I was recently looking on Youtube for a new recipe or two to try out for a change, when seemingly at random, up popped a link called ‘Top Heaviest Fattest Women in the World’.
Intrigued, I clicked on to view, to be confronted with THIS truly gruesome and grotesque collection;
For crying out loud. I weigh 170 lbs, and the wife weighs 116 lbs. These biffas weigh three or four times our combined weight, and it ain’t a pretty sight.
Now the wife says that she feels pity for these whales, on the basis that ‘they can’t help themselves, nobody wants to be like that’. Sorry dear but I can’t agree. Nobody is born looking like a barrage balloon, it’s achieved over years of dedication to the consumption of pizzas, chips, cake, chocolate and fizzy drinks.
Don’t give me the old ‘it’s my metabolism’ bullshit. Try stuffing your face less and exercising more; make that much less and much more, and then you won’t end up looking like an enormous tub of blubber and lard.
Believe me, you’ll look and likely feel a whole lot better. So will I, not having to look at you. It ain’t rocket science.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
Will anyone get the horn?
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Apart from Thomas .
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Ships.
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Oh, Lordy!
Funny how many of them live in the USA.
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They are proud of everything being bigger there. The daft cunts.
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I’m 10st 4lbs.
Smug smile.
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Disgusting blobs. They stuff themselves until they can’t move, get health carers to come to their houses to clean their festering sores and even give their carers abuse whilst they’re helping them.
Oven?
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Just looking at some of these roly-poly chubsters gives me Diabetes.
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I knew someone who had to use a sort of antiseptic powder in the folds of her flesh, because otherwise fungus would grow in them. The mind boggles how someone can allow themselves to get into that state.
They come out with all this shit as well, like ” I’d rather be big and big hearted than small and small minded” and other homespun delusional crap.
I was working in an office that had a tea trolley morning and afternoon at the time, and for the malicious amongst us, there was much fun to be had by shouting ” Trolley!” loudly ( when the thing was nowhere near) just to watch the fat cunts trampling each other to be the first one there.
On occasions when I’m out and about, I’ve bought a Cornish pasty and sat on a park bench eating it….some of these really fat cunts walking past look at you like they’d be prepared to fight you for the thing.
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Facking ‘ell.
That’s put me off my porridge!
I expect TTCE will produce something for the delectation of us fellow Cunters.
Morning all.
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A timely and apposite nom.
The pavements were not designed to cope with the loads they are now having to carry. It is not just the hill billy women who live on shit from Farm Foods either. The fucking Nigerians are twice the size, on average, and that is just their arses.
Travelling on the buses is very dangerous these days. You might get crushed to death under an avalanche of Nigerian housewife arse blubber, or the floor of the bus might give up at any moment.
Many cunts are so enormous that they have to drive around on milk floats as they continue to shovel McD’s, Greggs pasties, Whoppers, and KFC into their ever open gobs. And, for some reason, they all wear pastel coloured tracksuits so they look like the foamies out of a bag of Randoms.
I put it all down to mental health after covids, and the day to day stress of careers claiming bennies. It must all take its toll.
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Drunks would get thrown out of pubs. I wonder if these popular food outlets would do the same. It would be a laughable to see. Comedy sketch writers, get cracking.
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Just realised that would be hurty feelings and now against the law to criticise fat cunts.
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Love to be one of them doing the airlifting and seeing if they can fly.
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They’re not fat, they’re just big boned.
Don’t be so beastly you lot.
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Big bones covered in meat and gravy.
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Please give me the channel number as my work canteen tv always has fucking bargain hunt on…
Fat arse hunt would be better.
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Fatties and their feeders, a programme on a sky channel some time ago where a normal sized chap feeds up a woman so she becomes totally reliant on him for everything, basically prison. Weird cunts.
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Thanks Admin, great to see the pic of Miss Gateshead 1988 again.
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I’m big boned, it’s me metabolism! Funny how nobody came out of Belsen fat . Also amusing how in the distant past and even the near past big boneism and fattabalism was non existent.
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Those really fat fuckers can’t move off their sofas so they are being fed. stop feeding the fat cunts. They should take a plane load and dump them on an island somewhere with limited rations and the facilities to grow and produce their own food. Would make great a great TV show, a roly, poly laugh a minute
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Too many greats
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They would probably eat each other!
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They must’ve stopped clamping stomachs. Or was/is that due to the owners of ?
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I demand the government provide more fork lift trucks and drivers to give these people lifts to Maccy D’s and Greggs.
After all it’s an illness you know?
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The government are fond of doing stupid things. Why don’t they bring out a law that only allows us to be a certain weight ? They are already doing it in some situations by reducing allowances and benefits when you come to think of it.
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A friend of mien works at a university. They recently did a study where they paid people to lose weight, which was govt funded. Makes sense I suppose as there is a direct correlation between weight and burden on the NHS (diabetes, heart etc.).
Also, my friend asked me ask if there were any more links to fat birds, preferably scantily clad.
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My pleasure, sir:
https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=morbidly+obese
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Imagine the state of the knickers?!!
Like David Lammys bib.
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Fuck me rigid MNC you always manage to drag the conversation down to a lower level, well done!
Looking on the bright side, at least these gross munters aren’t going to trouble the social services or the NHS in old age.
