David Lammy (18)

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Is an absolute cunt.

This good for nothing bastard has suspended 30 arms export licenses to Israel.

Anyone can see straight through this for the terrorist appeasing gesture that it is, just to keep Muslim voters onside. Next up we’ll all be paying compensation to Hamas in our taxes.

Lammy is an imbecilic foreign twat who belongs in Guyana, or stuck on a spike on Londonistan bridge.

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Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

109 thoughts on “David Lammy (18)”

    • He’s on telly this minute saying that Lord Ali buying clothes for Kier Stormfuhrers missus is perfectly normal and as they represent the country they ‘ need to look good ‘.

      Although the other day he was in the US wearing trainers with a suit?

      He looks odd in a suit.
      You could get him measured up on savile row by a tailor ,
      He’d still look like a sack of spuds.

      He’d look best in a little fez,
      And a brocade waistcoat.
      Having his photo taken with kids on Blackpool seafront.

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      • He would look better in a loin cloth (dwarfed by his enormous belly) and painted in blue and white, shaking a spear.

      • He would look better in a loin cloth (obscured by his enormous belly) and painted in blue and white, shaking a spear.

      • Maybe I’m thick, but I read somewhere that he gets c. 160K a year and she is an occupational health worker (so NHS, paid fuck all but used to be a Barrister).

        It would be right and proper to suggest that they have enough cash to buy her clothes and I think it’s a bit odd.

        If some cunt wanted to buy my wife clothes I would enquire as to their real intentions – do you expect my wife to dress up for you or perhaps wear that gimp suit you brought her for special occasions?

      • He’s a poofter , so I doubt he wants to get into Victoria’s knickers, perhaps his grooming Rodney?. Starmer has far too many cock suckers round him and Mandy probably gets first dibs.

  3. That fat blek pudding is last person any sane leader would appoint as foreign secretary during any sort of international volatility..

    so perfect for 21st Century Panto Britain.

    what a bunch of immo loving arse kissing Cunts.

    Good morning and immediate Oven.

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  5. You and me we sweat and strain….

    Yesterday Hammy Lammy excused Kweer and his “wife” for p*ncing £20,000 of clothes off a poofy Paki donor as “he needed to look good during the election campaign”. It reminded me of the worst sort of back street used car salesman in the 1960s who would tart up an old banger, give it a fresh coat of paint, knowing it would konk out before it had done 5 miles. And so Rodders has turned out

    Can I just remind Lammy he is a multi millionaire for Christ’s sake?

    …. tote that barge, lfft that bale, have a little drink and you land in jail…….. I gets weary and sick of trying…….*

    (*Thanks for help from Jerome Kern)

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      • .. and pulled a whole slew of dirty tactics out of his arse, that he never even let a hint of go public in all his election campaigning. All-out lying by ommision the whole way, the slimy deceitful C-U-N-T…

        (Pensioner-fucking via fuel allowance confiscations, .. smoking ban for beer gardens etc.)

        Which got me dreaming-up a system whereby every voter gets a – say – 100 day grace period after the election. If they feel the cunt they gave their vote to makes a cunt OF the first 100 days, like this absolute rotten cunt y’all have in formerly-great Britain, being driven to ruin by multifarious cunts, … on day 101 the option to hit a big red ‘withdraw my vote’ and a day 102 recount.

        I know it’s a pipe dream on crack, but imagine IF, folks … although there’s nothing in that given setup to allow for a cunt to keep ON being an underhanded bastard-cunt for the 1st 100 days, then show his filthy duplicitous hand from day 101 onwards.

      • Apparently another of Keir’s Kweers has thought up another ban – poofy Peter Kyle, one of the Brighton gingers is contemplating banning Tic-Toc for teenagers ( I will try to find a link). He is “deeply interested in the Australian system…..and wants to save children”. Save one for Mandy as well, Pete

  6. David is married to a blonde white woman and it nearly caused a international incident when they visited the Empire state building

    ” Oh no you don’t!
    Not after last time buddy!”

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  8. A fucking elephant sized embarrassment. Having this retardo representing the UK abroad is a fitting humiliation for our banana monarchy. I expect he serenaded comatose Joe and his Kamel with a few numbers on the ukulele. ‘Mohammed Row The Boat Ashore’ is a current favourite.

    Good morning, everyone.

