Cunts Looking for Trouble

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I don’t mean to cause offence to the nice gentleman in the bar who is shouting “OI. You lookin’ at my bird?” He is, of course, not a cunt, and I’d better shut up or fucking else. Nononono. Something in my eye. Sorry.

My gripe is with the obvious butch lezza, cropped hair, 4’8″ tall, 4’9″ wide but not in dungarees, who was blocking my access to the milk in the Co-op today. “Could you excuse me a second?”, I asked. It moved grudgingly aside, and then, with the speed of a slug on Mandrax, a thought occurred to it, “Did you just call me ‘Sir’?” it enquired, with more than a soupcon of strop. I repeated what I had said, with extra clarity for the hard of understanding. It didn’t reply, and I moved on towards the ripen-at-home nectarines. Thinking.

Butch lezza was definitely looking for trouble. If I HAD called it Sir, I can only imagine that the next move would have been a call to the (thought) police. At the very least, I could have expected a loud lecture on gender identity, and instruction as to which precise category the cunt fitted, complete with silly pronouns. You don’t have to be a mind reader these days. If a complete stranger raises a gender-related issue for no apparent, or an invented, reason, they’re looking for trouble.

Be on your guard, cunters. It’s not just in the Co-Op. It’s global:

www.unesco

Nominated by Komodo.

60 thoughts on “Cunts Looking for Trouble”

  1. You want trouble causing cunts?
    I’ve got ’em.

    Chappel Roan. A major and massive woke cunt in the making.
    Believe me, she could be Cunt of the Year 2025.

  2. Lesbians are a total pain in the arse: Just look at Jess Phillips, Rachel “Bulldog” Reeves, Mandy and Kweer Charmer if you need proof

    • Jodie Foster, Ellen DeGeneres, Lizzo, Anne Heche, Kristen Stewart.

      Psychotic tuppence flickers, the lot of them.

      • Foster was worth a good boffing around the time she made Silence of the Lambs. If I were Anthony Hopkins I’d certainly have tried.

      • Foster hates men apparently.
        ‘Had’ a ‘child’ and the ‘father’ was treated like he was nothing. A non-person. Had to sign all sorts of contracts to not go near the kid ever. He’s served his purpose and he was then fucked off like an empty baked bean tin.

        Allegedly and all that, of course….

  3. Blimey Komodo, you could have been looking at a 2 year 8 month sentence for mis-gendering there, under Stasi’s new regime.

    ‘But I was just trying to get some milk, Your Honour’

    ‘Nonsense, this kind of vile attack will not be tolerated under the new National Socialist regime, take the dirty scum down warder!’

    • It does happen Ron. I think I posted before about such an event of which I knew. In the mid seventies a man left his mates at one of the clubs at about 3am and was walking alone through the old pedestrian underpass that was a couple of hundred yards down Digbeth from St Martin’s, long since gone of course. Four black youths hanging about thought it would be a good idea to mug him. One of them got away, he put the other three in hospital with broken bones and various other injuries. He was a PT instructor in the Royal Marine Commandoes. I got the full details because his father worked with my father.

      • Great stuff arfur.

        These days he’d probably be had up for using excessive force in his own defence and sent down, while his assailants would get compo and counselling.

      • One of my grandads younger pit mates was a pro heavy weight boxer in his time, he fought Henry and Joe lost lots of fights totally punch drunk. One day going to the pit car full of pickets asking him where he was going couple of minutes later 5 flying pickets spark out Jack down the shaft on time., he did stutter a bit but you would never have took the piss..

  5. William Eilish is a monunental cunt and all.

    Tits that would be worth a shufty.
    But a face like a Mon Calamari from Star Wars.

    And a sulky surly put on attitude that makes the Young Ones Neil look like a benchmark in positivity.

