I don’t mean to cause offence to the nice gentleman in the bar who is shouting “OI. You lookin’ at my bird?” He is, of course, not a cunt, and I’d better shut up or fucking else. Nononono. Something in my eye. Sorry.
My gripe is with the obvious butch lezza, cropped hair, 4’8″ tall, 4’9″ wide but not in dungarees, who was blocking my access to the milk in the Co-op today. “Could you excuse me a second?”, I asked. It moved grudgingly aside, and then, with the speed of a slug on Mandrax, a thought occurred to it, “Did you just call me ‘Sir’?” it enquired, with more than a soupcon of strop. I repeated what I had said, with extra clarity for the hard of understanding. It didn’t reply, and I moved on towards the ripen-at-home nectarines. Thinking.
Butch lezza was definitely looking for trouble. If I HAD called it Sir, I can only imagine that the next move would have been a call to the (thought) police. At the very least, I could have expected a loud lecture on gender identity, and instruction as to which precise category the cunt fitted, complete with silly pronouns. You don’t have to be a mind reader these days. If a complete stranger raises a gender-related issue for no apparent, or an invented, reason, they’re looking for trouble.
Be on your guard, cunters. It’s not just in the Co-Op. It’s global:
Nominated by Komodo.
You want trouble causing cunts?
I’ve got ’em.
Chappel Roan. A major and massive woke cunt in the making.
Believe me, she could be Cunt of the Year 2025.
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She`s a bit of a mentaloid, Norman …
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/chappell-roan-depression-pink-pony-club-b2616144.html
No different to the vast majority of the narcissistic young whippersnappers we have nowadays.
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A recent gem from Roan is that only wimmin make good rock stars….
Really? Can anyone name any good women rock stars, past or present?
Also, a bit rich from this daft bitch. Considering she rips off David Bowie’s 1970s career.
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Norman, when a much younger, bloke I would dearly have loved to shag Susanna Hoffs of The Bangles and, as an old bastard these days, still would. Anywhere, even in the back of MNC’s pantsoffnichon.
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Had to look the cunt up never heard of her, it, them fucking lorry. Fucking can’t stand fucking dykes.
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Lesbians are a total pain in the arse: Just look at Jess Phillips, Rachel “Bulldog” Reeves, Mandy and Kweer Charmer if you need proof
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Jodie Foster, Ellen DeGeneres, Lizzo, Anne Heche, Kristen Stewart.
Psychotic tuppence flickers, the lot of them.
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Foster was worth a good boffing around the time she made Silence of the Lambs. If I were Anthony Hopkins I’d certainly have tried.
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Foster hates men apparently.
‘Had’ a ‘child’ and the ‘father’ was treated like he was nothing. A non-person. Had to sign all sorts of contracts to not go near the kid ever. He’s served his purpose and he was then fucked off like an empty baked bean tin.
Allegedly and all that, of course….
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At least Heche provided a laugh.
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Blimey Komodo, you could have been looking at a 2 year 8 month sentence for mis-gendering there, under Stasi’s new regime.
‘But I was just trying to get some milk, Your Honour’
‘Nonsense, this kind of vile attack will not be tolerated under the new National Socialist regime, take the dirty scum down warder!’
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Ahhh, if only real life could be like this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpaAyeZVVys
Afternoon all
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It does happen Ron. I think I posted before about such an event of which I knew. In the mid seventies a man left his mates at one of the clubs at about 3am and was walking alone through the old pedestrian underpass that was a couple of hundred yards down Digbeth from St Martin’s, long since gone of course. Four black youths hanging about thought it would be a good idea to mug him. One of them got away, he put the other three in hospital with broken bones and various other injuries. He was a PT instructor in the Royal Marine Commandoes. I got the full details because his father worked with my father.
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Great stuff arfur.
These days he’d probably be had up for using excessive force in his own defence and sent down, while his assailants would get compo and counselling.
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One of my grandads younger pit mates was a pro heavy weight boxer in his time, he fought Henry and Joe lost lots of fights totally punch drunk. One day going to the pit car full of pickets asking him where he was going couple of minutes later 5 flying pickets spark out Jack down the shaft on time., he did stutter a bit but you would never have took the piss..
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William Eilish is a monunental cunt and all.
Tits that would be worth a shufty.
But a face like a Mon Calamari from Star Wars.
And a sulky surly put on attitude that makes the Young Ones Neil look like a benchmark in positivity.
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Nearly as shite a Bond song as Sam bummers piffle.
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I’m a boy,I’m a boy but my ma won’t admit it and if I say I am I get it 🎶 ….
Well I am what I am and I know I’m a man and so’s lola,la la la la Lola 🎶 …
Gender,trans, pronouns, meh nothing new to us oldies 👴 🎸✊
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Townshend’s grandmother was a loony cunt.
Dressing the lad like a girl, amongst other things.