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    • Whooooah there Sammy don’t associate this lump of coal with my hometown 😩…mind you he’d certainly keep the stall in the money for quite a while all sliced up 👍….’what’s that luv’….’ oh it’s our new flavoured concoction, the guyanangoon’ 🇬🇾

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      • Apologies Gelderd-end. Only mentioned Bury because it was famous for black puddings and not far from where I was dumped in Heywood, from my original home of Bradford, Manchester.

  10. My favourite Hammy Lammy story was when he accused the Vatican of race prejudice because to elect a Pope – it’s black smoke, no decision, white smoke – we have a new Pope, Dave of course felt that was terribly racist, only a twat could take offence at that (and Jess Phillips who takes offence at everything).

    Of course he can be excused, because we have a PM who loudly claims his aethisism at the same time being a proxy Jew because he is married to a Jewish woman.

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  11. Lammy was working his two brain cells hard yesterday on his tours of news studios, trying to justify Rodney’s bungs from ali bongo..

    Let’s say if it was a court case Rodney would be on death row, with old man lammy representing him..

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  12. Intellectually challenged like the rest of this commie fucking band of chancers. Who discovered the supposedly black hole of £22 billion? Fucking Diane Abbott?

    What would be the chance of corporate manslaughter charges against Kier and Rachel if anyone died of hypothermia in their own home?
    Slim Chinaman’s and no chance. I know what my money would be on. Cunts.
    Morning all.

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    • If that “black hole” exists, £9 billion of it is down to Kweer, who bribed the rail unions and junior doctors, and got fuck all out them in exchange. As a result one of the rail unions and the BMA are STILL threatening strike.

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    • The bank of England is for some reason not going to justify that £22Bn black hole, for the simple reason Labour just fancied £22Bn of our cash. So fuck you and hand it over.

      Strange that the cost of keeping all of the illegal immigrants in the style to which they have recently become accustomed and the train drivers etc pay rises seems to come to exactly £22Bn.

      Funny that.

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  13. Dave’s got a very plummy accent,
    From his privileged education no doubt?

    He sounds a bit like Philip from Rising Damp,

    But looks like a lesbian Rusty Lee.

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    • As my Mum used to say after I’d been out playing when I was a kid with my shirt hanging out, “You look like a bag of shit tied in the middle”.

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  14. This complete fool could lead us into World War 3. Firing our missiles 300 miles into Russia is a step too far. Putin is a cunt no doubt about it, but this will be his red line. You poke the bear and it will bite your face off eventually. Even Biden sees this and won’t allow it. This Government is that arrogant and thick that they are liable to go it alone. God help us. I’m also starting to get really pissed off with Zelensky’s constant brow beating. This war has nothing to do with us. Ukraine is corrupt to its core but this is ignored mostly by the media. Would Ukraine be worse off with Russia in charge? And they Poland would be next. What a load of rubbish, Russia wouldn’t last a week against NATO and Putin knows this. Finally, I don’t know what the Americans must have thought when Lammy got off the plane. Wearing a pair of trainers for fucks sake. He’d make a good tramp if he smartened his self up a bit.

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      • I was just going to comment on this stupidity by our beloved leaders. It’s bat shit crazy to poke Russia to far. lets hope nothing happens. however this time I get the feeling we have bitten more than we can chew. Even the yanks have said, no thanks to that one.

  15. “Throughout my life I have been a friend of Israel” said Lammy.

    Oh really Dave?

    That’s the equivalent of seeing your ‘friends’ house broken into and their family raped and murdered and then tying one hand behind their back when they try to defend themselves.

    The UK only supplies Israel with something like 1% of arms sales anyway and these 30 are a fraction of the 350 so will make fuck all difference.

    Israel can look after itself anyway, we have bigger problems to deal with at home than the permacrisis of the Middle East.

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    • Lammy is that thick he doesn’t realise those 30 contracts for parts can be outsourced to a third party (the US for example) and then sold on to Israel, while still being produced in the UK.

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  16. I reckon (I’d walk a million miles for your demise) La-ammy will be the first to get the axe from Keir Stapo’s government. I sincerely hope so anyway.

    Even someone like Stapo will surely know that a black gobshite like Lammy is a total liabilty? Messing with Ivan could get us all killed. I would send Lammy to the Ukraine permanently. Him and that scruffy twat Zelensky deserve one another.

    And – as I have said many times – does anyone think that tramp Zelensky or his Ukraine would give a toss or lift a finger if Russia had invaded the UK instead? Would he fuck. Sod them.

