The new woke/PC correct future of quiz shows.
I stumbled across this crock of shite whilst channel hopping tonight (2nd September) on UK comedy channel.
Here is a quick flavour:
Hosted by that Rosie Jones, who quite frankly is really in the wrong job. A comedian who takes 10 minutes to blurt a punchline out of any joke, or no one can understand really loses the point of being a comedian. It’s almost like she chose this career, so she can be permanently offended by people who criticise her. Forgive me, I don’t dislike Rosie Jones because of her disabilities. I dislike her because I simply don’t find her funny. In the same way I don’t find Lenny Henry funny- not because he’s blick…he just isn’t funny (to me anyway)
Jones has the rent-a-mob on board with this pile of crap…Katherine Ryan, that blind comedian bloke (in the episode tonight) et al. The episode I saw was cringe inducing…..Rosie trying to be witty during rounds was awkward, as you could see on the ‘celebs’ faces they were thinking the same.
All the ‘contestants’ are either gay, trans or whatever and you may note they also have their preferred pronouns on their name cards…..what the fuck?
Anyhow…..this is what those under 40 consider funny now. I am not, and I don’t.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
If its got Rosie Jones in it then Cunt Engine will be tuning in.
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Fucking right, LL.
There’ll be so much jizz flying about that my living room will look like a snowglobe.
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Sounds as funny as runny diarrhea
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That Catherine Ryan always looks ill to me?
She’s not been drinking from Rosie’s cup has she?
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The first time I saw Rosie I couldn’t breathe for laughing.
Then I realised she is actually a MitMot.
Didn’t feel guilty about it though,just a bit cheated.
They should give her a sitcom,
3 pints of saliva
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I suspect she has 😁
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Come on Putin/xi you’ll never have a better chance!!
Bilge inducing trash for the dumbed down populace of today in the UK ….what the fucks happened 😩
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Comedy central should be sued for breaching the trades description act..
Still could be worse james cordial is on it next week..
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Do the Trannies use It as their pronoun of choice?
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Generali,
I have not been in the US of A for a few years, how bad is that shite that goes by the name SNL these day?
SNL has got to be the pioneering baseline for woke humour-free comedy. Being election year the ‘writers’ and ‘performers’ must in a tailspin.
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Didn’t know this was on. I’m going to watch the next episode.
Rosie 𝘪𝘴 funny. Just not in the way the she and TV executives think.
Funny in the way that đwårveş throwing javelins in the Spacalympics is funny.
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I expect this show to soon infest the Dave channel along with all the other shit that is now on it. It used to be ok but now it’s just the same old, unfunny faces, especially jimmy carr, Michael mcincunt, Alan davies etc. pick of the bunch must be those two smug, nasal, whiny northern cunts, the richardsons
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Good morning SMP/all.
That Jon Richardson’s wife seems like a right difficult asshole.
Peculiar, unpredictable and obstinate.
Just what you don’t desire in a woman.
Not that he’s much better, the obsessive odd little fellow.
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He’s too soft with her.
He should speak to Jay Blades!
He’d soon sort her out.
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Morning Mis, morning all.
Jay Blades you say! Always knew he was a wrong’un, must be the cap and Harry Hill glasses. 🤔
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Morning Cuntalugs👍
Any sulking off her Jay would rip off his leather pinny and set about her with a yellow painted chair leg.
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Hehe!
Yeah, that unused leather apron he sports.
I bet he’s hated in the Repair Shop.
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A pointless “token” if ever there was strutting about with the pseudo I’m the governor crap.
Amuses me how Kirsten the ceramics restorer doesn’t want blades anywhere near what she is repairing.
She is obviously able to see he’s a ham fisted cunt before he touches anything.
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She is the reason I found this wonderful site..
The stroppy cow is in a huff over not enough women at comedy clubs and on panel shows.
Maybe you should try being funny.. that would help.
https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2024/09/12/56597/%E2%80%98where_are_all_the_women%3F
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Who is the target audience? Has to be the virtue signaling support anything woke crowd.