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& what do we all say to a big fat trouble making lezza, with two black eyes? Nothing, she’s been told twice already.
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I bet its related to Lesbían Nanna Dwârf copper.
So you had a very lucky escape.
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Interesting definition of hate speech by the UN.
“Forms of hate speech can include scapegoating, stereotyping, stigmatization and use of derogatory language”.
It kind of reminds me of someone who took power a couple of months ago, he then went on to alienate large swathes of the voting public by branding them ‘far-right’.
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I leave home on any given day and no matter what frame of mind I’m in guaranteed I will come across some cunt looking for trouble.
I wouldn’t say I was any more passive or aggressive than the next bloke.
Yet some fucker gets my goat almost daily.
I don’t get this trouble at home on my own not unless I catch sight of myself in a mirror and I’m looking at me wrong!
Maybe the island is overcrowded, I don’t know?
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“If you’re looking for trouble. You came to the right place”
Im not sure that’s a good advertising slogan for the co-op.. more of a asda vibe..
Sorry but is it me or is Rodney’ starmers head expanding by the hour..
I saw a video clip earlier and I thought the hindenburg was flying again.
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The old p*nce is in his Norman Vaughan* mood this week – “I’m in charge!” – his minstrel show starts this weekend. I wonder if his gay sugar daddy has bought him some duckie new schmatter for the occassion?.
*Norman Vaughan now deceased alleged “comedian” whose catchphrase was “I’m in charge” with his two thumbs up. I dare say Rodders has his thumbs up Streeting’s arse
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You should thank your lucky stars, Komodo, you didn’t run into this trannie nutjob:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xfc0RDzruU
“You said Sir! It is MA’AM!”
😂
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I don’t know how anybody could ever have mistaken this gorgeous creature for a bloke S-c.
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And now it’s time for the musical portion of our program:
https://youtu.be/Vy-rvsHsi1o?si=2s3L5eor0tvO5nw1
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Top vibe General
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O/T, but makes you think…!
https://youtu.be/I4kihs2MAnM?si=u1XOt2j0_Y8d2qJx
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I’ve no time for this utter bollox, if they wish to indulge themselves in their fantasies it’s up to them but don’t expect me to go along with their rubbish.
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What’s the thing in the header?
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Demented ?
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A good story from a few years back. My dad and I where on the ferry coming back from France, going up to get some food. My dad has coeliac disease, so politely asked is there anything gluten free? Fair enough you’d think? No this pair for dykes over heard him and got in a spaz about it. Not having the minerals to say something to him, they wonder back to a table and proceed to have a rant about it. Well I was on the next table, I told my dad who had a polite word. At this point he was polite, untill they started banging on about how rude he was ect. I bet they wouldn’t have batted an eye lid if it was a vegan request, or another freek. No they just dislike a white man asking a question about an actual allergy. I then involve myself and it all kicks off. I proceeded to tell the bull dyke shit cunt they are the reason this country is fucked. I’d now be arrested if I’d had said that. This is typical of fucking dykes, homos, snowflake kids, lefty shit cunts. I lament for our future, give. these cunts rule the country. Oven!
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Looking for trouble clearly pay’s….!!!!
Convicted burglar £5.5m payout after being stabbed 16 times in prison https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13873301/Burglar-phobia-kitchens-stabbed-prison-canteen-payout.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
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I’d have replied “No Sir, I didn’t”.
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It’s all a bit dystopian where minority groups like blue haired pronouns are leading us , not to mind the other minorities that are victim playing scammers.
A twenty four hour body cam will be needed to be worn by the majority for they’re own protection against such sensitive groups to expose their bile, hatred and unhappiness for the normal.
Fk em and let hang them hang themselves by live cam. Uncensored live footage real time, of what really took place, that cannot be disputed in any court.
Just be careful not to hang yourself, that should be the easy part though, even if you feel like smashing some these cunts faces in..
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Just wait for this Sunday outside the Israeli embassy in London.
There is also a large amount of anti illegal immigration protests planned up and down the country.
Wonder which one makes the national press.
Some will be deemed peacefully (lol) protesters and the others will be deemed far right thugs.
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You won’t be able to move for Jonty’s and Jemima’s in keffiyehs. Tommy Robinson (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) has one planned outside Downing Street 26th October. I think Starmer will be spending the weekend at Chequers for that one.
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Someone here accurately described the keffiyeh as the Yasser Arafat commemorative tea towel.
Hats off to that cunter.
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Thinking of getting a white cane and wearing my 80’s wayfarers. Then I might get some sympathy if I fall over some weird cunt in the dairy section. Even in this neck of the woods we have a growing number of alphabet people of all shapes and sizes some do act as if they are something special, hoping a white stick up the arse cos they are in the fucking way will return their feeling of entitlement to a more normal level.
Fucking mad World makes less sense everyday.
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