Jordan Pickford


I’d like to nominate Jordan Pickford.

How on earth did we (England) get as far as we did in the tournament with Mr. Tourettes inbetween the sticks? He needs to calm down and play out from the back, that needs to come from the manager. If he can’t do that then he needs to be replaced.

Look at the best goalkeepers in the EPL and then compare them to Pickford, the man is a fucking liabilty.

A deserved victory for Spain, England were a match for them player for player, unfortunately they had the right philosophy and we are still stuck in an era of a goalie that just wants to ‘get rid of it’…

Nominated by : Alex

60 thoughts on “Jordan Pickford

  1. Banks,shilton,clemence etc al between the 🥅 he ain’t…he could rightly claim mental elf ‘ issues he’s a proper window licker ….and plays for the republic of merzee side lah sose he’s a double cunt

  2. I don’t think Pickford comes close to some of England’s keepers of the past, but I don’t agree with the nomination.

    The goalkeeper’s primary function is to stop goals being scored. Pickford conceded 6 goals in 6 games in the Euros, none of which were his fault.

    I don’t recall Gordon Banks or Peter Shilton playing out from the back.

  3. Sorry, but this is bollocks.

    Play out from the back? Did you actually watch the games? Fucking chuckle-brothers for defenders and Phil Foden also a culprit.

    England would have only gotten as far as their stinky football deserved without Pickford and that’s eliminated at the first knockout game, not consecutive Euros finals.

    • Exactly MBE – the bloke kept us in the tournament on multiple occasions. He was arguably our player of the tournament and that is fucking embarrassing for the outfield players.

  4. Irish commentator George Hamilton …
    “That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.”

    Hugh J`arce – the best goalie we never had: I bet he `played from the back`.

      • Superb, GT. We should all take the knee and pay homage to the greatest punditry one-liner deliverer of all time. Here’s another:

        “That’s the fastest time ever run, but it’s not as fast as the world record.”

        And if you want more where these came from, and I know you’re craving, well, here`s some more …

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      • ‘The team who scored the most goals will win this game’ – Michael Owen

      • “He’s the oldest player in the tournament, in terms of age.”
        – Natalie Germanos

        “His range of passing, I’ve never seen anything like it. It reminds me of when David Beckham played for England.”
        – Jill Scott

        “The firing gun has been started.”
        – John Pienaar

        “They’ve dominated possession… just… by 1 percent.”
        -Matthew Upson

        “That’s the nearest we’ve come to a goal, apart from the two goals that have been scored.”
        – Pat Nevin

      • And who can forget Big Ron….

        ‘I’ll tell you what. That Francesco Totti, he looks a bit of a twat.’

  5. This nom is no supported. Pickford is a bit of a mong, but a perfectly good goalkeeper. Kept us in the competition on many occasions when others were busy having a wank.

    • Okay, must be w -a -n -k. Still missing RTC who kept us all up to speed on the niceties.

    • Okay, not ‘mong’, it was a word that rhymes with spank. I still miss RTC who kept us informed of such niceties.

  6. How dare you, representing England is not about playing football.

    It’s about bending the knee to a criminal scumbag, supporting the alphabet gang unless the world cup is in a Muslim country, so best keep quiet.

    What chance did they have when your manager is a virtual signalling social worker, who thinks tactics are those small mints that come in three flavours ..

  7. I always get the impression that the team does not try as hard or seem as interested when playing for England. Probably because they’re not getting £250,000.00 / week like they do when playing in the premier league…⚽

  8. He’s not a bad keeper but slightly off the wall personality but under no circumstances should be mentioned in the same breath as Gordon Banks.

  9. When Southgate handed in his notice, the F.A passed it back, he passed it to Bellingham, who passed it to Kane, who passed it back to Pickford.

  10. A deserved victory for Spain indeed.

    England bluffed their way through the entire tournament and were incredibly fortunate to reach the final.

    Pickford is one of a handful of average goalkeepers in the English top flight who spent most of his career picking the ball out of the net for Everton.

    Having said that, I don’t think he performed any worse than any of the other cunts in the team.

    England’s problem lies in the middle of the park where the midfielders aren’t up to scratch when compared to the likes of the Spanish lad Rodrigo.

    Long may England continue to fail at tournament football for the simple reason that they and the FA are absolute cunts who would prefer to worship at the altar of wokery and anti white prejudice.

    As a patriotic Englishman, this shower of cunts do not represent me.

    Fuck them.

    • In-ger-land have had issues with the Defensive/holding midfielder role.
      I thought they had the lad from Leeds (Calvin Phillips) but they need more options.
      The next msnager shoukd make it a priority like ze Germans, their six is often the captain of the team..

