A reminder that people who leave kids and dogs in cars on hot days are cunts.
I’ve never read a report so tragic.
How the fuck do you “forget” your kiddie in the car seat?
Also, “nipping into the shop” can have similar results, when it’s hot. Would you pop your dog/baby/toddler into a hot oven for a “nip into the loo”?
Of course not.
Death penalty, obviously.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest, brief follow up from Barry zuckercunt below.
Been in their care for two months, probably got bored of her.
If you read the story, house like a zoo, always doing something else..
Lock them in a furnace for a couple of hours..
They must be the first fåg couple in history to adopt a baby girl.
Interesting how they encourage the neighbourhood kids to come and play at their pink palace.
No word in the story whether either of these manslaughterous cıssies are going to be charged.
Hopefully they’ll die of vociferous early 90’s bum AIDS, the real awful one that Timothy Claypole and Freddie Mercury died from.
Plus arse cancer caused by the trauma sustained through fist punching.
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The Mail went to great lengths portraying them as caring, but the more i read the more I just thought ‘ditzy quares’.
They have a lot of pets. Better take them away, just to be sure. Don’t want tbe petting zoo to turn into heavy petting.
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Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan would’ve done a better job,.
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Parents who leave their children anywhere alone for long periods at a time, need fucking with a ragmans trumpet.
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Like the McCann’s?
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I see they’re trying to put the kraft fella in court for that. Gerry and Kate should appear for the defence “he can’t have done it cos we err…oh never mind yes it was him”
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Yes.
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Ah but they know better. They’re cardiologists with friends who are TV producers.
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If the McCann’s can, anybody can.
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Do the Can-Can.
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People’s stupidity never fails to stun me.
Poor little kid☹️
Why are so many people without basic common sense?
I was in Longnor a few years ago and a dog was in a car on a hot day with the windows up .
I went in a coffee shop and explained.
They gave me a hammer to smash his windows and free the dog.
As I walked back with the hammer,
The fuckwit who owned the dog turned up.
In his 60s, old enough to know better.
He acted like everyone was overreacting.
I showed him the hammer.
I’d of used it on his teeth if the dog had died.
The bloke from the coffeeshop reported him .
Hope the old cunt dies in a chip pan fire.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
Stupid people should not breed.
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Well within your rights to hammer that cunt to death MNC.
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A sharp tap to the knees and ankles.
Bastard.
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A size 13 steel toecap to the gonads would be my intro.
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I called cops to a car park for same a few years ago. Gave them 5 mins before I would be taking over. Cunt (owner) appeared after a few mins .. gave him some aggro. Cunt didn’t care, certainly no shame. Knackery cunt. Scumfilth. Off he fucked. I waited another ten mins. Cops never showed.
I’ve had problems with disinterested cunts on the answering end of SPCA hotlines as well(over other things), not to mention OTHER observed animal welfare situations where the cops were fuckin’ shamelessly useless. 🤬
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(I’ve stepped-in, in cases where the ‘authorities’ declined to do their jobs/duties).
Several times, spanning years. Proud of doing same. Can’t tell about some of them, though, folks…. I’D probably end up arrested. For rescuing animals from cunts that range from neglectful to outright cruel ; – From knackers to white collar cunts.
As for the nom story. Accident or not, I’d be all down for removal from life for cunts who fuck up that badly. Seriously. But here in the real (cunt)world not even a prosecution.
Fuck’s sake, (quote), .. ‘put something important beside your child, like a wallet, so you don’t forget’ …
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Well done you MNC.
I guess not a problem this so called summer.
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Millions like him over here in the UK, accidents waiting to happen. They vote Labour (if they vote at all) and hang about the high street contributing nothing and being fucking annoying . Turn the fuckers into dog food or burgers for sale exclusively at Farm Foods.
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What a couple of horrible cunts
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My parents used to go shopping on a Saturday when I was a kid.
They’d give me the car keys and meet them back at the car in a few hours.
