I’m not sure who I’d class as a cunt here, Ms. Snow who is responsible for this leech-sucking story after the tragic death of Dr. Michael Moseley, or Mummys boy Harvey McIntosh, who I think was a “grief” tourist.
Harvey, aged 27, visited Symi on a day trip from Rhodes. Although he says he was aware of the death of Dr. Moseley, and that the temperature on the island was the same in Rhodes, he wasn’t “explicitly warned” about keeping safe.
What? You travel, by boat, from one boiling hot island to another boiling hot island, and think at 27, you should be explicitly warned?
Did your Mum come with you to change your nappies, Harvey, aged 27?
Give the vote to 16/17 years olds?
I rest my case.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
The issue of retarded tourists will resolve itself when Agenda 30 is ramped up and air travel is restricted to ‘preferred’ people with the plebs not allowed to flying because of ‘enviromental reasons’ or some other confected nonsense.
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Oh, and a good morning to one and all in our socialist paradise!
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A good morning to you too Tommy.
I for one welcome our new, communist, homosexual overlords.
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Pfffft, bumderism is so passe.
We’ve got to adopt to enjoying compulsory transbumderism and all work uniforms conforming to a minimum standard, designed by the “entirely convincing as a woman” Eddie Izzard.
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Are you getting your testi-clits done on the NHS, Tommo?
I’m under the same trust as all of Brighton (UHS) so the waiting list will be huge.
I might try the Nuffield.
Will accept my dick as payment?
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Lofty ambitions, who pays though..
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/agenda-2030-delivering-the-global-goals
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The expression “pie in the sky” comes to mind Arch.
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Dont say that around Dianne Abbott. She’ll walk around looking for it.
‘I see no pies!’
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Go to Greece for sunny, hot weather and express surprise that it is er, hot and sunny.
This country does seem to have more than its share of morons.
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Apparently, a strange whirring sound has been reported by multiple people in central Londinium. It’s the sound of Lord Palmerston spinning in his grave at the thought of that fat, racist, fat, thick, fat cunt Lammy sitting in his chair.
Did I mention that he is fat?
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How long is it gonna be before he makes an absolute howler?
It’s going to be funny if Trump wins again and he has to meet him, given what he’s said about him.
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PS, like your profile pick. Don’t forget to put yer teeth in mate 🙂
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Lammy will go to America, but be forbidden to go south of the Mason-Dixon line as, once he gets on the ‘soul food’, the USAF will have to fly him back in a C-5.
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The term fat should no longer be used. Obesity is the starting point to make people aware, but I don’t think they care anymore, even if you add cunt to it.
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I wouldn’t be seen dead in Greece.
Or prancing about with a umbrella.
Michael Mosley was murdered by the climate.
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It’d be ironic if Mosely, as a jab enthusiast, had had his unfortunate experience with heatstroke expedited by the mRNA cocktail flowing sludgily around his veins.
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Ironic ? It’s be fucking great.
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You just know that Harvey is one of life’s whiners.
How did he survive the flight over with his peanut allergies or piss off the Greek waiters with his vegan diet? I bet he loved Covid and wore a face nappy long after the pandemic.
You can also bet he works from home in a non-job, is a student or doesn’t work at all.
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And failed to shag either of the birds he was on holiday with.
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To be honest, I wouldn’t be seen dead on a walk with either/both of them…
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They’re just “friends” lol.
As a proper chap, I know it is not possible to be friends with a membrr of the opposite sex, except the missus.
What is usually happening is the guy is such a beta (as evidenced by this guy”s childish whining) that he is settling for “friendship” in order to hang around with chicks because he’s too much of a pussy to put a move on her, or, more likely, she is feigning sexual interest in.order to obtain favours, money and dominance.
The really stupid thing is, if a chick is prepared to go on holiday with you, she’ll definitely shag you if you weren’t such a pathetic gayer.
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He’d stand more chance with the one in the middle of the pic; she looks like more of a hog.
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Fat birds are more grateful Tommy, more “giving”.
The fat one is the other one’s unwitting accomplice, only there in a vain attempt to make the other looker better by comparison.
People are so stupid, it’s dead easy to pull women and also easy to spot the ones that aren’t gonna go for it.
Fuck em both off and go for some local, moustachioed slapper. Female, obviously, not Stavros.
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He probably caught covid then filmed himself in bed being ill, saying how rough he felt.
Oh no, that was Jeremy Vine, one our highest paid TV/radio presenters
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According to his LinkedIn profile, it appears he works from home.
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Why does Harvey have to be warned about danger all the time?
He’s the type who gets out of the car in a Safari park
And the reason for every self evident Warning sign.
