iron studs.
Plant pots? Terra cotta. Never plastic.
It’s a matter of standards.
I went to someone’s house and they had plastic plant pots?
Id refuse to eat or accept a drink off them.
The fuckin peasants.
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Country cream is the PETA approved term for bird shite white.
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I thought British Racing Green was permitted, along with plum slate?
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Nope. Racingist.
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Plastic plant pots? I wouldn’t step into the house. I bet they’d even drink beer in a glass that was too small so you’d have to keep topping it up from the can. Fucking peasants indeed.
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Bradistan brown.
https://youtu.be/h8uyzWFvS0Y?si=C36p8-IYVH1XfJbg
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Totally off topic and out of nowhere. But I’ve just remembered how I wanted to shag Big John’s wife from The High Chaparral.
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They are giving me shots of pure liquid iron every time I am on the kidney machine.
For some reason, it gives me the horn. So, I think of things like the above.
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Medically required or are on the the Carry On ward?
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It can seem like a Carry On Film.
Loudmouthed cunts on the stafff who thnk they are ‘characters’, plenty of well fit nurses, and scores of ‘no speaky English; Paggi stereotypes.
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I bet she lets that dog have a quick sniff and lick of her lady sandwich.
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Fish paste, Führer. Von stink.
Without a doubt.
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