Judge Paul Goldspring

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Judge Paul Goldspring, Chief Magistrate, and Sir Kweer lookalike, is a total cunt.

Today he proved beyond reasonable doubt that he is a full on establishment toady as he handed down a six month suspended sentence to the revolting BBC presenter Huw Edwards:

Whitchurch Herald.

As microscopic violins played, Goldspring sympathised with the obscenely paid BBC flagship anchor Edwards. The filth connoisseur was, after all, ‘of previously good character’. What the fuck! So that’s all right then.

Apparently the leering purrvertist’s career is ‘in tatters’. Boo fucking Hoo.

Will the fragrant Yvette be reviewing the appropriateness of the sentence? Will she fuck. Establishment cunts stick closer together than the pages of a wanker’s well used jizz mag. Fuck the lot of them.

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

92 thoughts on “Judge Paul Goldspring”

  2. Should have been strung up. Vile heap of shit. but the sentence doesn’t surprise me as we’re soft as shit

  3. If he`d just stuck to tooling sheep like the rest of his compatriots he`d have been OK. The silly sausage.
    🐑
    PS – I`m guessing he`s blown that extra £300,000 wages on his barrister.

  4. Hey now, we can’t be filling our remaining prison spaces up with celebrity pèdò’s..

    That for people who tweet nasty words about Rodney’s marvellous government and the fantastic flow of cultural enricher’s.

    • Yes, thankfully Edwares didn’t write a hurty sentence or he’d have been in the Clink. Luckily, he just bought and sold thousands of kiddy porn images.

      Starmer, who has experience with exonerating BBC nønćes, might have advised this judge cunt.

  5. That sends an interesting message to our rubber boat enthusiasts, doesn’t it? “Do what you will, shall be the whole of the law” (Alasteir Crowley)

  7. “Of previous good character” = “just got nicked for the first time”

    “We’re sick of feeling guilty when we haven’t been caught.” Terrorvision – Hide the dead girl

    • You beat me to it Gloria!

      Was just about to say the same thing. Another load of judicial bullshitese, along with ‘the defendent expressed his remorse’ (at being found out).

      Afternoon all.

    • like r@pists, pee-doughs don’t “just start”. They have generally been at fir ages but have just never been caught. A fine example of two-tier justice under sir kweer.

  8. Post a message on Faeces Book stating that you’re against the idea of becoming a minority in your own country, or something vaguely similar?
    3 years in the nick.

    Be an aggressive kiddy diddler and indulge in the creating and sharing of heinous child abuse images?
    A pay rise from your employers at the Beeb and a pathetically short suspended sentence.

    Make it make sense.

  10. Should have tried him in the US of A.

    Their pedelofiles are locked up in 99% of cases when found guilty.

    Average sentence is 8.5 years.

    Unless you’re Hunter Biden, in which case it all gets swept under the carpet.

    Hang on. there’s a pattern emerging here.

    Lefties…little kids…indecent images…get off Scot free. Hmm. I wonder.

  11. Yet again a bit of hyperbole from Tim Davie, the hapless DG:

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/huw-edwards-bbc-news-tim-davie-sentence-conviction-b1182523.html

    Yet the number of mincing poofters he has working for the corporation suggests that he is sitting on a ticking timebomb.

    I be the junior BBC employees have to be held in detention for their own good whenever Mandy or Clive Richard strolls into Broadcasting House.

    Who will be next to bring shame to the BBC?. That could be the basis for the replacement of Strictly Come Prancing on Saturday nights. A new family game show for 2 hours every Saturday night – Who’s A Dirty Old Man? – and meet your host, in plastic mac and stockings and suspenders – Eddie Izzard.

  12. Just had a laugh, a breaking news report, ‘hundreds’ of hezbola cunts blown up and injured by pagers.

    As for the Huw saga, he had mental health issues 😂

    The judge is aware of the lack of space in prisons 😳

  14. Some cunt wrote on farcebook that the judge was in the same WhatsApp group as the vile piece of shit Edwards.

    I didn’t read it though,in case I got 15 years for Thought Crime.