I was 7.
Imagine that now?!!
How I didn’t end up in some freaks car boot on the way to Saddleworrh Moor I don’t know?!!
Nothing happened to me.
But we’d be parked next to where the river Mersey starts.
I’m going to inform the police.
Is 50,yrs too late to report child neglect?😂
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You are probably owed compo, MNC. Claim forms will be available at your local library – no books, only forms. Just look for the queue of scrounging wankers.
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Dad was a toolmaker 😂
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What car was it, MNC?
Can you remember?
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Yeah.
Beige Reliant Robin.
Our first family car.
Fibreglass at its finest.
Got a picture of me sat on the bonnet in Southport around the time.
Surprised they were there to take the photo.
Left me alone on the beach all fuckin day.
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Your dad wasn’t a woodcutter by any chance?
And are you still missing a sister?
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No.
My dad was a toolmaker.
😀
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You are Kier Starmer, and I claim my free knighthood!
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Just a hair’s breadth away from being on a milk carton Miserable.
A 70’s Madeleine McCann.
Good job as a 5’10 seven year old, you were too big for the boot.
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Keir’s knighthoods don’t come free, JP.
You have to earn them,
By being Director of Public Prosecutions and turning a blind eye to criminal activity in Parliament.
Like MPs bogus expenses claims.
And not prosecuting friends of the Establishment,
Like James Wilson Vincent Savile.
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Well Minge, that rules me out then.
Fucking Hell.
I’ve already ordered the headed notepaper and business cards.
Jeezum Priest. Stellar fellow.
Sure to help you fulfill your objectives.
Murder of rivals not included.
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We used to get left in the car as chavs while parents were in the boozer, packet of crisps and bottle of coke no wonder I’ve got next to bugger all teeth and high blood pressure. Twice I got my own back for being out there for fucking hours by turning the lights on and flattening the battery, old fella went garretty, bring back the carefree old days please.
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Same.
In the Allegro with strict instructions,’don’t get out of the car’.
I had the keys but I needed a piss.
DON’T GET OUT OF THE CAR!
So I wound down the window and tried to lob a piss out. More difficult than you would think. Some piss did make it out of the window but the majority was in the car.
Father laughed, Mother went on a bezerker with the wooden spoon when we got home.
Happy fucking days.
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That was my childhood being an only child made the pub visits rather boring.
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I remember sitting in the okd Cortina with my brother eating the jelly snakes and spiders from the Garden centre pick n mix then trying to read something on the way hime.
bleughgh.
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*home
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A sentence from the Mail Online report:
“Angela suggested that parents put something beside their child that they will need later such as their wallet to ensure that they notice.”
Yeah, good idea, make sure you choose something important.
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That’s the problem with small children.
They’re very forgettable.
Bet Joe Bidens left his kids in hot cars, planes, etc
Surprised they made it home from the hospital as babies.
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Funny you should mention Biden’s kids.
A daughter, Naomi (aged 1), did in fact die in a car.
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No way, jeepers!
Poor little fucker.
Feel bad for my flippancy now Minge☹️
Well a bit😁
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Don’t feel bad.
I don’t.
Heart of oak, Pfft! Mines made of stone.
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Kids are mollycoddled now.
Driven to school!!
I NEVER saw that EVER growing up.
Everyone walked.
And if you’re mummy drove you you’d of got bullied for it.
I could catch a bus into Stockport town centre at 8yrs.
Be gone all day.
Most kids could.
As 12 yr olds we were allowed to camp out on the fields long as there was two or three of us.
Freedom 👍
Loved it.
No kids ever died locked in cars though.
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Didn’t that “Spencer from Thomas the Tank Engine”* posh twat David Cameron once leave his kid in a pub?
You have thought he’d have been a bit more careful after already having had his disabled kid die, the poor little bugger.
I’ll bet his missus is still worth a go, mind.
* Google the likeness!
