Adam Britton

This revolting piece of sub-human excrement was recently jailed for 10 years and 5 months for the rape and torture of 56 dogs, 39 of which he killed in a shipping container on his property, inside which he filmed many of his hideous crimes.

As well as torturing his own dogs, he also sourced animals from unsuspecting pet owners, and described watching kids crying as he walked away with their pets.

To engage with other like-minded degenerates he posted videos online under a series of false names.

Described as a prominent British zoologist (me neither) and an expert on crocodiles (bet he never tried fucking one of them unless it was heavily sedated or dead) he is resident in Darwin, Australia.

Naturally he’s worked for the BBC, once hosting Sir David Attenbore who filmed one of his documentaries on Britton’s property.

He is obviously a keen disciple of Eric Gill, whose statue eulogising child sexual abuse continues to disgrace the front of BBC Television Centre, serving as the Corporation’s mascot.

Britton was also charged with four counts of accessing and transmitting child abuse material to which he pleaded guilty. No doubt the mere tip of an extremely depraved iceberg.

Sky news

Nominated by Shit-cake Baker.

42 thoughts on “Adam Britton

  1. BBC newsflash:
    Never mind all that, look the other way, there’s a far right monster coming over the hill.
    Giz yer money or we’ll send some dumb clowns around to stand on your doorstep twiddling their thumbs.

  2. Kwiss Packham is a British zoologist, works for the BBC and has interviewed David Attenbollocks.

    Just saying.

  3. Don’t for one minute think this horrible cunt, fucked around with rotweilers. Just like those that steal peoples dogs from outside shops, they are always the passive ones, the cowards. I just hope he’s now getting it “doggy fashion” regularly, while he does his stir.

  4. Evil cunt. I used to work with a ex con who told me that when prisoners find out who amongst them are serving time for abusers of women, children and animals are beaten or worse on almost a daily basis. I pray this cunt will be made to suffer in the same way as those poor poor dogs.

    • Good afternoon Jill/all.
      They (the hardcore lags) say that but they’re full of shite I reckon.
      Take, for example, that cunt who murdered Baby P…he had a “hit” put out on him, yet remains unfortunately alive.

  5. When cell mates get the word on this, they’ll be barking mad and lead him a dogs life. Their chum will be eating dog food in future, besides being made to walk on all fours and taken walkies.

  6. I have no words for scum like this. It is a pity that the rope and the drop doesn’t await them.

  7. I could quite happily kill this pathetic wretch and not lose a wink of sleep.

    Only if authorized by The Authorities of course.

    Total fucking cunt.

  8. Another one from the BBC Hall of Fame…

    Pea Dauphiles, predators, sex offenders, murderers (see you, Children In Need Southport Treeswinger). and now bestiality.

    The Beeb has about has much charm as a mass grave.

    I would take a billy bollocks Britton, cover him in meat paste, and throw him in a wild Bear pit in Canada.

  9. Didn’t George IV tell Captain James Cook that Australia was ‘the bumhole of the world’?

    And that’s why all our convicts were flung there at the time.

  10. He should be treated like a rabid dog.
    Muzzled, restrained, then dragged through the streets to a vet, first to have his knackers removed, then put in solitary confinement and fed the cheapest dogfood.

    Finally, he should be put down.

    • Why would you want to reduce his suffering by having him put down? Put him in the new cabinet, watch the cunt suffer at the hands of the general public.

  11. What? How can he take up his cabinet position of he’s in prison? Did he look at a police officer in the wrong way?

    • Half of the Labour party sound as if they should be in jail. How many MPs have been thrown out of the party?

      • When all the jails are full, the real far right will roam the land…..

        Mwuhahahahahahaha !!

        Steady………..steady.

  12. Sounds like an all round psychopath . I’m staggered he hasn’t murdered anyone .

    On Love Island : Maniac Edition where he will fall deeply in love with fellow animal abuser Mary Chipperfield and bonus programming , a 3some with Charlotte Dujardin

  13. It would be stating the bleeding obvious if I said lock him in a cell with hungry rottweilers. Then I won’t. Dog lovers will be the best alternative.

    • My Rottweiler would have torn his throat out if he tried to mess about with his rusty sheriff’s badge.

      I would have pissed in the open wound if I thought he had tampered with my Rottweiler.

      Where is MNC by the way? He would usually be all over this.

      • I think he’s fucked off, Odin.

        He said that ISAC had become an echo chamber and was kind of fed up.

        I hope he has second thoughts. I think he’s a splendid fellow with a cracking sense of humour.

        Message to MNC…. Come back and listen to Lemmy, you fucking rotter !!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06yQb4lbPk

        Good evening

  14. I thought the 1970’s vid of two nuns and a donkey was pretty bed. But this takes the biscuit.

  15. Simmer the cunt gently in a vat of dogs piss for as long as possible.
    No quick death deserved here!

  16. Trying to think of a novel way for this cunt to meet his maker.

    Strip him naked and use a nice sharp machete to create some deep but not life-threatening slashes in his flesh. Smother him in meat pate before letting a pack of hungry hyenas chase him about and try to relieve him of his blood and pate caked limbs.

    I’d pay to watch the cunt tearful with abject exhaustion as he knows the hungry hyenas will eventually tear him into mincemeat.

    Fucking Cunt. Cook the remaining skull and spine in an oven and throw to the vultures.

    • I would seriously have him executed. Nothing fancy, just a bullet to the back of the head.

      He should never be released. It is a matter of time before he does it to a human, if he hasn’t already, which would not surprise me one little bit.

  17. I remember a Japanese bloke whom to him was convicted he was becoming a dog. Had the fur suit and crawling on all fours and barking. We only have to get in touch with him and this cunts life wouldn’t be worth living.

  18. Hopefully he’ll get a jug of boiling water mixed with sugar, thrown in his face, take that you evil cunt !

  19. Shoot the bastard one in the plums and two in the ten ring. I offer my services pro bono.

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