Chelsea Football Club [2]

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Chelshit football club are way overdue another cunting.

Fuck me, how many players do these cunts need? In the last two years alone they have signed Jackson, Nkunku, Mudryk, Madueke, Enzo Fernandez, Neto, Omorodion, fuck knows how many young keepers, Malang Sarr, Badiashile, Caicedo, Lavia, Chukwuemeka, Malo Gusto, Dewsbury-Hall, Wesley Fofana, David Datro Fofana, Cucurella… They’ve spent a BILLION pounds, give or take.

How are they allowed to keep getting away with this in the PSR era? It’s a fucking disgrace.

BBC Sport.

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

61 thoughts on “Chelsea Football Club [2]”

    • How the fuck can anyone ‘follow a club’ containing that many overseas enrichers? bloody hell not many Hargreaves,Pearsons,Hawkins,Moores etc in those roll-calls.I don’t get the attraction.?

      • The vulnerable young who know no better who follow teams like Scrabble City. The ’92 United were a one off.

  2. Chukwuemeka?

    That’s not Chukka Umunna starting a new career, and a new name is it?. The British Obama in football boots. What a thought. No can’t be, it such a Chelsea name isn’t it?

  3. Villa have got a lad called Dendonker (or ‘Deaddonkey’ as he’s known) who is *cough* ‘surplus to requirements’, and has been told to ‘look for another club’.

    I reckon that he could really do a job in that Chuntsea midfield. Villa could let them have him for £70-75 mill, a snip at that price down The Bridge.

    Afternoon all.

    • I’m surprised how bad he’s done with you considering he was decent at Wolves. He was never gonna be a starter but I thought he would at the very least be a dependable rotation option.

  5. I wonder what the great Ron Manager would make of these cunts.
    Snaffling up young talent and immediately sending them out on loan.
    Muscling in on other clubs deals just so a player can’t play for the opposition and sending them out on loan.
    7 year contracts for mediocre players so as to spread the cost.
    Team bus with the seating capacity of an A380 Airbus.
    Marvellous, isn’t it?

  6. It was funny when Chelsea bought Lukaku, then wondered why they weren’t scoring many goals.

    Idiot rent boys.

    • That man is the biggest myth in football. Extremely inconsistent goalscorer and completely lacking in technical ability.

      • Romelu Lukaku couldn’t bring a 25kg bag of concrete mix under control.

        A poor man’s Emile Heskey at best.

        And one hell of an ugly cunt.

  7. I do not give a flying fuck whatever ethnic they sign..

    It’s the fucking stupid fans / owners money…

    No doubt there is a massive profit to be made for the owner otherwise why would you plough money into football….!

    It’s just another business to them.

    The dopey fan’s are still under the impression,

    It’s a ” local team for local people”

    Idiots,…….⚒️

    • I agree, all football and anything to do with it should be thrown into a large pit of bubbling shit.

      The slack jaw fans thinking they have anything in common with or any influence on people who run it and are so rich they couldn’t even imagine makes me laugh.

      All that money for some skinny cunt to kick a ball…my balls, your face.

      Cunts one and all.

      Spanky

  8. Loathsome club.

    I get the impression that since the Russian oligarch was pushed out of the door, CFC appear to resemble a ship minus any crew, headed towards the rocks.

  9. They all sound like they are from Lords Mandy’s little black book of exotic rent boys.

    Although Omorodion sounds like a hemorrhoids cream.

  10. Great nom, OC. You left a few big names out. Chumbawamba, Hungadunga (though I get whey you left him out!), Malaprop, Farnsbarns, and Pompidu. Chelsea are an equal opportunity employer.

    • Apparently they have 9 goalkeepers and TWENTY THREE (!!!) midfielders alone. They’re gonna collapse in on themselves eventually and when they do, it’ll be glorious

  11. Swap out Omorodion (which has now collapsed) for João Felix (as he looks all but certain to sign instead).

  13. Some clubs are hated because of their success (Man Utd, Liverpool)
    Some clubs are hated because their fans are cunts (Liverpool)
    Some clubs at hated because they’ve bought instant success through Arab state ownership (Man City)
    But Chelsea are the most loathsome as they seem determined to act like cunts at any given opportunity.
    I wouldn’t put it past them to employ John Terry to fuck a few of the players wives to hasten their departure.
    Vile fuckers.

    • Yup, I was actually cheering for a City win yesterday. I never, ever thought I would say that. What the foul cunts are doing now has gone beyond even the excesses of the early Abramovich era.