The same people that swear multiculturalism, a certain religion, men in girls toilets are good things.
Finding anyone who really enjoys it for the humour is going to be difficult.
Rosie if you’re genuinely funny write comedy but performing it isn’t your strength. Rosie performing comedy is the same as a tranny winning a beauty contest .
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Good Morning
I had not heard of this show before but what a crock load of shit, surely some over paid TV executive saw a pilot programme and said we just can’t broadcast this crap? Alternatively I suppose they could have put it on BBC3.
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I actually think there’s something very menacing and authoritarian about the face of modern “comedy” and “entertainment” of which this is a prime manifestation.
Audiences who can remember and / or still laugh at, genuine comedy from the 60s through to the first decade of this century, are being baited into a reaction by this kind of politicised virtue signalling that is masquerading as “comedy” so that we can be isolated and expunged as enemies of the kindly, caring, legions of the new wave Marxist witch hunters.
Rosie Jones complains about being abused on social media – she (and her manipulators) are fucking inviting it. They’re not doing this because they want to entertain, they’re doing it because they want to get a reaction so that they can stir up division and hatred; in the process inculcating the mindless, social media-blinkered, modern youth into hating the older generations who can see through the bigger picture and who recognise this as the sort of propaganda that is just another branch of mass thought control, orchestrated by the Stalinists Mk II who are infiltrating every aspect of our society and culture.
The panelists and participants on these broadcasts all cast that smug, superior, “come on then, we’re ready for you” look of moral perfection to the camera, as they pretend to find some humour in, and laugh along with, the painful freak show performances of the disabled or politically planted personnel which the Ministry of Truth has handpicked to front this tedious hectoring of the viewing public. If you reject, or worse criticise, this garbage you’re a hateful outlier who must be hunted down and burned at the stake.
Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson and many others all endured intense criticism and abuse down the years. They didn’t go crying to the thought police and demand people be arrested for hate crimes. As Manning said, “for thems that I’ve not made laff; get fooked”.
But no, the KGB comedians are not content for audiences en masse to call them out for the talentless political pawns that they are. They demand retribution and show trials, a nice prison term or ten for people saying hurty words about them on social media.
Switching off has been my reaction; specifically cancelling my TV licence. That and seeking proper comedy and entertainment out on the internet before it’s banned.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jTsZys8HJWU
Morning all
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Good morning Dave,
That’s a pretty righteous post you made there with some pretty righteous points.
We have the thought police. We have the word police. And now we have the laugh police…or perhaps more to your point…the laugh Gestapo.
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Morning General hope you’re good mate
You and I both don’t need it spelling it out, but fuck it I’m on my soapbox – as soon as entertainment for the masses has to be approved by the official truth police we know we’re in trouble.
Mussolini defined facism as the merger of government and corporate power; that’s what’s going on here. Government is defining the agenda, private industry is implementing it, ably affirmed by the official government propaganda machine that is the BBC, of course.
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we will soon have the sports police if fifa believe what the government are trying to do by getting involved in football.
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I wonder if Herr Starmer’s Ministry of Propalaughter is watching for members of the far right who aren’t laughing at the officially approved Regime humor?
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If Rayner can be deputy PM, Rosie Jones can be funny.
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Hey 6dV
Each of those 2 things are what we refer to in the States as an iffy proposition. i.e. of inconsistent or unreliable quality.
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Cheer up everyone
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/09/15/eight-migrants-die-crossing-channel-france/
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Well done, jolly good show. Carry on.
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What’s the betting they’re all women and children again..
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Oh dear, how sad never mind. Eight freeloaders less to process.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂let the water rats keep drowning
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It seems like just a freak show for wokes to piss themselves to. Rosie Jones has done several BBC radio programmes – even more terrible in audio only as she sounds like the tape has gone haywire. There si somebody even worse. I think his name is Lee Ridley wh si even more verbally disabled than her and has to relay his “jokes” through a voice synsithizer, again terrible for radio.
There is a reason Dr Stephen Hawking never did Just A Minute or Wireless 4 stand-up comedy.
