This Just Stop Oil activist was one of several people handed a four year custodial sentence for her part in causing immense disruption to the flow of traffic on the motorway in 2022.
I bet Roger Hallam assured the gullible muppet that, at worst, she’d get a fine and a suspended. Bet she shat her knickers when the judge handed down the sentence.
I’d like to buy that judge several drinks, well done!
Anyway, Cressida’s mother has gone bleating to the press that her poor little ewe lamb will miss her brothers wedding.
Oh dear, how sad, anyway…moving on to something more important now.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
Seconded by : Sam Beau
I`d like to second this nom please and add another link re the JSO cretins who recently daubed a painting with soup and now face custodial sentences …
But if only they had used a tin of Campbell`s soup as an homage to Andy Warhol it would have been gorgeously ironic. They never think these things through, do they.
The mother bleating about poor little Cressida missing her brother’s wedding sums up these cunts perfectly. They imagine that it is acceptable to cause misery for thousands of others but their comfortable lifestyles must remain untouched.
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100 % agree.
I’d still shag her though
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I’m guessing she’s already fucked.
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Yes but fucking Pheobe is still on the rampage, the ugly fucking mong.
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Going to miss her brother’s wedding? Poor lamb.
What about all the people who missed getting to work, to hospital appointments and funerals, because of the likes of you and your cunt yahoo chums?
I wonder how much time they’ll actually serve?
This cunting should incorporate the cunt’s looby mother as well.
Morning all, and congrats to JP and Sam for a righteous cunting.
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Just a minute. Whoa! That’s Jay Slater in drag, isn’t it?
Her M25 stunt delayed or cancelled nearly 4000 passengers’ BA flights but…heh…made Chris Packham four hours late. Not all bad, then.
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She’s got the heart of a lion….she’ll need it when the bruisers on her wing start with the ‘oil’ ….oooh stop it 😩
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All these eco-twats are posh as fuck and thick as pigshit.
Loved the scenes at Canning Town when working class Londoners of all colours gave these wankers a proper shoeing.
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Indeed your Majesty. We could do with a lot more of that kind of response to the eco-twats. I go watch that clip again if I’m feeling down. Never fails to cheer me up.
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Katie Hopkins sums the thick bint up beautifully. Likewise, her middle class dickhead of a mother…
https://youtu.be/Hp578MxrWrs?si=fLau9VITrnD6hzMq
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Superb bit of ‘Katieing’ Odin.
Great spot.
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I’d really do her until she squirted, right sort she is
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One of the most lascivious women in Britain I’d say.
Proper naughty.
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Whilst I don’t see her serving much of her sentence I trust it will prove to be the most educational experience of her life. I do hope that the gets to share a cell with that female rioter who was jailed for throwing that dustbin.
Additionally, Cressida’s mummy will have to get in life with all of the lowlifes on visiting day. I would love to see a video of that.
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I would love to be a fly on the wall when Cressida’s Mummy picks her up from chokey and finds out that darling little Cressida now talks like Nick Cotton and sports a couple of teardrop tattoos on her stupid middle class face.
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She’s probably put in a complaint to the prison governor that soy milk, muesli and yogurt aren’t on offer for poor little Cressida at breakfast.
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Line not life- fucking keyboard
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The thought of her lezzing up is rather stimulating.
Not on board with the fact that it will be against her will, but still…
There’s not many people who can say they’ve experienced being double fisted by Rose West and Joanna Dennehey simultaneously.
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Apparently Myra Handley used to shove segments of orange up her snatch and get her new cellmates to suck them out.
Cressida strikes me as being the perfect candidate for such an experience…Right after she has told her cellmates that she owns ponies and Mummy drives a Range Rover.
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Cristina, puts me right off.
I’ve gone all floppy
not surprised she’s a les, disgusting waste of a fanny
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cressida, fckn autocorrect
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Ah Thomas, where would we be without your unique view on events?
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TtCE – It sounds as if you have seen an excerpt from the latest production of Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd – Jess Phillips as Virgin On The Verge – due to taste and decency I can’t describe here what big Kim Leadbetter does to her with a 2 litre Coke bottle filled with lube, with Yvette Cooper hiding in a cupboard strumming herself off till she makes it a threesome. Sapphic fisting is a first for BPFP (Taiwan) Ltd – not recommended for those of a nervous disposition.