  6. I’m a boy,I’m a boy but my ma won’t admit it and if I say I am I get it 🎶 ….
    Well I am what I am and I know I’m a man and so’s lola,la la la la Lola 🎶 …
    Gender,trans, pronouns, meh nothing new to us oldies 👴 🎸✊

  7. & what do we all say to a big fat trouble making lezza, with two black eyes? Nothing, she’s been told twice already.

  9. Interesting definition of hate speech by the UN.

    “Forms of hate speech can include scapegoating, stereotyping, stigmatization and use of derogatory language”.

    It kind of reminds me of someone who took power a couple of months ago, he then went on to alienate large swathes of the voting public by branding them ‘far-right’.

  10. I leave home on any given day and no matter what frame of mind I’m in guaranteed I will come across some cunt looking for trouble.
    I wouldn’t say I was any more passive or aggressive than the next bloke.
    Yet some fucker gets my goat almost daily.
    I don’t get this trouble at home on my own not unless I catch sight of myself in a mirror and I’m looking at me wrong!
    Maybe the island is overcrowded, I don’t know?

  11. “If you’re looking for trouble. You came to the right place”

    Im not sure that’s a good advertising slogan for the co-op.. more of a asda vibe..

    Sorry but is it me or is Rodney’ starmers head expanding by the hour..
    I saw a video clip earlier and I thought the hindenburg was flying again.

    • The old p*nce is in his Norman Vaughan* mood this week – “I’m in charge!” – his minstrel show starts this weekend. I wonder if his gay sugar daddy has bought him some duckie new schmatter for the occassion?.

      *Norman Vaughan now deceased alleged “comedian” whose catchphrase was “I’m in charge” with his two thumbs up. I dare say Rodders has his thumbs up Streeting’s arse

      • He had a very punchable face, Chris, and used to compere Sunday Night At The London Shithouse. He used to tell inane jokes and punctuate them with the words “swinging” and “dodgy”. He might well have been a bit dodgy,and as for swinging, I’d like to see him swing like Mussolini (or Starmer)

  15. I’ve no time for this utter bollox, if they wish to indulge themselves in their fantasies it’s up to them but don’t expect me to go along with their rubbish.

  17. A good story from a few years back. My dad and I where on the ferry coming back from France, going up to get some food. My dad has coeliac disease, so politely asked is there anything gluten free? Fair enough you’d think? No this pair for dykes over heard him and got in a spaz about it. Not having the minerals to say something to him, they wonder back to a table and proceed to have a rant about it. Well I was on the next table, I told my dad who had a polite word. At this point he was polite, untill they started banging on about how rude he was ect. I bet they wouldn’t have batted an eye lid if it was a vegan request, or another freek. No they just dislike a white man asking a question about an actual allergy. I then involve myself and it all kicks off. I proceeded to tell the bull dyke shit cunt they are the reason this country is fucked. I’d now be arrested if I’d had said that. This is typical of fucking dykes, homos, snowflake kids, lefty shit cunts. I lament for our future, give. these cunts rule the country. Oven!

    • I had a ruck with a couple homo’s at the checkout at b&q of all places.. Far to close to me when I was putting in my pin number..!

      When I threatened them with a severe fucking kicking ( I’m 6’3″ & 15 stone)

      They thought better of it and minced off.

      That said, as they were driving off I got some verbals. If the missus hadn’t been with me I’d have chased the cunts down and beat the shite out of them..!

  20. It’s all a bit dystopian where minority groups like blue haired pronouns are leading us , not to mind the other minorities that are victim playing scammers.
    A twenty four hour body cam will be needed to be worn by the majority for they’re own protection against such sensitive groups to expose their bile, hatred and unhappiness for the normal.
    Fk em and let hang them hang themselves by live cam. Uncensored live footage real time, of what really took place, that cannot be disputed in any court.
    Just be careful not to hang yourself, that should be the easy part though, even if you feel like smashing some these cunts faces in..

  21. Just wait for this Sunday outside the Israeli embassy in London.

    There is also a large amount of anti illegal immigration protests planned up and down the country.

