Sir Ian McKellen

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A whoops duckie, you are wonderful dahling, whatever you do, you camp old queen cunting for up his own arse aging actor laddie, McKellen.

Tomorrow (8th September) marks the second anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth, but this doesn’t stop this other theatrical old queen for trashing her.

According to the painted and powdered old twat, the Queen (the real one) was “bloody disrespectful” when he picked up some totally unmerited award, simply because she asked him whether “people still went to the theatre”

What a slap in the face for this preposterous old poof. He has treaded the boards this past 60 years more often than he has had dick up his raddled old arse. The Queen was just making small talk, and it might have been a genuine enquiry as I doubt the aging Monarch went to the theatre regularly.

All homosexualists are a pain in the arse, but why is it that when they totter and mince into old age, they behave like Peter Mandelson when his piles are especially painful, and become complete fuckwits?. This silly old cunt fell off the stage a few weeks ago, so perhaps geriatric buggery is out of the question and he has too much time on his hands?.

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57 thoughts on “Sir Ian McKellen”

  1. Be thankful it wasn’t Phil the Greek in his prime. Ian McKellen would have been sobbing like Diane Abbott at a salad bar.

  3. In medieval times a knighthood would be given only to a brave and accomplished sword fighter.
    An excellent horseman who could defend the King on a battlefield.

    They give knighthoods to anyone now.

    You wouldn’t want this mincing póóf anywhere near you on a battlefield.

    Especially not behind you just in case of an opportunistic bumming.

    The dirty arse bandit.

    • It must have been a huge disappointment when he discovered the Principal Boy was played by a wimminz.

  8. If the old geezer ever gets a bit short of cash he could rent out his well worn ring as storage. Reckon you could get a small suv up his flabby nipsie. Why don’t these twats just enjoy their retirement. I’m sure there will be some cock for him if he feels the urge. But I don’t care what the old cunt gets up to.

  10. This is the reason I can’t stand luvvie cunts, they actually believe that they matter and that the theatre is the height of culture.

    Silly old twat thinks he’s important or that his job is something special. He forgets that he only became an actor to avoid real work and because of the opportunity to suck many cocks.

  13. Lady C dragged me along to see “the Critic” last week. I left after 30mins and sat in the car. What a load of unexpurgated tripe. 1930s London- so of course there were blacks and asians there. The usual shit about how it was terrible that pooftahs couldn’t get cock in the park when they wanted. And McKellan was fucking dreadful – how the cunt got any award I don’t know. He mumbled through it and couldn’t be bothered, because it was just all about him. Wanker.

    • He couldn’t be bothered because theatre is the higher art form. Didn’t you know that, Dahlings?

  15. It was very wise of him to wash off Stuart Lubbock’s small intestine DNA that covered 2/3 of his arm before getting in a taxi and fingering Barrymore for the crime the next morning.

    • More poofery….John Barrowman last just 32 minutes on Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins. I’m sure he must have misheard one of the instructors say they wouldn’t stand for any n*ncing rather than any nonsense and thought sod that.

  17. Not a thought for the Queen either. There she is deep into the final years of her life and this crusty old cunt pops up leaving the palace smelling of old dry spunk.

  18. Christ I thought this cunt was a wizard?

    Just goes to show what I know.

    He’s a Bum Wizard!

    Hope he can conjure up some AIDS medicine.

    Good morning.

    • I think if I were a young lad in secondary school and that mincing old poof came in, I would think it was our pervy old P.E. master at it again. And that was the days when it was illegal.

      Seriously what teenager would aspire to be like that affected old sodomite

    • What a nice touch for him – (presumably) paid to talk in front of a young audience with, inevitably, some potential grooming targets complete with virginal balloon knots.

    • Why do kids need to know this?

      What’s staggering is that many schools now ‘teach’ young kids about gays before actual sex education and male/female reproduction. It’s like they are saying to children that the former is somehow better and more ‘cool’ than the latter.

      And this is before they have even got to secondary school,,,,

    • I think when she gives her speech she ought to be stripped naked so everybody can see her wrinkled sagging old tits embedded in her hairy minge, the enormous belly just above it, the varicose veins and that massive wobbly arse hanging down in pleats.

      All good fun at the End Of The Keir Show

  25. Never thought much of him as an actor. I remember him as the Jewish Professor in WW2 horror film The Keep – accent all over the place, from second to second, never mind scene to scene. He more or less reprised the role 20+ years later as Gandalf. A career constantly accompanied by the niff of old ham.

  27. “Sirs” Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart both seem to be a couple of shit-spouting, doddering, lefty, simpleton cunts these days.

    I’d wager that if Sir Christopher Lee were still alive today, he’d go up to both of them, mesmerize them with a story about his time in the SOE during WWII and then conclude the story with a summary of how he “could” kill them. I guarantee Christopher Lee wasn’t a lefty cunt.

  28. To be fair I can see how he may have gotten annoyed by that. But it’s probably not the sort of thing he should be holding a grudge about.

  29. A relative of mine is an actor who is a totally self obsessed, out-of-touch, lefty twat.
    It seems these traits increase exponentially with fame, so it stands to reason Mc Kellecunt would be an off the chart cunt!
    As noted elsewhere it’s a shame he survived his fall and didn’t do us all a favor and simply die…

  30. What I hate about these “Aim en ektorr” luvvies is that they’re forever telling us how demanding their job is.
    Well I had such a demanding job that I couldn’t wait for retirement!
    If their job is so onerous why are they still doing it in their 80s and 90s ?
    Same thing applies to that old witch who looks like a mummified Yvette Cooper, namely “Dame” Judi Dench.
    I bet old Ian’s arsehole is so lax from years of receptive buggery that he needs to wear a nappy. Despite wearing an industrial strength TENA Lady ,Dame Judy’s toilet-area reeks of rancid piss. Even that depraved bollock-faced perv Daniel Craig refused to go down on her..

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