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To continue the artistic theme, Cwessida’s going to look like Munch’s ‘The Scweam’ when she finds out her cellmate is recently-transitioned,16-stone Terri (formerly Terry) who’s doing time for sex offences.
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I say!
Steady on Mr Twatt.
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I wonder if Cressida and the rest of the gang are vegan?
Probably.
Better not go on hunger strike, they wouldn’t last the day.
Too weak to try and escape as well. Pump prison iron with weighted bean bags.
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I think that we should all go to her brother’s wedding and spray paint all over the guests.
Some of us could lie down in front of the church doors so nobody can get in.
Or better still. Climb up the steeple and refuse to come down.
Let these cunts see how it feels to have their lives fucked with.
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Outstanding!
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What a splendid idea!
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Now that sounds like a plan Skanky…..
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And just to be on the safe side, glue yourself to the vicar.
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Better still, have a BP truck reverse in and squirt the whole wedding until the lefty guests resemble oil-drizzled seagulls.
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I’m not keen on heights so my preference would be to chase the guests up the steeple and not let them back down.
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Cressida understands that Mummy needs her diesel 4×4 stoping oil only applies to the lower classes, they don’t need a car because they can use a bus, Mummy lives in the countryside and things are different there, first of all you need to posh and have plenty of money….. must go now it’s time for my massage from big Marge on C wing, I hope her hands aren’t too rough.
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I dare say she’ll escape soon.
The skinny little vegan cunt will fit between the cell bars no problem..
Only to be blown into the path of an petrol tanker by a very moderate breeze.
Good morning.
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Please forgive my spelling this morning.
I haven’t recovered from having to tell some young raghead on a bicycle to get off the fucking pavement.
Naturally I’ll start posting again after my stint in the re-education gulag.
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She and the other four bastards will probably be let out next months, so there is more cells for Kweer’s “extreme right wing thuggery” prisoners – a good excuse which I am sure will be used.
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She’ll soon be released, the new government will probably give her an OBE.
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The silly bint should think herself lucky.
Wish I could have come up with a decent excuse to miss my brother’s wedding.
It was ghastly.
As was the bride.
Tbh, I weren’t that keen on attending my own wedding.
Morning all 🌞
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By now Cressida will of had more fingers in her than a Pakistani buffet.
Odd looking cunt isn’t she?
Long giraffe like scrawny neck.
Like a transitioning young Jacob Rees Mogg or something.
Anyway , Cressida , Roger, and the rest are surely enjoying meeting the lower classes in prison?
Roll ups all round and a 16th of spice up yer arse👍
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Ps
That wedding?
Not a chin in the room.
Plenty of floppy fringes, big fuck off goofy teeth, but no chins.
Huw Grant and Huw Edwards types everywhere ,
Give the bride a sugar cube.
Eat the Rich🖕😁
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Four weddings and a prison sentence.
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Of they think what they are doing is right and justified then doing time to bring attention to that is something they should crave…not going on about missing some worthless wedding.
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My advice to Roger is to be seen to be friendly with the screws.
Anyone says anything mean call a screw over and tell him.
The other prisoners will leave you alone if your a friend of a prison officer.
Also you don’t want to look a pussy so act black!
Call other prisoners “bro’ or ‘nøncë’ which is slang for good chum.
Find the biggest bloke in there and say
” Hey nøncê, hope it’s veggie burgers for tea!
I’m sitting with the screws if you want to join us?”
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Also you can get vegan vitamin supplements in prison.
They refer to it as ” Dick”.
They’ll sell it you willingly.
It’s dealt from the shower blocks.
Wait till it’s fairly quiet in the showers,
If it means hanging around outside don’t worry.
When it’s fairly quiet sidle up to another prisoner and say
” I’m after some Dick can you help me?”
And tip him a knowing wink.
You’ll get sorted out there and then.
Ciao👍
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I wonder if Roger will ever be able to join the dots as to why his toothbrush always tastes just like his cellmate’s farts.
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Gethin…Gethin… I wonder if she’s related to that black guy who was briefly in charge of the Welsh county council?
Oh, he was Gething wasn’t he? Then again you know how these posh people have a proclivity to change the spelling or pronunciation of words according to their mood.
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Meanwhile a 69 year old man is jailed for three years for violent disorder and possessing an offensive weapon. Maybe he should have been able to keep his winter heating allowance.
