Sir Kweer Starmer Prime Minister (21)

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and his cabinet are cunts.

A special (It’s downhill from now on) cunting for our new Prime Minister – Sir Keir Starmer. The latest in a long succession of chinless wonders, to take the helm of the goodship ‘Great Britain’ and steer it, full speed ahead, toward the nearest Iceberg.
He leads a Labour Party who, not so much ‘stormed’ to election victory, but rather, won by default, being the only horse in a 2 horse race that turned up at the starting gate. The Tory horse collapsed before it could leave the stables. Nigel Farage has now put it out of all our miserys, by going into the stable and shooting it.
Sir Keir has appointed his new cabinet….
Angela ‘loose draws’ Rayner – Deputy PM (already sharpening her knives)
Rachel Reeves – Chancellor (we’re skint so she’s going to move around piles of fictional pound notes)
Yvette Cooper – Home Secretary (She’ll the stop the boats – by opening the airport gates. Welcome to new Bangledesh)
Ed Millband – Energy Muppet (look forward to rises in Fuel Duty and a wind turbine coming to your area soon)
David Lammy – Foreign Secretary ( David Lammy !!!! FFS ! )
400+ MPs to choose from, and these are the ‘Best’ Sir Keir could come up with ?
That not a pool of talent – more like a thimble full……

www.ft.com

standard

Nominated by Lord of the Rings.

A second helping from W C Boggs below followed by a small piece on his pussies by Jeezum Priest.

KEIR STARMER M.P:

A limp-wristed, hi, duckie, cunting for old Kweer, who in his very first speech in Parliament yesterday, congratulated himself on having so many homosexuals behind him (on the green benches – shame on you i f you thought anything else):

Is there something the toolmakers son isn’t telling us? -might he be that way inclined himself?. Is Kweer about to “come out of the closet”?.. When you think of all that free advice he gets from the two old queens of New Labour, Mandy and Blair – I wonder what he has to give them in return?. Then there is ugly old Sue Grey – could she be Apricot Lil?. Ugly women (AnalEase, Sugartits Cooper) camp gay men, (Streeting, seems like a nice boy) many promoted to the front benches. There’s nowt so Kweer as folk….. Shut that door!

I have a feeling we are in for some very gay days

Guardian

Keirs Kittens. Pussies.

Sir Kier, in his wisdom, has appointed several extremely young, and not at all seasoned, new MPs into Junior cabinet roles.

If you’re thinking it’s like being chalk monitor, think again.

Junior Ministers become Senior, then Cabinet, Then PM.

You heard it here first.

bbcnews

127 thoughts on “Sir Kweer Starmer Prime Minister (21)”

  1. Let’s at least give them a chance to fail first. You never know, they might suprise us – it’s unlikely I know but…

      • We are importing a city, bygger than Sheffield, every year, and populating it with third world, violent, rapey, islamic scum. RE Leeds for further info.

        Sheffield cutrently has 5 major hospitals, 2 major trauma centre, 150 doctor surgeries, 211 dentist surgeries, 300,000 cars and over 2000 miles of road. Not to mention the house. 200 schools to boot.

        That’s what we need to built, every year, just to stand still.

        Never gonna happen.

        Civil war is looming, I shit you not.

    • Taxation up, they are already planning their raid on your savings and your state pension.

      A brilliant bit of Labour thinking.

      Let’s add VAT to independent school fees. That’s going to pay for 6500 new teachers. But wait, not every one of the parents currently paying for their kids education is that well paid.

      How many of these parents will have to now send their kids to an oversubscribed state school, each additional kid is about 7k a year in state funding. So the kids are now using the tax their parents already pay and the 20% VAT they would have paid is no longer available to be collected.

      If independent schools shed teachers they will probably retire rather than teach in a state zoo.

      It will be school support staff that lose their jobs first. These are usually people with menial jobs or semi skilled and they won’t just walk into another job.

