Does anyone remember Nicola Bulley. Went missing, found drowned days later, in the river that runs through were she lived.
Well, social media went crazy. All kinds of theories were shared, and eagerly spread by online Sherlocks, the cunts.
They invaded the area, filming their pathetic selves digging in clearings in local woods, walking up to residents houses, peering through windows and even trying door handles, to gain entry!
Jay Slaters disappearance is getting the same treatment. According to the story, he’s a drug mule who stole products for his personal gain/use, and is now being held for ransom until his family pays the gang back!
I don’t know if it’s true, anymore than I knew that Nicolas’partner had murdered her, but I didn’t go cracking on about it on social media!
His poor family. There’s nowt “social” about so call social media.
The link I’ve attached, from FaceFart, is one of the least offensive ones I’ve seen, some utter twat pretending to search for clues, but my God, the others!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest
Supporting evidence from Fuglyucker:
Jay Slater apparently is/was a massive cunt, this piece of possibly decaying dog shit turns out to be another worthless cunt that the world is better off without ala George Floyd.
Now I know he has a distraught family and I feel for them, but honestly had they done a better job, this worthless violent cunt may still be alive or at least wouldn’t have conveniently disappeared, in fact I’m sure he will turn up like an unflushable turn soon enough one way or other.
The best bit is how none of this cunt’s previous exploits are not mentioned, especially when it damages public interest and the ubiquitous go fund me campaign….
Daily Record (Link provided by Duke of Cuntshire)
Plus an ‘evening all, what’s all this then?’ from Middle England:
I don’t know how many of you cunters have been following this story but here are a few pointers:
Jay (life of the party) goes out to Ibiza.
Somehow goes missing on a walk.
MSM get hold of this “human interest” story and paint a picture of a saint. Subtly missing out the bit where Slater was instrumental in an attack (with a machete no less) on teenager Tom Hilton.
After missing for several days some hapless cunt sets up a go fund me page which somehow collects a large sum of donations ffs why?
This cunt is a no good drug pusher who probably got involved in a bad deal.
Deserves no less than Terry’s oven.
Even when there is absolutely no information to go on, that is proof positive of a conspiracy. A conspiracy of silence. If you feel afraid, it is with good reason. Be very careful.
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Guinness need to get rid of that hide and seek world record.
No one is ever going beat lord lucans time.
You weren’t even close Jay..
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If the smartphone had been around in the 70’s he would have been posting selfies from Goa with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa.
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Yeah, Lucan took Anne Frank’s world record.
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That horrid little cunt from the Manic Street Preachers, holed up in the Himalayas, and taking it up the arse off Big Foot.
And Paul is still dead….
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Kenny’s dead!
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You do have to wonder whether this was an accident or a murder (possibly drug related). According to press and BBC reports, the body was found “NEXT TO HIS CLOTHES”. Why wasn’t he wearing them?. I hope the cabinet have their alibis for June 17th watertight – not to mention Fat Reg, Mr Schofield and Cliff Richard.
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This sounds like the work of Michael Barrymore.
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Not the first young lad to suffer where a cliff’s concerned.
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Where are the McCanns, I wonder if they were holidaying in Tenerife at that time?
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Only a cunt decides to walk for hours with no idea where he is in a foreign country.
Added to the fact that this cunt was a criminal so fuck him.
Oh and the Coronation Street style sob story cum detective mystery is the usual braindead MSM bag of dogshit.
Dear me what a barrel of rotten cunts.
Oven.
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Indeed Unkle.
I noted c. £57K was raised and now his mum can buy as many pork pies as she likes beucase she looks like she needs a meal or two.
I don’t care what everyone says, this story smells as fishy as Diane Abbotts meat curtains.
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Lately it looks like Dianne Abbott has turned into the lovechild of James Brown and Roy Orbison.
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Sometimes I get fed up with trivia news items that only families should know about. If you’re that interested in knowing the insides of a cats arse, then a charge should be introduced, or the best piss take on the subject for free. That’s more or less what we do on here. Let me think of another idea. Erm ?
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Ahh i bet you don’t say the same about the sidebar of shame, Sammy.
Young whore in cheesewire thong seen stepping out with whore friends and parties ’til the early hours
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Good cunting, JP. 👍
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Vaughan Gething, Gareth Southgate & now this.
God does spoil us at times.
🤣
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People= cunts!
Crowds of People=even bigger cunts!
Conspiracy theorists and wannabe detectives= biggest cunts of the lot.
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TCiS.
You got the point.
This isn’t about Nicola Bulley, poor lass, or Jay Slater.
It’s about ” not so” social media.
Some people should have their hands cut off, idiots posting shite for a like.
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Goes off with two men from a club.
