We didn’t do a dedicated Euros thread this time around.
Now that it’s all over and England have failed yet again, it seemed only right to let the cunters have a good old moan and rant about boring football, how ‘we woz robbed’ and how it’s not “coming home” after all.
Plus that awful England band, banal commentary, woke box ticking inclusive punditry, they’re crap-they’re brilliant-they’re crap again flip flopping…
So dry your tears an’ fill yer boots.
Love & hugs – The Admin Team.
Palmers goal was obviously racist he should have passed it to the fat laughing so called pundit Richards, who’s contribution consists of hyena like spells of uncontrollable guffaws š¤£š¤£š¤£
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LOL. The concept of a goal being racist really made me laugh. Thanks for that, Gelderd.
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Ironically Spain’s first goal waa thoroughly diverse.
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I’m not a big fitba fan, but I will say this: the hype surrounding the Ingerland team during the Euros reminded me of how the British media are bigging up Lando Norris in F1.
I quite like him as a person. Thick as shit, but a nice seeming lad. Since he won fair-and-square in Miami, the media has been touting him as a “championship contender” to Max Verstappen. Norris has spunked away three more wins from six this season. Hell will freeze over before he takes a title fight to the Dutchman because he just isn’t as good.
Perhaps if the media laid off “our boys” and stopped putting too much pressure on them with lofty soundbites, they may do better?
In other F1 news, Ralf Schumacher came out as a cocoshunter today.
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Have you seen Ralf’s (now ex) missus?
Cora the Playboy model and racing driver.
Jesus. you would have to drag me off her.
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She looks a bit ragged and raddled these days, Odin.
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Norm’s right.
Rougher than a rhino’s foreskin.
https://www.gala.de/lifestyle/film-tv-musik/cora-schumacher—nur-ein-pr-gag—raetselraten-um-ihr-dschungelcamp-aus-23998454.html
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Looks like sheās caught the blast off a Formula 1 exhaust pipe.
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Fuck me. State of that.
Apparently Ralf had a go on Katie Price back in the day, too.
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‘Kinnell!
Sorry gents. I was refering to an obviously much older photo.
She looks like she suffered the same fate as Niki Lauda now.
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@Odin, apparently she’s got an Only Fans page, too.
Maybe Ralfy Boy’s got a type?
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Birds who look like Frankenstein’s ringpiece?
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Ralf Poosmacker. Snarff snarff
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Well now, LL, if he’d posted
“anyone have Jay Slater in DP”
I might have sniggered. But, regardless, he was someone’s son.
He might have been a thug, dealer, all round bad boy, but his mother loved him.
So, for her sake, remember that!
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At least something will becoming home… His remains.
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I must confess I briefly fell into the trap of thinking just maybe. Even though I’ve watched all the England matches up to the final and the fact that England has not won a major international tournament since the 1960’s
Note to self
DON’T BE A CUNT!….unless you can look in a mirror and see a cunt staring back at you!
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The pundits tell us the Premier League is the best in the world, yet it produces players that canāt pass, run or head the ball. Iām told there were more shots on target at a trump presidential rally.
Why would football want to come āhomeā whatever that meansā¦ Englands ruined. Itās been turning shut since the 60sā¦.
Mind control for the masses. The game died back in the 90s.
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The Premier League is the 3rd Best league. Spain and Germany produce better club and national teams at the moment.
People confuse ‘richest/most expensive’ with best in many other field as well.
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Theyāre tired. Please do fuck off. Eight hours training a week and at the most three hours of game time. For nine months of the year. Try getting up 6;00am five or six days a week for minimum wage. Even at 20 years old Bellingham is an up his own arse not as good as he thinks he is whining bastard. Rolling about on the floor like a spoilt brat. The ātiredā shit has finished me off watching England. Iād rather watch a coffin warp, would still be quicker than āLight Jogā Kane.
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Well said, Bob.
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Thanks Jeezum.
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Agreed Bob, don’t see how they can be more tired than the fucking opposition.
What a fucking crap excuse!
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They ought to watch the match back Scunthorpe and watch the Spanish play. Crisp passing, instant ball control, movement, fitness, Whilst we couldnāt trap a bag of sand and Pickford boots it out of play for the tenth time.
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They’ve just not got the hunger for it Bob.
On paper should have been a stroll at least up to the final but they still can’t pull it off.
Probably too busy pulling each other off in the showers and with that it’s back to the studio.
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Dead right Bob.