    Anyway they’re all rats in the same rotten barrel.

    Oven.

    • On reflection it would make sense to immediately hang péedofiles from the nearest lamppost upon conviction.

      After all there’s a22 billion Blackmore in the prison system or some bollocks like that.

      Cunts.

  15. Anchor as in wanchor. Fucking horrible cunt. Still though, due to the unique way the bbcunt is funded he will probably be on a nice pension and set for life, albeit not behind bars. What is happening to my country.🤯

  16. Six month suspended sentence and one of the videos was of 7 to 9 year old kids FFS

    Dear oh dear , what has this country come to .

  17. It’s ridiculous – these sick men had a legal way to satisfy their cravings. For years Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd were promoting Yvette Cooper as the “Nude Shirley Temple”. In one film she sang On The Good Ship Lollipop wearing only a wide grin and a captains cap, sucking a lolly in a very suggestive manner. We only sold a few copies, her manager, Ed Balls was livid.What a waste of Callard & Bowsers confectionery, not to mention Mars bars for the crew.

    • Cooper has a body like a giant lolly-ice stick with a face like danish pastry stuck on top.

  18. This sentence stinks of a funny handshake.
    I reckon the magistrate’s computer should be the next one to be seized and investigated.

  19. I wonder if Judge Goldspring plays golf with Tim Davie or Mark Rowley? Maybe Huw Edwards followed Lord Alli’s example and brought Goldspring’s wife some fancy panties, it seems for way now for these metro p*nces to get things done.

  20. I thought this filthy cunt was going to serve some bird, apparently not and he’s probably at home, wanking himself off over some undisclosed picture he has as he tells himself what a clever chap he is.

    I also read that that lawyers representing the BBC and Cunt are in discussions about the £200 grand they’ve asked back which suggests this piece of filth has told the BBC to feck off, not paying it back.

    I hope someone bottles this cunt one day.

    • If the perv was still under contract when he received these payments, it’s difficult to see what grounds the BBC has for demanding it be repaid.

      Unless there are clauses in the contract about conduct, bringing the corporation into disrepute (like they need any help in that department), disclosing material information about pending legal investigations, etc.

      It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out. Either way, not firing him when they first knew about the seriousness of the allegations/charges makes the BBC look like cunts. Giving him a pay rise while he was on leave makes the BBC look like cunts. Whining about wanting their (TV tax payers) money back makes the BBC look like cunts.

      So what we have here is the BBC looking like cunts. Shocker!

      • Indeed IY.
        All that bollock from the BBC about asking for the money back is just a smokescreen.
        They know full fucking well they’ve got no legal right.
        Looks good until this sorry saga is forgotten though.

      • Indeed IY but I think this is being asked for in ‘good faith’ (like the BBC have that) as they knew of his arrest in November and still gave him a pay rise (I think).

        What do I know, I am just a cunt.

  21. Wonder what would happen if all these diddlers met unfortunate accidents upon release or basically let off like huw. Only a thought honest

  22. I think a review of the sentence is entirely appropriate.

    Let’s see…castration with a rusty, jagged piece of metal seems fitting.

  23. I’m sure many cunters were outraged by the sentence as was I.

    It may help you better understand what happened by checking out this video on YT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=araObqexOec

    It’s under 6 minutes, so won’t take long. However, if you can’t be arsed the bottom line is…..

    The judge did everything by the book, so there was no ‘two tier justice’ as such.

    The real issue is about ‘making a point’ and public perception. As the video explains, in the case of the recent riots and hurty words on FB, the judges were inclined to make the point that anyone involved in or around riotous acts will be sent to prison. In the Edwards case, the judge decided not to make the same point and this is where public perception comes in.

    In the case of the riots/hurty words, public perception is custodial sentences were over the top. In the case of Edwards, the public perception is the punishment for doing what he did amounts to a slap on the wrist. So whilst the judge followed the guidelines and delivered a sentence that adheres to the rules as laid down, it just doesn’t look good.