Likely a closet bumlord and they’ve ended up bumming him to death and had to bury him on Mount Teide
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It took over 3 weeks to find Nicola Bulley not by plod but a couple walking their dog. In a location searched several times before. Plod tried to shit all over the reputation of the independent search team after their gaffer said she wasn’t in the river when we searched. The whole thing stinks. As to criminal Jay who gives a fuck.
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Teenagers, drugs, alcohol, a bar in Ibiza, mysterious gangster types. What could possibly go wrong?
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Jay Slater. Common thug.
His mum is the only person who will miss him.
Robbie Williams’ ‘Angels’ and tracksuits at the funeral.
In the Daily Record article, it shows one of the gang, Kane Taylor, with a hound.
People often look like their pets.
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There’s only one person who knows the full facts about the truth and he’s took it with him to his maker⚰️…many will mourn his demise whilst others will say he deserved it for past misdemeanors, either way the parties over 🎉
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And a bonus bubble ! …
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mp-renews-concerns-over-oath-as-he-makes-second-attempt-to-officially-take-seat/ar-BB1q4LMc?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=e3a2def544f941869ae9f2b5a1f032e8&ei=80
💥
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That little shit Lewis has been in Parliament for years – he likes the inflated salary (and the “expenses” of course, then kicks up a stink about taking the oath.
He should either knuckle down or fuck off – one shit MP departs there will be dozens ready to take over like that little abortion Sam Carling – only 22 but he has “knowledge and experience” according to him.
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Self praise is no praise.
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He can fuck off to DRNK and learn to respect an absolute ruler properly.
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Don’t know much about the boy, but someone told me he is a cert to win gold at the next winter Olympics, apparently no cunt goes downhill quicker
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“Nicholas Partner?’
The bloke who hosted Sale of the Century from Norwich?
Pffft.
Doubtful.
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Live from Norwich!!! lol
Is anything alive in Norwich?
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Time to tempt them with another instant sale. What have we got to tempt them with this time, AnalEase?
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Stop knocking Norwich.
I`ve been to East Anglia and found the people there to be very nice. I met a man who was his own father and we had a damn good chuckle about it — I `high-sixed` him and wished him well.
✋🏾☝🏾
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Was it his hand or foott, Sam? Difficult to tell with that lot.
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@Sam
As William Wordsworth pointed out:
“The child is father of the man.”
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Third hand, MNC.
👌🏽
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Sorry, CP.
🙃
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Any news on the watch?
I’ve been worried sick about it.
Metal detector on standby….
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Are you in Tenerife, Mis?
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Not yet…
Depends on the watch JP.
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Probably one of those Singapore knock offs, 50 pounds for one, 40 pounds for two..
I can’t imagine that chav could tell the time anyway..
No sense of direction either by the sounds of it.
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While we’re on the subject of disappearances.
Myself and another Cunter (I can’t remember who) wrote a nomination regarding cats and cat ownership.
It was a few weeks ago now and hasn’t seen the light of day.
This is the second time this has happened.
Is it the subject matter of domestic cats which is somehow too offensive???
I’d love to know.
Perhaps the other Cunter remembers the nom I’m talking about and can come forward.
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Could it have been Mrs. Slocombe?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-i523Gie9Q
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Think it didn’t make the cut Herman.
If a nom doesn’t get at least 10 tickles it tends to end up binned.
To be honest I think you were pissing in the wind mate.
Lots of cat owners on here!
You’d of been vilified.
Had to leave home with a blanket over your head😂
I didn’t give it a ticky.
I thought it was disgusting cat bait.
Although my dog gave it 2.
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This site has a rule against blatant ailurophobia .
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Ooooooh,
we’ve got Leonard Sachs posting on IsAC.
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He might be afraid of cunts, GT.
Cats = pussies = cunts.
🐈
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Don’t despair, HJ.
I often write a nom that seems to vanish into the ether, then quite unexpectedly is published.
It depends, it’s not been a slow news, no news week, has it?
What with the GE, Sir Smarmy gurning all over, Wimbledung and the Ball Kick about, there’s been plenty to encourage conversations.
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When it Comes to Balearic survival I’m a devout Mosleyite.
Jay Slater went into the hills without water,
(So far so good)
Yet never took a umbrella!!!
He might of been advised to watch Mary Poppins rather than attacking strangers with machetes in his gang.
Another budding genius life’s cut short….
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Perhaps all these people walking away into the great unknown are all competing for the Michael Mosely Captain Oates Award. Just a week or so again another man disappeared (whether he was found or not I don’t know). Just One Thing to get you a front page spread/
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WC @
I think it’s the rebirth of the prophets.
Budding Moses wandering into the desert in flipflops hoping for enlightenment and a connection to the Almighty?
Am I the only cunt in the world who carries a bottle of water when hiking?!