Harvey don’t drink water from a boiling kettle -its hot
Harvey don’t touch the chainsaw I’m holding – it’s sharp
Harvey don’t stick butter knives in the plug socket – liable to get a electric shock
Was he hatched from a egg?
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Looks like a ginger to me, so he should of slapped the emulsion on and stayed indoors..
Probably a labour voter so fuck him..
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How the fuck did the cunts at the express consider this a “story”?
Mind you they could start a “trend”..
I cut my hand off with a bread knife,I wasn’t warned it was sharp.
I choked to death on a biscuit,I wasn’t warned you had to chew it.
I voted for a politician who’s now fucked the whole country up,I wasn’t warned they were all hopeless cunts..
etc etc forever
The Thick Cunts.
Good morning.
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Well said.
What’s he after exactly?
Compensation?
5 minutes of fame?
A cuddle from mummy?
And what the fuck has his fairy story got to do with a dead doctor who did a Titus Oates, only in a different temperature range?
Fucked if I know.
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Seems that young Mr Price isn’t the only Harvey with learning difficulties.
It was stiflingly hot, but no hotter than the place he’d left 3 hours previously.
This came as a total shock after the boat journey he’d just enjoyed, where the temperate effect of a sea breeze flowing across a body of water was obviously too much for this thick cunt to process.
It was hot on land after 3 hours on a sea ferry?
Well fuck me! Who’d have guessed that?
I wonder if this mong fucks his mum on a dog shit covered living room carpet like his namesake?
The gormless, bed wetting imbecile.
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32 degrees and no water? Fuck me obviously not a boy scout then. Fucking Janner.
All hail our glorious revolution and the government of all the cunts.
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I’m one of the few people who have visited Greece and survived it appears.
Although I am highly trained to be fair.
I’ve watched three episodes of Bear Grylls Born survivor
And read the SAS survival handbook.
I made it through a week in Crete by drinking my own urine and not eating a polar bears liver.
Polar bears livers are that rich in iron that it’s toxic for humans to eat (true that)
An that’s how I miraculously survived.
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Vitamin A MNC.
The eyeballs are OK though.
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Oh the eyeballs are the best part.
Delicious!
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what an absolute prick 🍆💦
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Well you are a cunt Harvey.
Forget sun block, water or a hat.
Everyone knows all you need is a decent umbrella. Maybe you can get one of those novelty umbrella hats and then you have your hands free to look like a bellend taking selfies.
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for fucks sake, it’s made up clickbait to get your email address.
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Fatjon,
Have you been to Greece and if so did you use chopsticks?
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Greek food is fucking horrible.
Never either hot or cold, always warm.
No wonder that they smash their plates.
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Best temperature for the climate. I think they know what they’re doing.
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got a house there. No chopsticks but I chuck a lot of plates.
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Tourists take idiocy to new, exciting levels.
They lay out in the baking sun with no protection in the hope of showing off their tan when they get home.
They ignore red flag warnings on beaches.
They drink extraordinary amounts of alcohol from the beach bars, fall asleep in the sun and end up in A&E with burns.
British tourists look the wrong way when crossing the road.
They think that they have priority on crossings like they have in the UK.
British drivers try to go around roundabouts the wrong way.
Tourists slow down and almost stop on busy roads and sometimes motorways if they want to take a photo of something.
They speak to everyone in English. If they see that the person doesn’t understand then they speak louder.
French and Scandinavian tourist think that everyone should be grateful that they are in the country, not just the bar and hotel owners.
British tourists think that what ever country they go to was once part of the Empire.
Rules do not apply to them.
They also get upset when restaurants don’t have Heinz ketchup or brown sauce.
They think that waiters should know what they mean when they order a ‘lager top’, ‘snake bite’, ‘spritzer’…. Etc.
The new thing that I have noticed is that the British are using push chairs for kids who are clearly old enough to walk.
Some really big kids, up to the age of 10 I estimate.
Only a few weeks until Spain is full of these cunts.
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Lots of good points and common sense there Artful…
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You must get loads of Brits over in Spain pointing at pictures of fry ups on laminated menus shouting “do you do chippy chips in GRA-VY, Pedro?”
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Calamares with chips or paella with chips is the usual.
I have seen people order prawns and then just sit looking at them, not knowing how to peel them.
I have had to translate what a ‘coke float’ is for waiters.
I have heard customers complain that the alioli ordered with their bread has garlic in it and that their drink ‘tinto verano’ has red wine.
Cunt season approaches.
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My missus has got beautiful arioli.
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These people should just stay in Britain, like half the Inger-land mob.
Foreign travel overpowers their senses and they become enraged.
Fucking plebs.
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Paella and chips. Fucking classic.