    Hope that helps.

  24. Difficult as it may be to accept, his “punishment” is entirely consistent with the derisory sentences often handed out in these cases, even when Category A images are involved (as they were here). It’s also by no means uncommon for historical noncing offences to also end up with a suspended, or just a few months in the chokey, for some aging child molester. Check out the court reports in your local newspaper.

    You could almost believe the powers-that-be don’t regard offences against children as being particularly worthy of sanction.

  26. If Edwards’ mental elf issues are so severe that he has to wank off to child porn, would a spell in an institution not have been in order?
    Having no previous on record shouldn’t exonerate anyone in these circumstances unless, of course, you say that a mosque should be blown up on Facebook, which is actually a victimless ‘crime’, unlike viewing pics of a child being buggered.
    It’s ok though. We’re still being assured there’s no two tier justice system.

  27. I would normally resist quoting anything from The Sun, but they did have a point today.
    The judge may have assumed Edwards to be of previously good character, but the buried story of him purchasing dick pics from a young man can’t simply be brushed aside completely.
    The boy’s parents insist he was underage, the lad himself later said he wasn’t.
    Reading between the lines, The Sun reckon they’ve still got him nailed, but don’t have anything solid enough to go public. They haven’t issued an apology though, just a quiet crawl into the shadows.
    I know they can’t convict on that one, but surely it gives a whiff of anything but good character.
    I wouldn’t be surprised to see more on that story one day,

    • Fucking impressive!
      First it was injuries, now they’re claiming fatalities.
      I wonder if the same can be done to the latest iPhone?
      That would get the number of benefit claimants in this country down to a manageable level.

    • Fuck them and the behemoth they rode in on. That’s filthy by anyone’s standards, and follows naturally from the DIME weapons, phosphorus and flechettes they’ve tested on civilians in Gaza in the past. They created the situation and they won’t solve anything this way; just perpetuate the hatred.

      How do these bastards get a free pass from the West – admiration, even? Because the Holocaust, is it? It’s beyond me.

      I have moderated my language, incidentally. It is now pretty well illegal to criticise the nasty little country concerned – might ask yourselves how and why.

      • Having spent nine months there working. I would say it is their tenacity in holding onto the place, their sheer industriousness turning baren land into a lush green breadbasket. Their ingenuity and intelligence.
        Their warmth and helpfulness if you’re in a fix.

        Their women. Oh my god! Israeli women are among the sexiest on the planet. They tease, but they’re not slutty.
        They’re beautiful and they know their worth without being stuck up.

        And finally, their ice cream. By fuck can the Israelis make a good ice cream.

      • They don’t seem to be as nice to the people whose land they’ve taken. And continue to annexe. All stick, and no carrot – or ice cream – there, eh?

      • In all honesty dear Komodo, being shot at and coming under rocket attack on a regular basis does tend to sour any neighbourly relationship.

        You can believe the Israelis are a bunch of nasty fuckers if you wish. Their politicians, like ours can be a right bunch of cunts.

        The people though, are by and large decent, thoughtful and intelligent.

        Just don’t try and kill them.

        That really pisses them off.

      • I just nominated Hezbollah for their whining about this.

        It’s real simple:

        If you don’t want the Israelis to blow your balls off with your own pager…don’t target innocent Jewish civilians with your rockets.

        While I’m not a religious man I say; Blessed be the big noses for wishing that Pieces be blown off of the Faithful.

  29. He Huw, has already a new show lined up, Blue Peter 2, strictly for kids only of course goes without saying, the BBC wouldn’t have it any other way, standards and all that
    Huw will proudly announce he’s new career in children’s TV, when all this stickiness has evaporated

  30. Just seen the Flabbott being interviewed and she didn’t disappoint. One gem was that when she was dating Magic Grandpa she complained that they didn’t go out anywhere. So one day Jezza told her to get in the car and told her that he was taking her out for the day. He then drove her to Highgate Cemetery to look at the tomb of Karl Marx.

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