Let’s have a “pieces be blown off you” Cunting for the carpet kissing scum known as Hezbollah.
It is true that one man’s cowardly terrorist scum is another man’s target. So in order to keep from being targeted, the cowards of Hezbollah ditched their cellphones and started carrying old school, low tech pagers.
Makes sense right? If you need to coordinate the killing of innocent Jews with your comrades in Jihad and must also stay in touch with the Mullahs of Iran you need a way to communicate. However, if you don’t want a drone dropped on your cowardly ass you need to find a way to stay off the radar.
The solution was the old fashioned, low tech, ubiquitous pager used so effectively by the 1980s drug dealers here in the States.
Or at least they thought it was.
The counter-solution was kosher. Yes once again those pesky bagel snappers have outsmarted the followers of the Prophet and figured out a way to blow the balls off of the Faithful….literally…
Across Lebanon thousands of peaceful terrorists were going about their degenerate business when…BAM!..their hands and pockets exploded and pieces of them flew off into the air.
A few have been killed but early news reports indicated most were just maimed.
Bummer.
And while these so-called freedom fighters whine about the “attack” I feel confident that thousands of goats across the Middle East are feeling quite relieved.
With regards to our big nosed friends. Well done! I’m glad you’re on our side. Although to be sure if Herr Starmer and Comrade Kammi have anything to do with it you won’t be for long.
As for the cowards in Hezbollah? It’s really quite simple. Quit murdering innocent Israelis and the Jews won’t have to blow your balls off. Then we won’t have to listen to you whine in soprano.
Nominated by : General Cuntster
Gorgeous cunting, Herr Generalissimo.
Strangely, quite a few kiddies among the casualties.
But they blow up so quickly these days don`t they.
💥
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Thanks Sam, that’s a cracker.
The Hezzas aren’t putting those things in their pockets any more. They haven’t got the balls.
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Boom-boom! (Quite literally).
🧨
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Some have their balls as earrings
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Hey Sam,
Thanks for the kind words.
The US Press is only reporting one kiddie. It seems the Israelis tried to avoid collateral damage.
But it should come as no surprise some kiddos were injured as many were most likely being fiddled when the pagers blew up.
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Great nomination, General.
Could not have put it better myself.
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Thanks SCB.
I must say it was strangely satisfying to compose.
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This is a genius move on the part of the Israelis.
It will now be very easy to pick out and pick off any Hezbollah operatives due to their missing digits or missing genitalia.
My only surprise is that there were so many of them.
The backward jihadi fuck knuckles will also never be able to trust any communications device in the future either. Not that they should be using modern communications equipment anyway. It wasn’t around in the 9th century, so they shouldn’t be using it now.
Carrier pigeons only from now on Ahmed. 😁
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No problem there, old chap – just need to start dropping a few grains of Semtex® in with their normal seeds and bingo: Mini arse-bombs + napalm.
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Customer services how may I help? Boom bang a bang,boom bang a bang 🎶 …aaargh, #!”@%💥….#prophetcalling 👀
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The BBC are having an “unbiased” spasm over this, it makes me very happy.
Terrorist, he go boom 🙂 Lovely.
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From the Al-BBC website:
“Iraq has sent 15 tonnes of medicine and supplies for hospitals in Lebanon”
Yeah. Careful how you open that Mohammed. Make sure it’s not ticking first.
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Love or hate either side, or not give a scintilla of a fuck either way 🙋♂️, … a well executed operation.
Never mind the pigeons, .. I foresee smoke signals coming back into fashion. Specifically ‘we’ve just now been blown to bits’ in big belching clouds …
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If you indulge in terrorism then expect to get your balls/twat blown off. No good whinging about it.
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It’s a beautiful thing for sure.
Unprecedented,ingenious and superbly targeted.
As for the raghead apologists in the media,I wonder how any other virtue signalling woke shithouse government would react if they were literally surrounded by countries that have previously attempted full scale invasion,mass murder and make no attempt at all to disguise their wish to exterminate the entire Jewish population?