      Tip of the iceberg though, all the public service employees are going to be wanting a pay rise and it’s going to have to be paid for.

      Labour are going to run us into the rocks, that said so would the Tories.

      Until we break the LabCon cycle each successive government will make things worse.

      • I agree there Sixdog. Problem is who else is there – Reform offer some policies I agree with but I don’t trust Farage and they go too far on certain issues.

      • @OC

        I agree about Reform and Farage, though I do think a lot of what Farage does is genuine I always get the feeling he’s got to be making money out of it.

      • You mean to tell me that the rest of the cunts are NOT making money? Wise up for fucks sake.

      • Yup, even if he means what he says I think he’s in it for his own personal gain. Just seems like a very oily man.

      • He reminds me of the Flash Harry character played by George Cole in St Trinians. 😂

      • and I was already very generously paying for a teacher and a state school FatJon II was not giving his custom to.

    • He already failed me when he refused to prosecute Jimmy Saville and the Rotherham scum.

      Get to fck with your give him a chance.

      • I agree with you, Starmer is an empty vessel and he’s being rattled by that gurning twat bliar. As for Nigel Farage, he’s the most genuine out of the lot of them. He effectively made hinself redundant when he achieved brexit, don’t know why the dim witts think hes in it for the money, why would he come from a lucrative and very successful broadcasting career to head up a political party where if he’s successful he’ll end up poorer than he currently is and under a lot more stress. I think his motives are patriotic.

  3. Give old rodders a break, it’s a job he never wanted.
    He recruited a shadow cabinet of absolute dross.
    Made endless pledges and then u turned at the first sign of objection..

    Tempered his world class personality to play a dull son of a toolmaker..

    And he still won!!!

    All poor Rodney wanted to do was have a quiet life sitting on the side lines shooting down the government’s ideas..

    His only hope now is if rayner comes at him with a knife after he corrects her grammar..

  4. Which one will be sacked first?
    The Tottenham Gorilla, the Ginger Growler or Ecomental Ed.
    My money’s on the former. Trump’s going to give him a right mauling.

    Enjoy.

      • Wait for the rolling blackouts and every union holding the country to ransom.

        It’s going to be a hoot.

    • Has to be Red Ed, The Nasal Knight has already neutered Angie, all she can do is like Fatso two jags is enjoy the perks and keep the seat warm on Kiers holidays, Lammy has already sucked up to the Republicans so apparently all is now forgiven, no for me its Ed the most dangerous nerd in history, when the lights go out he will be walking the plank, its only a matter of time before he loses a court case or the Treasury tells the PM get rid as he is going to break the last straw of credibility for HM Treasury borrowing.

  5. The Tories failed spectacularly!

    David Cameron, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and finally Rishi Sunak. It’s like the morning roll call for meds at the insane asylum.

    These Establishment / Uniparty cunts and their failed policies are responsible for Starmer the Sword Swallower and his Merry Band of Gay Caballeros assuming power.

    Kweir is starting out exactly like Ji Jing Joe with his illegal aliens policy. If he holds true to form and follows the example set in the States, it’s going to get a whole lot worse real fast.

    I have said multiple times that there isn’t a single policy the Tories didn’t fuck up that Labour won’t make worse.

    But you loyal English Cunters need to start right now and oppose everything he tries. NOW is the time to fight. Don’t wait until they begin to persecute, vilify and jail you the opposition.

    You must immediately begin and take the steps to Make England Great Again.

    Trump remade the Republican Party. You shouldn’t bother with the Tories. Grow Reform and take back YOUR country.

    Stay out of the EU.
    Secure your borders.
    Mass deportation of illegals
    Become energy independent.
    Help insure peace through strength.
    Build strong English families.

    MEGA

    • Much like in the US the uni party remains in power no matter who wins. Yes there will be a few sound bite defining policies that cost us all money but there will be no dramatic change of policy when it comes too high finance, foreign policy, etc.

      Today’s politicians are just incompetent middle managers without a thought of their own between them.