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He probably forgot he had given his Romanian cash in hand nanny the day off.
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That’s weird Tommo as ive always thought Gideon Osborne resembled Diesel.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275144955610
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You walked to school Mis? Our kids would have reported us to social services! They were driven to and from school from their first day until the day they left. One day when we walked to the local shop the elder who was about four years old asked; “Why are we walking? Is the car broken?” I guess it’s the fault of the parents, bringing them up that way.
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Anyone ever lost a kid?
Don’t mean die mean wander off?
Once when ours were little,
We had the son, daughter and next doors little girl with us in a busy town centre.
All about 6-7yrs old, all giddy and excited like only a little kid can be.
I looked round and said to the missus
“Where’s the boy?”
She went nstantly hysterical.
Horrible feeling, your blood turns cold.
The dozy cunt was still in the women’s clothes shop wed just left.
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My sister was a one for just going off with her mates and not letting anyone know where she was. This was in the early/mid-nineties so no one had a mobile phone. It was also around the time of the murder of Rikki Neave about 10minutes away from us, plus James Bulger was a year or so before, as a parent your mind must think all kinds of stuff.
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Yes.
Lost Elder.
Unfortunately, she was found.
Cost me fucking thousands, the feckless twat, with her overspending, and digging her out of the shit.
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I hope you are repaying the favour by being an awkward old fart in your dotage JP.
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You can be sure of that, LL.
Younger is almost as bad.
I really can’t remember where I put the will.
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Oh come on Jeezum, that’s what kids are for! They cost a fortune and they are a burden to you for the rest of your life. In their teens ours wrote off four motor cars, one rolled, two driven into trees and one dunked in the river. One now lives twenty miles away and the other two hundred miles away and at the age of 73 I’m still doing most of their vehicle and property maintenance and contributing to their living expenses.
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If an envelope of money was in the backseat I bet they wouldn’t forget it.
Could the fact that so many now days are on drugs (legal & illegal) be a factor?
It’s beyond me how a parent can be that absent minded. There are stories like this quite often. Gotta be a miserable way to die.
Only a CUNT could do such a thing.
Good nom.
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Prozac turns people into unfeeling robots. Add that to all the opiods and distractions like smartphones. They’ll put themselves at risk to check their phone while driving.
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What got me was this poor little sausage was three years old.
Not three months, or three weeks, where brain fog due to lack of sleep could have been a mitigating factor.
I bet she’d been having a paddy, and was left in the car until she “calmed down”, then parent of the year got engrossed in something like, I dunno, a nap?
Why on earth he hasn’t been prosecuted, I really don’t understand.
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Speaking of poor little sausages, it’s Captain FlipFlop’s nooky night starting in 20 minutes, when Vicky gives him his weekly allowance.
HMG – put everything on hold.
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More likely he is being recharged at Labour HQ.
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Good if sad nom JP.
Some people shouldn’t be allowed children eh?
Fuckin moronic.
I Having kids is hard work but rewarding.
When my lad was about 6yrs he was upstairs playing with the daughter and her mate.
It went very quiet for awhile apart from some giggling.
My lad was blonde as Boris when little, and had his head shaved giving him the appearance of a new potato.
When he emerged from the bedroom and came down stairs he had badly applied makeup on and a Disney princess dress and the missus high heels!
Like a tiny Rocky Horror!!!
The little girls laughing in glee,
My missus laughed,
But I was mortified.
My humour failed that day,
Wasn’t amused in the slightest.
Think I’m still upset about it really.
No way I’d of played with girls at 6 nevermind let them drag queen me.
Disgraceful.
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I think you should have to take a written test, before being allowed to breed.
Maybe bloodtests, too, to make sure your chosen one isn’t your sister!
