VERY SPECIAL DAYS IN THE YEAR

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Apparently it`s “Pride Month”.

Well I never.

Who knew?

Anyway, just so we don`t miss any of the most `special` days for the `special` people in our rich and diverse global society, here`s a short (but by no means complete) list of some of them to add to your calendars …

February 20-26 Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week
March Bisexual Health Awareness Month
March 1 Zero Discrimination Day
March 31 International Transgender Day Of Visibility
April 6 Asexuality Day (the first was celebrated in 2021!)
April 22 Day of Silence
April 26 International Lesbian Visibility Day
May 17 International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia
May 19 Agender Pride Day
May 22 Harvey Milk Day
May 24 Pansexual & Panromantic Visibility Day
June Pride Month
June 5 HIV Long-Term Survivor’s Awareness Day
June 12 Pulse Remembrance Day
June 28 Stonewall Riots Anniversary
July 6 Omnisexual Visibility Day
July 11-17 Non-Binary Awareness Week
July 14 International Non-Binary Day
July 16 International Drag Day
August 14 Gay Uncle Day
September 16-22 Bisexual Awareness Week
September 23 Bisexual Visibility Day
October LGBT History Month
October 11 National Coming Out Day
October 20 International Pronoun Day
October 21 Spirit Day
October 24 Asexual Awareness Week
October 26 Intersex Awareness Day
November Trans Awareness Month
November 6 Transgender Parent Day
November 8 Intersex Day Of Remembrance
November 13-19 Trans Awareness Week
November 20 Transgender Day Of Remembrance
December 1 World AIDS Day
December 8 Pansexual Pride Day
December 10 Human Rights Day

Doesn`t appear to an `All Cunts Day`.

Any suggestions?

emporia

Nominated by Sam Beau.

97 thoughts on “VERY SPECIAL DAYS IN THE YEAR”

  1. I pride myself in not letting any of this shite get in the way of every single second of my existence.

      • I think it should be renamed as Owen Jones is a mentally unstable wanker day after his rant about the Germans only helping Israel because they feel guilty about the holocaust and are letting the Jews take revenge on the Palestinians 😂

  4. Harvey milk day, nice of them to commemorate the day mighty joe young burst out of Katie’s price already wrecked vagina, and locked gums on her plastic tits..

    Hey you guys…

  5. Can we have a straight white male awareness month? No? didn’t think so. We only pander to the nut jobs.

  6. Today the 5th of July ,I would like to initiate the first “I’m a cunt day” on this day wear your I’m a cunt badge with pride and let the world know you’re a cunt

    • Is it a bit like a Beano gnasher badge?

      All hairy on the outside with a little clit poking out?

  7. Moderation on this comment? Possible problem word used earlier.

    No idea. Wordfence has a mind of its own I’m afraid – NA.

  8. We’ll be having a stop breathing day soon, if anymore illegals come over, or should I say welcome with open arms.

  9. Do these days actually have any relevance in the real world?
    I can honestly say have never seen any evidence of such.
    Or indeed met anyone who has ever mentioned them.
    Apart from Armed Forces Day…
    Which was all over the telly last Friday.
    As you were.

    • They kind of do, MJB, at least I get an email at work each time from some fuckwit (normally a purple-haired, flat-chested dyke) which I promptly delete.

    • The one that’s right under our noses, is kept under your hat. Its only the ones nobody bothers with are known.

  12. I’m looking forward to Nov 13th:
    Hammer-wielding murderer appreciation day.

    • I know you look forward to World Down Syndrome Day every year Cunt Engine, the same way as my feet start tapping as World Steelpan Day approaches.

      • Perhaps I could combine the two festivities?
        An entertaining spectacle could be achieved; some of those mọngs are awfully strong.

      • Thomas – I thought that, being built like a brick shithouse and all, but the wife’s family have got a 19 year old Down’s (who is built like a brick shithouse) who can’t wipe his own arse as he doesn’t have the arm/hand strength. Common apparently.

    • My grandad’s birthday in November should be named Hatchet-weilding, Hitler-worshipping, Irish-hating psychopath day.
      R.I.P

      Rest in Peace?

      More like Reign in Perdition.