      Starmer has a few issues building already, the first will be Gaza, most of his support is pro Palestine and he can’t afford to ignore them.

      Lammy is going to cause an international diplomatic incident before long, he has a chip on both shoulders and won’t be able to hide his hate of white western colonialists for long.

      In the US if Trump wins all will be revealed by the people he puts into power with him.

      • Hey 6dV,

        Your observation about who Trump surrounds himself with is astute and spot on.

        His first administration was less than 50/50 with some solid choices but several Deep State hacks.

        JD Vance is…in my opinion…a good start.

      • Not exactly what I meant there Thorgar.

        But then given what a wanker you are I should have expected as much.

      • JD Vance is … confused.

        He doesn’t even know what his name is, he’s changed it so many times.

        Married a curry muncher ffs, and ultra obsessed with Israel.Was a self-cofessed and repeated “never Trumper “.

        All the money/weapons currently going to the Ukraine will be diverted to Israel for their upcoming war on Lebanon, and thereby Iran, dragging the US into it, and thereby the UK/Nato.

        WWIII will happen within our lifetimes.

        Trump is an uber-cunt, and I prefer him to Biden.

        We’re fucked.

    • I’m not necessarily saying we should rejoin the EU, but we do need to agree some sort of deal with them a-la Norway or Switzerland. Going in all guns blazing on our allies hasn’t gone well unfortunately.

      • Hey OC,

        The problem was not leaving the EU…Brexit…but rather the Conservative party Remainer leadership who sabotaged the implementation.

        Perhaps what you refer to as “guns blazing” was a ploy. Red meat for the masses while pushing the 4th Reich to dig in.

      • Bullshit.
        The year prior to Brexit the government was made up entirely of Leavers.
        Johnson had sacked all the Remainers.
        With their 80 seat majority, Johnson, Rees-Mogg and the rest of the Leave government were free to go for whatever Brexit they wanted.
        Even a no-deal if they so chose.
        Not that anything would have worked.
        Fuck them.

      • Spoken like a true Lefty.

        As far as the Uniparty Tories were concerned…Brexit was never an expression of the will of the people. It was simply a means to exploit their own inter-party power struggles.

        Tory infighting and incompetence ruined Brexit and revealed this simple truth…their hearts were never in it.

      • Spoken like a true blockhead.
        You know fuck all about this country.
        Suggest you stick to shitting on your own doorstep in future.

      • My oh my Grondul!

        Such hostility!

        Did you crawl out from under the wrong side of the bridge this morning?

        Nothing is more nasty than a Leftist Troll exposed.

      • Name calling General?

        It’ll end in tears ( again)

        Nice of you to try to explain Brexit to us Englishmen though,
        Cheers👍

        Ps

        Do you breastfeed your cats?

      • You need to stop projecting, General.
        You’re giving your game away. 😂

      • Right on cue Thorgar swoops in to wipe the teary eyes and runny nose of his fellow Troll.

        What’s the matter Thor? Is the Big Bad American spanking your little Troll buddy with the truth on an English website?

        All I’m doing is giving my perspective from across the ocean. I thought you were the one who liked to hear different opinions?

        My oh my! Such anger. Such hypocrisy.

        You really should learn to relax. You’re going to have a stroke.

        Now go back under the bridge and play with your rocks.

      • I’m having a stroke right now General.and playing with my rocks.

        I like it when you talk dirty Honky-tonk 💋

      • Oops…post went to the wrong spot.

        Not exactly what I meant Thorgar.

        But given what a wanker you are I should have expected as much.

        Are there no sheep around?

      • What do they say, the U.S has no friends only interests.

        Possibly attributed to Henry Kissinger .

        This could apply to almost any superpower in history, hence being a superpower.

      • Are you shagged out from chasing sheep on a Saturday night in the pastures of Northern England?

        Bahd Thorgar!