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    • I think you are right Norman, and he will be closely followed by Hitler-Reeves if the economy goes tits up, and Wessy duckie, if the NHS gets no better. Leaving out Fatso Thornberry proves that Starmer will do anything to protect himself – he would lay down his friends for his life, as they once said of old Mac.

      The only safe one will be Angie because we all know Starmer is scared shitless by her.

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  17. We have been denied the spectacle of Lammy visiting his Russian equivalent on an important official visit and being handed someone’s coat to hang up or told to park up the limo.

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    • Did you know, there are only 30,000 people who look like Lammy in the entire Russian federation.

      Apparently they run faster from the police than they do the skinheads.

      Nobody wants them there, they aren’t welcome and they fucking know it.

      perhaps being invaded by Vlad isn’t suck a bad thing after all.

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  19. OT. My horn-o-meter has been going doo lally recently.

    Last week, I was thinking about Linda Cristal from the High Chapparal.

    Today, it’s Jaws’ girlfriend from Moonraker, Blanche Ravalec.

    Those iron jabs are sending me up the wall…

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  20. Uncle Albert. ‘Don’t seem fair though.’

    Del Boy. ‘Neither’s Frank Bruno’s arse. But you don’t go on about it!’

    Never see the light of day now.

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  21. Low IQ politician pandering to an even lower IQ voter demographic.

    If Lammy thinks that preventing Israel from having access to pinpoint accurate weapons that can take out a single Hamas terrorist in a crowd of 50 civilians will result in fewer civilian casualties and Israel unilaterally declaring a cease fire, then he’s an even bigger monkey’s uncle than I had previously given him credit for.

    All Israel will do in response is deploy more conventional weapons that take out large numbers of people in one go while trying to get at the Hamas terrorists. Civilian casualties will rise exponentially courtesy of Lammy and his Labour government’s nonsensical sanctions.

    Like everything Labour has done in its disastrous two months in power, this policy is misguided and poorly thought out and will ultimately only make a bad situation much worse. That is what happens when you have a government simply interested in silly platitudes designed to please no one other than their stupid voter base.

    Starmer: “Country first, party second.” Yeah, pull the other fucking one!

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  23. Jesus I blush at the faux Pas he’s making on the world stage in our name.

    To be a ambassador I’d expect you’d have to be fairly urbane?

    Know your manners, what cutlery to use etc?

    Dave drinking from the finger bowl,
    Complaining his lasagne is chewy

    ” That’s the hot towel sir”

    FFS.

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      • Bursting out with a rendition of ‘Oh Happy Day’ at the most inappropriate moments.

        Remembrance Sunday, Popes funeral…just can’t stop himself.

      • Ballsy seems the type to get off on seeing his Mrs rodgered by another bloke. Pixie Balls-Cooper would be wrecked by Lammys King Kong schlong.

      • LL I have often wondered what “arrangements” have to be made when Ed gets jiggy with Pixieballs. I imagine there has to be block and tackle to lower him on to her safely, so he can pogo for a minute or two before he is hauled up again. I can only assume anal reverse cowgirl?.

        It would be hell to film – missionary would be right out – he would look as if he were fucking the duvet. Teabagging – his bollocks would block out the camera lens, and possibly knock out old PixieBalls.

        Gallons of lube would be necessary. I don’t think it happens – she probably has a Junior Miss dildo which she pokes about with, and as for him……… dogging?. The dark would be a benefit for old Slubberguts.

    • That dirty bastard Huw Edwards just got a 6months suspended sentence.

      For multiple child porn images!!!

      Luckily he didn’t send a nasty tweet or swear at a police horse .
      He’d of got serious time.

      Was the judge his fuckin boyfriend or something?

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      • Certainly seems to have got off lightly. Not even 10 years on the register. When sentencing the judge decided he might be vulnerable in prison but not that children may be vulnerable whilst he’s scot free.

      • While some half head who kicks an empty police van gets three years.

        And that old bummer Edwards gets a pat on the back for lusting after kiddies.

        British justice, eh?

      • I bet he is, Mingejuice.

        And I dare say numerous media cunts and luvvies will have him at their Holland Park dinner parties.

        But… But he was given a suspended sentence. He had mental health problems.’

        And what’s the betting that the Beeb will have him back in some way?

    • I’d save Victoria – she’s a fair piece, considering she has been fucked by Kweer . She has been punished enough. I think Hitler-Reeves or Pixieballs should stand in for her. With Jess Phillips as the warm-up act.

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