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I had a run in once on a job I was working on. Dog locked in a car on a sweltering hot day. I saw where the cunt went and let it slide for 10 mins before I went in and said if you don’t take that dog out the car I’m going to either smash the window or call the police. Cunt gave me a load of lip but did get his dog out of the car. Turned up the next day to find I’d been kicked off the job because his whore of a wife had phoned my boss and complained that I was extremely abusive to her husband (I hadn’t been). To be fair my boss didn’t say fuck all to me and gave me the day off paid, but I wasn’t ever allowed to go back to that site. Cunts who do this are the scum of the earth
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Still, youbsaved a dog from suffering.
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Two mincers who were to busy sizing up some special offer lube…. parents they are not it takes one of each biological sex… but in 🤡 world those facts don’t apply…. 🐀
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Let the blek cunt with two suitcases take care of this problem.
Fuck me what disgusting scûm.
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I live in Weston super Mare so not far from Bristol and I’m sure I know that cunt from around the pubs here
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I think he’s innocent.
A sooty with two suitcases?
He’s obviously stolen them.
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In which case he must have been shocked to find the clothing he stole still occupied.
Yeah, right.
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Human body parts!
Probably either for a voodoo ceremony or for his tea.
They love pot boiled missionaries.
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Is there a big demand for door to door body parts in Bristol?
It definitely a step up from the fella who used to come round with a suitcase of vhs videos to hire..
I will take one leg please, its for my rolf harris costume..
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Fucking God botherers – they deserve everything they get!
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Just read that, Unkle.
Fuck me!
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Totally OT, but as it’s my nom..
This.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1922275/new-school-start-times-opening-hours-England-Monday
Fuck me sideways!
Later start time on Monday because the kids might have stayed up later than usual?
Not a possibility that the oh so committed teaching staff might have been boozing from mid-day then?
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The police will be ignoring low level crime for the morning too and you wont be able to see a GP or dentist…oh wait.
Happily the RNLI will still be providing a taxi service for brain surgeons and astrophysicists.
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My school teachers seemed to be perma-drunk. They were always on time, probably to grab some hair of the dog in the staff room before having to deal with da kids. Animals.
Maybe the teachers of today are light-weights.
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I was in the upper sixth, and actually 18, but some of my buddies weren’t.
Popped into the local hostelry at lunch time, after a particularly gruelling exam, but the final one.
About to order, when a tray of drinks was bought to us, “from the mob at the bar”
Teachers, of course.
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Brief musical interlude
One of the best bands ever to come out of Australia.
The Saints
https://youtu.be/_db5TrZ75II?si=YoN9KWYdgE0UZHSC
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I could almost make out words.
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Has sombody been watching TOTP reruns on the beeb (original airdate: 14/07/77) this evening?
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They have.
They (the Saints) are never mentioned in any documentaries about original punk.
They were fuckin great but went under the radar a bit.
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Local Authority staff only working 4 days a week. Fuck me, how come they are called Labour? Lazy fucking shits. Bone idleness is a national disease.
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O/T, surprise surprise…!
“Keir Starmer commits to keeping BBC licence fee after years of Tory hostility | BBC licence fee | The Guardian” https://www.theguardian.com/media/article/2024/jul/12/keir-starmer-commits-to-keeping-bbc-licence-fee-after-years-of-tory-hostility
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@Arch 8:25 am
Further confirmation Starmer’s a cunt. From the same article in the Guardian;
“The number of households that pay the fee is declining and countries around the world are phasing out their television licence fees.”
And hopefully professor Steven Barnett will be run over by a bus.
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When Americans expressed dissatisfaction with the FCC their response was basically; “You think you’re hard done by? In the UK you have to buy a licence to watch television!”
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This is where my “Eye for an Eye” fits in nicely for the love of this day and age of live online torture, by putting Scott Jones in a similar situation, dress as is daughter and watch him suffer the same traumatic experience, only this time watched by millions. Let’s see how gets on. Think even I might tune in for this.
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Missed out the “he”. Whilst here, we can comment isacunt style, with on the spot humourous chip-ins, watching his last breath and even betting on when that would be.
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