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I thought you drank from mountain streams and scavenged picnics Miserable?
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I do LL.
But I always have a plan B.
Baden Powell said ” Be prepared”
So I always carry
A) bottle of water
B) condom
C) lock knife
D).Bic lighter and Bogroll.
On occasion I’ve used them all!
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You are yogi bear and I claim my free picnic basket..
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All at the same time Miserable?
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Bob, don’t.
The image in my head, as to why Mis would use all those items at the same time, well it’s straying into Mr. Cunt Engines territory.
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Scavenging picnics in this era of vegans and tapas?
It’s a fucking minefield for the poor chap’s gut.
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Ah Baden-Powell, were you in the scouts?
I was, do they still call the thing on the neckerchief a w*ggle?
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No, it’s now called a Doggle.
I was never in the scouts,
I couldn’t get into the cubs.
A sore point and a insult that will be repayed in blood.
I was 8yrs and my mate was in the cubs.
” It’s great! They show you how to light fires and play with knives and go camping!”
I wanted in.
It appealed.
To this day I enjoy starting fires,
Carry a knife and like kipping in the woods.
I turned up and some fuckin woman said I had to write out the PLEDGE first.
I hurriedly did it , keen to get the daggers out.
No.
I’d missed a paragraph in my 8yr old haste.
It had to be done again.
I did.
No, there’s a spelling mistake.
This fuckin bitch took it seriously!
A 8yr olds pledge must be very important.
I did it again.
Spelling mistake.
Even now I’d fail that pledge!
I walked.
And vowed revenge.
That pledge split arse better watch herself in the woods.
She will end up with a accident far worse than Jay Slater.
I’d write the pledge on her skull.
Misspelt.
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I were in the cubs for precisely one week.
Learned a valuable lesson –
I’m not a team player.
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I never even got the chance to find out.
Never worn a wō99le☹️
I should sue the elitist bastards.
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Longer than me Mingejuice, I lasted two hours.
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Nothing to be ashamed of Minge. Teamwork is what you need for people who are no use on their own.
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O/T, but I think Mr Vance is spot on…☠️
BBC News – Rayner dismisses Trump running mate ‘Islamist UK’ claim
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn07e2ep20no
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Five minutes in east Londonistan proves him right.
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Had rayner just wiped off the peaceful jizz from her face, before talking to the BBC.
She always sounds like she is talking with her mouth full..
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Obvious exaggeration but worth trolling our politicians and civil service. I bet zjess Phillips agrees, haha.
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From the crap I’ve been watching on the idiot box the solution to the disappearing of the young man is as follows. He entered a portal to hell serviced by aliens who live under a big mountain. The said aliens are doing naughty things with him and will release him when they get bored . He will then be flown in an anti gravity temporal assisted craft to the destination of his choice. Either that or the poor bastards dead in a ditch.
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Like Mount Hayes in Alaska?
(just covering for Ptarmigan).
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Reckon I’ll sit this one out until all the alternative facts have been established to the conspiracy theorists’ satisfaction. 😁
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I too will reserve judgement till all the bullshit is in.
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By all accounts a nasty little cunt anyway so who give a flying fuck?….not me that’s for sure.
Probably saved the taxpayers some money in future prison costs.
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it costs the UK taxpayer £900 a week to house one prisoner.
I reckon I could get that down to £90
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Spendthrift…
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Get it down to £0 with a neck shot.
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I couldn’t find a fuck to give on this one.
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Reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners.
Inbetweenarock and a hard place!
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Jay from the Inbetweeners was fuckin ace😁
Here
https://youtu.be/ch-BF2QXAQU?si=7DJ6fK-8WwiH4Mjo
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No no no!
Bad memories of hiring a bike in Cyprus yonks ago.
I DID THAT! I am a fucking spanner, had a floozie on the back as well.
She said, ‘I’ll drive now’.
Cyprus motorbikes = shit.
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The gormless looking cunt is more like Neil, surely?
😂
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Identified by his fingerprints. 🤔
I rest my case M’Lud.
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Off topic
That Clive Lewis is a oddball isn’t he?
Has very ducky features.
Makes me wanna vomit.
Like a half caste Ian Brady.
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A dăŕķie in Norwich, they are fucking everywhere! 🤔
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I can only assume he’s got an odd number of fingers and/or toes as they won’t let you in otherwise.
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Greasy little cunt took the oath seriously, when he found out he wouldn’t be paid..
Typical scumbag politician..
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Dirty little Moors Murderer tribute act.
Took the oath “under protest” apparently.
The nuttiness of Liebour is starting to break through.
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It’s like a riddle inside a puzzle inside an enigma…or some shit like that.
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Karma is a bitch😃👍⚰️
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