I remember the treble season of 1999. The United played their bollocks off every game, unitl the last second. That’s how they won it. Mind you, they had a fire breathing Fergie behind them.
Gareth is a softarse modern manager, who mollycoddles shithouses and mardarses. I recall that cunt Raheem Strling refusing to play in an England game, because his ‘head wasn’t right’. And Wokegate, naturally, indulged him.
Stirling also refused/ bottled a penalty in the 2021 Euro final shootout against Italy., and Wokegate let him. Gareth also wouldn’t allow Jack Grealish to take one. Say no more…
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A Fergie type Manager for England, we can but dream Norman. Those players wouldnāt know what had hit them, but they give their all and then some.
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He should have been sacked after that 2021 Final, glad Grealish called him out for what he is.
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They have fitness coaches, dieticians, nutritionists, fucking masseurs even and sports psychologists for their mental elf. At home they have cleaners and nannies, gardeners and lackeys. But they are still tired. Try doing a real days work and they would be crying in the corner by lunchtime.
Most of these little punks are millionaires before they are even shaving, there is the real fucking problem.
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I remember a 19 year old Norman Whiteside playing a First Division game on the Saturday, a European match on the Tuesday, and then turning out for Northern Ireland on the Thursday all in the same week. The Shankhill Skinhead never batted an eyelid.
And Big Norm didn’t earn in a year what bog awful softarses who play today get in just a week.
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Didn’t Whiteside retire from football completely at the age of 26, with fucked knees? š¤
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Jay Slater’s coming home, he’s coming home, he’s coming home, he’s coming
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Did he fall, or was he pushedā¦..
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Erm?
Would you like people to say summat similar, about you, if you died?
Show some grace!
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Who gives a fuck, shitbag was white but was as shit as any monkey stabber who nobody gives a shit about so fuck him.
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Do you have any evidence (apart from what youāve read on social media) to back up that statement?
Monkey stabbers notwithstanding.
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Griefjacking and social media canonisation at Warp Factor 9….
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For sure, another cheeky chap, who adored his Gran.
But at the end of it all, is a mother who’s son is dead.
All, have some compassion and grace.
Now is not the time to mock.
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You need to check your
“having some respect for a grieving family chip”
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What’s wromg with calling out professional griefjackers? There are enough of them.
The cunts milking the lad’s demise on social media won’t respect him or his family one little bit. They will intrude on a private thing, and use it to get attention and virtue signal points for themselves. That”s what they always do when somebody passes way. Regardless of who it is.
That’s what I am on about.
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See above.
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Don’t get me wrong, I feel bad for the family but I find it really hard to care that someone like him is dead. Judging by the Rolex thing he clearly didn’t learn anything from his sentence – had he survived what else may he have gone on to do?
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The social media circus that will now start with the news of his death will be the most crass and tasteless thing about it all.
Some on Twitter ‘grieve’ for those they don’t know and have never known more than they do when one of their own relatives dies.
It’s been a trend ever since Diana in 97.
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Diana the coal burner.
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Gawd bless you, Minge, for your sympathetic words.
It’s hard, being an ‘humble person’ wiv, limmited resources, God Bless my old socks.
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How do JP.
Know what you mean. He wasn’t a saint and not the cheeky rascal he was originally made out to be, but his family didn’t deserve this.
They’re the ones left behind to pick up the pieces and try to rebuild their lives.
Feel sorry for his family who have to go on and have to deal with the ensuing media shit show and the ghouls in the MSM.
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Ive not followed the story.
‘Who is Jay Slater?’ is all i have to say.
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I saw some Engerland flags flying outside some houses in the last month or so, therefore I assumed there was some sporting event occurring.
I don’t follow sportsball, so the only indication of whether Engerland have won the thing is when I (and I assume every adult, teenager, juvenile, baby, cat and dog in the neighbourhood) are rudely awoken by some loud, inconsiderate, knuckle-dragging, chav cunt loudly proclaiming something about “returning to the place from which it came”…. or some such bollocks.
I knew for certain though that Engerland had indeed lost the sportsball thing when I woke up on Monday morning… having enjoyed a good night sleep. Fuck footie fans… no seriously… fuck you all. You horrible fucking bastards.
Additional: Footie fans will be receiving a cunting shortly.
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We’re not all that bad š¤£
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D’you know?
I said summat very similar at 5:03
pm, Two.
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They did quite well. Yes, yes, too negative and too cautious, driving with the handbrake on and passing backwards like craven schoolgirls.