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I’ve just watched a clip of him on Youtube, WCB.
Painful. Managed about two minutes.
He was still funnier than Mochael McIntyre though.
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What would be funnier is the liemore government in coffins.
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Repetition, hesitation and, er, repetition to quote the great count Arthur strong
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Norman Collier had to practise and how we laughed.
Still laugh at Rosie for the same reasons.
Good morning cunters.
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Because I have insomnia…
Out of sheer fucking boredom I did a search for Rosie Jones and found out the horse faced crotch cannibal with an overbite that cut cut an electric company power line once made a funny joke.
She said; At 16 years old Greta Thunberg should only be concerned with drinking Lambrini and getting fingered.
Score one for the spaz.
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Need to get Bill Burr and Gary Delaney on comedy central, might be worth a watch then
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Are those amputee celebs in it? Just asking,,because I enjoyed that James Spader film “Crash” so very much.
Good morning, everyone.
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Never heard of it. Or the wimmins. Rosie who?
Licence fee free for years and years. This and the previous nom provides a good enough reason.
The woke will eat itself.
In other news, has any cunt ever made a declaration regarding a ‘donation’ to purchase their wives clothes….
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This type of shit was subverted (by far cleverer people) 2 decades ago, already.
Ladies and Gentlemen, .. Jimmy Valmer….
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PDLTIfEtd_g&pp=ygUaU291dGggcGFyayBqaW1teSBwdW5jaGxpbmU%3D
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I disconnected any & all outside signals to the TV four years ago. Never regretted it, ever. If I wanna watch something, it comes from the DVD collection. So now I only ever see series/films that I deemed good enough, at whatever stage, to buy/own. My only exposure to the existence of utterly, disgracefully meritless piles of cunt such as the above-nommed is reading about them on here. Thank fuck.
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The woke will awake one day and Rosie gives me a hard-on.
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This one?
https://averagejoes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Rosie-Jones-Model-2010-Average-Joes-01.webp
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She will do wrap her up and I’ll wear her twat out.
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Looks pretty standard for ‘modern TV’, disability, women, sooty.
All boxes ticked, who cares if it’s shite 😂
I used to watch QT before it became completely unwatchable, the last person other than Barry Gardiner you needed on that program was Rosie Jones but at least she had an excuse…. Fucking painful
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I’ve not watched it since that rictus grinning Fiona Bruce took over from Dimblebore.
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As these days you have to have a “problem” or be a poofter to get laughs on the telly, I have come up with a sure-fire winner for a Channel 4 comedy series:
Meet The Streetings
starring husband and husband team Wes Streeting and Joe Dancey
The hilarious adventures of two gingers trying to run the country,
featuring Dave Lammy as the token black butler
A Fancy Nancy Production for Channel 4.
As you might know Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd have interests in TV these days and Fancy Nancy TV is a subsidiary. We have our studios in Mincing Lane. We will have some duckie scripts written by Mandy Mandelson, and we will see how many laughs we can get out of dialogue like “Fuck me harder Joe – in my mouth now up my arse”.
The wokerari will love it and make it a big hit.
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If Nish Kumar can have a career is comedy, then it’s only fair that Rosie Jones can too.
That Katherine Ryan has banging tits and reminds me of a younger Erica Lauren, the adult interest film actress.
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The tits are plastic.
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Blimey Odin, you’re not wrong;
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/us-showbiz/katherine-ryan-uses-lemons-keep-33006032
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My only surprise is that it’s not a BBC show.
Not surprised that Comedy Central is a Yank TV channel though.
Count my blessings I’m unable to access it.
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looks like compulsive viewing..
if you’re a proper cunt.
Good morning.
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‘Lard have mer-cee!’.
Elvis Presley.
This is rank beyond belief. The cunt who came up with this needs certifying.
Morning all.
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I can’t be arsed with this woke shite, moving swiftly on.
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I’ve decided, I am going to act like a spac, dribble and talk unfunny shite that no one understands and rake in the dollar.
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