  14. i hope that cunt rashford digs his heels in and refuses to leave for the remaining 4 years if his contract at £330k a week.

    they wont be able to sell him as no other team is stupid enough to pay him that, so he will just run his contract down if hes got any sense

    same thing happebed a few years ago with some chelsea player….only played 4 games in 4 years and kept pocketing his £40k a week….that was over 10 years ago.

    made himself available for every game, turned up to training…chelsea tried to make lide awkward for him by putting him reserve games, making him a reserve on the bench in cold einter ganes, just so he would fuck off to another team, but he wouldnt.

    top man

    • sorry…meant sterling obv.

      i will be the first to admit i know fuck all about the cunting game.

  16. Yup, I was actually cheering for a City win yesterday. I never, ever thought I would say that. What the foul cunts are doing now has gone beyond even the excesses of the early Abramovich era.

  17. Their players read like the names of my drug prescription now that i’m an old cunt.
    Anyone who pays that vastly overated twat Raheem Sterling £325000 PER WEEK must off the scale stupid.

    • Sterling, he’s the one who issued a public statement at the weekend because he wasn’t picked to face City. Well that’s the kind of thing you have to do when you’re the best player in the club and you can’t get a game. The club should get a new manager.
      And isn’t he the immature cunt who had a gun tattooed on his leg?

      • Yes.

        A machine gun no less.

        Apparently it was in tribute to his old man who was gunned down.

        Makes perfect sense doesn’t it.

      • Sterling. The biggest cunt and little shit in the modern game.
        ‘Celebrates’ when he ‘wins’ a penalty. Ye the bottling little turd refused to take on i the Euro 2021 Final shootout against Italy. Also, only plays when he’s arsed. Has pulled out of first team games when he simply hasn’t been bothered.

        An absolute cunt of the highest order.

      • Sterling. The biggest cunt and self serving little shit in the modern game.

        ‘Celebrates’ when he ‘wins’ a penalty. Yet the bottling little turd refused to take one in the Euro 2021 Final shootout against Italy. Also, only plays when he’s arsed. Has pulled out of first team games when he simply hasn’t been bothered.

        An absolute cunt of the highest order.

      • What is it with repeating comments anyhow? We used to get a message when we attempted to post duplicates.

      • Greedy entitled little bastard Chelsea are paying him a staggering 300k per week to sit in the dugout 👎 👎
        Only place for him now is Italy because no club in the Premier League is going to pay him that kind on money 👎
        Ben Chillwell he needs to stop messing about and bin Chelsea and head up North to Manchester 👍

  18. Knees up muvver brown,knees up muvver brown down the table we must go…cor blimey guvnor, jellied eels and awl, av it my san 👊….get fucked ex cockerneys now full of dinghy relatives 🥾🥥

  19. Always liked Stamford Bridge in the 80s. A great away trip.

    Granted, it was moody as fuck and scary to those not used to it.
    But it had a great atmosphere and they had a handy team back then.
    Colin Pates, Joey Jones, Paul Cannovlle, Kerry Dixon and all them.
    David Speedie was a right little cunt though.

    But very unwise to wear any colours, especially the Manchester clubs.
    Because the Headhunters were absolute psychopaths.

    • Ah! You’ve included a few names I DO recognise! The ones mentioned in the blog – not a fucking clue! But that’s football these days.

  20. I could not give a flying fuck what any of these foreign owned franchises do. There is no longer any British football at this level, and the club ‘names’ have fuck all to do with the towns they are in.

  21. The birth of the ‘Northern’ Chelsea fan was pretty sickening.

    At the time of Mourinho and his team of cunts (Terry, Ashley Cole, Drogba, Mikkel etc) started winning things, many gloryhunting twats suddenly ‘became’ Chelsea ‘supporters’. Presumably the same cunts who attached themselves to Blackburn Rovers in 1995.

    United and City shirts on the street, I have lived with all my life. Even Bolton, Bury, Oldham and Stockport. But to see loads of Chelsea shirts – grown men in Chelsea shirts – in Manchester made me want to vomit.

    • Used to be the same in London and the Home Counties with United fans, probably still is.

  25. The sooner these “Big clubs” fuck off and start their own super league or whatever it is the better.

  26. The ones I feel sorry for are laughable duo Hawksbee & Jacobs at Talk-Sport, who support the comedic clubs Totty and Elsie.

  27. OT. Hillary Clinton says it’s time Kamala Harris broke ‘glass ceiling’

    Well, I don’t know about that. But I bet Kamala has seen plenty of mirrored ceilings in her time.

  28. I went to my first Chelsea match in 1973, I was 12, Chelsea fan all my life, but after that BLM bullshit, taking the knee etc, just a bunch of overpaid hypocritical Cunts, I’ve just boycotted football I have absolutely zero interest in it anymore !

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