Robin Gunningham

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Grauniad.

Some of you cunters may not know who I’m talking about. Well it’s that middle-aged Bristolian public schoolboy stencil ‘artist’ and darling of the ‘anti-establishment’ establishment. The cunt about whom fawning media hacks persist with the fiction that nobody knows his identity. I refuse to use the millionaire Marxist’s pseudonym myself.

So what’s to follow Gunningham’s oh-so-edgy blow up refugee dinghy ‘statement’ during Hugo and Lottie’s Annual Festival of Litter Dropping? More boring shit stencils, this time of some animals. Wow, how cool, how progressive.

There’s three David Lammys swinging on a bridge, a cat heading for a skip, two vandalised elephants (well done that vandal) and a wolf that got Rachel Reeved.
But my favourite’s the goat. If the cunt really wanted his ‘art’ to stand out he’d have depicted the ROP’s favourite in orgiastic climax shooting his load up the goat’s shit chute.

Now that would be edgy.

Daily Beast.
Metro.
(Additional links provided by our vandalism correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

With a second coat being applied by arfurbrain:

Banksy is a cunt.

More precisely, Banksy is a vandal. He goes around plastering his juvenile daubings over public and private property. It has been pointed out that the first indication that an area is going into decline is when the graffiti starts to appear and is not promptly removed as it should be. He is also a cunning con man. He has somehow established this brand of “Banksy” and the less intelligent members of society are lapping it up. I guess it’s the same people who are fans of Ant and Dec or “Strictly”. Encouraging to see though that the police in London are investigating the criminal damage he perpetrated on a police sentry box. Hopefully he’ll get a few hours community service. Cleaning up graffiti would be most appropriate.

NY Times.

How is it that he has not yet been arrested? His befouling of the environment, puerile as it is, must take time to inflict. He has recently vandalised densely populated parts of London where there are more surveillance cameras than people. Maybe he’s shot his bolt this time.

77 thoughts on “Robin Gunningham”

  1. Blokes a yob, but a yob with brains to con the gullible , graffiti is vandalism pure and simple. The sort of twats who gush about it are probably the first to complain if you paint your gates wrong shade of cream.

  2. Why doesn’t this overrated vandal do a stencil painting of Starmer kneeling and taking an Illegal immigrant’s cock into his mouth whilst Rayner takes cash off a long line of queuing swarthy fuckers and Macron pisses on Starmer’s shoes, laughing.

    • How about Rayner pulling up the drawbridge then chucking a bucket of piss over the poor and needy left outside?

  4. Now that save against pele and Brazil by the one and only banksy, that was a work of art.

    This college art school losers stuff is drivel by comparison.

  5. I wouldn’t dare exhibit my “art” in public. It would be too shocking – take “Washing Day” for example – a naked AnalEase Dodds, holding aloft her sole pair of bloomers, bespattered in excrement. It took hours to paint in all those little red, yellow and brown dots. I am not going to waste my valuable time on Asda’s roller shutter.

    Then there is “Virgin’s Nightmare” with a prostrate Yvette Cooper being permanently damaged across a Whitehall desk by Rodney’s massive bollocks, bruising her nether regions. Fantastic use of the colour purple.

    The piece de resistance, so to speak is “My Fuehrer”, where Kweer stands wearing an SS officers cap, jackboots & with an open tunic revealing nipple tassels, fishnet stockings, secured on to a leather corset, and red high heel slingbacks, the same colour as his lipstick. He has a whip in his hand and wields it on a naked Rachel Reeves, on all fours.

    If you wish to purchase any of these works, just get in touch

  6. Wanksy is more than welcome to spray something tasteful on our garage doors.

    James O’Brien being fisted by Sadiq Khan would be ideal.

    I could do with a few extra grand in the bank this month.

  7. Robins nestegg.

    Cunts a multi millionaire from vandalism.

    But if I wrote

    RAYNER=CLASS TRAITOR

    On Stockport town hall,
    Id get 6months in Strange ways.
    Labelled as Far Right
    And probably sued off Pramface Angie.

  8. I cannot consider stencil graffiti as ‘art.’ But over the last thirty years he has made a very good living out of it. Possibly from Bristol, where all this stuff seemed to start. Incidentally from where that other cunt Damien Hurst was born. I must say I like his stuff even less. There is also that bitch, near me from Margetto in Kent, Tracy Emin, Who also calls herself an artist.

    • I’d like Hirst a little bit more if it was the labia front bench presented in a tank of formaldehyde.