Southgate couldn’t bring on one of the world’s best kickers/free kick-takers (TAA) whilst leaving shite on the pitch for 90 minutes. Kane looked like an old uncle playing with late teens. Saka was alright, but inconsequential. Palmer was good. Fiden was too quiet. The midgield were rotten. Oh, gir a Steve Gerrard or Lampard in there.
The whole tournament displayed rather average football. At least we came higher than Italy, France, Germany, Coatia, Portugal, and ha ha ha, (regular losers) Scotland.
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A Bryan Robson or Steve McMahon type of leader was badly needed, Captian.
A hard man midfield general, paired with a cultured playmaker, like Gazza or Ray Wilkins.
Unfortunately, England 2024 have neither.
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They were just a bit average, weren’t they Norm. Frustrating to watch. Let’s hope the next manager wants to play with more vigour.
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Is Declan Rice not the ‘hard man’ in this set up?
We do need a defensive midfielder of some sort. England have struggled with that role in the last 20 years.
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Too much tricky-tack football, sideways passes or back to the goalkeeper. Thatās the continental way of playing we tend to be more aggressive. Would Harry Maguire have made a difference?
Certainly Jack Grealish was missed.
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Harry Maguire can barely move. He’s 30 years out of date.
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Give them an orange football that weighs around 50 lbs when wet then we might get somewhere!
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Bobby Robson: I’m going to pull you off at half time.
Gazza: Howeey! I was hoping for just an orange, like.
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I thought that was Rodney Marsh after going to Man City?
‘Gaffer told me he was going to pull me off at half time. At QPR we only got an Orange’.
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https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/stephen-flynn-mocks-english-after-33244588
Scotch Nazi scumbag.
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If I had my way Scotland would be denied a referendum by law. And all their national newspapers would be subject to surveillance.
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Youāre in luck. Scotland is already denied a referendum by law. And all national newspapers, not just those pertaining to Scotland, are subject to surveillance – surveilled by millions every day.
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Nothing to get worked up about lads. The SNP is finished.
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Another Scotch-man whose entire existence is based around hating England (but not our money).
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The English and British in general have lost their identity and it’s only getting worse with everyone trying not to offend anybody.
It should be a honour to represent your country in all endeavours and until that’s the case we are destined to lose.
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As the master of quick repartee, hereās my comment :
ā Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!ā
Have you seen the fans crying their eyes out on National Television ? Itās pitiful.
āFootballās coming homeā my fucking hole!
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And we know what’ll be next, cuntator.
Gareth will spend some time ‘deciding’ on ‘his future’.
Then he will resurface very quickly. Saying the FA ‘persuaded him’ that they had ‘ good thing going’ and that he was ‘talked into’ staying for ‘one last (another) push.’.
Just like he’s done after all his other international failures.
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They will ‘look at the data’ and come up with the conclusion; with shit players and tactics we were second. In two years time we will have a new golden generation, things can only get better. That means 1st place. Have a contract extension. Ignore the baying masses who want to see flair.
Gareth you are the Messiah.
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At least we are finally rid of the knee taking black arse licking out of his depth tactically inept cunt.
Go and ‘educate’ someone else, Gareth, you damn cunt.
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You all know my thoughts on these cunts, so donāt even start me off!
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Turn all football grounds into giant shithouses for all I care….couldn’t give a fuck about this shit.
Bread and Circuses.
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These days, the news is bread and circuses.
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In other sporting news a mad cunt from the Congo has stabbed a soldier between the shoulder blades at a train station in Paris.
Unfortunately the other soldiers present didn’t shoot the feral cunt dead
So it’s one nil to demented Africunts..
Good morning.
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Was he out of Umbongo (and Fentanyl)?
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Gary Lineker is a jug eared monkey faced cunt
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Why is it that when any top football manager job comes up, they mention Mauricio Pochettino?
He is shit.
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No idea who that is but he sounds like a cunt so I second your statement that he is shit…whoever the fuck he is.
He can kiss my balls.
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The list of cunts who got the England job after Sir Bobby Robson iis both long and staggering. Venables was alright, but the rest of them?
McLaren, Hodgson, Fat Cunt Allardyce, Keegan, Sven Monty Burns, That Italian Cunt, Hoddle, and Wokegate to name but a few.
I dare say the FA will now be searching for a new yes man or black diversity puppet. There will no Clough or Docherty type of gunslinger, definitely not. The names already mentioned are all cunts who have won fuck all and are as dull as fuck, Eddie Howe? Mauricio Pochettino? Fuck off….
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