        Baaaaahhhhhhhdddddd…

  7. The nom picture is all you need to know …. Basically 💩 💩💩💩💩 and more 💩 I’m glad I’ve seen better times but feel for my grandkids who hopefully will get the hell out of the place 👍…. I’ve got to the point of fucking hating what’s become of this country 😡

  8. We can’t blame the dame for not selecting his shadow front bench, can we? Look at the state of them. Most on here have been saying it; wait until that lot are in power! That these junior ministers are the sprogs of Blairites should not warrant any further scrutiny…

    • Me too CC, until she flares her nostrils and starts talking through them.
      Rather spoils my dream of her in strapless basque and thigh-high boots giving me a good hard spanking.

    • Well Bebop alulah she’s my baby
      Bebop alulah I don’t mean maybe….

      The Westminster teddy boy will have to defend his position sooner or later from Angie.

      She’s uneducated, uncouth and from Stockport.

      You know what they’re like.

      Haven’t they returned some dinghy flotsam to France?

      If so that’s more than the Tories did in 14years!

      Strange days indeed

      • Sorry to break it to you mis, that was us returning Gérard Depardieu..
        He was starting to stink up the place..

      • I am sure Rachel would be up for a knee-trembler – at a price. Would be cheaper with Angie though, -she’d do it for a fag and a cup of tea.

    • Dunno moggie, ask Chris Bryant.

      He’s the man to know about such things.

      Ooh, you meant cigarette? 50 pence each from the local paki shop.

  12. He is definitely a boring cunt, but you can’t want a kemi, a suella or a fucking Patel and also moan about immigrants

    • Quite so.
      The white supremacists should be creaming their undercrackers!

      • I’m a white supremacist, can’t help it, I’m white, and I haven’t detected the faintest rumbling in the basement, let alone dampness.

    • I don’t think it’s a problem with skin colour it’s a problem with quality and quantity.

      • You don’t think that the ever increasing number of low quality suntanned cunts arriving here every day is a problem?

  14. I wonder if Macron did the stereotypical shoulder shrug when Kweer asked him about taking migrants back.

    putain de rosbif stupide

  15. That rubber faced gimp Miliband is like a turd in the pool. I’m hoping more than ever that Donald Trump is elected because it means that Lammy is going to have to kiss some MAGA ass.

    My one regret is that there is no role for Diane Abbott with the chance to possibly meet Sleepy Joe. Fucking hell, it wouldn’t be a car crash it’d be a twenty car pile up.

  17. I have no problem with immigration, as long as all males entering the UK surrender their gonads and pecker at the point of entry. Females? Tac weld all undesirable fannies, irradiate ovaries with polonium.

  18. We haven’t heard much from lovely Lisa Nandy since the election – she with the big and bouncy mammary glands and nipples like acorns. I hope she has not gone the same way as glamorous granny Emily Thornberry. There are lots of tits in the Starmer cabinet, but not the generous tits of Lisa

    • She was in Berlin with Rodney for the euro final Mr boggs.

      Is it me or has she got a touch of the downs about her..

      • That’s a pity because I was thinking of offering her a contract with Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd. Those lovely bouncy bristols in widescreen would have gone down a real treat with tired businessmen (also she would of course been performing the Sunday lunchtime session at the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club in Soho).

        We need new blood – and big nipples. We wore poor old Angie out in her stint with us, and left her addicted to cock. Talking of cock, we are think of diverging into the gay market, with young Sam Carling and Keir Mather in our new film “Toilet Slave Twinks” Mandy had put in a bulk order for that production as had his friend the gay vicar of Rhonda Valley.

  19. I wonder what Starmer is going to do about the hordes of eurofilth and dooshka excrement who are turning UK towns into Eastern Bloc ghettos? Places like Harehills….

    Nothing, I’d say

    Romanians are the shit of Europe.

    • Romanians and Albanians are the Fucking filth of Europe. At least the Polish worked hard payed taxes and fucked off when they earned some money.
      The other two are just thieving drug/people smuggling scum.

      • Indeed Lord B.