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Anyone called Harvey deserves a cunting…..stay 🏠 stay safe harv, mummy will wipe your brow and tuck you in but better change your duvet down to a lesser tog …night, night pumpkins 💤
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Cunts like this have the vote….
Yet more proof that the educashun system in this cuntry has been in decline since the 60s.
As for Michael Mosley, if he’d just done one thing, he’d have paid attention to the line that only mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun. Twat.
In other news Wes ‘Ducky’ Streeting has just been appointed Minister for stating the fucking obvious…. ‘The NHS is broken’ official. Claims Duckiy in a camp voice.
No shit Sherlock.
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Ironic that he’s health minister given that his hobby is not particularly healthy.
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Where the wife comes from, tourist stupidity is a regular occurrence.
Fucking idiots who ignore warnings that the mountain paths are closed due to heavy rain or rockfall and then disappear.
Complete cretins who can see 4m waves crashing over the sea wall, but chose to stand at the end of it for a selfie and then disappear.
Thick twats who ignore red flags and go swimming in an area known for it’s dangerous undercurrent and sudden drop off who then disappear.
Utter retards who camp out in ancient tinder dry woodland, start a Forrest fire and then disappear.
in all of these instances, some poor bunch of volunteers have to drop everything and spend the rest of their day trying to retrieve the bodies of the thinking impaired.
A good example here:
https://www.madeiraislandnews.com/2024/06/family-of-italian-tourist-who-died-in-seixal-calls-for-more-signage-at-the-site.html
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Darwin in action, no worries.
Something distinctly fishy about this Jay lad, and his mum’s obsession with Go fund me.
Go fund me?
Go fuck yourself.
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And he’s alleged to have lifted some bloke’s Rolex watch before doing a bunk into the mountains. Said bloke may, or may not be, a dusky looking type with convictions for drug importation. Possibly not the sort of person who takes the theft of valuables lightly. All very strange.
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“Harvey and his friends, Elizabeth Wilson, 28, and Helen Horner, 29, were on a three hour boat trip to the island so did not stray beyond the town in the hot weather.”
This story may as well be he decided not to cross the road without using the crossing, in fact he decided not to cross the road at all.
Everyone involved in this non story needs to go in Uncle Terrys Oven TM. 32 degrees the soft cunt.
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The Express need their own ‘side-bar of shite’.
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I see the words Daily Express, I move straight on …….. next
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We just have to accept that you can’t legislate for stupid.
Morning all.
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Morning Ron.
Well, day 1 and the lights are still on. Better than expected eh?
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Give them a chance. They are busy doing the numbers.
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Yeah just give them a chance; they’ll fail and betray us on immigration, creep back to the EU, and squeeze yet more money out of homeowners, those in work, car owners and savers. For starters.
Well, somebody’s got to pick up the tab for idlers and scroungers. It ain’t going to be fun.
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Beware of Greeks bearing hot weather
Total bollocks init.
Well it hasn’t taken long for labour to start pissing money away, announced a support package for Caribbean islands hit by Beryl
We are fucking doomed 😂
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Harvey is a bellend’s name.
Who does he expect a warning from?
Fucking infantilised whinging prick.
Did he study Performing Arts at Sussex University?
They’re nearly all like Harvey and his femsle ‘friends’ (more like carers).
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I was wrong;
He has a BSc in psychology from Bath.
To quote Captain Rum;
‘You have a woman’s degree!’
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*paraphrase
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The one thing that gives me a good cackle is fucking idiots who get caught drug trafficking in some country that has a zero tolerance policy. Somewhere like Saudi or the Philippines.
A five minute trial with no legal representation in a language you don’t understand and then off to face the firing squad the following morning.
Bonus points if the money promised for transporting 10kg of smack is something really stupid like £500.
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Lindsay Sandiford is a prime example. Still on death row in Indonesia after ten years for smuggling cocaine. She must have been hoping for a Starmer victory so he can dispatch Lammy to plead for her return.
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If Lammy is your first or last hope of getting out of a hell hole foreign jail, then you know you’re fucked.
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Twats like this will provide a valuable food source to us more hardened persons when the end days arrive.
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@bb….. with chips of course 🇬🇧..😁
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Mrs TSG & I were on one of the Greek islands on holiday the week Michael Moseley copped it – it was friggin hot, so we stayed in the shade.
Harvey, you are a grade A, 5 star cunt. Here’s a warning for you – remember to breathe in or you’ll suffocate, you arsehole. Or in your case, don’t bother!
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He’s on the genderquare boundary between millennial and gen Z, the rim of society’s toilet.
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Remember 2 years ago when we a had record hot day and they were all screaming…. then they had their experimental shots and flew out to hotter temperatures
Tourists are cunts.
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