    Wonder which one makes the national press.

    Some will be deemed peacefully (lol) protesters and the others will be deemed far right thugs.

    • You won’t be able to move for Jonty’s and Jemima’s in keffiyehs. Tommy Robinson (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) has one planned outside Downing Street 26th October. I think Starmer will be spending the weekend at Chequers for that one.

      • Someone here accurately described the keffiyeh as the Yasser Arafat commemorative tea towel.

        Hats off to that cunter.

  22. Thinking of getting a white cane and wearing my 80’s wayfarers. Then I might get some sympathy if I fall over some weird cunt in the dairy section. Even in this neck of the woods we have a growing number of alphabet people of all shapes and sizes some do act as if they are something special, hoping a white stick up the arse cos they are in the fucking way will return their feeling of entitlement to a more normal level.
    Fucking mad World makes less sense everyday.

  24. If I am ever charged with “misgendering” some mentally ill deviant I am going to insist that the court perform a DNA test to prove that the complainant is in fact just an ugly deranged cunt who is a male wearing a frock.
    Good luck with that considering that the judge is a bloke with a silly wig wearing a woman’s housecoat.

  25. That insufferable shit stirring cunt, David Tennant.

    An overrated average one trick actor at best. Raises and lowers eyebrows, and chews scenery as regular intervals. The most overracted incarnation of Doctor Who ever.

    But, what is most despicable about this gurning cunt, is that he has to bring his ‘beliefs’ into every role he plays or every production he is in.

    From Around The World In Eighty Days to Doctor Who, everything has to be a poiltically correct lecture. Tennant loves all the woke precious pets: blacks, wimmin, pooves, pakis. But his favourite is transbenders. The cunt bends over backwards for them and treats them like gods. But, ask him to stick up for a ‘normal’ white christian heterosexual man, and he’ll look at you as if you have just arrived from Mars. However, ask him to ‘fancy’ a Pakistani version of Sir Isaac Newton, and his tongue will be hanging out.

    And let’s not even start about what he does to his own kid. His son identifies as trans and non binary. I wonder which cunt put those ideas into the little lad’s head?

  26. Dirty Ange has gone on record, saying that she won’t be getting any more free clothes. She’s only saying it because she and Keir Stapo were caught doing it.

    And, I bet she’s gutted. That she’ll get no more gratis cheap knickers from Blackpool vending machines.

  27. That cunt Chappel Roan.
    As Jimmy Cagney might say… ‘I told ya.’

    Up itself demented cake and eat it cunt. Wants fame and all its perks, bur can’t have criticism or anything else she ‘doesn’t like’. Anyone who dares to say anything she ‘doesn’t like’ is ‘toxic’. A woke word favourite.

    A real twat in the making, this one.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1jd0e0ydywo

    • A conflab Norman, on MUTV.

      I was a member from the nineties until recently, when they promised live Premier League fixtures in the future and what did we get. A load of pickaninnys and a black goalkeeper. Then when they decided to show the live wimins league, that’s why I kicked it into touch.

      • I used to quite enjoy it Sammy.
        Watching the 70s and 80s classic games.
        And the odd decent documentary (John Gidman, Norman Whiteside etc).

        But it’s been shit for a long time The likes of Crerand and Macari becoming Glazer yes men. That fat Cantona groupie clown, Pete Boyle on there every five minutes.

        And, as you say, the bastard wimmins team. Who gives a shit about them? And only dykes and naunce cases want to watch them.

        I want to revisit a crunching Jim Holron tackle, Gordon Hill twatting a volley in with reckless ferocity. And a Bryan Robson masterclass in scousebusting.

      • Exactly Norman,

        I do miss the occasional live commentary match on mutv, but its not worth paying for.

  28. I hate every cunt, some cunt in the way, “excuse me”! Then bulldoze in with the trolly.
    Fat lezzies, old dears all get the same treatment.

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