      • Yes, J.R., I will give you a point for that. Formaldehyde always fascinated me as a kid. Mixed with phenol, it became Bakelite, or phenol formaldehyde, it’s chemical name. There was also Phenol barbitone, a rather nasty barbiturate, I think Winston Churchill was taking this, to “calm himself down.” & then we have phenol, also known as carbolic acid, used in the treatment of focal spasticity. (What a wonderful word!) Anyway that’s the chemistry lesson over for tonight.

  9. My favourite stories about Banksy are when he has done some statement piece about ‘the current thing’, dead peacefuls in Gaza and evil Zionists, Brexit, climate catastrophe, whatever, BBC types are wanking themselves into a frenzy and the local council show up and paint over it.

  10. I hope the lefty cunt falls off his ladder and is impaled on some nice sturdy Victorian iron railings.

    The fucking wanķer.

  11. I like his rats. He has an obvious affinity with them.
    Great artists are only recognised after they are dead. He won’t be.

    • I’m afraid I have to deduct marks, because there’s no spunk spurting out the top of it

      8/10. Must try harder.

      • Well be fair – he hasn’t had a mutual masturbation session with Blair this week – Anthony has been too busy being a media prophet – for profit.

  14. I wonder what happened to all those pictures Rolf Harris painted for the BBC all those years ago?

      • I’ve got Rolf Harris’s autograph which my father got for me when he met the man at a Variety Club event in the 70’s. It’s accompanied by a witty little pen drawing of Harris, and some message inviting me over to his place to test his didgeridoo. My da also got me John Pertwee’s autograph, at the time when he was playing Dr Who – I treasured that one. Lots of others as well, including Michael Crawford, Eric Morecambe and Arthur Lowe.

    • Those cunts at the BBC even commissioned the nonce to paint one of the late queen, which was slightly grotesque imo.

      The present location of the masterpiece is unknown. Hardly surprising I reckon.

      Afternoon all.

      • I would have liked Rolf to have painted in the style of Salvador Dali, Just imagine in the picture if the Mannequin Rotting In A Taxi Cab (Rainy Taxi) had been Rachel Reeves or Pixie Balls. He would still be a national treasure. Poor old Rolf. There should have been less Diddgery-do and more Diddgery-Don’t:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainy_Taxi

      • I once saw a bloke dead in the back of a taxi in NYC near the Wall Street bull, walked by, pissed off taxi driver sat on the front wing rather grey looking fella head back in the back seat and a cop car in front. This is an early Sunday morning had a hour bimble around the Bowery, walking back taxi, cop,driver and grey man still in the same position only then realised he was brown bread, must have been a hell of a Saturday night.

  15. Bristol….full of arty farty students who are into the latest protest ‘things’ …..faaaaaaar out maaaaaan this so called arteest 🎨🖌️ would do well to follow Mr coulson into the briny 🌊

  16. He was in New York a while back. He gave some of his work to a bloke on a street stall to sell for him, over the course of the day. Anything he did not get rid of, he was told he could keep. I think the price was $250 a piece. One chap from New Zealand brought two. That turned out be be an instant investment. The stall was not that busy. I don’t think those dumm Yankies knew exactly what was happening here, they didn’t realise the fortune that they could have made overnight.

  18. The name ‘Banksy’ has always irritated the fuck out of me, it’s so typical of a posh twit’s attempt at a ‘blokey’ sounding name. And his scribblings are shit and he’s a cunt.

  19. I quite like them. They have humour and are well drawn. When you consider the usual standard of graffiti, Wanksy stands out as a Leonardo. Most graffiti daubings are gaudy multi coloured words which appear to signify nothing – like the “Give Peas A Chance” graffiti on the railway bridge on the M25 near Gerrards Cross which was there for years (ok, that one is reasonably witty, but pointless), to the usual random string of words which look as if they have been written by a dyslexic rap loving gangster on an acid trip.

    • The most impressive piece of graffiti I ever saw appeared across the end of an underpass I used every morning on my way to work.
      This would be sometime in the 1990s.
      In large black letters it said:
      YOU’RE SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
      Made my heart sing!
      I thought “there’s a kindred spirit.”
      It was a wonderful way to start the working day.

      • “George Davis is innocent” on walls all over the East End and farther afield, some still there after all these years I believe.

        “Marples must go” on the south side of a bridge over the M1 near Luton. There for decades but gone now.

        “No airport here” since 1968 on the north side of a bridge over the railway line parallel to the Stoke Hammond bypass. Still there today.