    • Every day’s a molestôr day in certain religions as their Sky Fairy condoned it.

  14. I can’t even remember family birthdays how how I suppose to remember all those degenerate days?

    I claim 5th July as don’t pay tax day leading smoothly into 6th July spank a lefty in the teeth with a brick day.

      • If you changed that to ‘wank on a battered leftie day’ they’d probably sanction it, the doirty feckers.

  15. Monday July 8th is Stick Yvette Cooper, Face First, Up Lady Nugee’s Cavernous Arse Day, and the whole country will be celebrating. Kweer will be wearing a bright red off-the-shoulder evening dress, complete with red sling back shoes. There will be a short extract from the Nutcracker Suite by the Ballet Mandy, performed by Wes Streeting, Prima Ballerina, in a skin, and there will be a bible reading by the Revd Chris Bryant, but for myself, I will be heading to the Lesbian Labour Ladies Hall, which as you know is in Maiden Lane, to hear a nude cello recital by Thangham Debbonaire. Her rendition of Brother Can You Spare A Dime is guaranteed to bring a tear to the eye.

  16. If they just kwpt it to a day, it’d be alright. However, Poo-Pusher Month just makes you loathe these penetrators even more.

  17. Every day of the year is I couldn’t give a flying fuck day to me.
    Getting to the age where, seen it, done it, got the T shirt.
    Fuck em, fuck em all.

    • Is it not every day? I have noticed a marked decrease in the number in the last few months. Advertisers appear to be catching on that people won’t buy their racist shit.

      • I thought every day too but as you said Mogs seems to be fewer than there were and not before time.
        How about advertisers stop portraying white men as spineless wimps or useless fuckwits!
        Asking too much?

      • What do you mean? The spineless wimps and useless fuckwits are now in government.

  20. I see Diane Abbott was elected MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington again winning 109% of the vote.

  21. Good.

    Hate that little turd so much I self harm if he’s on telly.

    Little weasel.

  22. Harvey Milk? Had to look that one up – apparently some gaylord assassinated in San Francisco in 1978.

    Liked to ‘milk’ a big fat cock apparently…

    • Liberal headbanger Sean Penn played him in a film.
      To get into the role Sean took it up the arse for a week.

  23. Just have a deviant day, it would cover everyone.

    Nothing special about being a pervert.

  24. The Labour front bench has the makings of the Manhattan Project.

    If the aim was to blow yourself up with a cherry bomb.

    • Shhhh keep it down Jack, Rodney starmer has called it a night.

      Shalom..

      • Evening Jack, marvellous tune. Starmer would approve, the smiths such a working class name..

      • What a tune that is 👍

        You winning Jack?

        Thought you an Ethel had gone on one of them pensioner swingers retreats, your rude absence was noted.

        I kept the site running along while you were away,
        I behaved fairly and impeccably with good humour and politeness as always.

        Here’s another little ditty for a Friday

        https://youtu.be/zUT730G-xvA?si=rDsH9Jvs20vu7Nzc

      • Its true Jack, Miserable was selfless to a fault.

        Looked after JP and followed the golden rules.

        Didn’t get him wet.

        Didn’t feed him after midnight.

        And didn’t overstimulate him on too much Bargain Hunt and Money For Nothing.

      • God I love that bargain hunt LL.

        My dream job that.

        Rooting about on a tip.

        Ever seen that upholstery cunt?
        Simeon.
        His workshop is in Pear Mill Stockport.(Big white pear on the top).

        A bloke I know was delivering something for him
        Asked if he was in

        Simeon ” I’m very busy! I only see people by appointment only.
        Have you got a appointment?”

        Delivery bloke
        ” Look pal, I’ve got a delivery here for you do you want it or not?”

        😄 Hehehe

      • Money for nothing not bargain hunt.

        Sorry
        It’s the shock of a labour government

      • David Dickinson rooting around on a tip.

        What looking for unbroken sunbed bulbs?

        Or discarded bovril jars.

        What a bovrilly dazzler..

      • “Money for nothing and your cheques for free.”
        (As Mrs Bottler thought the lyrics went). 🤣

      • MNC@. Everything is tickety – boo, apart from war with HMRC.