  11. Pickford wasn’t the problem, on the whole the defence was pretty solid. The problem to me was a the team were not playing as a team. The attacking players were disjointed and instead of playing out of the back they kept passing backwards, like they were scared to attack at times.

    Southgate has probably wasted our best chances of winning a trophy, he’s gun shy and the team reflected it.

  12. Another thing that pisses me off with this “INGERLAND” shit is that it would appear to be one of, if not the only time that the concept of “England” can actually be celebrated.

    Unless you’re called Sadiq “Goat Botherer Curry Munching Dwarf Cunt” Khan that is.

    Any other time it’s associated with the fabled far right or Tommy Robinson.

    This acceptable celebration of England however, is to be aware of anti white heterosexual causes, be eternally grateful for mass immigration and to always include a strict quota of non English players. Or else.

    I’ll say it again – Fuck them.

    I’m off for a pint.

  13. The cunt stopped more back passes from the mongoidal backs than he did shots from the opposition.
    Over paid useless pirates.

  14. Pickford was one of our best performers and made several key saves. As others have said he isn’t an all time great but he’s far from being the problem.

    • England were a match for them player for player? Oh dear. I don’t know where you get that from. England were like a school team in comparison with Spain. I felt embarrassed watching them.

  15. Today in London Tommy Robinson as most know him as us leading a protest about the loss of British culture in London. Jeremy Corbyn is leading a counter protest but neither are being mentioned by the cunting BBC.

    Later the Trans community is also holding a protest (maybe about the lack of space for a penis in womens underwear) which I’m sure the beeb will dutifully report.

    Sorry for going off topic.

    Not far right, just right!

    • The BBC won’t report on anything that isn’t in the shitlibs’ overton window, be it left or right.

      Centre-left state mouthpiece.

    • Are you referring to Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon), as the beeb insist on saying?

      • I wonder why the BBC doesn’t use the phrase
        “Lia Thomas, real name….”

        Or

        “Convicted rapist ( male), wearing an unconvincing wig and claiming to be a woman, real name…..”

        Because it doesn’t suit their narrative, does it?

        Pathetic backstabbing, double standards shit blankets that they are.

        Never mind defund them, join the “don’t fund them” movement.

  16. I admit that Pickford isn’t quite a Banksy or Shilton ( although I don’t think Shilts ever saved a penalty in a top class match ), but I like his shouting and bawling.
    Let’s face it, there isn’t any other player kicking his teammates up the arse.
    This has been a problem in the England team for years. Rather than selecting a captain who can cajole others, they select marketable commodities and those who can say the right things at press conferences.
    Where was Harry Kanes verbals when the going got tough? No fucking where!
    Same with Beckham, Shearer and Linekunt.
    Pickford ain’t the best, but at least he appears to give a shit.

    • Yup, we need a lot more Pickfords in the side. The only other one I can think of who does that is Bellingham and he was extremely ill used throughout the tournament.

    • Shilton couldn’t even save a penalty from another goalie.
      I remember Alex Stepney scoring past him for Manchester United.

      And ‘Shilts’ couldn’t even outjump and flatten that little cunt Maradona.

      Shilton was well overrated.

      • He’s before my time, but based on what I’ve heard about him it seems like Pickford has been far better for England than what he was.

    • Gerrard, to be fair, tried to rally those ‘Golden Generation’ cunts. John Terry, however, was a cunt who played for his own glory.

      But England’s last good on the park leaders were Bryan Robson, Tony Adams and Stuart Pearce.

  17. Yup, looks like you’re right TTCE. The W word triggers something that the whole contents of a vulgarosaurus doesn’t.

  18. Another O/T.

    How do you change your Avatar?

    I want mine to be Ron Moody, as Fagin.

    The usual way is to send me, Night Admin, several $100 bills which I’ll keep then tell you to visit a site call gravatar.com and go from there – NA.

  19. I can’t get worked up about a bunch of overpaid prima donnas trying to put an air filled bladder into a net.

  20. Good pen save, he can’t catch the ball always a pathetic punch, always tries to stop the ball with his leg rather than hands he is fucking shite.

  21. The lack of quality English goalkeepers now in the top division is frightening.
    Mind you, a twat like Gareth won’t (or, should I say, didn’t) look beyond the premier league. He thinks football begins and ends there.

    I dare say there are a few very good goalies in the lower divisions.

    But, when one thinks of the past England keepers: Banks, Clemence, Corrigan, Shilton (although I never rated him). How this David Batty look-alike gnome has played at two World Cups and two Euros is asronishing. Even Gary Bailey and Dave Beasant were better than Pickford.

  22. If he started mouthing off at me during a game aired live on T.V I would gladly walk up to him and knock his teeth out and take a Straight Red for the team.!!

  23. Billy the Fish. There is your answer. Saved everything. The one problem is he’s gone off a bit and his last game he stank.

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