The telling part of this story is it took three police officers to restrain him.
So today we read of two people incarcerated for acting in a way they believed was to defend the nation. Protests can be a massive pain in the arse, particularly if you don’t agree with the cause. There does seem to be a more draconian approach to protest in recent years.
We’ll see of that is applied to the next protests no matter the cause.
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And yet, the murderous treeswinger Children In Need posterboy who butchered those three little girls will be given mental health asssessments and put on trial anad sentenced some time near Christmas, if we’re lucky.
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Officer: Right, say hello to your new cell-mate.
Cwessida: Oh pwease don’t make it a twanny or a Miriam Gargoyles bulldyke.
Officer: No, nothing of the sory.
Letby: Hello, just call me Nurse…
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Fucking ace !
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Now that would be a 3some I could get down with!
Fully believing Letby to be as innocent as she looks, although I reckon a good night with her would help corrupt her a little.
As for Cressida, poor little thing would be lucky to survive with hip bones and jaw intact from my carnal efforts, I sentence her to 4 years in my home to put her to good use, maybe have to train her how to cook a steak for me though
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I imagine the wedding was going to be eco friendly?
Marriaged on the closest grass verge by the local homeless man.
A buffet of grass and any discarded food you can wrestle from the crows.
Music provided by the passing cars whose window are down..
Or more likely a huge extravaganza, money and waste no object.
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You’d like that, wouldn’t you. Barry
Seeing perfectly good baby Hasselback potatoes dumped in the skip.
A kilo of potato salad dropped in the bin, because a fly landed near it.
Triple cooked chips flung carelessly down the macerator.
Gets you off, doesn’t it Barry.
You sick little monkey. 😁
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These people do not practice what the preach, that’s for the little people.
You can bet there would be tacky cars, discos, cheese on sticks and the groom doing the bridesmaids doggy while poor old protest girl here had to was her own socks and eat prison pussy.
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Cressida of Cambridge university….!
Sort of sums up all you need to know really…
Didums poor little girl…..💩
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She’ll be out sharpish, got to make room for the “Far Right ‘ folks….👹
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I see another “peaceful” has been after blowing up fans of Taylor Swift..
Apparently, UK information was passed to the Austrian plod…
Seems the Corporal’s country isn’t big on Islamist terrorism information….☠️
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Peaceful’s mustn’t like Taylor, probably because she’s blonde/blue eyed and pretty…
Not the sort they go for. To old..!
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I thought the smelly Islamic State filth would be after Taylor herself.
After all, it’s a well known fact that they want white woman.
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Beige, damp, lank haired, moping hippie slag.
Probably stinks of mothballs and very shit weed.
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Never mind when mind when she gets out she’ll have a cunt like a horse collar and walk like a fucking land crabbing
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Things need to get a lot, lot worse before the mouth breathing fuckwits who think voting improves their lot finally understand that the system will never be for the benefit of the many and the nation as a whole.
The stupid cunts.
This trout will be out in 3 months on compassionate grounds having been promoted by some fusty Peer or the cell is needed because Tracey, from Shit Street, Hastings said the word ‘macaroon’ on arsebook.
The law puts the cunt in country.
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She is pasty faced already, 5 years inside she will become transparent.
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Indeed.
Justice would be much better served if she’d been given a short, sharp application of the cane to her no doubt utterly pert little bottom.
If the judge decides to review the sentence, I’m happy to administer a baker’s dozen strokes on an unpaid, voluntary basis. Well, it’s my civic duty.
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Isn’t this incitement to violence…?
https://youtu.be/f575k1p-vUk?si=6bUVx2LHp-uiILs7
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Swift justice for this twat then…!
Or two tier kier type justice…💩
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It’s acceptable because it’s aimed at the nasty far right Nazis, the anti immigration protests/riots were aimed at poor innocent refugees.
No two tier policing just proportionate, as Starmer says ‘Far Right Thugs’, if you attack anyone because of the colour of their skin or religion you are a far right thug.
Now incitement to violence is an offence, it will stick in the throat of that fucking smiling cunt Rowley after praising the ‘community’ but his officers will have to take action or it will be on the news for days and weeks.
Cunt has been suspended from the Labour Party, that will show him 😂
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The wet police are investigating.
Looks cut and shut to me.
5 years breaking rocks..
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Cressida 🤣🤣🤣
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