        I’ve met some top Poles and Hungarians.
        Romanians and Albanians are complete bastards.

      • Ooh Lord B, have you not realised? The last 100 years of “democracy” has turned the UK into the arsehole of Europe.

        We are litle better than Romania now.

        Thanks, every PM since Gladstone.

        Yes, Churchill, I’m looking at you, wanker.

    • Up until last year, there was a nurse from Budapest at my kidney unit. Great at her job and fit as fuck.

      • Tell you what Norman.
        I drove through Miles Platting and Collyhurst a few months ago for the first time in years and couldn’t believe my eyes. Full of Eastern European pikeys and Africunts. Like a fucking giant migrant camp.

      • Norm, feel sorry for you mate, you’re at that age where anything with tits and a minge in a nurse’s uniform gives you the horn lol.

        Just yanking your chain mate, some of them are knockout 😃

  20. Dame Kweer looks to be sporting one of those ubiquitous Turkish barber haircuts.

    I suppose there’s so many for him to choose from that it would be rude not to.

    • Rare footage of Trump in the immediate aftermath of the shooting. Vernon Fox smuggled this to me via one his contacts in the U.S Secret Service.

      YouTube

      • Aye General second that, he was a character and had a good sense of humour too.

      • Wonder if his community service went ok?

        Hell never work as a lawyer again with a criminal record.
        Or as a astronaut…

  24. Here’s a great example of the problem with Labour, from an article in the Standard.

    “ Sir Keir Starmer has come under further pressure to scrap the two-child benefit limit as another of his backbench MPs described the policy as “heinous”.
    Writing in The Times, Canterbury MP Rosie Duffield said the policy, introduced by then-chancellor George Osborne in 2015, was “sinister and overtly sexist” and had been the main reason driving her to stand for Parliament.
    She said: “The obvious target is the caricature of the ‘feckless’, ‘irresponsible’ people who drop children every few minutes without being able to pay for them, but the subtext is altogether more sinister: it is an attack on women’s right to choose how many children they have.”

    Rosie is unequivocally stating that not giving unlimited benefits to women is sexist because it financially limits the amount of children a woman can have.

    I’m gobsmacked she’s unable to rationalise the issue at all. Financial realities dictate much of life no matter your sex or chosen gender. Taxation used to pay for this kind of insanity limits many people’s choices in a multitude of ways.

    Sorry no link but I’m sure you can all find the article if you want to hear more pearls of wisdom.

    • I thought she was one of the more sensible ones, who didn’t buy into all the trans Bullshit..

      Nope bat shit crazy..

      • Unfortunately Barry they are all divorced from reality or maybe not? Having kids under school age is a great way to avoid getting a job if you’re a member of the underclass.

        Additionally this allows a woman to finance a household without a man so the men will be working to pay for it.

        Meanwhile traditional families, you know the married working ones will have an increased tax burden to the point some won’t be able to afford one kid let alone a whole street gangs worth.
        Personal responsibility is the emeny of socialism.

        Imagine how much the Romanian pikey cunts can cream out of shit like this.

        I knew the conservatives had to go but I feared what would replace them. With the Labour majority with the LibDems and co likely to support most of their lunacy we are all in for an arse raping.

      • What you say is essentially correct 6 dog, but what a system, eh?

        It’s human nature to exploit the system to one’s own advantage, please remember the ‘underclass ‘ would rather not be so, and it’s the last 100 years of the utter shit-show that is ‘democracy’ that has created this nightmare.

        They want, and are, dividing and ruling.

        Don’t blame your average chav on a shit-tip council estate for being a bit of a chav.

        Blame Universal suffrage. Blame the welfare state. Blame the education system. Blame the elite.

        Blame democracy. It fucking sucks.

  25. Each time he goes to the lavatory, he’s not sure if he needs to sit down every time.

    • Another victim of the racism inherent in this country, he probably wanted to keep his chickens on that bus with 8 of his kids.

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