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The man’s elevated lowering the tone to an art form Wank.
Total class.
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Eradicate the two main topics of the moment, by dropping the fat cunts onto illegal immigrant boat trippers.
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They’re a disgrace. Their enablers are a disgrace.The fact they’re not ashamed (i.e. HIDING from cameras), but somehow ‘proud’ is a reflection on why the species is doomed overall.
Fuck’s sake ; peoples last earthly memory of them a *crane* being required to lower a cunt that size into their grave when the time comes? Is that something to be proud of?
Zero sympathy here, for that.
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Over 200kg? Fucking hell. I’m about 95kg and want to lose a bit. These dump trucks must eat a supermarket worth of food a day to be that size.
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Morning all.
That video is disappointing.
I had high hopes as I’m off work today, so could’ve knocked one out.
Never mind, here’s a related pic:
https://images.app.goo.gl/yUi5dp8iyAhVeP8t5
I dare you.
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I dared and I wish I hadn’t
That is TRUELY disgusting 🤮
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haha oh dear me Thomas.
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It looks like John Candy pouting?
Wonder why they never wipe their arse before having a photo taken?
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Probably because they can’t reach it, Mis …
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They are delivering these in exchange for heating and eating allowances.
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Holy shit.
And to think there are blokes who actually enjoy shagging this sort of blubby.
I know it takes all sorts, but fucking hell.
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How did you get that private photograph of Lady Nugee, Thomas?
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That’s not even fucking human🤮
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I need bleach for my eyes.
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Reminds me of the brain bug in Starship Troopers:
https://i0.wp.com/monsterlegacy.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/brainbugbugo.jpg?w=1225&h=&ssl=1
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I’ll bet you could get quite a few blocks of tallow out of those fat cunts if you rendered them down…!
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They could be shipped off to China. The ever entrepreneurial Chinks would set up a candle manufacturing industry.
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The NHS is swamped with these greedy, face stuffing bastards – men as well as women – every one of them too fucking bone idle to get off their fat arses to move about a bit under their own sweaty steam. They’re all on invalidity benefits, driving round in taxpayer funded cars looking for disabled parking spaces courtesy of a carefully acquired overactive knife and fork diagnosis. I’d fuck the lot of them straight off along with the pretend ADHD parasites. Cunts, every man Jack and Jill of them.
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Give them all After Eight Mints. Courtesy of The Monty Python Team.
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I thought you meant the nurses.
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I find it strange these enormous eating machines aren’t facing the wrath of the Eco Warrior..
If ever any humans could be described as “useless mouths” its these land whales,consuming enough food daily to feed a starving family of blek cunts in some shithole(probably Birmingham) for a week..
Indeed why aren’t those cunts at Save The Children (and buy me a new Merc while you’ve got your purse open) churning out adverts about the fat fuckers eating everything when little Mujambo has nowt?
Anyway I’m off now to force feed the Mrs thirty jaffa cakes.
Gas the fucking lot.
Good morning.
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https://images.app.goo.gl/iJtjG4qaBvLCtQie9
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That’s a novelty Thomas, eating a fat cunts pussy.
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Oh lordy that’s not nice!
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Fuck me, Mrs Bastard told me she was going to the girl guided….
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You see something like that oozing through the plane seating aisles and wonder why you have a 20kg luggage allowance.
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Put the fat cunt in the luggage container. Mr Pooter.
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I wasn’t allowed to bring a derrick on board…..:)
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The great Katie Hopkins has been banging on about blobbies for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ARVUy43lOQ
Blobby says she was pushed out of a job; ‘they claimed I was in KFC’. One of the greatest chat show lines ever uttered.
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There’s a lard bucket I’ve seen a few times, riding around in one of those special double width mobility scooters, which must be made out of steel to take the weight.
No doubt this beast gets this scooter provided, on the grounds that she can’t walk. What this means in practice is that she can’t walk because she’s a beast.
What an absolutely pathetic sight.
Morning all.
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Funnily enough, on the program “My 600lb life” (where your initial video is cribbed from), the leviathans are almost exclusively middle aged wimminz.
And on the program “Hoarders”, the mental cases are also almost exclusively middle aged wimminz…
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‘My 600 lb Life’ huh?
Thanks TC must see if I can track that down, out of morbid curiosity.
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Pish…600lb?
Try the 1000-lb sisters reality TV show. Rednecks too, even more sexy Cunt Engine.
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See loads of our home made heffers walking around town with the skintight leggings and bingo wing arms 😩… obviously a lot are scoffing their way through maccy D’s or sausage rolls but incredibly a lot also have diet fucking cokes in the other fat ✊….you fat bastard,you fat bastard🎶
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If these fat fuckers lose weight they still cost the health service a fortune by having hundreds of kilos of loose, flabby skin cut off.
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The NHS don’t provide that, you have to go private.
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I’d like to see them participating in the Coopers hill cheese rolling competition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw0_a7bXX8c
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With the cheese made from the scrapings between their folds ?
Jeez, I made myself wince typing that.
Bleeeagh.
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I was walking around Cooper’s Hill the other week. The cheese rolling slope isn’t that big in terms of area (although undeniably slow). If one of those ten ton tessas rolled down it they’d probably take the side of the hill off and crater the village at the bottom
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You guys have made me wince and smile at the same time!
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