What Israel have done again is put the fear of pork into the evil bastards that are Hezbollah,which is the best way,short of nuking the cunts,of dealing with them.
Notice the raghead loving scūm at BBCistan only show pictures of Arab grannies fleeing in terror and associated sob story tripe,their love of the foreign terrorist is truly disgraceful.
Fuck them and very definitely fuck Hezbollah for the vermin they are.
Remotely fired Oven,at once.
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Oh and I must say..a top shelf cunting General.
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Thanks UT!
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Too right Tez.
It’s a beautiful thing, as we say bye bye…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCk34IVVgcc
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‘Contains distressing scenes’.
You’re telling me, Auntie Beeb. A couple of pieces of fruit were slightly damaged.
I never like to see good food go to waste.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz04m913m49o
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I love that video, great to see and hilarious at the same time.
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Mangoes aren’t in season, so I’m not bothered.
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Hehe, a much needed light moment in these dark times. 😃
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Oh dear, straight out of James Bond, fancy buying 5000 pagers from Isaac’s firework and electronics emporium.
Not just Hezbollah cunts but apparently some Iranian revolutionary cunts in Syria, what a fucking result.
On the TV Anneliese Doddery, ‘we will support civilians effected’, what a cunt, should be cheering from the top of Big Ben that all these terrorists cunts have been blown up.
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Support them with a fresh batch of pager hopefully.
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Nope. Their walkie talkie s are now exploding.
First rule of war. Deprive the enemy of nice things. Like the ability to communicate with each other.
Wouldn’t surprise me if the red sea pedestrians are planning a major offensive in south Lebanon.
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Cushty Rodney! Now see if you can flog them some of those rugs.
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Anybody have the great Salvatore Schillaci in the dead pool?
RIP Toto.
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Never heard of the cunt, did he have a pager too?
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He was one hell of a goal sniffer Norman.
Came seemingly out of nowhere to steal the show in Italia 90.
Was very much second fiddle to likes of Gianluca Vialli (who was probably a better striker) going into the tournament but came out of it a cult legend.
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Time to buy shares in a prosthetics company.
Gotta hand it to the Israelis.
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Yep, a right jolly jape.
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They are definitely going to need more “hands”…!
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This is a great nom.
Anything that fucks these backwards cunts over is fine by me.
A few less sets of camel jockey knackers today means a few hundred less terrorists in the future.
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Glad you liked it Herr Jelmet.
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For the past 5000 years anyone that has fucked with the Chosen ends up very fucked , eventually and dust. For comedic value castrating or killing so many terrorists should be considered as funny as the plague of frogs. I never before thought Y*hw*h had a sense of humour, but he’s up there with the Allfather, Pan, Bez, Sun Wu Kong and The great Yasur. Kudos Bibi, job well done.
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Well, that is my Xmas gift list ticked off pagers to Kweer, Reeves, PixieBalls, Mandy, Lammy (mammy!!) Streeting, Izzard, Stacey Solomon………..
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This is the gift that keeps on giving.
Now it’s their walkie talkie s that are exploding.
Nice one Israel! 😂
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13864883/Lebanon-explosions-Hezbollah-communications-devices-detonate-country-pager-bomb.html
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Video footage of some cunt exploding at a funeral of one of cunts blown up yesterday ….. it just keeps on giving.
Why haven’t we thought of this for the channel invaders 😂
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Exploding life jackets?
I like your thinking Sir.
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Apparently the Dutch seized some faulty life jackets about a week ago, maybe fill them with some sodium and sell them to the smuggling gangs
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I bet these things are made by Wiley Cayote and his Acme novelty company.💥💀
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‘Do ya have the balls my san,well do ya” 💥….oops apparently ya do 🥳 ….pieces be upon him 🤣
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You’ve just started a new thread and possibly a new division in your film enterprises W.C Boggs. Snuff films involving pagers for cunts. May I and other cunters add to your list, starting with;
Tony & Cherie Blair.
