Congratulations to Cunt with No Name who correctly predicted the sad death of legendary US actor James Earl Jones who has died aged 93.Jones had a prolific career over several decades but will be best remembered as the Voice of Darth Vadar and also as Mufasa in the Lion King.
On to Dead Pool 333
The rules
1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)Mo swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
Angela Rayner
sadiq Khan
David Lammy
More of a wish list really.
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Since making my selection, I can confirm that the Police have stuck a battering ram through my front door, shot my dog for being dangerously asleep in his bed and carted me off for a show trial in a kangaroo court (Bit surprised it took 6000 of them to do this to be honest), where I shall be tried for dissent and making fun of Dear leader Starmer. As well as being in possession of a dangerous far right sense of humour.
I am told I shall be executed by anti aircraft cannon on Hastings beach in front of a crowd of baying illegal immigrants, who will be gifted my house.
My my wife and children will be sent to a Welsh phlegm mine to act as canaries for the rest of their days.
I am definitely not writing this with a politicised police issue Glock 17 pointed at my head.
Oh my god! please stop hitting me!
Ouch!
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Billy Connolly
Tommy Steele
Robert Duvall
Linda Nolan
Micheal Caine
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Phil Collins
Tom Lehrer
Alan Bennett
Pete Murray
Sian Phillips
Blimey, thought JEJ was already dead
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Oops, Pete Murrey taken by Cuntologist.
Swap for Richard Chamberlain
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Cliff ‘Colostomy bag toting, Op YewTree dodging, God bothering k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
John ‘Cliffs spunk gobbler’ McElynn
Danny ‘I fink I’m ‘ard’ Dyer
Adam ‘worthless shit actor’ Woodyatt
Helen ‘No chin scales reptile’ Worth
Doria ‘n*gnog breeder of yacht sluts’ Ragland
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Erich von Däniken
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
William Shatner
James Hetfield
1
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
John Gotti Junior
Tommy Karate Pitera
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Still think Darth Vaders voice should have been left as David Prowes’s thick Somerset accent. “I’m your Farrrrttthhhuurrr Luke”.
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Congratulations to the C with NN
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
HeatherLocklear
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Oprah Winfrey
Bruce Springsteen
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Gene Hackman
Imelda Marcos
Pope Benedict
Raul Castro
Buzz Aldrin
Good Darts CwNN
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Doreen Lawrence
Jo Guest
Ron Jeremy
Harvey Price
Sandi Toksvig
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David Attenborough
Huw Edwards
Jim Dale
Kenneth Cope
Maggie Smith
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Cope
Potential winner. Congratulations if win confirmed.
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