is a cunt
The Red Princess
Holidays in Ibeeza.
Or, Gobshite goes Abroad.
Phone rings…
Angie: Hi Donnah, it’s Angeh ‘ere.
How about we book a girls trip to Ibeeza – we’ll ‘av a right larrf.
Donna: Oh that’s a great idea Angeh.
We could relive our yoof and weren’t it Ibeeza where we all conceived our kids, ya know wiv them lads we met?
Angie: Yeah that’s right I remember now. We were all council estate gals then weren’t we?
Donna: OK, I’ll get on to Wendah and Salleh they’ll be mad for it. But wait a minute, wouldn’t it look a bit bad you ‘aving a late summer break an’ disco dancin’ an’ all that when your lot ‘av condemned millions of old age pensioners to a cold miserable winter?
Angie: Nah that’s just politics. I’m exhausted after a few weeks in government and need some fun. I’ll dress very subtly in me red dress so ‘ardly anyone will notice.
Donna: OK then luv, see you at manchestar airport, make sure you’re all tanked up for the flight.
Angie: You bet darlin’. An’ by the way I’ve got some Oasis tickets for next year!!! Only paid 300 knicker each.
Donna: But isn’t that the amount of the winter fuel allowance?
Angie: So wot kid it’s only moneh! I’m on 150 grand a year now. Mad for it!
Nominated by Lord Helpus.
Wank banks yesterday and now Big Ginge?
How much spunk does Admin think we’ve got spare?
Much the same way that Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle entitled “This Candle Smells Like My Vagina”, I seen a product that smells and tastes exactly like Angela’s:
https://images.app.goo.gl/v1kxQX4sb5hYCEzn8
Safe pic.
Except that I bet her fanny is even more ‘flavoursome’…
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I was expecting a picture of Cazu Martsu for a minute there, I won’t put a link up.
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I was expecting a picture of a can of Surströmming to be honest.
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That’s more like it.
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Well I think Angela has a lovely speaking voice.
Charming accent.😉
It’s her champagne socialism that I dislike.
The thick ginger cunt.
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I’d go to town on her thick ginger cunt and enjoy every second.
I doubt she’d share my enthusiasm. Especially as I upped the voltage on the shock collar.
There’s just something about a rough ginger bird that rings my bell.
Morning MNC/all.
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Morning Thomas 👍
She’s definitely rough pal,
You wouldn’t get VD but youd probably catch nits.
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Nah, can’t stand the accent Mis. Gets right in my fillings.
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Dunno what you mean Arfur?
Sound’s ok to me.
She should narrate a TV show!
Beautiful voice and accent.
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Only if she narrating in sign language.
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Lovely woman m’lud.
Won’t hear a word said against her.
Ahhhh…morning all.
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Very subtle Ron…..and we all get it.
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She’s a real style icon as well arfur;
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24440577.oxford-uni-student-slams-angela-rayners-550-outfit-debate/
Only £550 for that eye-catching outfit? What a bargain!
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Her Stylist works at QuikFit.
They’re the boys to trust.
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Looks like a total cunt.
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You are Stig O’Tracey and I claim my free hammer and nail..
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Ps
I wouldn’t be seen dead in Ibiza,
It’s common as shite.
An the musics for MitMots
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I bet they don’t even do a decent spag bol, the cunts.
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Morning LL👍
Had your Bird eye Potato waffles this morning?
Scrumptious 😁
Although Artie says they should be only made using Maris piper spuds cooked in a clay oven and served with handmade salsa.
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Alright Mis, he will want to serenaded by crooner Julio Iglesias while he dines too!
You get any wild weather yesterday? About 6.00pm, thunder, lightening, hail and driving rain with that weird otherworldly sunlight. And a rainbow too.
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We don’t have rainbows round here thank you very much.
Hailstone, torrential rain, and a big temperature drop,
Bordering on ground frost this morning LL.
Old boy said to me yesterday
Gonna be a hard winter.
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We had that same weather down here LL. You’re obviously the wrong side of the Pennines Mis.
By the way, what’s wrong with Maris Pipers? We have those and the missus says they’re particularly good for baking and for chips.
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No, no, nothing wrong with them.
If you like that sort of thing.
I of course only eat the Adswood Russet potato.