      • Would have been better and more to the point if it had said:
        “Goodbye EU”
        Which I assume is what the artist was saying.
        After all, we are still a European country, just not a member of the EU.

      • “Real punks can’t spell capp#uc*^ino”
        (With cross outs and wrong corrections)

        On a factory wall between Richmond and Burnley, 1980s

    • “Granny panties” on the Barrack St bridge over the train line into Perth station always gives me a chuckle.

  20. For those wondering why he’s not been arrested for vandalism yet, consider this.
    He’s obviously a leftie or, at the very least, does a fucking good impersonation of one.
    All his ‘art’ is designed with leftist sympathies and ideologies in mind.
    The BBC therefore wank themselves into a jizz soaked frenzy whenever something of his pops up, and woe betide anyone who dares to raise criticism.
    Now, if Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon) dared to graffiti someone’s property, no matter how inoffensive, his feet wouldn’t touch the ground.
    An example of two tier policing before we or Starmer had even thought of it.

    • Congratulations on your post FMC. You’ve obviously thought this through and I find it disturbing because I think your conclusion is correct.

  21. A giant spurting cock and hairy ballsac with the words ‘wanksy woz ere’

    Now that’s art.

    • Evening LDC…maybe a nice mural of Grenfell in flames with our uninvited “guests” being the centrepiece at their own barbeque and teams of scallywags chucking petrol-soaked chunks of wood into the conflagration.

  22. I do like the world exclusive!! header pic..

    Its not like you just unmasked batman or found Hitler in Argentina or even found rodneys actually got a backbone.

    Shouldn’t just stop oil be pouring tomato soup over his art work, or even him.

  23. O/T fat labour Councillor Ricky ” Sweeney Todd” Jones has pleaded not guilty to violent disorder..

    Remanded in custody till January 20th..

    I do so hope, nobody shivs him..

  24. The commie pinko cunt should be made to scrub off graffiti for the rest of his worthless life with a toothbrush.

  25. This cunt is about as talented as my arse.
    Nothing is done freehand, any fucker can use stencils and a spray can.

    And this twat could and should have been busted ages ago, Celebrity bellends have paid ludicrous amounts for his ‘work’, So the law could easily have traced the wanker through his bank details.

    And, if this shithead vandalised my property with his tacky car spray shit, I’d make the fucker clean it off with a brillo pad and a bottle of Ajax. And I wouldn’t care if it took the bastard all night and the day after.

    One more thing…. Ugly fucker, isn’t he?

  27. It’s reasonable to assume this cunt Banksy does not have permission to deface other people’s property. Hence, he’s guilty of criminal damage and possibly trespass.

    The UK is the 3rd most surveilled country in the world and Londonistab is the 3rd most surveilled city in the world (I just looked this up).

    Hence, this criminal vandal should be able to be picked up by the rozzers in no time, then charged, prosecuted and sentenced. But amazingly this doesn’t happen.

    In other news, some grandma waving a placard and protesting about the illegal gimmigrant invasion of her country…….instantly identified, tracked down, charged, convicted and sentenced to 10 years’ hard Labour (see what I did there?)

    But there’s no two-tier policing or justice system because Comrade Keir Stasi says so. Don’t know about you, but I’m convinced. I’m glad he cleared that right up.

  29. Robin come in now your supper is ready,your favourite Tiramisu!!
    Like we had in Rhodes darling ”

    Banksy ” oh mother how bourgeois.
    Why can’t we have Angel Delight? Darren at school has Angel Delight!
    It’s Scrumptious!”

    Darren? Off the council estate?
    Him with a shaven head?
    Robin I don’t think you should associate with Darren anymore,
    He’s common.”

    ” Mother Daz is my friend.
    He stopped some boys bullying me, And I like the council estate.
    I like the graffiti.”

    Oh Robin!
    Graffiti? Well you won’t have to look at that when you’re a investment banker like Daddy.
    And we don’t have Angel Delight.
    It’s vulgar!
    Like Darren.”

  30. Banksy ‘art’ is meant to be thought provoking and Avant garde.

    Actually it is just middle class wank fodder for guardian readers and those who are hard of thinking.

    • Evening Odin /all.

      Your right of course,
      But to play devil’s advocate can you name any actor, artist, musician who is Rightwing?

      The Left no matter what do tend to get all the talent.

      Bet nobody can name ten?

      * Sorry my spelling is atrocious!
      Devils advocaat

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