        The bastards have dared to tax me.

        It’s a bleedin’ diabolical liberty.

        Anyway, steps have been taken.

        Everything ok with you ?

        I’m sure you did your very best to keep the p(c)unters happy.

        Stout Yeoman !!

        Me, The Hound and Ethel went to Northumberland for a week.

        It was very enjoyable, especially on Holy Island, listening to seals singing. Something I’ve never seen or heard before.

        Children Of The Grave eh ?

        That brings back memories.

        Liverpool Empire 1975.

        Happy days.

      • LL@. JP is one of the trickier ones.

        Fearsome when roused.

        Young MNC is to be congratulated.

        The boy done good.

      • I can’t fathom why my post has gone into moderation.

        Is Word Press on the blob ?

      • I’m thriving like bacteria thanks Jack.
        Got myself a allotment which I’m spending lots of time on.

        Supplement the table when chronic inflation makes food prices soar under the mismanagement of the Marxists

        Sort of a northern hillbilly version of the Good Life.

        I’m going to build a fine shed with a log burner in it,
        So I’ve a hideout when the HMRC come for me.😁

      • @Mis…..the amount of people on Money for Nothing who say “ooh, I think I’ll give it to charity” is ridiculous. Once the cameras have fucked off they are chavving it up

    • I wonder if they’re ready for Putin, Xi, Iran, North Korea.

      What’s Keir going to do about Palestine, he’s in power and his little trot army will be on his case.

      Still I shouldn’t worry, David Lammy is now foreign secretary………see how the race card works on Vlad.

      • I’m hoping even more than ever that Trump wins in November after he called the Great Orange One “a neo-Nazi sympathizing sociopath”.

        Awkward, Dave.

  26. Fuck me this is the equivalent of a vintage herd of BSE cows ejecting a forceful disease ridden shart across the country.

    Then everyone being bummed by some AIDS infested Cunt from eurovision gay contest.

    Deeply upsetting,scotch time afore they come knocking..

    then Oven.

  27. Mystic Mort has looked in his crystal bollock.. Here are my predictions.
    1 with Lammy the Hutt in as foreign secretary, we will be at war with the rest of the world within a year.
    2 Bum sex between males will become compulsory.
    3 Angela will be a bigger cunt than John Prescott and make more fuck ups on a daily basis.
    4 Rachel Reeves will tank the economy quicker than Lis Truss.
    5 Sir Kier will adopt part time hours, finishing up before sundown on Friday.
    6 Mussies will storm the beaches from today onwards.
    7 Yours truly will kick Rishi the cha waller in the bollocks with a size 13 steelie.
    Nice knowing you all, god help us all.

    • The cunt’ll be sending what’s left of the navy to pick them up off french beaches, they won’t even get their feet wet. Get here, straight into a 4* hotel for the time it takes to hoof some racist white families out of their houses which they can then infest, I mean inhabit. They’ll immediately get the foreign office working on the paperwork for every one of them to bring over the 50 members of close family who will, of course, get their own houses at our expense. Shit and fan come to mind.

    • I do wonder if he is trolling us.

      Lammy a thick racist as foreign secretary

      Ironing board, immo lover balls Cooper home secretary.

      Rachel I can’t balance a current account reeves as chancellor.

      Ginger peaceful cock nosher as deputy and minister of housing.

      And a Palestine loving rag head as secretary of justice.

      All lead by a weak thin skinned, insecure puppet..

      I think I’m going to enjoy the shit show..

      • I’ll give it 6 months till the shit hits the fan big time. Can’t wait…

        🚽🚽🚽🚽

  29. Why does “pride” have a whole month? Still having problems trying to understand why having a cock stuck up your arse or wearing a dress and using women’s toilets etc is something to be proud about. If I was on the alternate omnibus I would keep my peccadilloes well hidden. This a World gone mad.

  30. Went to wexham park hospital the other day apart from looking like downtown Bombay it had loads of rainbow bollocks everywhere, good to see the NHS has plenty of spare cash for nonsense. The fucking building society had lots of rainbow shite everywhere as well, if there was another one in town I would move like I did from Santander cos of em paying them two pricks ant and dick fortunes instead of giving me more interest on my money.

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