Very exclusive.
You can only order them from the back of Cheshire Life magazine.
Handpicked by struggling local celebs.
Yvonne Fielding and Paddy mcGuiness picked mine.
Ding dang doo 👍
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The looks and charm of a blocked public shithouse in New Delhi.
The brains of a post “party” Sasha Johnson.
The morals of Prince Andrew.
A Gravy Train Commie Cunt.
Winter Fuel Oven
Good morning.
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The turquoise tracksuit of the late Jimmy Saville? (Think that might have been said before)
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Ibiza how common..
It just a shame angie won’t be one of the granny’s that labour will kill this winter.
Still we can only hope..you owe me jesus..
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I imagine her pubes will be like a tangle of fuse wire.
Lt. Cmdr. Anthony Fallon: [after cutting the red wire to disarm a bomb] …
“Red lads! Cut the red R-E-D RED!”
💥
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Angela Rayner reminds me of the film “Ali G in da house”, life is really imitating art these days!
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About as much class as a council house slapper…. Oh hang on a minute
Party in Ibiza at the same day Rodney was sticking it to the pensioners and telling us the budget is going to be tough, but not for him or Angie.
Never mind only 4 years and 9 months to go
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But but but Angela is only on her holidays!
Haven’t any of you cunters ever been on holidays before?
It’s not like Conservative, Liberal or Reform politicians don’t go on their holidays.
Honestly, this site is becoming more and more of a hate filled echo chamber with each passing day.
Vote Labour 🚩
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She’s welcome to go on holiday, permanently would be good.
An echo chamber? No not really, it’s just most contributors are right leaning, small state individualists who are not keen on being taxed into submission.
Unfortunately Angie is representative of the current government, she’s not competent, she’s willing to inflict laws on the people she isn’t willing to live by and mostly she’s a cunt.
If you want a site where socialism is embraced this ain’t it. If you actually voted Labour come back in a year and tell us you think you make a good choice.
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Permanently on holiday Sixdog, like the royal family you mean?
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Vote Labour?
Well you may have a point Mr Jelmet, they appear to be the “lucky party”..
Why only yesterday the excellent Foreign Secretary Mr Lammy found six hundred million pounds down the back of his luxury sofa to give to a foreign country.
With the economic “black hole” his chums like to talk about so much recently that’s a stroke of fortune indeed.
Anyway I’m off to draw some money out,just heard the Chancellor is a bit skint and needs our help paying her gas bill.
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I was only mucking about with my comment fellas.
Fuck Labour and fuck any cunt who helped vote them in
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Like anyone who voted Reform or abstained from voting Conservative this time around. 😂
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No MJB – I specifically mean the people who voted specifically for the Labour Party.
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Thank fuck, I was concerned you’d caught socialism.
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Just say you think I’m a thick cunt. I prefer honesty….
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I would.
Sixdog you dozy cunt😂
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Why wouldn’t she go to Ibiza?
She’s a chav and a slag.
Makes perfect sense.
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Who’s the bigger tart, Angie or Starm(cunt!)er?
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Both
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Everyone knows that the Deputy PM is just there to give Sir Two-Queers street cred. She is widely thought to be a looker by the Westminster Liebour mongs. However, she should not be allowed to speak. Not because of her common-as-muck speaking voice, but because her grasp of anything specific is minimal. Speaking should all be left to her boss. After all, He is the mesmeric mastermind that the ordinary people adore.*
*Fact checked by experts at the BBC.
Good morning, everyone.
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Comment being moderated due to use of a very naughty, possibly even illegal (this week), word.
Good morning, everyone.
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Sort of girl if working in a 1990s kebab shop would happily suck off the staff for 20 B&H and some alcoholic lemonade.
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How long will it be before someone attempts to off one of these cunts? Mind you that would give them the excuse to go full Stasi on the UK. I bet a bye election will see the Labour cunt sent packing.
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The issue for me is, the new government takes control and precedes to tell us how more austerity is the only cure to our woes.
Removes the winter fuel payment knowing it will result in deaths, they know because they done the calculations.
The deputy PM then fucks off to ibiza and parties like she doesn’t have a care in the world. Just like a slapper on bennies.