Albo.
Adhern.
Dictator Dan Andrews.
Trudeau.
Tusk.
Ursula, she wolf of the Reich.
Blue blistering Barnier.
And so many other cunts I’m to pissed to presently recall.
Good night, God bless and God save the King.
Presem Yasur.
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Pissed, meant to be a reply to W.C. Boggs. P.S. loved your lasted film, “Nasty nymphomaniac Nuns of Macoa 3”
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There are strong possibilities for a film there – Yvette Goes Bang – an explosive shagging from Ed Balls, collatoral damage AnalEase blown up by her strap-on. She’s hiding in the wardrobe
e watching.
BPFP (Taiwan) are after the big one though – the story of the frog who invited men to fuck his wife. Rodders invites his friends home to bang Angie. The only problem is we can’t find enough straight men in the PLP. A shame as it was Angie’s last chance for a starring role – she is getting two bow-legged now – we will probably have to use Eddie Izzard in drag.
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Nice to see a genuinely uplifting story in the news for a change.
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Terrorists terrorised.
It’s what’s known as poetic justice.
Nice one General.
I bet sales of butt plugs and other sex toys have fallen off a cliff down Beirut way!
Afternoon all.
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Thanks Ron.
I was inspired by some of your nominations.
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As I write this far right shite a fresh wave of explosions is being reported from Lebanon. Abandoning pagers, the hook nosed, foreskinless Hezbollocks fuckers have resorted to using walkie-talkies. Now they have started exploding. Brilliant!! I note that the left leaning side of the MSM is reporting 2800 casualties amongst which there were two child fatalities, conveniently avoiding the welcome news that 2798 pieces of hypocritical shit have got what they have long deserved. A long overjew result.
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Hey Izzie,
I saw that too.
Pagers…walkie talkies…soon it’ll be carrier pigeons.
What’s next?
“Candygram for Ahmed.”
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First pagers, then radios and next it will be sandals.
Love seeing the terrorist scum getting blown up.
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They only have themselves to blame, using the Devil’s technology.
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Been listening to a half decent (for once) BBC radio series about Captain Robert Nairac.
Bloody hell. He lived dangerously.
He died dangerously too.
A brave man.
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Have MI5 thought of exploding keffiyehs? That might take out as many Orlando’s and Portia’s as Islamists.
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Odin made a great point earlier.
Imagine the psychological impact of this.
The next time one of these camel jockeys goes to use the microwave…tries to make toast…uses the TV remote…or even looks at his watch he’s got to be wondering if BAM…instant Heavenly Reward.
And how about standing in line at the grocery store and BAM…the cashier is now a martyr.
Or even just walking down the street and BAM…some fucker is blown right off his camel.
There is some sad news however. Press reports in the States indicate some of the Faithful were in a dreaded cellphone dead zone and their pagers had no signal so they didn’t explode.
How ironic. Being in a dead zone saved their lives.
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Lebanon Yellow Pages….Let your fingers do the…oh..mmm..
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A second round of explosions…
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/hezbollah-israel-lebanon/2024/09/19/id/1180806/
…and different devices too!
Oy vey! The chutzpah of these Kykes!
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Walkie-Talkies eh?
Well that’s a blast from the past.
I think we’re all enjoying this nom, General.
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Hey Geordie,
I’m glad you’re enjoying this nomination.
We aim* to please at IsaC America.
*Pun intended
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Well there’s not so much to offer from getting there is from “72 virgins” is there? Assuming there were females? Could be more than a little disappointing for some ragheads after all they’ve already blown their b###ls off…
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Walkie Talkies, eh?
Pity that filthy Paki in the hospital unit’s loud phone doesn’t blow up his smelly dirty face.
Others still talk to him like he’s some sort of novelty or pet. They know they are never going to get a conversation out of him. He is totally ignorant and thouhtless, and on purpose. He will never get the time of day out of me. Especially after his toliet antics last weekend. The man is filth. Rotten foreign filth.
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