Raw Dogging Narcissists

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RAW-DOGGING

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Me neither.

And no, it`s not an alternative version of what you`re thinking, either.
Basically, it`s anything being done without protection or support.

Example …

BBC News.

Having cleared that up, I`m not cunting `raw-dogging`; no, I`m cunting the complete narcissistic hypocritical cunts who [say they] do it. And tell us about it on their beloved soshull meedia, of course.

As per the link, I do so love the way the younger generations are engaging in their plaintive duty to alleviate Climate Change by going on multiple long-haul flights all over the globe. Wonderful role models for gen-Z: just like the pneumatic court-shy chav Katie Price (but that`s another story which I`m sure will be further embellished on this hallowed site. Yet again).

You just can`t make this shit up.

Nominated by : Sam Beau

68 thoughts on “Raw Dogging Narcissists”

  4. Shouldn’t all the people in the article be executed for crimes against mother nature..

    Was it a slow day for racism and gender bending on the beeb?

    • I swear, Geordie, I wondered why anyone would pay for a seat for a shop dummy, instead of putting it in the overhead locker.

  6. Fuckin yanks.
    Expect a medal for sitting on a plane without a colouring book!!!

    That’s not raw dogging.
    I should know I invented Raw dogging.

    Raw dogging is peeping threw a car window at a couple having sex,
    Your Mackintosh wide open while gently tugging at your genitals with a fine grade sheet of sandpaper.

    A sport that deserves a place in the Olympics more than fuckin breakdancing.

  7. When I saw the headline I thought admin had been on the sauce again and was repeating the beeb dog rapist cunt..

  8. None of them will beat the impressive record set by King Charles.

    75 years and he has done absolutely fuck all.

  11. Erling Haaland looks fucking weird in his photo, like a waxwork.
    Ugly cunt!

  13. So these deluded cunts think they are in some way tougher for sitting on a plane for hours doing fuck all?

    Fantastic,perhaps the RM Commandos will incorporate it into their training?

    Good morning.

  15. I am surprised that cunts on here prove that they are total cunts by using the BB fucking C!!!

    • All part of our commitment to researching cuntishness.
      It’s a shit job, but someone had to do it.

  16. Maybe they could load the nutters into the baggage hold. Rawdog that!

  17. I’ve not got a dog in this fight. And even less idea regarding the ‘article’

    In other news, it’s windy. I hope some dinghy’s sink mid channel quicker than a millionaires yacht in the med.

  19. Fuck off ….I just did a 14 hour flight in which I did the opposite, I ate non stop,got pissed,watched films,read war and peace,fought with other passengers and 💩 all over my seat ….hog-doggin’s the way 👍

  21. A piece of piss. I’ve gone a lifetime without driving a car and never flown in an aeroplane. That’s for starters. They only make dog tired.

    • Correction: they only make one dog tired. As a matter of fact, I do plenty of things in the raw that are too numerous to mention.

  22. Raw dogging sounds absolutely dreadful, one should try and extract as much enjoyment from life as possible.

    I would never consider this total waste of time.

    One should try and make flying fun.

    Many years ago, as a young gentleman. I flew to Canada in the posh bit of a 747, the upper deck.

    Not blowing my own trumpet 🎺 but I was a handsome muscular fellow.

    Booze was gratis and I was well looked after by a most delightful air hostess ( short black hair and perky tits ) who kept me well supplied 🍷🍷and also wanked me off in the bog. 💪

    Somewhere over Greenland.

    If memory serves .

    I was well plastered when I arrived.

    Had a jolly good time on a 2,000 mile luxury motorhome adventure, through the Rockies to the coast.

    And met a very smart lady RCMP officer with a penchant for muscly gentlemen ❤️

    But that’s another story. 🙂

    Good morning 🌄👍

  23. Some cunt makes this shit up then the brain dead follow, the new world order.

    I am fucking sure if some cunt jumped off a cliff as a ‘new thing’ there would be plenty of others who would follow 😂

  24. A Japanese lady on the end of my cock, said “eating raw fish is a a piece of piss”. See, I’ve got her well trained.

    • Jap is a difficult accent to understand Sammy.

      Sure it wasn’t ‘Help! Stop it, get off!”

  25. Doesn’t surprise me in the least, it’s got to be an absolute doddle for these vacuous, empty-headed narcissists.
    Snakes on a plane suddenly makes a lot more sense to me.

  26. These useless cunts could maybe spend that null time learning anout something new to them, something in the astrophysics department maybe. About how a quantum phase transition or quark-matter bubble might right this moment be expanding at the speed of light towards this planet (of expanding uselessness), destroying the whole thing in a fraction of a second should it ever sweep through. Instant. Won’t even see it coming/won’t even know it happened. (Unlike the wave of utter cuntishness that’s sweeping the globe right in front of us).

    But still, fingers crossed for the thing, as far as my thinking goes… every day a little moreso as I get nearer my own end & more cunts like the abovementioned emerge from the background noise. 🤞

      • LOL
        I think you’re wasting your time with such lofty subjects to these peckerhead mutants. Sorting out the different colours in a bag of jelly babies would provide a constant source of “OMG” speak struggle.
        This is the future, us old fuckers need not worry, see it as amusement for when the shit really does kick in.
        Reality bites, as the saying goes.

      • I know, I know .. One tends to ‘up’ the level a few levels of magnitude to an nth degree(as far as these utterly worthless cunts are concerned) .. to amuse oneself at their expense. They don’t even possess an understanding of just how little they understand. Or to even *care* how inadequate they are, beyond this soshal meeja world of “some cunt dreamt up some useless thing to do and now a whole host of us useless cunts are going to imitate this pointlessness until the next moronic thing comes along”.

        These cunts are so thick, so absolutely sparklessly obliviously dumb in regards to anything to do with anything beyond their bubble of online worthless interest that giving them wider attention .. making it ‘news’ .. is a form of enabling them. (Perhaps that’s the point, msm? .. ‘keep ’em dumb’)

        Here’s how I imagine it should go, one of the likes talking to a ‘normal’ human being ..

        “I rawdogged it on a 17 hr flight from x to y”

        “You’re a pathetic cunt”.

  28. I’d like to see them sit there like complete cunts if two big butch gauchos started to spit roast their wife / girl / boy friend.

  29. I wouldn’t even eat a cooked one. In saying that, one didn’t know what we were eating during the war.

  30. Who’s the plastic cunt? And could you superglue one of those to the seat and enhance its “doing fuck-all” experience?

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