So yes if you’re deputy PM of a government that’s about to tear the finances of millions a new asshole I’d think any holiday you took would be low key snd restorative.
Katie Price?
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Leave Angie alone she’s always been a good time gal as I’m sure the bike sheds,back alleys and doorways will testify 🥳👍
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I agree, Gelderd.
It’s like the local school bike running the country.
As I have mentioned before, I’ve seen scores of Angie Rayners.
Local slag. On the cheap cider at 14. Less lads went down on the Titanic. Up the stick at 15. Pushing a baby buggy a 16. It just baffles me how this one has got where it is.
One can imagine her addressing the United Nations General Assembly In New York…
‘Loook! Am fookin’ tellin’ yerz!’
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The yanks would need subtitles to understand Angie.
To them it’d sound like a dog barking or summat.
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And I bet she pronounces ‘Alright’ as ‘Aw Riot’.
Gluebag.
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It sums Britain up. That an illiterate skankbag who can’t even speak properly is now in such a position of power.
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I’m thinking of going into politics myself….😂
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Indeed. They’ll probably get the next cabinet straight from Love Island.
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Not a bad idea,
Vacuous,
Self centred
Vain
Shy of manual labour
All the qualities that make a politician
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Champagne socialist scrubber.
Sneers at the working classes and despite what it may say, certainly isn’t working class. It’s much lower than that.
Sneers at the ‘posh people’ too. She may have referred to the Tories as scum, but she ain’t no better.
Horrible individual.
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Couldn’t agree more Leo.
She is the lowest of the lowest of the low.
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And if I see that video of the skanbag shanting it up in ‘Eye Beef Argh’
one more time….
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I can proudly say that I have managed to avoid the video thus far.
She’s fucking horrendous and I don’t want to antagonise myself watching it.
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Maybe Ange will inherit Sticky Vicky’s gif in Benidorm…
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In news clips where she’s mingling with the great unwashed, she has a look on her face as if she’s caught a slight whiff of cack or arse sweat. And her eyes are a bit odd also. Don’t know if she’s talking to someone or looking over their shoulder for the bus (that doesn’t turn up). She’s a bit Nookie Bearish to me. Most of the Labour front bench have funny eyes, Piss holes in the snow, vacant, mortgage lamps (one fixed, one variable) or like Admiral Akbar.
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My mam and dad met Angie at a party.
How there wasn’t a media incident and the old fella banged up by Kiers bootboys I’ll never know.
My dad’s not open minded like me.
He thinks Rudolph Hess was a liberal.
But somehow it didn’t kick off.
He wouldn’t of used diplomacy or anything gay like that,
If asked he’d of given his opinion to a room stood with it’s mouth open in shock😂
Fuck em.
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And you can bet your bollocks that Dirty Filthy Ange will have her gas and electric for this Winter all sorted. All under expenses.
Her view on the OAPs who will have their heating allowance axed?
‘Fuck ’em! Don’t give a fook! Where’s mi Lambrini and mi kebab?’
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OT. Big Don has gor the liberal loonies frothing at the gob again.
Just because he said that migrant personages eat dogs and cats.
Doesn’t take much to set them off, does it?
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Christ. What a bunch of carping critics. Positives, for a change:
1. She has a personality
2. She’s not stupid
3. She enjoys herself
4. She doesn’t talk like a mockney influencer trying to sell you an air fryer.
5 She didn’t get where she is because Daddy was a Blairite.
A rare combination in the soulless world of the Partei (sic), and good luck to her. A couple of years down the line she could be PM and fuck up so badly Reform would have a chance. She deserves our support. And yes, I would, gladly.
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A fine defence based on how fuckable you find her.
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I wouldn’t.
Even though I’m having an arrid spell, I still wouldn’t touch it with a dick I found in the street.
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She’s like a shit Catherine Tate.
And I can’t stand Tate.
So, no. I wouldn’t.
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With a plank tied across my arse, to stop me falling in, and a sandpaper condom so I can get a grip?
Maybe, baby?
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**Breaking News**
Big Ang on video call from Ibiza!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RL2Z5I5QK4&t=137s
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You’ve made an old man very happy, Ron. That’s not Ow Ange, but it’s near enough for me. Now where’s me riding crop?
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Am I allowed to call it a slag?SLAG.
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